Episode 2: Confrontation
Light: Yawn, School again.....ahh.....
Ryuuk: yeah school.............
Light: ....AHHHH!!! a monst.....
Ryuuk: I TOLD U! U ALREADY MET ME!
Light: oh..........srry..........i gotta stop sleeping late.....i can't let myself get to tired, i need to stay the top of my class....and i also have to start killing the crimninals.......
Ryuuk: YAWN........
Light: I think this episode is when i talk about how i hide the deathnote and me helping my sister do homework...........this episode is even more boring than the last one!! ......ok let's make this simple..*talks about how he going to hide the notebook* their i'm done and wiped out.......
Ryuuk: *slept throught the whole thing*
Light: *hits ryuuk with pillow* u wasn't listening the whole time??!!!
Ryuuk: ....NOPE.............
Light: all that talk for nothing.............*sleeps*
Ryuuk: Humans are even more boring than death gods..............
Light: *talking in sleep* Tim, flowers for me?? OH TIM!!!! hmm....mmm... OHHH.... flowers......yah, oohhh.
Ryuuk: .........something is wrong with that child..........
Earth World 10:00am. October 20, 2000. (gym)
Gym teacher: Alright you magnets! today were going to play DODGE BALL....
Students: YEAH!!!!! let's all hit the balls at light yagami!!
Light: WHAT??!!!! Why me?????
Students: because your last name spell backwards is i'm a gay! anyways u like balls. So this is your lucky day, u going to have as many balls as you want! MUHAHAHAHHAHA!!
Light: i am not gay!! i'm straight as a CIRCLE!!!
Helena: a circle has no lines..............so your not straight at all............
Light: I MEAN SQUARE!!!
Students: *attack light with dodge balls*
30 minutes later........
Students: ahh gym is over oh well.............bye light i'm a gay............
Light: *half dead*
Ryuuk: ah light are you ok??
Light: ........um.....AHHHH!! oh it's u! stop sneaking up on me!!!
Ryuuk: Sorry...........
Light: i have a serious question.......
Ryuuk: what??
Light: do u think i'm.......nevermind *to embarrassing*
Ryuuk: OK............. now i have a serious question for u.
Light: what?
Ryuuk: why do you keep taking a bath in public??
Light: I have to use the water hose....my mother to cheap to pay for my water shower.........
Ryuuk: how humiliating.
Light: But fangirls keep calling me everyday because of this for some reason......oh well.
Earth World 6:00pm October 21, 2008
*ryuuk watching Light kill crimmnials*
Light: *singing* Fighting crime, trying to save the world, and i come just in time!! LIGHT YAGAMI! Fighting crime, trying to save the world, and i come just in time!! LIGHT YAGAMI! LIGHT YAGAMI!!!!! LIGHT......
Mom: SHUTUP!!!!
Light: yes mother............ *whispering* fighting crime, trying to save the world.....
Ryuuk: please stop singing! U been singing for the past hour nonstop!!!
News: hello my name is Lind L taylor, the best detective in the world!!! and I come to put an stop to this KIRA dude..........
Light: fighting crime, trying.....huh? stopping kira? who is this guy?
News: Kira, i know what u are trying to do but what your doing right now is evil!!
Light: WHAT? ME EVIL! I am a good guy, i'm good, Ryuuk ain't i a good guy? Ryuuk!
News: KIRA WE WILL FIND U!
Light: *writes down Lind L taylor* bye bye L........
*40 seconds later Lind L taylor dies of heart attack*
Light: HAAHHAHAHAHHAHA! Now back to singing!! LIGHT YAGAMI!!
Ryuuk: ............
L: i cant' believe this......
Light: Huh?
L: Kira it seems you can kill people without being at that place....AWESUME! now try to kill me! KILL ME KILL ME!
Light: what's with this guy? is he trying to commit suicide??
L: what chicken?!! can't u do it??
Light: oh man........he got me there...............i don't know his name or face!! DARN IT!!
L: well seems you can't kill me after all!!
Light: *throws computer at TV*
Ryuuk: what the heck is wrong with you??!!!
Light: TV made my brain hurt...........i'm going to bed........ *sleep*
*light's dream*
Light: L
L: Kira
L and Light: i will hunt you done whereever your hiding and i will elimenate you!
Light: i am.....
L: i am...........
L and Light: PANCAKES!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED....................................
