I wake up in a room full of white light. I must be dead!

To my right, I see Harry appear, Ron must have killed him!

"Did Ron..?" I ask,

"No, I did. I couldn't live without you to fuck. I killed myself."

"That's so romantic!" I scream as we rip off each others clothing.

He pushes into me with renewed energy, so hard I think I get an orgasm even before he entered!

This is our destiny, to fuck each other eternally.

Heaven couldn't be better.