Episode 5: Tactics
Naomi: so how was you're day?
Rape: It was fine dear.....................
Naomi: You don't seem fine. Wha't the matter?
Rape: I don't want to talk about it.......................
Naomi: Please? for your future wife?
Rape: Ok.............Well their was a bus jacking today. The same crinamal who rob a bank a couple of days ago decided to high jack a bus. But then he freaked out and got hit by a car.
Naomi: *makes a cup of tea* What a wierd situation. Don't you think that's kind of odd? Do you think Kira was up there?
Rape: Come on, you use to be a dective but you promise me you wouldn't be apart of the situation.
Naomi: your right, I did made a promise during our wedding.........but.........
*Light knocks down door*
Light: Will you two hurry up with your boring conversation?! Were losing a lot of deathnote fans because of you! This is suppose to be a funny deathnote! Not chit chat boring deathnote!! GET IT TOGETHER!!
Rape and Naomi: Were just minor characters! We should get at least five minutes on the internet!!
*Rape and Naomi was cut off, back to Light Yagami house*
Ryuuk: Your going to kill that stalker now?
Light: Not yet, ill give it a week. I'm going to toy with him and L...............
*Subway*
Ryuuk: so what are you going to do?
Light: I have to use the bathroom!
Ryuuk: Why you telling me??!!!
Light: You have to help me use the bathroom! Come on let's go!
Ryuuk: WHAT??!! You didn't say this before!
Light: I'm just messing with ya.........but I really have too go........
Ryuuk: Theirs Rape Pender!
Light: *Get's behind Rape* Rape Pender, turn around and your dead. I am Kira!
Ryuuk: WHAT?!! KIR..!
Light: BE QUIET! you'll draw attention! let's get this done quick cause I gotta take care of some business. I'm going to prove to you that kira by killing that man over their! *evil laugh*
Rape: Oh gosh......stop it with your pathetic laughing. Just kill me now...........
Light: SILENCE OR I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY AS WELL!
Rape: You wouldn't!
Light: Oh yes I will! and........and I'll kill her too! (What am I talking about)
Rape: you wouldn't kill my feance!
Light: Oh yes I will. Now listen carefully and do exactily what I say because I will not hesitate to kill you.
Rape: Didn't you already say that?
Light: JUST SHUT UP SO WE CAN FINISH THIS EPISODE!!
Rape: .....attitude...........................
Light: Now i'm going to kill that man over their who's peeing on the floor. *kills him*
Rape: NO!!
Light: What? He got what he desserve, peeing on a no litter zone. Makes me sick! Now do you beleive me?
Rape: I believe that your some kind of physco maniac!
Light: Close enough.........Now here's what were going to do!
Ryuuk: BORING! Let's fastfoward this!
Light: Wait...! No!
Ryuuk: *Fast fowards*
Mello: What was that? Roger what did you just say?!
Roger: I'm afraid that L is............!
Ryuuk: oh uh! *Rewinds* Almost gave away a spoiler!
Misa: Oh Light, I love it when...........!
Ryuuk: *Rewinds*
Light: *In tub* Rubber ducky goes quack quack! Rubber ducky, quack quack!! *sees Ryuk* HEY!! *Fast fowards* This is why i'm the only person who uses the remote! You almost gaveaway a spoiler! And mello and Roger appeared to early!!
Ryuuk: *Fast fowards*
Rape: Ok I'm done doing what you ask..........
Light: Ok now get off the train and just go. GET OUT OF HERE!
Rape: (I swear I heard that voice before!) *Get's out of train* I thought that Kira would....! *Heart attack begins* NO! *looks at train door* Light Yagami..............
Light: I ALWAYS WIN!! HAHAHHAHA! U LOSE AND U DIE! I WIN AND I LIVE!! *chokes* Gotta be careful with my evil laugh........
*Task force headquaters.........*
Watari: L. We found some kind of message from Kira.
L: What did It say?? *Reads it* L, did you know shinigami.................*pauses* Is he trying to tell me that gods of death exists?
Watari: Would u just finish reading!
L: Silence! I have spooken! It says L, did you know shinigami love apples?? DARN THAT KIRA! TRYING TO PLAY ME LIKE THIS!! I WILL FOUND KIRA! MAYBE NOT TODAY, MAYBE NOT TOMMORROW BUT I WILL FOUND YOU!
Watari: Oh god......................just shoot me............
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