I thank you fans again for staying patient…It's hard to kick writers' block when you are starting a new job and fixing mistakes that the previous bookkeepers made.
Freddy: So you are a bean counter then (roars) I HATE ACCOUNTANTS!
Synn: (rolls eyes) Everybody hates accountants, Freddy. Almost as much as they hate lawyers.
Freddy: (roars) I like lawyers, especially the one that saved my ass! (extends claw)
Djinn: (approaching the two) Krueger, step away from our author, you know she can hurt you and torture you and give you nightmares!
Freddy: (cackles) I'm not afraid of anything! Just look at me! I create nightmares!
Freddy and Djinn turn to see Synn smiling evilly.
Synn: I know something Freddy is afraid of (snickers)
Freddy: Take your best shot, bitch! (sneers)
Synn waves her hand and an obsessed fangirl appears.
Fangirl: OMG It's Freddy! It's my Freddy Weddy (locks Freddy in a death-grip hug)
Freddy: (screaming like a girl) Get her off of me! Make her go away!
Djinn: (snickering) Mistress Synn, I have a way to make this even more enjoyable. (waves hand and Freddy and the fangirl are glued together at the hands)
Fangirl: Freddy, I'm gonna love you and kiss you and hug you and cuddle you. (squeezes Freddy until he starts turning blue)
Synn & Djinn: (laughing)
Disclaimer:I do not own these horror characters or the Surreal Life…so all you bloodsucking lawyers should stay off my case! LMAO
Djinn stood in his bedroom, admiring his human form in the mirror. He knew he stood a good chance over the others at attracting the ladies.
As he adjusted his tie, the doorbell rang. Mentally cursing the girls for being early, he appeared downstairs in the main room, where Freddy and Chucky were already waiting.
"Wow, Djinn" Chucky said, eyeing his suit "Almost didn't recognize ya"
"Come on!" Freddy scoffed, rolling his eyes "He's recognizable! He has a fat head just like he does in demon form"
"Shut up Kruger" Candyman hissed, walking into the room with Pinhead, Jason, and Michael. "The ladies are here!"
As if on cue, Ash walked into the main room, donning the French maid uniform.
"Allow me to present to you….the ladies" Ash said, mock formally as he bowed.
"Get outta here, Ashley" Freddy taunted, throwing a vase at his head. Ash didn't duck in time and fell to the ground after the vase struck him in the forehead.
A small group of beautiful ladies walked into the room, nearly tripping over Ash's unconscious body.
Djinn stood up.
"Welcome, ladies" he said, pouring on the charm "I am Djinn…and these are the rest of the houseguests"
A ditzy blonde girl scanned the room, and, upon locking eyes with Freddy, squealed and practically jumped into his lap.
Djinn walked up to a curvaceous brunette and an equally gorgeous redhead and circled them, all the while flashing a charming grin at them.
"WHERE IS HE?" demanded a loud female voice. Chucky cringed.
"Right here honey" he said, as a blonde doll in a bride's dress appeared in the room "I'm so glad to see you!"
The room was suddenly filled with intense smacking noises as Chucky and Tiffany kissed.
A beautiful African American woman spotted Pinhead and curiously made her way towards him.
A gothic looking girl with black and purple streaked hair sauntered up to Jason as he made room on the couch for her.
The last and final girl sat next to Michael, twirling her strawberry blonde hair…
… "Okay this shouldn't be a speed dating thing" the redhead, known as Avery said, looking at Djinn with rapture. "I really enjoy hanging around you"
"Yes" Tricia, the brunette said, rubbing her hand up and down Djinn's thigh "I wish it wasn't a speed dating thing"
'As you wish' Djinn thought, smiling evilly as Freddy tried to pull the blonde with the death grip off of him.
"I know it's hard being away from me" Tiffany told Chucky as she held his hand "But I trust you not to…what in god's name are you staring at?"
Chucky quickly averted his eyes from Tricia and tried to smile at his wife, flashing her a sheepish smile.
"You filthy pervert!" Tiffany screamed, taking a knife out of her purse "I'm never going to be good enough for you, am I?"
"Tiff, calm down!" Chucky said, his eyes wide "You're always going to be my number one!"
"Bullshit!" Tiffany screamed, stabbing him in the thigh "Be lucky you sleep here for the next few nights because you'll be living in the doghouse when you return home. And this time I won't let you off the hook easily"
With that, she stormed out, slamming the door behind her.
Chucky sighed, seeing the pairs of eyes watching him. He groaned, pulling the knife out of his thigh.
"You're right, Fred, I guess I am whipped" he said, going up to his room…
Author's note:Oooh he walked in on that one!
Chucky: I heard that! (saunters up to Synn) It's women like you that deprive men of their manhood.
Synn: I am offended that you would say that! DJINN!!!
Djinn: (appears out of nowehere) Yes mistress author?
Synn: (whispers something to Djinn and they both snicker)
Chucky: (uneasily) What's going on?
Chucky finds himself in the same room where he beat the teacher to death with a meter stick, but Tiffany is there instead, holding the same meter stick and preparing to whack Chucky with it.
Chucky: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (gets smacked hard on the butt)
Synn: On with the show!
