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Sayu: Light, dinner is ready!!

Light: *opens potato chips* I'll solve equations with my right hand and masturbate with my left!

Ryuuk: WHAT?!!

Light: It's the narrator that made me say it! Stop doing that!!

Narutoorange: teehee.......ok ok, start over!!

Light: *opens potato chips* I'll solve equations with my right hand and write names with my left!! I'll......take.......a.....potato chip...and....and..EAT IT!!!!!! EAT IT!! *eats potato chips like he was starving too death* EAT IT!!! YEAH!! How do you like that L?!! *eats some more* Your the potato chips L, and this is what happens when you mess with Kira, I will first put you in my mouth and chew you in tiny pieces. Then I will swallow you and let my stomach do the rest!! And you know what happens next, in the toilet you go!! Where you belong!!

Ryuuk: you is one sick child!

Chapter nine- encounter

Light: Ryuuk are you sure nobody is following me??

Ryuuk: Nobody is following you, now just get me some apples!!!

Light: hmmm....ok.........I'll buy you some apples. *walks to store* one bag of apples please!! *buys apples*

Ryuuk: YUM!! Hurry up and open it!!

Light: wait a minute. *opens the bag and eat an apple*

Ryuuk: What are you doing??!! Give me one!!

Light: No

Ryuuk: WHAT?!!!! But you promised!!

Light: I lied..........*eats all the apples*

Ryuuk: *Chases after Light with chainsaw*

Task Force headquarters

Matsudi: My mommy said I can't stay for long......

Mr. Yagami: It seems my family couldn't kill those people if they hadn't seen those criminals on TV.

L: I guess your right........your son is home!

Lights' Home

Ryuuk: Your watching TV??

Light: yeah! Powerpuff girls are on! Go Bubbles!!

Ryuuk: Buttercup is way cooler!!

Light: *throws pillow at Ryuuk* I love powerpuff girls......oh no! It's him!! Him is killing Bubbles!! -secretly writes down "him" name-

Ryuuk: Are you serious?!! Their just actors!

Light: *leaves the room and goes outside*

Ryuuk: Their gonna expect you kill him!

Light: No, Him has hideous deform disorder, so whenever "Him" sees his face he dies of a heart attack. No one will suspect that it's me! Muahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahha..........MAUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA *Fly goes in his mouth* -chokes- Stupid bug!!

Somewhere else......

L: In the past few days, The Yagami family revealed...............

Matsuda: Nudity?? Porn?????

L: *slaps Matsuda- They revealed nothing......so theirs no point in having those camereas.

Matsuda: Awww man!!

L: Kira.......does he really exist or is it God whos doing this? No! It's Kira.........God doesnt need a face or name. Kira is nothing more than a childish immature.....!

Lady: Can you shut up?!! Where trying to watch the movie here!!

Matsuda: Yea L! Where watching Ice Age!

Mr. Yagami: I thought we was watching Bruno........

Izowa: Both sound kind of gay don't you think?

Exams!!

Guard: Hey it's to late to take the test...!

Light: *throws rock at Guard* Run Ryuuk!!

Teacher: Begin Testing!!

Light: Made it just in time......*finishes Exam*

Teacher: You their stop being a freak!

Light: *turns around and sees creepy kid* Who the heck is that?

L: *looks up at Light* Hello......*waves foot at Light*

Light: Why is he using his feet to write???

Ryuuk: Maybe theirs something wrong with his feet.......

Graduation Thingy!

Ryuuk: *cries* I can't believe your becoming a college student! *hugs Light*

Teacher: The most handsome, popular, smart guy in our school.....Light Yagami!

Adduance: *claps*

Light: Hahahhahahahaha! Thank you! Thank you!

Teacher: And.....

Light: WHAT?!!

Teacher: The most weirdest, unpopular, smart guy in our school.......Heidi Ryuuga. Oh whatever you spell/say it.

Light: It's that my evil twin??

L: *walks to stage with Light*

Light: Uh........I remember that guy, the guy who uses everything with his feet like a monkey!! Monkey boy!! *giggles* I wonder if he has a tail.......I even wonder if he speaks monkey! A Heidi!

L: What?

Light: eh eh aw aw aw!! EHHHHH!! AH AH AW AW!!

L: Are you choking??

Light: Nevermind.........

Teacher: You too mae us proud to be teachers!! *cries* I gonna miss you!

Light: Sorry to say we won't miss you. Now move!! *pushes Teacher* For being the most charming man ever, I would like to say....PARTY AT MY HOUSE!!

Adiuance: YEAH!!!!!!

Light: Ok Heidi, your turn.......

L: Oh ok, We'll uh.......I would like to say...........I love you all, word to your mothers!!

Adduance: What?????

L: Ah.. peace out!!

Light: Uh.....Heidi, where Asians you do know that right??

L: ..............................*walks out* Light....Light Yagami....Son of Mr. Yagami who works at task force headquarters. son of Ms. Yagami is a home mother. Sibling of Sayu Yagami who just became a jr....You have a strong sense of justice.

Light: (Who is this guy??) *sits down*

L: I know that your father is working to find Kira. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah

Light: *falls asleep* *wakes up*

L: Oh By the way, can you keep a secret?

Light: *cross fingers* sure.

L: I want to tell you.......I'm L!

Light: Your the alphabet letter.

L:..........the guy L that's been trying to catch Kira!!

Light: Oh....OH!! (THIS GUY CAN"T BE L!!) I have my respect......liar...*coughs*

L: Light Yagami........your just too perfect........

Light: (I'm scared) *walks outside*

L: Light.....see ya!

Light: Uh...nice meeting you!

L: Wait...*pulls out book* You left this on your chair! It says Porno Bunnies.

Light: *snatches book* Can you keep secrets?!! *blushes*

L: *crosses toes* sure. *leaves*

Ryuuk: I swear who reads a book about bunnies?? Their always in nude!!

Light: *goes home*

Sayu: Hey!!

Lights Room

Light: Dang it!!! He got me!!!

Ryuuk: What do you mean??

Light: Dang L! Never been that humiliated in my life!!

Ryuuk: Try shinigami eyes??

Light: That won't work!! He knows I like Bunnies!!!!!! I saw him cross his toes!!!

Ryuuk: (Light gone insane)

Light: Not only that but I can kill him.....I'll just be asking to get caught!! This makes my job to hard!! *giggles* HAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAA!! THis is perfect....this is gonna be fun!!

End of Chapter 9

Narutoorange: Like it? Didn't like? Tell me what you think by Reviewing me! Oh an can you tell me what was your favorite chapter??? Plz?! lol thanks and bye!!

Light: Now it's time that you die!! *writes down name*

Narutoorange: uh....your wrote your own name down! *laughs*

Light: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!