Chapter 7- Light's day off

Light: A weekand finally..........*opens door* A mom i'm hungry! ......*no answer* Mom? Sayu?..........Dad? *still no answer* Where is everybody?!!

Ryuuk: Probably in the kitchen throwing you a surprise birthday party! Opps.....!!

Light: ............thanks a lot for the spoiler Ryuuk.

Ryuuk: ok.........

Light: *walks in kitchen and cuts on light* What the.....................?!!!

L: It's Kira kill him!

Light: Ryuuk you told me....!! *put in handcuffs*

Ryuuk: Yeah right like i'll ever be on your side. I'm breaking up with you Light, i'ts not me it's you and you'll never change your selfish behavior.

Light: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??!!

Ryuuk: I have fallen in love with L. *kisses L on the cheek*

L: Oh Ryuuk stop it! *giggles* Take him in boys! *Mr. Yagami puts Light in police car*

Light: No dad! NO!!!!!

Mr. Yagami: *get's in car with him and pulls out a gun* My son it's time that you die!

Light: HUH?!! DAD NO! I"M SORRY TELL RYUUK THAT I CAN CHANGE!

Mr. Yagami: It's too late! Your an embarrassment, i'm ashamed that i'm your father. Look at you, your hideous.

Light: Hi........Hideous?!!! *looks in mirror* What?!!!!!! I'm......i'm RYUUK?!! *turns around and sees ryuuk in his body* Your me? and i'm you?!! What's going on! Why is my body over their with that yaoi freak?!!

Mr. Yagami: Enough chit chatting, it's time that you'll go to a bad place. H-E-L-L

Light: I'm going to hell looking like this?!! I see no point in living when I can't be beautiful! *grabs gun and shoots himself)

Ryuuk: LIGHT STOP IT!!! Light get up!!

Light: *wakes up* Wh.....Wha?!!

Ryuuk: Looks like you where having a seizure....

Light: Ryuuk I had a nightmare! You was me and I was you! I was horrible! In the end I killed myself! *tries to calm down* Wait?! NO! *looks in mirror* Ok good, still handsome as always! *brushes hair*

Ryuuk: Humans are so pathetic...................

Light: Ryuuk do you remember the last chapter when I killed Naomi when I wasn't suppose to?

Ryuuk: Yeah?!

Light: I did that on purpose to get a day off of my acting career! *laughs* But don't tell anyone ok?!

Ryuuk: We'll the readers already know, i mean their reading what you are saying right now.

Light: Oh shut up.

Ryuuk: SO what are you going to do on your day off?

Light: *thinks* you know, I have no idea. I thought this plan would never work.

Ryuuk: ...........................

Light: Wait a minute I got it! Let's go mess with L and his cops, including my father! *laughs*

Ryuuk: This may be interesting.........HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!

Liglht: I know! HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Ryuuk: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAA!!!!!

Light: HAHAHHAA.....!!

Mom: Light SHUT UP!!

Light: .............let's go Ryuuk!

-Headquaters thingy-

Matsuda: L can't we take a break now?

Izowa: Yeah, we been working for 4 days straight. Besides this is suppose to be a "free" day. Not work day.

Matsuda: I thought it was pay day.

L: BE QUIET! We will not rest until we find Kira!

Mr. Yagami: *sleeping*

Walter: *sleeping*

L: You guys are so pathetic!!! I been having insomnia for 4 years now! And I turned out ok!

Everyone: .............................................

L: What?

-Light's go out-

Matsuda: AHH!! I"M BLIND!! HELP ME!! What's that? WHAT AM I FEELING?!!

L: That's my butt your grabbing on! Walter turn the lights back on!

Walter: Ok.............-turns on lights-

L: What was that all about?

Mr. Yagami: I don't know.......

L: Does it feel like where missing somebody?

Matsuda: -looks around- Yeah. Where's L?

L: ................................

Walter: I think it's Izowa were missing.

Mr. Yagami: he probably went to the bathroom because he peed on his pants when the light's were out. *laughs*

L: No, that's you.

Mr. Yagami: -looks down- oh.................-runs to bathroom-

-Bathroom-

Mr. Yagami: Glad I had extra undies! *giggles*

Stranger: Man you are such a loser.............

Mr. Yagami: What?! -looks around- who's their?!!

Stranger: Go look in the mirror!

Mr. Yagami: AHH! It's Mr. Yagami!

Stranger: That's you, you idiot! I'm talking about the guy beside you!

Mr. Yagami: Oh! WHAT THE....?!!

-light's go off in bathroom-

L's living room

Matsuda: Wow, Mr. Yagami is taking forever in the bathroom.

L: Maybe he's taking a dump! *laughs* Wait! In my bathroom?!! Grrrr!! I can smell the smell all the way over here! YAGAMI!! -goes in bathroom-

Matsuda: -goes in bathroom-

Walter: -goes in bathroom-

L: Mr. Yag......!! Mr. YAGAMI?!! -sees body on floor covered in blood with flies flying around- Cool!! I mean.....how sad......-tries not to laugh-

Matsuda: *cries* Mr. Yagami!! NOOOOO!!!! Izowa went missing and now Mr. Yagami is dead?! I'm getting out of here!

-door knocks-

Matsuda: *gasps*

Walter: Who is it?

Izowa: It's me Izowa.

Walter: Then come in.

Izowa: The door is locked!

L: No it's not -tries to open door- crap it is locked! Where's my keys........hey Izowa go down stairs and....!!

Izowa: AHHHHHH!!!!! LET ME IN!!!!! LET ME IN!!

L: I don't have the keys! How did you get out of the room if the door was locked from the inside and outside?!

Izowa: I don't know!!! JUST LET ME IN!! *cries*

Matsuda: What is it?!!

Izowa: It's a MONSTER and their's a creepy kid with him too!!!! OH GOD THEIR COMING THIS WAY IN SLOW MOTION LIKE ZOMBIES! AHHHH!!!

L: ......................then just run......

Izowa: I'm scared, what if their's a whole army of them?!

L: Just do it!!

Matsuda: I"M SCARED! *pees in pants* WAAHHHHH!!!

Izowa: HELP ME!!!!!! AH.......!!! *silence*

L: Izowa?!!! .........................*no answer* IZOWA?!!!!!!

Walter: ........oh uh..........

Matsuda: He's........they took him!!!!! *cries* He's gone, dead, murdered!! And we dont even know the killers!! Mr. Yagami then Izowa, were next, were next I tell you!!

Walter: Yeah that's right, you guys are next.

L: Everybody just calm down. I'll think of something.

Stangers voice: Two downed, three to go. MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH *coughs* *coughs* WHY CAN"T I EVIL LAUGH WITHOUT CHOKING?!!

Other Strangers voice: Your so pathetic........

L: Who said that?!!

Strangers voice: We did *giggles*

L: Who are you? Where are you?

Strangers voice: we.............are....................the.........SHINIGAMI CREW and we...!!

Other Strangers voice: That's the best you could come up with?!

Strangers voice: Fine, we are the Death Gods and were here to kill you! My name is Kira and this thing is Papa Johns. HAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Other Strangers voice: You think your funny................

L: Kira?!!! Papa Johns???????????????? Who is papa Johns?

Kira: I don't have time to answer your pathetic earthling questions. I'm on lunch break right now so i'll kill you......when i'm done. Hey Ry...i'm mean Papa Johns pass the nachos!

Matsuda: What if their eating Mr. Yagamis and Izowa's bodies?!!

Walter: They just said nachos...................so L......L?? Where did he go?

L: *runs to secret hiding place* I'm not gonna let Kira get me! NEVER!!

Matsuda: HE LEFT US HERE TO DIE!!

Walter: Oh shut up! I'm going to my own hiding place!

Matsuda: Can I come?!

Walter: Ha NO!!

Matsuda: But.......!!

Walter: Look go make your hiding place!

Matsuda: .............*finds L's hiding place* Hey L.

L: Oh Hey Ma....MATSUDA?!! What are you doing here?!

Matsuda: I don't want to be alone!

L: I don't care now leave! *kicks Matsuda out door* What was that?! *turns around* *gasps* Pa......Papa Johns??? -tries to open door- The door is broken? Matsuda you idiot! MATSUDA!!!!

Kira: Hello L. *grins*

L: K.......Kira?! You were Kira this whole time......!!! -silence-

Matsuda: WALTERY!! WALTERY!! *cries* L's been killed by Kira and...!! *bumps into Waltery* Oh Waltery!

Walter: ..........................................

Matsuda: Waltery wha'ts the matter?

Walter: *pulls out knife*

Matsuda: Not you too?!! *runs*

Walter: *chases after him*

Matsuda: AHHHHH!!! *bumps into Light* LIGHT!! What are you doing here?! WHy is their nachos, why are you wearing a hoody and speaking into a microphone?

Light: The question is, are you going to make it out of here alive! MUHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!! YES! YES!! I DID IT!!

Matsuda: DId what?!

Light: I did an evil laugh without choking! SO bye......

Matsuda: WAIT! You did all of this just so you could practice your stupid laughing?!!

Light: Pretty clever huh?!

Matsuda: That is the must stupidest thing ever! You killed the rest of the cast!!! Now what are we going.......

L: Matsuda be quiet! *comes in door* It was just a joke for the readers.

Matsuda: What?! You mean...?!

Izowa: Where alive.

Mr. Yagami: yeah.

Light: We were acting, that's what actors do!! This is like the best day ever! I get to kill L! I can't want till chapter 24 where I kill him again! *laughs*

Ryuuk: Actually Rem kills him.

Light: What ever!! I'm tired anyway! I wonder what happens now.....should we end this chapter?

Ryuuk: No duh, this chapter made no sense what so ever!

Light: Ok BYE READERS!! I SAID BYE! STOP READING EVERYTHING THAT THE NARRATER TYPED!!!!! Still reading huh?! -writes your name in the deathnote- How do you like that?! Only 40 seconds to live. And your still reading!! Pitiful.....I would tell you to say goodbye to your family and friends instead of reading what I say.

-you now have 27 seconds left to live-

END OF CHAPTER 7

Narutoorange says: I know this chapter has nothing to do with episode 7. We'll episode 7 was like talk talk talk! So I decided to change Naomi's death. (spoiler: Naomi is not dead you will see her in next chapter explaining what happened) I think this chapter was the must dumbest out of all of them.