Episode 5: Tactics

Naomi: so how was you're day?

Rape: It was fine dear.....................

Naomi: You don't seem fine. Wha't the matter?

Rape: I don't want to talk about it.......................

Naomi: Please? for your future wife?

Rape: Ok.............Well their was a bus jacking today. The same crinamal who rob a bank a couple of days ago decided to high jack a bus. But then he freaked out and got hit by a car.

Naomi: *makes a cup of tea* What a wierd situation. Don't you think that's kind of odd? Do you think Kira was up there?

Rape: Come on, you use to be a dective but you promise me you wouldn't be apart of the situation.

Naomi: your right, I did made a promise during our wedding.........but.........

*Light knocks down door*

Light: Will you two hurry up with your boring conversation?! Were losing a lot of deathnote fans because of you! This is suppose to be a funny deathnote! Not chit chat boring deathnote!! GET IT TOGETHER!!

Rape and Naomi: Were just minor characters! We should get at least five minutes on the internet!!

*Rape and Naomi was cut off, back to Light Yagami house*

Ryuuk: Your going to kill that stalker now?

Light: Not yet, ill give it a week. I'm going to toy with him and L...............

*Subway*

Ryuuk: so what are you going to do?

Light: I have to use the bathroom!

Ryuuk: Why you telling me??!!!

Light: You have to help me use the bathroom! Come on let's go!

Ryuuk: WHAT??!! You didn't say this before!

Light: I'm just messing with ya.........but I really have too go........

Ryuuk: Theirs Rape Pender!

Light: *Get's behind Rape* Rape Pender, turn around and your dead. I am Kira!

Ryuuk: WHAT?!! KIR..!

Light: BE QUIET! you'll draw attention! let's get this done quick cause I gotta take care of some business. I'm going to prove to you that kira by killing that man over their! *evil laugh*

Rape: Oh gosh......stop it with your pathetic laughing. Just kill me now...........

Light: SILENCE OR I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY AS WELL!

Rape: You wouldn't!

Light: Oh yes I will! and........and I'll kill her too! (What am I talking about)

Rape: you wouldn't kill my feance!

Light: Oh yes I will. Now listen carefully and do exactily what I say because I will not hesitate to kill you.

Rape: Didn't you already say that?

Light: JUST SHUT UP SO WE CAN FINISH THIS EPISODE!!

Rape: .....attitude...........................

Light: Now i'm going to kill that man over their who's peeing on the floor. *kills him*

Rape: NO!!

Light: What? He got what he desserve, peeing on a no litter zone. Makes me sick! Now do you beleive me?

Rape: I believe that your some kind of physco maniac!

Light: Close enough.........Now here's what were going to do!

Ryuuk: BORING! Let's fastfoward this!

Light: Wait...! No!

Ryuuk: *Fast fowards*

Mello: What was that? Roger what did you just say?!

Roger: I'm afraid that L is............!

Ryuuk: oh uh! *Rewinds* Almost gave away a spoiler!

Misa: Oh Light, I love it when...........!

Ryuuk: *Rewinds*

Light: *In tub* Rubber ducky goes quack quack! Rubber ducky, quack quack!! *sees Ryuk* HEY!! *Fast fowards* This is why i'm the only person who uses the remote! You almost gaveaway a spoiler! And mello and Roger appeared to early!!

Ryuuk: *Fast fowards*

Rape: Ok I'm done doing what you ask..........

Light: Ok now get off the train and just go. GET OUT OF HERE!

Rape: (I swear I heard that voice before!) *Get's out of train* I thought that Kira would....! *Heart attack begins* NO! *looks at train door* Light Yagami..............

Light: I ALWAYS WIN!! HAHAHHAHA! U LOSE AND U DIE! I WIN AND I LIVE!! *chokes* Gotta be careful with my evil laugh........

*Task force headquaters.........*

Watari: L. We found some kind of message from Kira.

L: What did It say?? *Reads it* L, did you know shinigami.................*pauses* Is he trying to tell me that gods of death exists?

Watari: Would u just finish reading!

L: Silence! I have spooken! It says L, did you know shinigami love apples?? DARN THAT KIRA! TRYING TO PLAY ME LIKE THIS!! I WILL FOUND KIRA! MAYBE NOT TODAY, MAYBE NOT TOMMORROW BUT I WILL FOUND YOU!

Watari: Oh god......................just shoot me............

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