Author's Note: I know, I know…you fans all hate cliffhangers…but c'mon! It's worth the aggravation, right?

Synn: (ducks under her desk as foreign objects are hurled at her in record speed by angry authors and readers who are also wielding burning torches and pitchforks)

Freddy: (walks into target range) What the hell is going on here?! (lets out a high pitched scream as he's hit in the head by a flying fire extinguisher)

Djinn: (walks into target range) Did I just hear a girl scream? (ducks as a dictionary sails past him) Hah! You fools missed me! Is that the best you've got? (lets out a shriek as a flying, yowling kitten lands on his face with its claws digging into his skin)

Synn: (waving a white flag from under her desk) Alright, alright! Truce! No more cliffhanger! (cautiously emerges from her hiding place) Please…don't throw anymore things!

Ash: (sauntering into target range) I should report this to the ACHI…the Association for Cruelty to Horror Icons. The madness has to stop…someone has to put a stop to this story!!! (has no time to react or move as an unidentified flying bag full of dirty diapers lands on him and splits open)

Synn: (shakes head, giggling) The hits just keep on comin', don't they Ash?

DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the horror icons mentioned in this story, nor do I own the concept of the Surreal Life!

"Okay, guys" Freddy said, as the housemates gathered around the seating area "We gotta nominate two to be knocked off!"

"Well" Chucky started, smirking at Leatherface "I opt for Leatherface. His dancing to Justin Timberlake was scarier than a thousand Pinheads in drag!"

Leatherface growled as if to convey how offended he was.

"Does anybody have anything to say against it?" Freddy paused before quickly continuing "Okay, he's up on the chopping block…who's next?"

"I wish to nominate Djinn" Pinhead said, grimacing "What he did to Jessica Simpson was uncalled for"

"What?" Djinn demanded, trying to convey his innocence "She made a wish!"

"Yeah" Candyman shot back, glaring at the defiant wishmaster "When she wished to have her nose done, you didn't have to turn it into a toucan beak!"

"It was necessary" Chucky replied, laughing his ass off "That girl couldn't find her way out of a paper bag! At least now she can follow her nose to the fruity taste of Froot Loops!"

Freddy stood up.

"As much as I'd love to kick Djinn's ass off the show, I'd like to use my veto power to cancel that nomination" Freddy announced, folding his arms across his chest. "And I'd like to nominate Pinhead…for taking the side of that annoying brat! So go vote, damnit!"

The housemates each stood up and sauntered over to the table to write down their choices. Freddy voted last, snickering. He then took the box of ballots and opened it to count.

"Okay" he said, reaching in with his bare hand and pulling a ballot out "One vote for Pinhead"

"Ignoramus" Pinhead muttered under his breath as Freddy pulled out another ballot.

"Make that two votes for Pinhead" Freddy announced, reaching in to pull out another ballot "Two votes for Pinhead and one for Leatherface"

Leatherface growled, gazing at all the housemates angrily.

"Two votes for Pinhead and two for Leatherface"

Chucky crossed his fingers in anticipation.

"Three votes for Pinhead and two for Leatherface"

Candyman shot a sympathetic glance to Pinhead, who was seething.

"Three votes for Pinhead and three for Leatherface"

Jason cocked his head to one side.

"Three votes for Pinhead and four for Leatherface"

Pinhead started relaxing, hoping that the last vote wasn't for him.

Freddy pulled out the final ballot.

"The first housemate to be eliminated is Leatherface" he announced, smirking "Bye, bye mute. Consider yourself lucky to be going home to your hick family and your cannibalism!"

Leatherface slowly stood up, his head drooping slightly.

"Tough break, Leatherface" Chucky said, flashing him a sympathetic glance "I'm gonna miss you, big guy"

"I'm sorry Leatherface" Pinhead said, extending his hand to shake "Please forgive me"

Leatherface slowly took his hand and shook it.

"Hey, you dumb mute!" Freddy yelled mockingly "I ain't gonna miss your dumb human eating ass!"

With a growl, Leatherface picked up his chainsaw from the floor and pulled the ignition cord, charging at Freddy. Leatherface managed to catch Freddy by surprise, giving him a small cut that oozed green blood. Freddy yowled in pain and then disappeared.

"I'll miss you" Candyman said, hugging Leatherface as the chainsaw was turned off. "Say hi to Drayton and Chop-Top for me"

Leatherface sadly left the rest of the housemates, chainsaw in hand, and exited out the front door.

"Looks like we have our first loser!" the host said, rushing up to Leatherface "How does it feel to be the first one kicked out?"

With a growl, Leatherface fired up his chainsaw and charged at the host.

"Yeeaaaggghhhhh!!" the host screamed, running away from the mansion, and ultimately Leatherface for dear life…

Author's Note: Yeah, it was a hard decision, but I needed to continue the story somehow. I hope you liked this chappie!

Freddy: (dancing and singing like an idiot) Leatherface is gone! A dumb mute is gone!

Djinn: (watching Freddy) Don't quit your day job, Krueger! And I thought Leatherface's dancing was horrible.

Freddy: (snarling) What's that supposed to mean? (makes Ash's French maid costume appear on Djinn) Okay, Djinna…go clean the bathrooms! I made sure that each bathroom was dirtier than a pile of cow shit! In fact, all the bathrooms are full of cow shit!!

Ash: (saunters up to the author's desk, holding one pillow in front and one to cover his exposed butt) Um hey, can you help me out here? I'm naked.

Freddy: (laughing evilly) I haven't forgotten about you, Ashley! (makes Ash dress in drag…complete with makeup and high heels)

Synn: (holding head in hands) When will the horror ever end?