"Big Boy there isn't just a pissed-off trick or treater a couple months later for halloween. My guess is he's a Deadite manifestation determined not to let yours truly get his metal mitt on the book of the Dead again."

Ash tried starting the car again. there was only the repeating "click-click-clickkkkk"

Ash:Start! Come on, start!

"This goon already sliced his way through a bunch of sex crazed punks and now wants the book over my dead body." Well, slap shot the slasher here is going to find out two things about Ashley today."

"The first is, I need a new car. Damned starter."

Jason hurled his machete. it crashed through her window. Ash raised his mechanical hand and caught the weapon in the air. Metal sparked as it scraped along metal and came to halt just at the tip of his nose.

Ash:Whoa!

"And B, I don't die easily. At least so far...

Bree was screaming and panicking.

Bree: He's gonna kills us! He's gonna kill us just like he did them! He's gonna kill us!

Ash:Bree! Bree! get down!

Jason raised his arms to slam down on the car. Ash tackled Bree out of her side of the car. They fell onto the snow and then took off running as Jason smashed and destroyed the car's hood.

"CH-CH-CH-AH-AH-AH"

Ash slipped on ice and dropped the Necronomicon into the thick snow. He did not land on the ground and instead fell on his knees. He was still holding the Machete and as befell he landed on his elbow, the Machete stopped a few inches away from his face. He turned around to land o his back, seeing Jason standing in front of him. Ash backed away. He head a car coming and turned to see a car heading towards him and got down to the ground, grabbing his head as the car passed over him. The car hit Jason and sent him flying over it, landing on the snow next to Ash. The car returned and drove next to Ash, who was still on the floor. The car door was opened, revealing carrie, who held her hand out form the driver's seat.

Carrie: Hurry! get in!

Ash: Carrie?

He got into the car's seat of the grey minivan.

Ash: How'd you know I was here.

Carrie: I followed you. I knew you'd go after the book and something told me you'd need me.

Ash: You could have gotten killed like those kids back there. But you've got guts, baby. i'll give you tha-Look Out!

The car nearly hit Bree, who ran into the road in front of the car. Th car came to a stop and Ash stepped out. She was terrified and shivering in the snow.

Bree: uhnn...dead...All Dead...Dead...

Ash guided her into the car.

Ash: Come on, Bree. Get in the car. That monster is still out there.

The car drove away.

Ash: All right, we've got two problems that need solving and we can't do either out here. Let's get our asses back to S-mart so we can find a way to get rid of these Deadite monsters once and for all. Should be something I can burn the book with.

The scene cuts to an angry shouting of Freddy.

Freddy: No,No,No, Noooooo! It's so simple even a brain dead retard could do it! what the hell's your excuse?

Freddy put his hands behind his back and and paced around the classroom. A lone boy sat a tone of the empty desks. There was a green billboard behind him with " " written on it and a hangman sketch with the words NEC_ _N O M_CON.

Freddy scratched one of his clawed fingers along the chalkboards cutting the green surface across. There was a new drawing on the surface now. A cartoonish drawing of a young Jason with a big head. a "+" sign, a sketch of the Necronomicon, a "=" sign and a sketch of a smiling Freddy, the sketch despite being simple still appearing creepy.

Freddy: Today's Lesson is called "quit screwing around and get me the goddamned Book."

Freddy tapped his clawed glove blade on Jason's head.

Freddy: Hello, McFag, you in there? Hell-oooo? the porch light is on but no freaks are home.

The young Jason was sobbing.

"uhh-huh-uhn..."

The blade sliced downward through his head, opening it in cried throughout the whole process.

freddy: Oh...what am I gonna do? No one's answering the door. Guess I'll have to just let myself in and look around.

Freddy used his hands to open the gap in the the flesh and reach his clawed into the hole.

Freddy: hmmm...Lots of room in here. I could put in a hot tub. say...what's this little gem?

Freddy pulled out form the opening a blood soaked ID card. He read it.

Freddy: Ash William, S-Mart Clerk. Well, if wage has my book, I guess we'll just have to go to this S-Mart and put in a special order. Now go get my f**king Book and kill everyone that gets in your way!

Elsewhere...

In the snow was a green Volkswagen. A trio of voices could be heard.

"come on, Davy-boy. Wha's your problem, man? It's just a joint."

"Man, dis is a bad idea, Holmes,Davy, Here's a Narc man."

"I'm not a Narc, Ass."

"I just don't like the idea of not being in control of my faculties."

"Whatever, Wally White Bread. No wonder Caroline thinks you're playing for the other team. Jus leaves more for me an' my boy, Jarv."

There was a screech outside and the door of the van was forced open by Ash.

"Caroline? What the Hell is going on?

Carrie and Ash helped Bree into the store. They walked and talked as they entered the store

Carrie: Dave it's Jason. He's real and after us.

Dave:Jason? Jason Voorhees?

The other man spotted Bree in a towel.

"Whoa. Hey there baby, looking' for some action? You come to da right place.

Ash stepped in, holding the book in one hand. He pointed to the group with his metal hand.

Ash: Back off, Cassa-numb nuts. Can't you see the girl's in shock? She just saw her friends get butchered-something tells me she isn't interested in your Pencil dick right now.

He turned to the girls. Caroline was helping Bree warm up and then get dressed

"What the hell, old man? You want a piece of me, tough guy? I'll take your geriatric housewares ass apart and leave your body on the curbside."

" !"

Ash once again turned to the two idiots.

Ash:Look. Punks. there are Deadites here, and one with a Hockey mask that shredded three high school assclowns like you with a steak knife.

He held up the bloodied machete and the two backed away in fear.

Ash:This Steak knife. So why don't put your blue ball testosterone bullshit away and make yourselves useful?cause that things in the woods is still out there and it's coming to turn you into jock tartar sauce.

This was broken by Carrie stepping in between the group.

Carrie:Shut up! Just shut up, All of You! Quit waving your dicks around-we're not impressed. We need to work together if we want to survive.

Dave: Whatever, Bitch you and senior-discount-days are out of your freaking minds.

He walked away.

Dave: Come on, Jarvis, there's some chicks in the lingerie department that want some hot young dicks waved around.

Bree had changed into a green shirt and blue pants. Ash headed into the store, looking for something through the aisles.

Ash: I need a damn lighter. Sooner I burn this book the better.

Carrie ran up next to him.

Carrie: Will that kill Jason.

Ash: Pretty sure he's a Deadite. First time I burned the Necronomicon it killed all the Deadites, well almost, one got to me till I fought it off.

Carrie:First time?!

Ash: When I back into the past I found three. I thought it was like a pick the right one sorta thing but turns out all three had some kind of power. I've burned two books so this must be the last one.

Carrie stopped and stared at something. Ash looked at her.

Ash:Carrie? what's wrong? what are you...

He turned and his face lit up in shock.

Jason had just walked into the store. He was standing at the entrance. Several customers were staring at him. His heart and guts were exposed still. His head was down but he slowly lifted it up. He spotted them and began to walk forward.

"CH-CH-CH-AH-AH-AH"

Ash: Shit he's faster I thought.

He walked forward to Ash and Carrie. A fat woman in a blue coat with red hair stood in his way and she began to move away. With his remaining hand Jason swung like he was giving a stiff backhand. It knocked the woman's head off her shoulders and a geyser of bright red blood gushed out of the stump. People screamed and Jason continued as if undeterred. People began running. One old gentleman was not so lucky. He grabbed a shopping cart with his one hand and raised it, slamming it down on an old man with such speed and strength and the body was reduced to what looked like meat from a grinde, practically oozing out of the hole sin the cart. He grabbed another woman by the throat, lifted her up and impaled her on a rack. A foot stepped out onto the same aisle as Jason.

"Excuse me!"

Jason turned to face him.

Ash: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave this store!"

Ash had his chainsaw strapped to his back. His shotgun was in his hand. Carrie was beside him. He handed her the Necronomicon.

Carrie: Get this out of here. Find a way to burn it.

Carrie: You can't beat him!

Ash:Sure I can. I'm the chosen one.

He revved up his chainsaw.

Ash: Yo, Wayne Deadski! Hockey fan, huh? you know they say a slap shot travels over a hundred miles an hour. But I find that buckshot goes a hell of a lot faster than that!

Jason grabbed a shopping cart with his hand and hurled it . Ash fired and hit the cart. It was sent out of his grip, except for several bent bars in his hand. the cart slammed into a wall. Ash leaped onto a cart that began to move toward Jason. He opened fire several times. The shots hit Jason and caused his body to jolt. Jason staggered and then swung his arm. Ash leaped out of the cart and leaped backwards through the air, landing behind the undead killer as the cart was destroyed. Jason turned and swung but Ash ducked and withdrew his Chainsaw. He tried to swung but only scratched jason but then he charged forward and stabbed the killer through the chest. Jason grabbed the handle of the Machete. He pulled upwards, pulling the chainsaw out of his body.

Ash: Whoa there big fella...No need to do anything.

He grabbed the chainsaw with his hand and began to spin around while holding on. He let out a yell and let go, being sent flying towards a wall. His head poked through the wall and he became stuck. Jason looked around for the book.

Carrie ran away with the Necronomicon. Her manager ran to her side.

Manager:Caroline! get the shoppers out of the store and call the police!

Carrie: I need to burn this book.

Manager:...That book has a face on it.

Carrie: yeah so?

Manager:...I'll get the shoppers out of here and call the police.

He turned to run only to be met face to face with Jason. The Manager screamed as Jason sliced his head in half with Ash's chainsaw. Blood splattered on Carrie's eyes, blinding her. Carrie saw Bree and shouted.

Carrie: Bree!

She threw it and Bree caught. Jason turned to her. the killer raised his hands to the girl who took of running. Carrie stabbed Jason in the arm with his own Machete. The girl grabbed his arm but Jason swung. She was holding on but she was sent flying into an aisle. She survived unlike the others. Jason reached into his arm and pulled out his machete. Bree was running away towards the exit with the book. She smiled as she almost made it, but then Jason's machete burst out of her chest and she fell to the ground dead. Jason walked over and picked up the Necronomicon which had been stabbed by the Machete, the weapon still attached to it. He carried the book out of the store passed the bodies of his victims.

Carrie was helped up by some of her friends.

"Holy shit, Man! He killed 'em all! Jason-Freaking Voorhees!"

"Carrie are you alright? Christ that thing almost killed you!

Carrie:Yeah...I think I'm okay. Where's Bree? Jason was after the book.

She ran to the front and found Bree lying face down. She then looked around and saw Ash's fee sticking out of the wall. Her and her friends ran to him and began trying to pull him out.

"damn, face first through a wall?"

Carrie:Quick, let's get him out of there.

Ash:uhh, probably get docked for that too.

After being pulled out the two guys helped carry him away.

Ash:We've got to...uhn...find someplace to regroup. Then I'm going back to the Voorhees home.

Carrie: Are you crazy?! You almost got killed?

Ash: That damn books gotta get burned.

Carrie: Fine, but I'm going with you. My parents are out of town. We can use my place.

We cut to Jason's head standing in total darkness. there is a zoom in to his eye and we see the face of Freddy. He is surrounded by darkness until fire is conjured up around him.

Freddy felt himself be stabbed by his own gloved claw in the stomach. He saw his own daughter betray him. As she leaned in and told him "Happy Father's day before kissing him lightly and running off. freddy looked down to see a pipe bomb impaled into him.

"...Kids."

There was an explosion and he found himself in a world of fire. A bright red landscape. He knew where he was. He roared in agony as he felt himself burn up. then the flame died down and he heard a voice. Even the deep voice sounds like that of an angel.

"FREDDY KREUGER!"

"YOUR DEMON'S HAVE ABANDONED YOU!"

Freddy panted heavily and struggled to breathe.

Freddy: My demons made me the stuff of Nightmares! Another Demon showed me a way to escape my world into another one through some big screen movie! What do you got!

"I INTEND TO RETIRE FROM MY ROLE! I HAVE CHOSEN YOU AS A SUCCESSOR!"

Freddy: And Why the Hell would I care!?

"I WAS NOT ASKING! SUCH AN HONOR IS A PLEASURE...AND A TORTURE."

Freddy: Just who the Hell do you think you are!?

The voice finally revealed himself as a white figure garbed in black leather with several needles all over his head.

Pinhead: I AM PAIN!

Camp Crystal Lake
Jason approached the shrine with two heads and placed the book upright. He turned the Freddy head towards the open book.

Jason's Mind.

Freddy held the book in his ungloved hand. His gloved hand was scratching his chin.

Freddy: Damn things' in some Ancient language. How the hell did Pam ever read this? Good thing its got pictures. that pointy headed guy only taught me to read some of this crap. Deadites, Time Vortexes, Blah, Blah, Blah..Ah here we go.

Resurrection passages and..what's this? Waking nightmares? Sounds right up my alley. Damn nothing in here on how to get me out of your head, just for sommonin' the Pinhead. Oh! gotta say the words first, make it safe to read.

He held the book up and spoke.

Freddy:Klattu! Verata! Nikto!

There was a bright blue light that engulfed the room, seemingly destroying the shrine. Jason stood and stared. the bright light faded and there stood Pinhead.

PINHEAD:"WELLLL DOOONNNE!"

He held out his arm.

Pinhead: You shell return to flesh.

A series of hook suddenly shot out at latched onto Jason's body. They pierced his flesh in several part and began to violently tear Jason's body to pieces, destroying his clothes in a series of cuts. The Blood soaked the floor. Jason's hockey mask. The form of something began to assemble itself, appearing as a skinless bleeding mass of red flesh. The body stood up and raise this hand, all in all, the figure did not look too different from his normal appearance.

Freddy: I'm baaaack! Hahahaha! And offing Jason too while I'm at it!

Pinhead:HE IS NOT DEAD! HE SHALL RETURN FROM THE BLOOD OF THOSE HE'S SLAUGHTERED! THE BLOOD OF HIS VICTIMS SOAKS THE WOOD OF THIS PLACE!

Freddy:Ah hell. Still a win.

Freddy looked down at the mask.

Freddy: Well, thanks for everything, kiddo. Kind of makes up for ripping my arms off and beating me with them before. Kind of. Have fun hacking up campers and virgins when you get back. Kill a few for me. Talk about a one trick pony. Ah well, can't all have have artistic flair like yours truly...huh?

Jason's body was starting to regenerate quickly from the fresh blood around him. It had grown a bleeding squishy hand that reached for the Necronomicon. Freddy swiped it away before the hand reached it. He held it up and a smiled formed, showing his yellow teeth.

Freddy:So...Brainless boy remembers the bargain, eh? Well, a deal's a deal I suppose. Come ere, let's see if a few words from the book can breathe life into those dead-head brain cell of yours.

He held up the book and opened it.

Pinhead: I CAN SHOW YOU!

Freddy: I guess they were right about print being dead.

That night there was a bright blue flash emerging from the cabin followed by spontaneous lighting striking all over the place.

Elsewhere
The moon was large over the night sky over a normal looking house by the edge of the woods.

"All right, Let's go over this again. Jason Voorhees is some kind of Deadite Vengeance Demon."

Ash spoke to the teens while he threw a log into the fire.

Ash: He drowned because of slacking teens at a summer camp and came back to kill anyone that gets in his way...

He turned to dress the four other teens.

Ash: So why would he want the Necronomicon? According to the legend this guy doesn't have enough brain power to read "Sam I yam." much less the book of the dead.

The phrasing seems amor like he was making a statement rather than asking a question.

Carrie: There had to be someone or something else behind Jason's determination to get the book.

Ash: My thought exactly.

Raoul"Yeah, man. A puppet Master using Jason like his own strung up Bitch.

"So we got to cut the strings, right? that way we can take "I'm down."

Ash:right. So we need to get that book back. It has Voodoo-Hoodoo in it that will send Jason to the deadeye's dimension. He can spend the rest of his days fighting it out with those half-dead halfwits. Serves i'm right.

He paused and saw down on an armchair and leaned back, a shotgun going across his lap.

Ash:Now get some rest. in the morning we'll go back to the Voorhees house and get the book.

The others began to take sleeping positions on the couch, seats and floor.

Ash:I'll just stay...awake and keep...

He yawned.

Ash:Watch until...dawn...

He closed his eyes.

Ash woke up in the chair and looked down.

Ash:huh...wha?

He yawned.

Ash:Musta dozed off...I...

He stopped, his eyes moving towards the hand going over his face. He looked at. His hand.

Ash: What the Hell? My Hand...?

He flexed his fingers and smiled.

Ash:How'd...heh...I'm whole again. Like before the cabin in the woods. Before the Deadites ruined...

His hand became bloody s if it was being cut down to the flesh.

Ash:ARRRGH!

The hand transformed into a clawed glove. He grabbed the wrist with the other hand.

Ash:My Hand!

He fell to the ground, onto his knees and looke dup to the sky. He shouted.

Ash: You Bastards! You took my hand again!

Somewhere in a dark voice. Freddy was laughing.

TO BE CONTINUED...