I know it's been a while since my last update but I have a good excuse!
Freddy: Yeah right! (blows raspberry) You were too busy taking money you evil accountant.
Synn: (seals Freddy's mouth shut) Anyways, this chappie is extra special because today is an extra special day. Well, not only special, because it has a double meaning!
Djinn: Oh mistress author, why is today very special?
Synn: Someone is celebrating his birthday (stands up and searches for said person)
Djinn: Come again?
Freddy: (Makes strangling noises as he struggles to breathe)
Yes, it's Friday June 13th. All of us horror fans know whose birthday it is!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of these guys so go bug someone else!
Lucard awoke the next morning, appearing at the porch to grab the paper. With a muffled hiss, he noticed it wasn't there.
Hissing louder, he appeared in the kitchen to see Djinn and Jason sitting at the table.
"Where's the paper?" he intoned coolly, leaning against the counter lazily. Jason avoided his steely gaze, pretending to be absorbed in a stain on the floor. Djinn shrugged.
Shaking his head and rolling his eyes, he left the room. Jason sighed in relief.
"What's with you?" Djinn demanded, trying to take a good look at Jason who quickly turned away.
"Hey guys" Riddick said, sauntering into the kitchen "I found the paper. Time to read!"
Jason saw that as his cue to make an abrupt exit, leaving Djinn and Riddick to stare after him in wonder.
"What's with him?" Riddick asked, sitting at the table as Freddy appeared, snatching the newspaper out of his hands.
"Beats me" Freddy said, snickering at the death glare he received from Riddick. His mirth was cut short, however, when he got a good look at the front page.
"What's wrong?" Djinn asked, noticing the look on Freddy's face "What's up for today?"
"Somebody ripped out today's date and the front page article!" Freddy grumbled, letting a string of obscenities follow the previous sentence.
"Now who would do something like that?" Riddick demanded, frowning and folding his arms across his thickly muscled chest.
Freddy sat there, thinking momentarily. After an obvious epiphany, he started chuckling.
"Djinn" Freddy asked, "Who do you think was the first person to see the paper?"
"My guess is Jason" he replied, remembering Jason's abrupt behavior when Lucard interrogated the both of them "He seemed kinda weird when Lucard wanted to know where the paper was…why?"
"What is today's date?" Freddy asked, smirking "I know today is Friday and that it's June"
"And yesterday was the 12th" Riddick said, quickly adding to the conversation.
"So then today is Friday June 13th" Djinn said, shrugging "What's so special about today? It's just a superstitious day"
"Not when your name is Jason Voorhees" Freddy said, laughing "It's Jason's birthday today"
"Now I get it" Djinn exclaimed, his fist landing on the table "Jason probably didn't want us to know that today was his birthday. You know how shy he gets"
"So then he tore the newspaper to hide the fact so that nobody would make a big deal out of it." Riddick finished, grinning "Hell of a way to go"
"This gives me an idea" Freddy said, cackling evilly before filling the other two in on his plan.
"Oh that is devious" Riddick said, grinning after Freddy finished "Can we pull this off?"
"Of course" Freddy scoffed, leaning back in his chair "You have a Djinn and a Dream Demon at your service. We can get everything we need!"
After Freddy finished his sentence, the doorbell rang.
"Who might that be?" Djinn asked curiously as he looked at Freddy and Riddick.
"Beats me" Freddy said, sitting straight "ASHLEY GO ANSWER THE DOOR!!"
Riddick's eyes fell on the front page of the Surreal Life Newspaper.
"I think that's our new houseguest" Riddick said, shrugging.
Soon after Ash answered the door, a semi-gorgeous woman with tightly curled auburn hair walked into the kitchen carrying a huge equipment bag.
"Well, well, well" Djinn said, taking a good look at her "Who do we have here?"
"Don't tell me that you famous killers haven't heard of my work" the girl said, her hands on her slender hips.
"It would help if we got your name, bitch" Freddy said, rolling his eyes "We hear shit like that all the time"
"My name is Angela" the girl snapped, glaring death at Freddy, who stared at her warily.
"Nope" Freddy said, "Doesn't ring a bell"
"I committed the murders in the Sleepaway Camp movies" she said, tossing her equipment bag to the ground.
"Sorry, miss" Djinn said, shrugging "We still don't know"
Muttering angrily to herself, she picked up her bag and slunk out of the room.
"Bitch" Freddy muttered, flipping the bird to her back…
Okay, someone has to know which villainess I am talking about!
Jason: (writes furiously and shows Synn) She used my mask once, didn't she?
Synn: Yes she did, Jason.
Candyman: I think I know who you're talking about…Angela…I remember hearing something peculiar about her.
Synn: I'm not giving any more clues.
Ash: I know! I know! (jumps up and down)
(Everyone else groans in unison)
Synn: Alright, Ash…who is she and what is so weird about her?
Ash: (puffs out chest and chin proudly) Her name is Angela and she was born a man!
Synn: (rolls eyes) Bingo!
Freddy: EWWW GROSS!! (he gets hit in the face with a brick and lands on his back with his eyes as anime type spirals)
