Episode 4: Pursuit.
Ryuuk: So do you want the shinigami eyes or not?
Light: Can't you see i'm busy trying to be a god of a new world geez, just shut your mouth shinigami!!
Ryuuk: What's with the attitude? *notices light's clothing's* WHY ARE YOU WEARING A DRESS?!!
Light: huh? oh i'm surprise you notice. Remember my little sis? We'll she's doing an science project and the question is does a dress turns a boy into a sassy girl. I have to wear this dress for a week. I can see why a girl would want to wear a dress, it's so comfterable and soft. It makes me feel all warm and beautiful inside!!
Ryuuk: ......................WHAT??!!! *slaps Light*
Light: *puts hands on hips* Oh no you didn't just slap my pretty face! *Bites Ryuuk*
*mom comes in room and sees Light beating himself up*
Ryuuk: Hey you can't do that I am your father!! *punches Light in stomach contiuesly*
Light: (FATHER??!!) AHH!! . *kicks Ryuuk to the ground*
Mom:STOP IT!!
*Light turns around*
Light: Mom?!
Mom: I would not have a freak for a son you here me!! Your acting just like your pathetic father!
Light: Because I want to be like him!
Mom: *slaps Light* No you don't! Do you want to be a good for nothing?
Light: No.
Mom: That's what I thought...........I'm think your starting to have father syndrome. *hugs Light* I"m so glad you look like me.........
Light: ...............??????
Mom: *looks at Light's clothing* WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY DRESS!! *Beats Light with a broom*
Light: Sayu made me do it!!!!!!!! AHH!!!!!
*Hospital*
Light: *wakes up* wa................Where am I??
Ryuuk: Your at the hospital, The broom stick went down your throat......your mother almost killed you.
Light: .................................*faints*
*Home*
Ryuuk: What are you doing Light?
Light: I'm reading more about the deathnote, I didn't know I could control peoples mind before they die.
Ryuuk: No duh!
Light: Shut up Ryuuk, I'm not a shinigami so how am I suppose to know! It's time to start killing! Now let's get jiggly with it! That's my new catch phrase.
Ryuuk: That was the lamest catch phrase I have ever heard.
Light: No it's not it's super cool now just shut up! Now it's time for my evil laugh.....MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
Ryuuk: Like I said before, would've did better in rehabbed................
*Later that day*
Light: Yes it work!! I'm a genius!
Ryuuk: What??!!!
Light: I thought right out of the XBOX. I finally beaten the game!
Ryuuk: ..........I thought It was something important about the deathnote.
Light: Oh that too....I killed three people but before they died I made them do something. See, one person who was in jail made an symbol of blood on the wall, then he died of an heart attack. The other person, I made him use the bathroom first then he died while his pants was still down. And last but not least.......the third person did...............uhh...i forgot. However, I did killed three other people. But they didn't do the things that I wanted them to do because it was impossible! The first guy......................
Ryuuk: *sleeps*
Light: Hey!! I can't blame him, I would've did the same thing............................
*Task force headquarters*
Watari: L, three criminals died differently today...........
L: And...............??
Watari: By KIRA!!
L: Really?!
Mr. Yagami: How differently you mean?
Watari: Well, one of them made an symbol of blood on the wall then died of an heart attack....
L: Interesting........
Mr. Yagami and others: *taking a nap*
L: What do you guys think your doing?!!
Mr. Yagami: It's nap time...*falls asleep*
L: What's the point of working with these stupid cops!!!
*Mr. Yagami shuts down computer*
L: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
*Light's Room*
Light: I figured out a plan to get ride of that stalker........I'm tired of being stalk by almost everyone, You, my mom, the stalker, I think my sister is stalking me too!! When can I get some privacy!
Ryuuk: Why are you talking to a robot toy?
Light: It keeps starring at me with it's glowing red eye.............!
Ryuuk: uhh, your plan?
Light: Oh yeah! It's a surprise..............*calls Helena* MUAHAHHAHAHA!!!
Helena: Why are you laughing like that?
Light: uhh...........opps, you wasn't suppose to hear that. Anyways wanna go to the uhh....movies with me?
Helena: ok
*Hangs up*
Light: Come on Ryuuk i'm going to walk you to the park!
Ryuuk: GRR! I'm not a dog!
*The Park*
*Light pulls out an apple and throws it into the air*
Light: Go get it boy!
*Ryuuk runs after Apple*
Light: You silly shinigami! *Looks around* the stalker is behind that tree.
Helena: Hey Light, are you ready?
Light: of course let's go.......to the bus so we can.........get to the movie and stuff.............
*On the bus*
Light: (It's almost time, yes, the stalker is riding the bus)
Helena: This isn't like you Light, you usually talk to me to death.
Light: If I was talking to you to death you would be dead..................
Ryuuk: I can't believe I fetched for an apple!
*The bus stops and picks up a old man*
Helena: That guy looks familiar........like he was on TV!
Light: Shhhhhhhhh............
The dude: ALRIGHT THIS IS A HOLD UP! NOBODY MOVES, JUST PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG AND NOBODY GET"S HURT!
A nerd: How are we suppose to give you money if you just told us to freeze? Now if you had said it the other...........
*Shoots the nerd*
The dude: Anybody else who talks will be just like this ugly pathetic little boy!!
Light: (Look who's talking) *drops a piece of paper*
The dude: I saw that! *picks it up* huh? righting notes huh? *reads it* To do list..........take gar......garb......
Light: IT SAYS TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT YOU RETARD!
The dude: How dare you! *looks up and sees Ryuuk* AHH!! It's a monster! *shoots at Ryuuk continuesly!*
Stalker: He's suffering from an illusion!
Light: Oh, hello stalker!
Stalker: My name is Rape Pender.........uhh..........maybe I said to much........
Ryuuk: Oh I get it, that piece of paper was actually a piece of paper from the deathnote so no this dude can see me! Hey man, you can't kill me, i'm a shinigami!
The dude: AHH!! It's talking! *runs out bus and get's hit by car*
Helena: oh! How horrible!
Rape: That was close! We could have been killed! How did you know I was stalking you?
Light: I have my ways..........now just get out of here and pretend this thing never happen! Hey this episode wasn't that boring!! Actually it was more of an action/drama thing going on! like Law & Order! But more violent! And I'm the.............oh......times up? This is the end of episode 4 so see you next time on episode..........uhh.........umm...........oh.........5!!
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