SpongeBob: Could you show me how to tie my shoes?
Eel: Well I would but, sadly, I am only an eel. (wiggles her tail in front of SpongeBob's face. SpongeBob loves it so much)
Spongebob: And you know? I LOVE eels!
Eel: (giggles) Gosh! That's so sweet of you.
Spongebob: And you know what else? I wish I could live with one.
Eel: Well, why don't you live with me? I can take care of you.
Spongebob: Oh, gosh, you're my best friend ever.
Eel: And you won't have to worry about wearing your shoes anymore.
Spongebob: Huh? Why not?
Eel: Because I can just carry you around instead.
(Spongebob thinks this over)
Spongebob: You know what? That's a GREAT IDEA! I guess I won't be needing these anymore. (takes off his pants, much to everyone else's attention) I love feeling you, ever since you wiggled my nose.
Eel: Oh (laughs). Okay. I suppose I can wrap you up forever.
Spongebob: FOREVER? Huh! It's a deal! (Chucks his hat on the ground, and then takes off his shoes and socks. Then the eel wraps up spongebob until only his head and feet are bare) Say, where do you live?
Eel: Come on, I'll show you. (Leaves the Krusty Krab with Spongebob, as Mr Krabs chases after them)
Mr Krabs: Spongebob, where are you going? (Stops at the entrance) (calling out) Who's going to feed these hungry customers?!
(Cut to the eel and Spongebob at the Jellyfish Fields)
Spongebob: You live in jellyfish fields?
Eel: Not just jellyfish fields. (Heads for a cave) I live in here. (Guides him in)
Spongebob: Uhh... Okay. This could be a little comfortable.
Eel: And the best part about being around these parts of the Jellyfish Fields is that no one will ever find you. You'll be nice and safe here with me.
Spongebob: (thinks this over) That could be a good idea.
Eel: I could take you to the jellyfish. They'll adore you now.
Spongebob: Say, what?
Eel: I'll show you. (Takes Spongebob into the fields and the jellyfish come cuddling with him, love hearts popping out)
Spongebob: Aww. Aren't you guys sweet. Thank you, Eel.
Eel: Oh! Ha ha! You can call me Emily.
Spongebob: Ohhhh, Emily.
Eel: (giggles) You're a funny little guy.
Spongebob: Why, thank you, madam.
(Cut to Spongebob and Emily sleeping soundly in the cave, Spongebob smiling because of the eel's nice, soft, squishy skin.)
Narrator: And so our little yellow friend lived happily ever after. (Cut to pine tree island at night, as it fades to day) But as for all his friends, well...
(Cut to Patrick walking over to Spongebob's house. Knocks on the door)
Patrick: Hellooooo! Spongebob? Are you home? (Gasps) I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU! (Bashes the door down, as Gary appears.)
Gary: Meow!
Patrick: Oh, hey, Gary! Do you know where Spongebob is?
Gary: (shakes his head) (sarcastically) Meow! Meow!
Patrick: (tears shedding, then cries) Spongebob's missing! (Walks out of the house, hands on his eyes. Suddenly, Sandy appears.)
Sandy: Hey, Patrick. Gosh, Patrick, what's wrong?
Patrick: Spongebob's gone!
Sandy: (gasps) Spongebob's gone? (Cries as well. Squidward appears.)
Squidward: What's all these tears about?
Patrick: Spongebob's gone.
Squidward: Say, what?
Sandy: Spongebob's missing.
Squidward: He is?
Patrick: Yes!
Squidward: YEEEES! (Hops around, celebrating Spongebob's absence and races back inside.)
(Cut to everyone in Bikini Bottom searching for Spongebob, lead by Sandy. The camera zooms out into the sky.)
Narrator: And so everyone in Bikini Bottom lived SADLY ever after. But as for Spongebob and Emily... (Camera zooms quickly to the cave in which Spongebob and Emily are hiding in, and smiling.) You could say they had a happy life.
