Previously on deathnote:
Sayu: Light, dinner is ready!!
Light: *opens potato chips* I'll solve equations with my right hand and masturbate with my left!
Ryuuk: WHAT?!!
Light: It's the narrator that made me say it! Stop doing that!!
Narutoorange: teehee.......ok ok, start over!!
Light: *opens potato chips* I'll solve equations with my right hand and write names with my left!! I'll......take.......a.....potato chip...and....and..EAT IT!!!!!! EAT IT!! *eats potato chips like he was starving too death* EAT IT!!! YEAH!! How do you like that L?!! *eats some more* Your the potato chips L, and this is what happens when you mess with Kira, I will first put you in my mouth and chew you in tiny pieces. Then I will swallow you and let my stomach do the rest!! And you know what happens next, in the toilet you go!! Where you belong!!
Ryuuk: you is one sick child!
Chapter nine- encounter
Light: Ryuuk are you sure nobody is following me??
Ryuuk: Nobody is following you, now just get me some apples!!!
Light: hmmm....ok.........I'll buy you some apples. *walks to store* one bag of apples please!! *buys apples*
Ryuuk: YUM!! Hurry up and open it!!
Light: wait a minute. *opens the bag and eat an apple*
Ryuuk: What are you doing??!! Give me one!!
Light: No
Ryuuk: WHAT?!!!! But you promised!!
Light: I lied..........*eats all the apples*
Ryuuk: *Chases after Light with chainsaw*
Task Force headquarters
Matsudi: My mommy said I can't stay for long......
Mr. Yagami: It seems my family couldn't kill those people if they hadn't seen those criminals on TV.
L: I guess your right........your son is home!
Lights' Home
Ryuuk: Your watching TV??
Light: yeah! Powerpuff girls are on! Go Bubbles!!
Ryuuk: Buttercup is way cooler!!
Light: *throws pillow at Ryuuk* I love powerpuff girls......oh no! It's him!! Him is killing Bubbles!! -secretly writes down "him" name-
Ryuuk: Are you serious?!! Their just actors!
Light: *leaves the room and goes outside*
Ryuuk: Their gonna expect you kill him!
Light: No, Him has hideous deform disorder, so whenever "Him" sees his face he dies of a heart attack. No one will suspect that it's me! Muahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahha..........MAUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA *Fly goes in his mouth* -chokes- Stupid bug!!
Somewhere else......
L: In the past few days, The Yagami family revealed...............
Matsuda: Nudity?? Porn?????
L: *slaps Matsuda- They revealed nothing......so theirs no point in having those camereas.
Matsuda: Awww man!!
L: Kira.......does he really exist or is it God whos doing this? No! It's Kira.........God doesnt need a face or name. Kira is nothing more than a childish immature.....!
Lady: Can you shut up?!! Where trying to watch the movie here!!
Matsuda: Yea L! Where watching Ice Age!
Mr. Yagami: I thought we was watching Bruno........
Izowa: Both sound kind of gay don't you think?
Exams!!
Guard: Hey it's to late to take the test...!
Light: *throws rock at Guard* Run Ryuuk!!
Teacher: Begin Testing!!
Light: Made it just in time......*finishes Exam*
Teacher: You their stop being a freak!
Light: *turns around and sees creepy kid* Who the heck is that?
L: *looks up at Light* Hello......*waves foot at Light*
Light: Why is he using his feet to write???
Ryuuk: Maybe theirs something wrong with his feet.......
Graduation Thingy!
Ryuuk: *cries* I can't believe your becoming a college student! *hugs Light*
Teacher: The most handsome, popular, smart guy in our school.....Light Yagami!
Adduance: *claps*
Light: Hahahhahahahaha! Thank you! Thank you!
Teacher: And.....
Light: WHAT?!!
Teacher: The most weirdest, unpopular, smart guy in our school.......Heidi Ryuuga. Oh whatever you spell/say it.
Light: It's that my evil twin??
L: *walks to stage with Light*
Light: Uh........I remember that guy, the guy who uses everything with his feet like a monkey!! Monkey boy!! *giggles* I wonder if he has a tail.......I even wonder if he speaks monkey! A Heidi!
L: What?
Light: eh eh aw aw aw!! EHHHHH!! AH AH AW AW!!
L: Are you choking??
Light: Nevermind.........
Teacher: You too mae us proud to be teachers!! *cries* I gonna miss you!
Light: Sorry to say we won't miss you. Now move!! *pushes Teacher* For being the most charming man ever, I would like to say....PARTY AT MY HOUSE!!
Adiuance: YEAH!!!!!!
Light: Ok Heidi, your turn.......
L: Oh ok, We'll uh.......I would like to say...........I love you all, word to your mothers!!
Adduance: What?????
L: Ah.. peace out!!
Light: Uh.....Heidi, where Asians you do know that right??
L: ..............................*walks out* Light....Light Yagami....Son of Mr. Yagami who works at task force headquarters. son of Ms. Yagami is a home mother. Sibling of Sayu Yagami who just became a jr....You have a strong sense of justice.
Light: (Who is this guy??) *sits down*
L: I know that your father is working to find Kira. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
Light: *falls asleep* *wakes up*
L: Oh By the way, can you keep a secret?
Light: *cross fingers* sure.
L: I want to tell you.......I'm L!
Light: Your the alphabet letter.
L:..........the guy L that's been trying to catch Kira!!
Light: Oh....OH!! (THIS GUY CAN"T BE L!!) I have my respect......liar...*coughs*
L: Light Yagami........your just too perfect........
Light: (I'm scared) *walks outside*
L: Light.....see ya!
Light: Uh...nice meeting you!
L: Wait...*pulls out book* You left this on your chair! It says Porno Bunnies.
Light: *snatches book* Can you keep secrets?!! *blushes*
L: *crosses toes* sure. *leaves*
Ryuuk: I swear who reads a book about bunnies?? Their always in nude!!
Light: *goes home*
Sayu: Hey!!
Lights Room
Light: Dang it!!! He got me!!!
Ryuuk: What do you mean??
Light: Dang L! Never been that humiliated in my life!!
Ryuuk: Try shinigami eyes??
Light: That won't work!! He knows I like Bunnies!!!!!! I saw him cross his toes!!!
Ryuuk: (Light gone insane)
Light: Not only that but I can kill him.....I'll just be asking to get caught!! This makes my job to hard!! *giggles* HAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAA!! THis is perfect....this is gonna be fun!!
End of Chapter 9
Narutoorange: Like it? Didn't like? Tell me what you think by Reviewing me! Oh an can you tell me what was your favorite chapter??? Plz?! lol thanks and bye!!
Light: Now it's time that you die!! *writes down name*
Narutoorange: uh....your wrote your own name down! *laughs*
Light: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
