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Light: Hey L how come we don't have a theme song too the show?

L: Cause nobody wants to sing!

Light: I do!

L: Look, you suck and the show is about to start, we don't have time for a stupid theme song!

Light sings: It all started when I found a black note book.

It was calling out too me, only me!!!!!! (only me)

Then a monster came to my house,

I screamed and shout, peed in pants

I thought he was to take my soul

But he said he wasn't so I whipped away my tears.

I decided to use the notebook for justice not for lustice.

But then L came and ruined everything!

Misa is coming eventually, screwing up the liberty.

This song is making no since too you or me.

So let's end this theme quickly!

THIS IS DEATHNOTE!!

L: ...............you done??

Light: Yeah,

L: That was a waste of 5 minutes.

Light: We'll get use to it, where going to do this theme song in every opening of a chapter.

READ THIS INSTEAD

Chapter eight- Glare

L: You call this an icecream?!! This is beyond it!! Delicious! *yum* Ok back to the Kira case thing. Ok show me the tape Watari.

Watari: *gives L the tape*

Matsudi: No way you bought Porn?!!!

L: .................*plays tape* Look, can't you see?! He was holding a package on his arm, and in the next clip.....he's not holding it anymore!!

Izowa: WOW!! Boo............

L: And get this, Rape Pender was looking at the train strangely. *eats ice cream playfully*

Mr. Yagami: What if Kira was in the train?!!

L: Oh please!! Stop this nonsense, like Kira would actually do a dumb thing...........

Light's Room.

Ryuuk: What are you doing now?

Light: What's it look like I'm using the darn deathnote!! Now stop bothering me before I sing the deathnote song again!

Task Force Headquaters

L: Just so you know Mr. Yagami. I'm suspicious of you and your ugly fam...I'm mean beautiful family. So I placed suvalence camera's all over the house! Including the bathroom! Is that ok with you?

Matsudi: Oh L, you perv. Can I watch?!! WHY ISN"T ANYBODY LISTENING TO ME?!!

Mr. Yagami: *thinks* Sure why not? Do you expect my son is Kira?

L:....................................I don't recall, but now that you metioned it. I do!! Come here, i'm going to show you where we will be watching your family take showers, use the bathroom, do homework and etc.

Mr. Yagami: Why do you expect him?

L: Cause he's the only one that's stupid enough to be Kira right now. Until I find another stupid idiot besides Matsuda i'm blaming everything on Light Yagami.

Mr. Yagami: Sounds reasonable.

Light's Room

Ryuuk: Hey want to play some video games?!!

Light: *lays on bed* ..........................

Ryuuk: Light will you stop ignoring me!!

Light: .................................

Ryuuk: *Strangles Light*

Light: AHHH!!! AUGH!!! *runs out door*

OUTSIDE

Ryuuk: Why do you keep ignoring me??

Light: Cause someone went into my room today.

Ryuuk: Maybe it was your mom

Light: No, she knows better not to go into my room!

Ryuuk: She went into your room this morning!

Light: Look it must of been L, I had a piece of paper in the door so whenever a person goes in their...!!

Ryuuk: Don't bore me!!

Light: ..............*walks into store and buys a book*

Ryuuk: What are you getting??

Light: None of your business anyways I know their are cameras EVERYWHERE, so I have to be careful. And your not getting any apples for the rest of your life.

Ryuuk: WHAT?!!!!

Light: Tell you what, if you find all the cameras in the house, I might just MIGHT give you an apple.

Ryuuk: OK!! This seems fun!!

Light: *goes into room and opens the book* AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!! This is better than anything!

Ryuuk: Watcha reading?

Light: Looking at these pictures if you know what I mean!!

Ryuuk: Light you perv *giggles* Let me see! WHAT?!!

Light: Aren't they the cutest bunnies?????

Ryuuk: ...........................You really do need help!

Task force headquarters

L: Your boy needs help............

Mr. Yagami: Theirs nothing wrong at looking at bunnies at that age!

L: He's 17 for god sakes!! He likes rainbow pony's, bunnies, and all the other girly stuff!! What's the matter with you?!!

Mr. Yagami: I remember when he was 16 years old, he went to a Halloween party and he was dressed up as Cinderella!! *giggles*

L: ................................What's wrong with these people?!!

Mr. Yagami: What do you mean...........PEOPLE?? It's because I'm asian isn't it?!!

L:........................

End of Chapter 7

Narutoorange says: Sorry this chapter was so short! I gotta go that's why it was so short! (Not pee I meant go somewhere, it's been a long time since I published anything so I think you desserved something. And sorry that their was a lot of misspelling I didn't have time for ABC check lol. Bye!!