Fang: what did I see?

Me: you have to wait honey.

Fang: I'll do anything.

Me: would you kiss me?

Fang: yes but max is sitting right here

Max: you may be one of my best friends but I don't appreciate you flirting

Me: I may like Fax but I will take you out of my imagination. Can it sistah

Fang: you have to give those shout outs

Me: oh yeah. Shout outs to Skylr, Alex ride, and Lover-of-the-fax. They continue to send reviews

Fang: that was so sweet

Me: thanks

MAX POV

We walked in to notice that Seth and Ella kissing. I mean they just met and now they are on the couch making out. I heard Fang clear his throat and they immediately jumped apart. Now it was time for the questions, just like any over protective dad/father figure cough fang cough. This was going to be funny.

FPOV

This dude was all over Ella and they just met. Time to bust out the questions

"What are you doing with your life?" I asked. Protectiveness bursting through the seem.

"Fang! You don't have to answer the question. He is being a big mean meathead." Ella said

"Don't call my boyfriend a meathead. He's just an overprotective freak. He thinks of you as a little sister somewhat." I'm sure I had a weird look on my face because she said "You know you're a cute over protective freak" and I gave her a dazzling smile. What can I say, I shmexy. Papi Chula májela niñas así fuego (AN: it'ssupposedto mean Mr. Prettymakes the girlssay hot in SpanishbutWhat do i know?) yeah, Max taught me Spanish.

"sorrysircanicallyouFang?…"

"capada la boca." (AN: Thatmeansshut up in Spanish) more Spanish. I'm on a roll.

"overprotectivebrothersaywhat." Seth asked

"He said shut up in Spanish. Our second language." Ella explained.

"Okay. Lets go see the car please."

"Fine. Let's put a move on it."

Ifyourreadingthisthatmeansthatthisis20minuteslaterandtheyareatthecarplace.

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg. she got me a red lamborgini. then she got me a range rover. a frekin range. this girl is my best friend. now let's test this baby out.

Fang: i get a range rover. awsome
Me: thats great hun. now ask 4 reviews.
Fang:pleas review. i want to ride my new car.R&R. she loves it.