So, it's Jason's 61st Birthday…I wonder what hijinks the guys will get into

So, it's Jason's 61st Birthday…I wonder what hijinks the guys will get into!

Freddy: (On the phone) Hello, is this Jessica Kimble? Yes, I'm calling on behalf of your mute Uncle Jason. I'm sure you know today is his birthday. I was wondering if you'd like to kill him for me

Synn: FREDDY!!

Freddy: (gulps) Uh, I mean I was wondering if you'd like to visit the mansion to help with the celebrations….you will? Perfect! Bring your daughter too (snickers as he hangs up)

Synn: (Stands in front of Freddy, tapping foot impatiently) What did we all tell you about killing?

Djinn: Yeah Freddy! (mimicks Synn's stance)

Freddy: Kiss my ass!

Synn: What was that, Freddy? (advances on him with predatory grin)

Freddy: (gulps) Uh…I meant kick my ass…heh…heh

Synn: With pleasure (gives Freddy a hard front kick to the ass, launching him across the room and on top of Ash)

Djinn: I swear those two are going to get married someday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON!

DISCLAIMER: I swear I don't own these guys…they just like to follow me home from work!

"Thanks…bye" Freddy said, hanging up with a smirk on his face "I did it"

"You did what?" Lucard asked, looking at Freddy with disdain "Oh I get it…you finally updated your wardrobe…with luck, one day, your sense of fashion will be just a decade behind"

"Blow me" Freddy replied, flipping Lucard off with his glove hand "I just finalized the preparations for Jason's birthday party"

"Oh, Jason's birthday is today?" Lucard intoned, ignoring Freddy's rude gestures "How old is the slimy zombie anyways?"

"He's 61" Candyman said, sitting across from him "He was 10 when he drowned in 1957, so he was born in 1947…and that makes him 61 if he were human"

"How very interesting" Lucard said, rolling his eyes…

… Jason stood in his bedroom, staring at a picture of his niece Jessica and his great niece Stephanie. They were the only family he had left since his mother died…and God only knew what had happened to his father Elias.

Stroking the picture of the two women, Jason sighed. Today, it was his birthday and he was all alone in a house of psychopaths (not that he wasn't one). For once in his weird lengthened lifetime, he wanted to spend it with family.

"Hello, roomie" a female voice said from behind. Jason whirled around, his hand reaching for his machete. He stopped short when he saw who it was.

"Long time no see, Jason" Angela said, setting her bag down on the bed that Leatherface used when he was still a housemate "I see you're looking well"

Jason wrote something down on his notepad and handed it to her.

"Yeah, it's been a few years since we crossed paths at Crystal Lake" Angela said, sitting on her bed "How is your niece?"

Jason shrugged, sighing.

"I know how you feel" Angela said, somewhat bitterly "All of my real family was killed in that boating accident. My cousin Ricky was a vegetable after Mel beat the snot out of him."

"JASON" Ash's voice was audible from downstairs "COME DOWN! HOUSEMATE MEETING IN THE LIVING ROOM!"

"Looks like that's our cue" Angela said, taking Jason's arm "Let's go!"…

… "Okay" Ash said to the woman with the light blonde hair and the girl with the strawberry blonde hair "He's going to come downstairs soon, so we all have to hide!"

"I can't believe I'm doing this" Jessica Kimble said, rolling her dark eyes at her daughter "But, this is for your great uncle and it's nice to do something like this once in a while, no matter how much you hate their guts"

"Shhhhh" Carrie squeaked, hearing his footsteps "He's coming downstairs!"

Everyone in the room hid behind furniture, struggling to contain their excitement.

"I think they said the living room" they heard Angela say "We better get in there"

As soon as Jason stepped foot into the room, everyone there jumped up and yelled "SURPRISE!!"

Jason's eyes widened underneath his mask. A banner was put on the mantle saying "Happy 61st birthday Jason!"

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" they all yelled, stunning him…

… Jason stood there, cocking his head in confusion…how could they know? He went to great lengths to keep it from them.

He looked around the room to see all of his friends and all of his surviving victims in the room, not to mention a big pile of presents and a giant chocolate cake. Jason loved chocolate cake!

Overwhelmed, he looked to Angela, who led him to the La-Z-Boy chair put next to the presents that was designated for him. It was wonderful, but something was missing.

"Happy birthday Uncle Jase!" Stephanie Kimble squealed, jumping onto Jason for a big hug. He couldn't believe it…his great niece was here…in the flesh…the last time he had seen her, she was just an infant…now she was a teenager!

Stunned, he returned the hug, noticing his niece Jessica walking up to them.

"Happy birthday Uncle Jason" Jessica said, flashing a strained smile as she patted him on the back "We still have our differences but we had to come"

Jason looked at his niece and great niece and felt so overwhelmed that he could cry. This was, by far, his best birthday ever!

Awwwwwww! Jason's enjoying himself!

Freddy: (snaps photos of Jason looking misty) Those are some blackmail quality pictures here!

Jason: (growls and snatches the camera away from Freddy before smashing it to pieces)

Freddy: Ahhh COME ON!

Synn: Freddy, you walked into that one.

Freddy: Shut up, bitch! (lunges)

Synn: (sidesteps and puts him in suspended animation) Baka Freddy!

Riddick: Time to take out the trash (Picks Freddy up and takes him away)