Disclaimer: Ed, Edd N Eddy and all its characters are copyright AKA Cartoon. I am not using them for profit; I am simply using them to practice my own writing skills….

Also, I don't own the fanlistings, either….

Author: Hi! Now, I am going on to Chapter Two of my story. This chapter is from Eddy's point of view. Next will be Double D's, than Ed's. Okay, ON WITH THE STORY!

Chapter Two- Eddy McRich, the richest rich kid ever

Eddy blinked. He looked around himself. Ed's back yard had disappeared- instead, he stood in the middle of the biggest back yard he ever saw! Three gigantic swimming pools one of them going as far down as twenty feet, 2 enormous Jacuzzis, a tennis court, millions of plants most being rare or almost extinct and a miniature petting zoo filled it- and there was STILL tons of space left over!

"Woah," Eddy said. Than he realized what he was wearing…. His hair was neatly parted and combed; an obviously expensive white tuxedo rested upon him, and he wore a matching top hat and shoes. Fine gloves covered his hands, and he had a large monocle resting above his eye. He also held a pure gold cane.

"Oh god, I look like such a dork," Eddy said. He took the monocle and gloves off, rubbed his hair back to its old self, and put the hat back on. "Now, I look cool," he said.

He then turned to see a MASIVE building. It must have been at least 18 stories tall and could have easily held a whole factory! He then walked up to the back door- which happened to have pure gold decorations on it- and looked down at the little stand by it.

On the stand, it said, "This is the one of the many back entrances to the Mansyonn. The Mansyonn is Eddy McRich's smallest mansion, 20 stories tall with 175 rooms. The tour will begin now… press one on your head phones."

Under the little guide, it said, "Mansyonn Tours are closed when Eddy McRich is living in it… please take the McRich Tour instead, and meet Eddy McRich himself!"

Eddy blinked. That little Fairixie hadn't exaggerated. His parallel was probably not only a millionaire, but a BILLIONAIRE… NO! A trillionair! No, a million-trillion-air!

He opened the door to the colossal mansion. Instantly, ten people ran over to him. "Eddy McRich, sir! Do you need help? Is there anything you want?" the maids and butlers asked in unison.

"Um," Eddy was dazed speechless (Author: RUN! IT'S THE END OF THE UNIVERSE!). Finally, he managed to say, "Uh, could you guide me to… my bedroom?"

"Which one, sir?" the ten asked in unison.

Eddy blinked. Had he heard right? "The… closest one."

"Yes, sir!" all ten said in unison, again, as if though they were rehearsing lines from a play.

The ten men and women lead him to a door. It was obviously Eddy's room- he could tell because the door was made of cash. Literally. It was layers of cash rapped in plastic!

One of them opened the door to Eddy's room. Eddy gasped at the sight of it. His bedroom could have fit three times in that room! And even though the ugly brown and purple paint was unpleasant, everything else was stunning in the room.

A bed as big as his parent's bed rested at one part of the room. On top of it were pillows that just screamed, "PUT YOUR HEAD ON ME- I'M SOFT AND COMFORTABLE!" Across from his bed lied the biggest TV set he had even seen. A record player- along with a whole sound system- lied in another corner of the room. And the newest computer sat on a desk next or rather, twenty feet away from Eddy's bed.

This hadn't even begun to describe the room- but Eddy's eyes lingered upon the computer. Finally- he had wanted to go on the computer to find some information on him….

"Leave me now," Eddy said, and, to his surprise, they had practically disappeared on his command.

Eddy went up to the computer and logged in. (Surprisingly, his account was the same as in his universe….) He clicked on the internet program and typed in the search box, "eddy mcrich".

He clicked on the first website that appeared on the list, which just happened to be He clicked on a section of the sight labeled, "Info on the richest boy alive, Eddy McRich!"

He clicked on the first page and read what it had to say.

EDDY MCRICH

Inheritor of the McRich Fortune

Here, a picture of Eddy in another dorky rich outfit lay

Name: Eddy McRich

Age: Twelve

Eddy is the youngest, and only, member of the McRich fortune. Originally, his parents owned the McRich fortune- duh- and it was to go to Mr. Michael McRich's eldest son. A terrible limo accident took the two adult McRich and their eldest son's life. Eddy was blessed to be at one of their mansions at the time.

Having enough cash to buy Pluto, Eddy's lawyer- a good friend of Mr. McRich, had no trouble buying Eddy the rights to the fortune, although under aged.

Eddy has given over $20,000,000 to charities and other helpful organizations.

He has been labeled the Richest Kid Alive and has won the "Best Person Award" four times.

Eddy currently resides in his summer home, the Mansyonn. He also lives in two more mansions during other times of the year. Eddy is the founder and owner of McRich Land, the third largest amusement park in the world.

To learn more about the structures Eddy owns, click here.

To go to our chat forum on Eddy McRich, click here.

And to join our fanlisting on Eddy McRich, click here.

Eddy blinked, trying to let this all in. He owned an amusement park? He owned three mansions, this immense mansion being the smallest? He gave 20 million to charities? He received the Best Person Award not once, not twice, but four times?

That Fay girl was NOT exaggerating at all.

Everything was perfect here, Eddy thought.

But the trouble was yet to start.