Chapter 11: Dirty Games/Worse Chapter EVER!!

Light's Room: *silence* Chi Chi Chi, Ah, Ah Ah......Chi Chi Chi, Ah Ah Ah.........*Echo*

Ryuuk: Can you stop making those horror movie sounds?

Light: Chi Chi Chi....Ah Ah Ah.........

*doorbell rings*

Light: *answers the door* *A dirty guy that's wearing a mask*

Stranger: Can I borrow some soap?

Light: Uhhhhhh who are you? *tries to take mask off*

Stranger: Don't touch me I'm hideous! That's why I need soap! Can I borrow some soap?

Light: *gave a long stare* Uhh...wait here! *goes upstairs* Ryuuk! Theirs a wierdo in the living room!

Ryuuk: What kind of wierdo?

Light: The kind that asks for soap.

Ryuuk: Oh.....*thinks*

Light: *goes down stairs* Here is your so........! He's gone! hmpph....super wierd!

Ryuuk: Light no! Say no to soap!

Light: What are you talking about??

Ryuuk: I saw this in a movie once and.....!

Light: You need to stop comparing movies with reality Ryuuk.

Ryuuk: I'm telling you the stranger is in the house somewhere!

Light: *laughs* ok Ryuuk.

Stranger: Hi their, you can call me J.

Light: *turns around* It's the boogey man!!! I promise I'll go to sleep on my bed time!

Stranger: No I'm not the boogeyman. I'm J. I want to play a game, a game whether you live or di....!

Light: Is it a board game?! Like trouble or Sorry?! I love those games!

Stranger: No its' not a board g....!

Light: Oh oh! I love shooting games, just putting it out their! Super cool!

Stranger: No.........

Light: XBox?

Stranger: No.....

Light: Wii? Wii sports? Wii music??

Stranger No!!

Light: Gameboy advance? Nintendo DS?

Stranger: What?!! Heck no!

Light: SEGA!!!!!

Stranger: NO!!!! It's not a board game nor a video game. It's a game whether you live or die! It's about YOUR life!!

Light: Ohh!! I know now, the Sims huh?!!

Stranger: GRRRR!!!!

Light: I have the complete sims collection. The sims nightlife, the sims seasons, the sims 3....the sims...

Stranger: I HATE YOU! I'm just gonna go. thanks for the soap. Your not even worth killing......*leaves*

Sakura TV

Bossman: Play the tape that Kira sent us!

lady:Ok ok!

Task force Headquaters:

Matsuda: L, the TV is talking!!

L: *watches TV*

Tape: Until I find L, you will ALL die in seven days!

L: turn the channel no!!!!

Matsuda: Where going to die in seven days?!!!

Tape: MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA Kira will always win!

*doorbell rings*

L: *answers door* *dirty person in a mask* Uh?

Stranger: Can I borrow some soap?

L: Uh......??? Matsuda it's for you!

Matsuda: Hello stranger.

Stranger: Call me J, can I borrow some soap?

Matsuda: Uh..........wait here! *leaves* *comes back* He's gone? Super wierd.

L: I thought it was one of your freaky friends. Watary see what's else on TV!

J: I their, I'm J.

Matsuda: AHHHHH!!!!!

L: What the?!! How did you get in here?!!

J: I want to play a game whether you live or die!

Matsuda: Ok J....

J: Don't call me J! It's Jjjjjjjj......

Matsuda: Ok..........

*later that day*

J: So if your sims works with Kira, chances are they going to die in the last chapter.

L: Wow, who knew playing the sims 3 would help capture Kira!

Matsuda: Hey my matsuda sim is drowning in grass!

Watary: This game is boring seriously! Who the heck are you anyway J?

J:............you really wanna know?

L: Yeah!

J: I'm the person that asks for soap, that's just my way in getting into the house! *pulls out knife* It's time!

Everyone: *gasps*

J: Time to cut the lemon cake!

L: YEAH!!!!!

J: Your going to be a diabetic just like your L sim, L.