After taking anything of value from the local pokemart, Robert took of for Jubilife. On Route 202, he came across a strange sight, a Mewtwo.
"Go Piplup!!! Hydropump!!!"
It was super-efective! Mewtwo fainted! Piplup gained 0.00001 exp!!!
"WTF? 0.00001 exp? Is that even possible? Why am I talking to myself? Will I ever stop? I think not!"
"But seriously, why are you talking to yourself?
"Who just said that?"
"Down here, retard."
"OMG!!! Piplup can talk!"
"Well, duh capitan odvious."
"I can't wait to tell people!"
"Woa, woa, woa, let's not tell people yet."
"Well, why not?"
"Because I said so and I can kill you."
"O.K., I won't tell anyone, hey look were at Jubilife."
"Piplup pip"
"Hey, theres Gavin. Hey, Gavin, wait up!
"Hey, I got a gun, Robert! Yay!!!"
"Woa, don't point that thing at me!"
"Opps."
"Hey, I got to tell you something. Piplup talks and he's a terrorist!!!
"Don't make up stupid stories."
"High"
"You know me so well!"
"Hey, look there's a rehabilitation center."
END Short this time, huh? Well if you want more, REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
