There was a high pitched noise in the air. Caroline was at Ash's side.
Caroline: Wake up, Ash! Please!
She was holding his head up.
Caroline: Ash, I need you. I can't do this on my own. Please wake up.
Ash's eyes snapped open.
Tears were going down her face.
Beside them were two silver painted pieces of metal. Hands began to emerge from the metal as if from fabric, as if covered in slime. One of the hand made out the form of Krueger's glove.
Caroline:getup!getup!getup!
The metal morphed into Krueger's face which appeared between the two arms. It began to laugh with strong "HA HA HA HA HA".
then there was an explosion as the glass exploded. Caroline screamed and shielded her face from the shards sent everywhere. the smoke gave way to the silhouette of Freddy, his newly formed long demonic ears accompanying his frame. There was still smoke in the air when Freddy's red mouths, the only thing not I shadow became visible. The three gaping holes on each side of his cheeks, each with sharp fangs.
Freddy: GIVE ME MY BOOK!
His deep voice sounded like a bellow.
Caroline took off running with the book. As far she could passed the forest. She ran towards an open ice field and to several wooden sheds scattered about. In the air was faint sound of "One. Two. Freddy's coming for you."
The now very Red Krueger walked and stopped before the three structures.
Caroline sat huddled in a wooden corner.
He outstretched his clawed hand. One of the Sheds exploded.
He pointed towards another one and it exploded.
Caroline sat clutching the Necronomicon.
Caroline: It's not real...It's not real...It's not real...
She had little time to react before the walls and the roof of the shed shot upward, exposing her to the cold.
Freddy stood not too far away with his clawed hand curled.
Freddy: Gotcha Bitch!
Caroline looked up. The shed was coming down. She ran and the wooden pieces came crashing down, splintering apart.
Freddy outstretched his hand.
Freddy: I'll take that.
The Necronomicon shot out of Caroline's grip.
In a blink Freddy was close with the book in his hand. He raised his hand into the air.
Freddy: Hate to get blood on it.
He was about to bring it down and finish her off when an arm grand his wrist. He turned to look.
Freddy:What!?
Jason was soaked in blood and missing a mouth.
"Ch-Ch-Ch-Ha-Ha-Ha".
Freddy's rage became apparent. He opened his mouth as he spoke and a golden flame like a furnace emerged. As if he was firing a beam of fire.
Freddy: Why won't you die!?"
As he spoke, the roar seemed to cause ground beneath Jason to shatter like ice. He fell downward into freezing water, letting go of Freddy's gloved wrist. The Dream killer stood with arms outstretched he then turned back to see Caroline running a good distance away. He resumed walking. A Hand shot out and grabbed his ankle, pulling him down. Jason's hockey mask emerged, covered in ice and soaked in water. Freddy was pulled downward into the hole. He tried to stop himself but his clawed fingers scratched the ice ad he was dragged. Jason opened his mouth in what seemed a roar and lunged forward, biting Freddy's leg. He roared in pain and tried to struggle and strike to break free but with no success. Jason reached to the machete embedded in the stub of his other arm and pulled it out. He swung it down and it was embedded in Freddy's skull. The head was cleaved in half. Freddy yelled in pain, escaping Jason's grip and the machete. Freddy's head as in two pieces. He grabbed at them and brought them both together.
Freddy: You're giving me a Splitting Headache!
He opened his mouth and a geyser of blood shot out as Jason. The undead killer had stood up but the strength of several riot firehoses forcing even him back as he was drenched in blood.
Finally the geyser stopped and Freddy wiped blood from his mouth with his glove, it was not nearly close to all of it as his shirt and the space down his chin, neck and sweater were now stained red.
Freddy: Scuse me.
He opened his mouth again this time a blue beam emerged, like a strong wind, hitting Jason. He was then Frozen in white frost.
Freddy: Alright you hillbilly. You're going for a ride!
He opened the book and flipped through it.
Freddy: There's a passage in here that will send you to one hell of a place.
With his claws he went through and then began to read, failing to notice the growing light and the roaring sound coming from behind him.
Freddy: Klattu! Verata! Nickt-
And then a yellow car smashed into him. He became embedded into the front. The Necronomicon went flying out of his grip. Ash was driving. Freddy clang onto the hood, looking up to see Ash.
Freddy: You again?!
Ash: Sorry Hash brown, I only go down on one thing and it sure ain't shit like you.
Freddy tried to climb closer. Ash pressed the brake and the Springwood slasher went flying with a yell. Has stepped out, shutting the car door.
Freddy: Oohhh! You think that hurts? Well I got some bad news for you, dreamer boy.
He walked forward to Freddy. Still picking himself up.
Ash: I'm a thirty five year old clock puncher at a department store. My life has been one horror show after another thanks to the Necronomicon and the Deadites. I've had to dismember friends and lovers while they scream and beg for me to stop. All to stop this book from destroying the world. You might think that whatever pain transformed you into the creature you are now was the worst thing you've ever felt.
Ash raised his broomstick and shot Freddy in the face. It went through his face and blew a hole into the tree behind him. He fell back leaning on the tree.
Ash: You ain't seen nothin' yet.
Ash raised the end and struck Freddy's head with it. He then gave it a backhand with his metal hand. Freddy slowly rose up. Ash spun his gun up and shot Freddy in the groin. He let out a yell. Then he seemed to stop. there was a strange noise and it took a moment for Ash to realize Freddy was laughing.
The Hell are you smiling at.
Ash turned around. His face changed.
Ash: oh.
He then quickly with a look of surprised leaped out of the way of Jason slamming down his fists. Ash was now on the ground.
Ash: Heh...Close one. But the Old Williams luck is still...
The Ice he was on cracked and he fell into the cold water.
Freddy was now back up.
Freddy: I'm glad you're back. That guy talks way too much.
Jason plunged his machete into the stub of his arm.
Freddy: Well, are you gonna prance around here or are we gonna dance?
Jason swung his machete stub. Freddy moved back and the blade cut only sweater.
Freddy: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Swing and a Miss! Didn't you're bitch mother ever tell you to play ball!?
He swung a the air, and sliced a gash across Jason's neck, blood pooled out.
Unseen by the two Ash's metal hand punched a hole through the ice. It went back under. there was nothing for a moment before a roaring chainsaw burst out of the hole. Ash pulled his own torso up.
Ash: (Cough)...(cough)...(Cough)...All right...(Cough) who wants...(cough) some?
He looked up to see Several Freddy's grabbing at Jason, who swung the Machete stub, with one diagonal strike the three Freddy's were cut in half. With only one remaining.
Freddy: Oh my god! You killed Freddy!
Jason only stood there.
Freddy: Enough screwing around. It's time to...
Ash: Hey, Limp Dicks!
Jason was shot in the chest. Leaving only a gaping hole. From inside the hole, Ash stood with his gun raised.
Ash:...Come get some.
Wasting no effort he ran and grabbed his Chainsaw and sliced across Freddy's chest. Jason with his one remaining arm swung a punch. Ash turned around in time to be hit by it, but his chainsaw took the full force of the punch. He was Brought to the ground from where he shouted.
Ash:Carrie! The Book!
Carrie held the book in her hands and was going through it.
Ash: Send these bastards to Hell!
Ash got up and kicked Jason in the groin. He then Yelled in pain, grabbing his own foot in agony. Jason's hand grabbed him by the from of the shirt.
Ash:oh...
Jason threw him at Freddy.
Ash: Shit!
Freddy raised an arm and a fire like aura appeared between then. Ash's face slammed into the forcefield like construct like it was glass. Ash spoke while he was still smushed.
Ash: Carrie! Now would be a good time to...
Carrie: Klattu, Verata, Nikto!
The wind stopped and it fell strangely silent. Freddy faxed at him.
Freddy: What did you do!?
The snow blowing the the air began to float in one spot behind Freddy's head .It became a spiral and he turned to look confused. Then it burst forward into a blue vortex that engulfed the entire area in light. Freddy lunged forward, holding his arms outward.
Freddy: Nooooo!
Ash and Caroline held onto the large trunk of a tree. They were also being dragged in towards the spiral.
Caroline: Ash! I can't hold on. It's pulling me in!
Ash: Don't let go! You just have to hang on for a few more...
His eyes widened. A figure was walking towards them unfazed by the air.
"Ch-Ch-Ch Ha Ha Ha"
Ash: Oh no...
Ash reached while still clinging on to pul the string of his now attached Chainsaw hand.
Ash: Come on, come on! Start, Damn it!
The Necronomicon flew out of her hand.
Caroline: The Book!
Jason raised his machete arm and prepared to swing down before the yellow care came crashing into him, blowing in the wind. Both the vehicle and its target crashed down into the ice, sinking under the water.
The book went flying. Freddy her out his hand.
He did not catch it.
Instead it was caught by a white hand.
The Cenobite held up the book.
Freddy: No! I need that!
He began to turn the pages casually and then began to speak in a bizarre unholy deep language.
Freddy held his hand out!
Freddy: I need that Book!
Pinhead: BUT IT DOES NOT NEED YOU.
Freddy was pulled back into the vortex with a roar of anger until he vanished.
Pinhead turned to face the two remaining humans.
Pinhead: OUR BUSINESS IS NOT CONCLUDED. RETURN TO WHERE IT ALL BEGAN,
And with that he was gone. Ash and Caroline could only stand there.
I came to Crystal Lake by coincidence-or so I thought.
Ash and Caroline looked at each other and then they kissed.
But it wasn't a random transfer or a punishment for destroying the original S-Mart location that brought here.
It was fate.
Ash was placing his belongings into his blue van.
Caroline: Is it really over, Ash? Are Freddy and Jason Finally gone for good?
Ash was now making his way to the driver's seat.
Ash: I don't know, baby. The Deadites seem to keep coming back no matter what I do. I'm destined to save the world from the terrors of the Deadites. The Chosen One who would track down the Necronomicon and stop ancient monsters from entering our world and plaguing the living.
He sat down and adjusted both his shades and the rear view mirror.
Ash: There's only one thing I know for sure. It's over...For now.
And he drew off.
It was a beautiful day and the sun shined down on the snow.
I didn't realize at first that the Necronomicon itself was changing reality to bring me here. I think it was actually afraid of what Freddy would do with the Kandarian power squirreled away in its bloody pages. Or that Demon guy was pulling the strings. No doubt the book and the bastard hoped I'd be killed in the crossfire.
But in the end, the monsters and the books are gone. Freddy to the dread dimension of the Deadites, the evil Dead. Serves em right.
That leaves just me, the boom stick, and the hot chick. It's not exactly a fairy tale ending...but it's good enough for me.
After all...It's good to be King.
Elsewhere.
The Cenobite stood in the snow. Speaking to someone like him elsewhere.
Pinhead: SOON... I REGRET I CANNOT RESCUE YOU MYSELF. THE POWER OF THE OLD ONES PROTECT YOUR CAPTORS BUT REST ASSURED. THE CHOSEN ONE WILL AID IN YOUR RELEASE.
Near a Cabin in the Woods
Ash's van drove through familiar woods with dead trees now covered in snow. Finally he came to a familiar wooden cabin. He had to be cautious, ever since the deaths of his friend the area was now quarantined with trespassers being shot on sight by insane hillbillies. Ash was still worried about this but assume he'd be given a warning shot across his face before anything happened. He got out and walked through the snow towards the cabin.
The End
