Disclaimer: Ed, Edd N Eddy and all its characters are copyright AKA Cartoon. I am not using them for profit; I am simply using them to practice my own writing skills….
Author: Wow, it feels like a long time since I wrote about Ed! Oh, and I ended last (Ed) chapter with a cliff hanger! I don't know if next chapter will be about Eddy. It might be about Ed, as his plotline is important to the whole outcome of the fanfic…. I speak/type too much. Anyway, enjoy.
Chapter Eight: Attack of the Kanker Alliance
"The reason we are telling you this, Ed," TargonTroi explained, "is because we think that the Kankers are planning another rebellion…."
Suddenly, the four heard a crash from behind them. A too familiar said, "You sure got that right, alien."
"The Kankers!" TargonTroi yelled.
"How'd they get through the security system?" Saraline gasped. Ed gaped at the enemy….
There were three of them, and in the center stood one who looked an awful lot like Lee. However, unlike Lee, her skin was a grayish-greenish fur, and her clothing consisted of shining chrome armor- chrome boots; chrome, triangular chest plates; chrome pants…. She had a fancy and intricate chrome crown, and she held a faultless sword. Her fingers looked like miniature gun barrels (covered in fur) and oozed green, undoubtedly poisonous, slime; her lips had two threatening, glittering fangs, also oozing green slime; and from her back came two gigantic bat-like wings.
Oh, yeah; she was also about five times the size of Lee, with muscles that made The Hulk's look tiny. She looks even scarier than in my worstest worst nightmares about her! Ed thought.
To the right of the Lee-look-a-like stood the most petit (and I use this term extremely lightly) of the Kankers. She looked a lot like Marie- if Marie had green scales, of course. She wore a crown identical to Lee's, but her outfit was different. She wore a long black dress, and on her thick wrists and large neck, thorny chrome spikes. Her shoes were black army boots, and she wore a chrome belt around her waist. She was two times smaller than Lee, which was still extremely large. In one hand, the Marie-clone held a large, threatening blaster-like machine; in the other, a gigantic flail. She had small, black angel wings on her back.
To the other side of Lee's clone stood someone who looked like May. May's doppelganger was just a size smaller than Lee, but her arm and leg muscles were bigger than Lee's. May's double had green scales and green, scaly wings. Her outfit was a lot like a military outfit, except made out of a dull, grainy silver metal; also, she wore a crown (instead of a helmet) like Lee's. The creature's hands and toes (the creature wore no boots) looked like little knives. On May's back were bat-like, green wings.
Ed was terrified. Until that moment, he couldn't imagine anything scarier than the Kankers from his universe. Those Kankers seemed like a scratch of the back compared to the Kankers of this universe.
"Getting through your little security system was easy," the Lee-creature said with a smile. "The guards dropped like flies."
Ed continued to gape. Saraline suddenly had a bad feeling; she grabbed SR-Comlink-WW and started to scan the three Kankers. Skuashi and TargonTroi stepped in front of Ed.
"What are you doing here?" Skuashi squeaked/hissed.
The Kankers, who ignored Saraline scanning them, stepped forward. Marie responded, "Oh, we came with a message."
"The Kanker Alliance has reformed," May explained, holding up one of her claws threateningly. "We're stronger than ever."
"And we're after him!" Lee-der-dum yelled, pointing at Ed. "His crystal will give us the power to take over the UNIVERSE!"
"You can't operate the EdCrystal," Skuashi retorted.
"Yes, we can," Lee said with a condescending smirk. "And why?"
Saraline gasped. "The energy readings… they're off the charts! There is only one thing that can match these energy readings…."
"The EdCrystal?" Ed asked, finally able to speak.
Saraline nodded. (In this twisted universe, Ed's answers were correct a lot of the time.)
"What? How?" TargonTroi asked.
Marie looked at a clock located on the wall behind Ed and his protectors. "Oh, we'd love to explain," she said, "but we have to go. Don't wanna be here when the bombs go off. See ya… very, very soon."
And, with that, Marie-mop-plop, May-toe-jam and Lee-der-dum flew out the window they broke.
"Bomb?" Ed shouted.
"We have to get out of here!" Skuashi yelled.
"Quick!" Skuashi yelled to TargonTroi, "Create a teleporter!"
"Where to?"
"I don't know!" Skuashi yelled.
"Plankstar!" Saraline suggested.
The room around them started to rumble. Whoa, big bomb, Ed thought. It had to have been if it could shake the whole entire GIGANTIC palace-thing. Wait- Plankstar?
Suddenly, a portal appeared under the four. As the four fell in, Ed screaming all the way, an explosion was heard overhead….
