Chapter 7- Light's day off
Light: A weekand finally..........*opens door* A mom i'm hungry! ......*no answer* Mom? Sayu?..........Dad? *still no answer* Where is everybody?!!
Ryuuk: Probably in the kitchen throwing you a surprise birthday party! Opps.....!!
Light: ............thanks a lot for the spoiler Ryuuk.
Ryuuk: ok.........
Light: *walks in kitchen and cuts on light* What the.....................?!!!
L: It's Kira kill him!
Light: Ryuuk you told me....!! *put in handcuffs*
Ryuuk: Yeah right like i'll ever be on your side. I'm breaking up with you Light, i'ts not me it's you and you'll never change your selfish behavior.
Light: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??!!
Ryuuk: I have fallen in love with L. *kisses L on the cheek*
L: Oh Ryuuk stop it! *giggles* Take him in boys! *Mr. Yagami puts Light in police car*
Light: No dad! NO!!!!!
Mr. Yagami: *get's in car with him and pulls out a gun* My son it's time that you die!
Light: HUH?!! DAD NO! I"M SORRY TELL RYUUK THAT I CAN CHANGE!
Mr. Yagami: It's too late! Your an embarrassment, i'm ashamed that i'm your father. Look at you, your hideous.
Light: Hi........Hideous?!!! *looks in mirror* What?!!!!!! I'm......i'm RYUUK?!! *turns around and sees ryuuk in his body* Your me? and i'm you?!! What's going on! Why is my body over their with that yaoi freak?!!
Mr. Yagami: Enough chit chatting, it's time that you'll go to a bad place. H-E-L-L
Light: I'm going to hell looking like this?!! I see no point in living when I can't be beautiful! *grabs gun and shoots himself)
Ryuuk: LIGHT STOP IT!!! Light get up!!
Light: *wakes up* Wh.....Wha?!!
Ryuuk: Looks like you where having a seizure....
Light: Ryuuk I had a nightmare! You was me and I was you! I was horrible! In the end I killed myself! *tries to calm down* Wait?! NO! *looks in mirror* Ok good, still handsome as always! *brushes hair*
Ryuuk: Humans are so pathetic...................
Light: Ryuuk do you remember the last chapter when I killed Naomi when I wasn't suppose to?
Ryuuk: Yeah?!
Light: I did that on purpose to get a day off of my acting career! *laughs* But don't tell anyone ok?!
Ryuuk: We'll the readers already know, i mean their reading what you are saying right now.
Light: Oh shut up.
Ryuuk: SO what are you going to do on your day off?
Light: *thinks* you know, I have no idea. I thought this plan would never work.
Ryuuk: ...........................
Light: Wait a minute I got it! Let's go mess with L and his cops, including my father! *laughs*
Ryuuk: This may be interesting.........HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!
Liglht: I know! HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Ryuuk: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAA!!!!!
Light: HAHAHHAA.....!!
Mom: Light SHUT UP!!
Light: .............let's go Ryuuk!
-Headquaters thingy-
Matsuda: L can't we take a break now?
Izowa: Yeah, we been working for 4 days straight. Besides this is suppose to be a "free" day. Not work day.
Matsuda: I thought it was pay day.
L: BE QUIET! We will not rest until we find Kira!
Mr. Yagami: *sleeping*
Walter: *sleeping*
L: You guys are so pathetic!!! I been having insomnia for 4 years now! And I turned out ok!
Everyone: .............................................
L: What?
-Light's go out-
Matsuda: AHH!! I"M BLIND!! HELP ME!! What's that? WHAT AM I FEELING?!!
L: That's my butt your grabbing on! Walter turn the lights back on!
Walter: Ok.............-turns on lights-
L: What was that all about?
Mr. Yagami: I don't know.......
L: Does it feel like where missing somebody?
Matsuda: -looks around- Yeah. Where's L?
L: ................................
Walter: I think it's Izowa were missing.
Mr. Yagami: he probably went to the bathroom because he peed on his pants when the light's were out. *laughs*
L: No, that's you.
Mr. Yagami: -looks down- oh.................-runs to bathroom-
-Bathroom-
Mr. Yagami: Glad I had extra undies! *giggles*
Stranger: Man you are such a loser.............
Mr. Yagami: What?! -looks around- who's their?!!
Stranger: Go look in the mirror!
Mr. Yagami: AHH! It's Mr. Yagami!
Stranger: That's you, you idiot! I'm talking about the guy beside you!
Mr. Yagami: Oh! WHAT THE....?!!
-light's go off in bathroom-
L's living room
Matsuda: Wow, Mr. Yagami is taking forever in the bathroom.
L: Maybe he's taking a dump! *laughs* Wait! In my bathroom?!! Grrrr!! I can smell the smell all the way over here! YAGAMI!! -goes in bathroom-
Matsuda: -goes in bathroom-
Walter: -goes in bathroom-
L: Mr. Yag......!! Mr. YAGAMI?!! -sees body on floor covered in blood with flies flying around- Cool!! I mean.....how sad......-tries not to laugh-
Matsuda: *cries* Mr. Yagami!! NOOOOO!!!! Izowa went missing and now Mr. Yagami is dead?! I'm getting out of here!
-door knocks-
Matsuda: *gasps*
Walter: Who is it?
Izowa: It's me Izowa.
Walter: Then come in.
Izowa: The door is locked!
L: No it's not -tries to open door- crap it is locked! Where's my keys........hey Izowa go down stairs and....!!
Izowa: AHHHHHH!!!!! LET ME IN!!!!! LET ME IN!!
L: I don't have the keys! How did you get out of the room if the door was locked from the inside and outside?!
Izowa: I don't know!!! JUST LET ME IN!! *cries*
Matsuda: What is it?!!
Izowa: It's a MONSTER and their's a creepy kid with him too!!!! OH GOD THEIR COMING THIS WAY IN SLOW MOTION LIKE ZOMBIES! AHHHH!!!
L: ......................then just run......
Izowa: I'm scared, what if their's a whole army of them?!
L: Just do it!!
Matsuda: I"M SCARED! *pees in pants* WAAHHHHH!!!
Izowa: HELP ME!!!!!! AH.......!!! *silence*
L: Izowa?!!! .........................*no answer* IZOWA?!!!!!!
Walter: ........oh uh..........
Matsuda: He's........they took him!!!!! *cries* He's gone, dead, murdered!! And we dont even know the killers!! Mr. Yagami then Izowa, were next, were next I tell you!!
Walter: Yeah that's right, you guys are next.
L: Everybody just calm down. I'll think of something.
Stangers voice: Two downed, three to go. MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH *coughs* *coughs* WHY CAN"T I EVIL LAUGH WITHOUT CHOKING?!!
Other Strangers voice: Your so pathetic........
L: Who said that?!!
Strangers voice: We did *giggles*
L: Who are you? Where are you?
Strangers voice: we.............are....................the.........SHINIGAMI CREW and we...!!
Other Strangers voice: That's the best you could come up with?!
Strangers voice: Fine, we are the Death Gods and were here to kill you! My name is Kira and this thing is Papa Johns. HAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Other Strangers voice: You think your funny................
L: Kira?!!! Papa Johns???????????????? Who is papa Johns?
Kira: I don't have time to answer your pathetic earthling questions. I'm on lunch break right now so i'll kill you......when i'm done. Hey Ry...i'm mean Papa Johns pass the nachos!
Matsuda: What if their eating Mr. Yagamis and Izowa's bodies?!!
Walter: They just said nachos...................so L......L?? Where did he go?
L: *runs to secret hiding place* I'm not gonna let Kira get me! NEVER!!
Matsuda: HE LEFT US HERE TO DIE!!
Walter: Oh shut up! I'm going to my own hiding place!
Matsuda: Can I come?!
Walter: Ha NO!!
Matsuda: But.......!!
Walter: Look go make your hiding place!
Matsuda: .............*finds L's hiding place* Hey L.
L: Oh Hey Ma....MATSUDA?!! What are you doing here?!
Matsuda: I don't want to be alone!
L: I don't care now leave! *kicks Matsuda out door* What was that?! *turns around* *gasps* Pa......Papa Johns??? -tries to open door- The door is broken? Matsuda you idiot! MATSUDA!!!!
Kira: Hello L. *grins*
L: K.......Kira?! You were Kira this whole time......!!! -silence-
Matsuda: WALTERY!! WALTERY!! *cries* L's been killed by Kira and...!! *bumps into Waltery* Oh Waltery!
Walter: ..........................................
Matsuda: Waltery wha'ts the matter?
Walter: *pulls out knife*
Matsuda: Not you too?!! *runs*
Walter: *chases after him*
Matsuda: AHHHHH!!! *bumps into Light* LIGHT!! What are you doing here?! WHy is their nachos, why are you wearing a hoody and speaking into a microphone?
Light: The question is, are you going to make it out of here alive! MUHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!! YES! YES!! I DID IT!!
Matsuda: DId what?!
Light: I did an evil laugh without choking! SO bye......
Matsuda: WAIT! You did all of this just so you could practice your stupid laughing?!!
Light: Pretty clever huh?!
Matsuda: That is the must stupidest thing ever! You killed the rest of the cast!!! Now what are we going.......
L: Matsuda be quiet! *comes in door* It was just a joke for the readers.
Matsuda: What?! You mean...?!
Izowa: Where alive.
Mr. Yagami: yeah.
Light: We were acting, that's what actors do!! This is like the best day ever! I get to kill L! I can't want till chapter 24 where I kill him again! *laughs*
Ryuuk: Actually Rem kills him.
Light: What ever!! I'm tired anyway! I wonder what happens now.....should we end this chapter?
Ryuuk: No duh, this chapter made no sense what so ever!
Light: Ok BYE READERS!! I SAID BYE! STOP READING EVERYTHING THAT THE NARRATER TYPED!!!!! Still reading huh?! -writes your name in the deathnote- How do you like that?! Only 40 seconds to live. And your still reading!! Pitiful.....I would tell you to say goodbye to your family and friends instead of reading what I say.
-you now have 27 seconds left to live-
END OF CHAPTER 7
Narutoorange says: I know this chapter has nothing to do with episode 7. We'll episode 7 was like talk talk talk! So I decided to change Naomi's death. (spoiler: Naomi is not dead you will see her in next chapter explaining what happened) I think this chapter was the must dumbest out of all of them.
