Episode 4: Pursuit.

Ryuuk: So do you want the shinigami eyes or not?

Light: Can't you see i'm busy trying to be a god of a new world geez, just shut your mouth shinigami!!

Ryuuk: What's with the attitude? *notices light's clothing's* WHY ARE YOU WEARING A DRESS?!!

Light: huh? oh i'm surprise you notice. Remember my little sis? We'll she's doing an science project and the question is does a dress turns a boy into a sassy girl. I have to wear this dress for a week. I can see why a girl would want to wear a dress, it's so comfterable and soft. It makes me feel all warm and beautiful inside!!

Ryuuk: ......................WHAT??!!! *slaps Light*

Light: *puts hands on hips* Oh no you didn't just slap my pretty face! *Bites Ryuuk*

*mom comes in room and sees Light beating himself up*

Ryuuk: Hey you can't do that I am your father!! *punches Light in stomach contiuesly*

Light: (FATHER??!!) AHH!! . *kicks Ryuuk to the ground*

Mom:STOP IT!!

*Light turns around*

Light: Mom?!

Mom: I would not have a freak for a son you here me!! Your acting just like your pathetic father!

Light: Because I want to be like him!

Mom: *slaps Light* No you don't! Do you want to be a good for nothing?

Light: No.

Mom: That's what I thought...........I'm think your starting to have father syndrome. *hugs Light* I"m so glad you look like me.........

Light: ...............??????

Mom: *looks at Light's clothing* WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY DRESS!! *Beats Light with a broom*

Light: Sayu made me do it!!!!!!!! AHH!!!!!

*Hospital*

Light: *wakes up* wa................Where am I??

Ryuuk: Your at the hospital, The broom stick went down your throat......your mother almost killed you.

Light: .................................*faints*

*Home*

Ryuuk: What are you doing Light?

Light: I'm reading more about the deathnote, I didn't know I could control peoples mind before they die.

Ryuuk: No duh!

Light: Shut up Ryuuk, I'm not a shinigami so how am I suppose to know! It's time to start killing! Now let's get jiggly with it! That's my new catch phrase.

Ryuuk: That was the lamest catch phrase I have ever heard.

Light: No it's not it's super cool now just shut up! Now it's time for my evil laugh.....MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

Ryuuk: Like I said before, would've did better in rehabbed................

*Later that day*

Light: Yes it work!! I'm a genius!

Ryuuk: What??!!!

Light: I thought right out of the XBOX. I finally beaten the game!

Ryuuk: ..........I thought It was something important about the deathnote.

Light: Oh that too....I killed three people but before they died I made them do something. See, one person who was in jail made an symbol of blood on the wall, then he died of an heart attack. The other person, I made him use the bathroom first then he died while his pants was still down. And last but not least.......the third person did...............uhh...i forgot. However, I did killed three other people. But they didn't do the things that I wanted them to do because it was impossible! The first guy......................

Ryuuk: *sleeps*

Light: Hey!! I can't blame him, I would've did the same thing............................

*Task force headquarters*

Watari: L, three criminals died differently today...........

L: And...............??

Watari: By KIRA!!

L: Really?!

Mr. Yagami: How differently you mean?

Watari: Well, one of them made an symbol of blood on the wall then died of an heart attack....

L: Interesting........

Mr. Yagami and others: *taking a nap*

L: What do you guys think your doing?!!

Mr. Yagami: It's nap time...*falls asleep*

L: What's the point of working with these stupid cops!!!

*Mr. Yagami shuts down computer*

L: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

*Light's Room*

Light: I figured out a plan to get ride of that stalker........I'm tired of being stalk by almost everyone, You, my mom, the stalker, I think my sister is stalking me too!! When can I get some privacy!

Ryuuk: Why are you talking to a robot toy?

Light: It keeps starring at me with it's glowing red eye.............!

Ryuuk: uhh, your plan?

Light: Oh yeah! It's a surprise..............*calls Helena* MUAHAHHAHAHA!!!

Helena: Why are you laughing like that?

Light: uhh...........opps, you wasn't suppose to hear that. Anyways wanna go to the uhh....movies with me?

Helena: ok

*Hangs up*

Light: Come on Ryuuk i'm going to walk you to the park!

Ryuuk: GRR! I'm not a dog!

*The Park*

*Light pulls out an apple and throws it into the air*

Light: Go get it boy!

*Ryuuk runs after Apple*

Light: You silly shinigami! *Looks around* the stalker is behind that tree.

Helena: Hey Light, are you ready?

Light: of course let's go.......to the bus so we can.........get to the movie and stuff.............

*On the bus*

Light: (It's almost time, yes, the stalker is riding the bus)

Helena: This isn't like you Light, you usually talk to me to death.

Light: If I was talking to you to death you would be dead..................

Ryuuk: I can't believe I fetched for an apple!

*The bus stops and picks up a old man*

Helena: That guy looks familiar........like he was on TV!

Light: Shhhhhhhhh............

The dude: ALRIGHT THIS IS A HOLD UP! NOBODY MOVES, JUST PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG AND NOBODY GET"S HURT!

A nerd: How are we suppose to give you money if you just told us to freeze? Now if you had said it the other...........

*Shoots the nerd*

The dude: Anybody else who talks will be just like this ugly pathetic little boy!!

Light: (Look who's talking) *drops a piece of paper*

The dude: I saw that! *picks it up* huh? righting notes huh? *reads it* To do list..........take gar......garb......

Light: IT SAYS TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT YOU RETARD!

The dude: How dare you! *looks up and sees Ryuuk* AHH!! It's a monster! *shoots at Ryuuk continuesly!*

Stalker: He's suffering from an illusion!

Light: Oh, hello stalker!

Stalker: My name is Rape Pender.........uhh..........maybe I said to much........

Ryuuk: Oh I get it, that piece of paper was actually a piece of paper from the deathnote so no this dude can see me! Hey man, you can't kill me, i'm a shinigami!

The dude: AHH!! It's talking! *runs out bus and get's hit by car*

Helena: oh! How horrible!

Rape: That was close! We could have been killed! How did you know I was stalking you?

Light: I have my ways..........now just get out of here and pretend this thing never happen! Hey this episode wasn't that boring!! Actually it was more of an action/drama thing going on! like Law & Order! But more violent! And I'm the.............oh......times up? This is the end of episode 4 so see you next time on episode..........uhh.........umm...........oh.........5!!

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