A/N: I bet you didn't expect to hear from me so soon! Of course, the second my stupid spring break ends, I'm able to write again. Why does it always have to work this way? Anyway, I guess I'll define "gaucherie" for you and then we can kick it. Here it is from the Oxford Pocket American Dictionary of Current English. Gaucherie /gosheree/ n. 1 an action that is socially awkward or tactless. 2 gauche manners. Um-kay, so here it is.


Gaucherie

Kurogane didn't end up getting much sleep that night, just as his mother had predicted. Every time he would manage to drift off, something in his dreams would remind him that he had the sweet little blond curled up asleep in his arms and he would awaken to drink in Fai's beauty a bit longer. Fai, it seemed, wasn't having such a restful night either; when he wasn't stirring fitfully, his brow was at least crinkled in distress, apparently due to unpleasant dreams. Kurogane did his best to hold him close, stroke his hair and kiss him in hopes of consoling him. But it seemed that Fai's dreams had brought him to a place so dark and ugly that no soft touch or comforting word from Kurogane could hope to bring him back without waking him.

Even though Kurogane knew that this was nothing personal against him, he couldn't help feeling angry. Someone had done this to Fai; someone had scarred him like this so that he couldn't even escape his agony in sleep. When the prince found out who that person was, he swore to himself that he would kill them. And he would enjoy doing it, too. He might even chuckle to himself.

The next time Kurogane opened his eyes, it was morning. Merry rays of sunlight were peeking in through gaps in his curtains and falling across Fai's golden hair so that it shined brilliantly, making him look even more angelic than usual. Not only that, but Fai was snuggled up close to him, his lips resting warm and perfect against the prince's collarbone. Kurogane didn't dare move for fear of waking him or breaking the contact between them, thinking that he might be the luckiest boy alive. To his disappointment, he was only able to relish the feeling for about five minutes before Fai awoke on his own. The blond rubbed the sleep from his eyes and smiled sadly at him.

"You're still here…I was hoping maybe this had all been a dream," he sighed. "Just an amazingly sweet dream…"

Kurogane sat up and folded his arms, pouting. "Why? If you don't like me then just say it! Enough screwing around and pretending!"

"I do like you, Kurotan. I love you," Fai admitted, sitting up beside him. "But we can't do this; it's dangerous."

"Why the hell not?! Whatever the reason is, I'm not afraid of it!" Kurogane growled. "If anyone tries to hurt you, I'll kill them!"

"It's not me I'm worried about," the blond whispered, looping his arms around Kurogane's shoulders and laying his head against the other boy's chest. "It's you… If anything ever happened to you, Kuropin, I don't know what I'd do…"

"Quit being dumb!" Kurogane said scathingly. "I can take care of myself! Nothing bad is gonna happen! Not to you, not to me, not to anyone! Even if it does, it won't be because we're together!"

Fai looked up at him, his sapphire eyes sparkling with hope and love. Kurogane spoke with such conviction and the feeling he had for the prince was so strong that he found himself completely believing his promises. What could happen, really? Those things that had happened to his family had been purely circumstantial; those things would have happened to anyone in those situations, right? Besides, Kurogane was much more prepared and equipped to defend himself than any of them had been.

"…You promise, Kurorin?" Fai asked.

Kurogane stared back at him, dumbstruck for a moment that Fai was actually going to allow a romance between them, then grinned and shoved the other boy back down on the bed.

"I promise," he breathed, kissing his lips passionately.

"Mmm," Fai said happily. "Promises sealed with a kiss from Kurosama taste so good! I can't wait to tell all the entertainer girls that Oujiwanko and I are official now!"

Kurogane sat bolt upright, blushing crimson. "Wh-what?! You can't! Don't you dare tell those guys anything!"

The blond laughed and pushed Kurogane's nose like a button. "If you're trying to protect your pride by keeping us a secret, it's too late; I've already spilled all the juicy details about everything that's happened between us so far!"

The prince gaped at him, horrified. Fai just giggled again and kissed his blushing cheek adoringly. "If your face turns any redder, Kurochuu, you might turn into a raspberry!"

"You… you told them…?" he choked. "E-everything…?"

"You're not mad, are you, Kuropuu?" Fai asked, feigning shame and shyness, though he was clearly holding back gales of laughter.

"M-mad?" Kurogane sputtered. "MAD?! I'm… I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU BASTARD!!"

"Kyaaaa!" Fai squealed in delight, launching himself off the bed and running for his life. "I'm gonna be attacked by a big bad doggy!"

"JUST WAIT TILL I CATCH YOU, ASS HOLE!!" Kurogane roared, brandishing a toy sword furiously.

The prince managed to chase him into a corner and Fai realized that he was in trouble. Kurogane's eyes were gleaming sinisterly at Fai, and Fai's eyes were glimmering amusedly back at Kurogane. The two of them stared at each other, momentarily frozen. Then Fai's face broke out in a smile and he threw himself at Kurogane, tackling the taller boy to the ground, laughing like a mental child as he pressed kisses to every inch of the prince's exposed skin. Kurogane just couldn't stay angry with him after that; he hid his face in Fai's neck, kissing him back. That was when the bedroom door flew open.

"Well, it looks like the boys both woke up on the right side of the bed this morning," the king laughed.

"I suppose so!" the queen agreed. "My, quite the cornucopia of love we have here!"

Kurogane's mortification returned in an instant and even Fai looked a bit embarrassed. "D-DAD!! HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF KNOCKING?!" the prince shrieked, his voice cracking as he shoved Fai off of him, blushing to the roots of his pitch-black hair.

"We did!" the king insisted, grinning. "I guess you two must have already been too wrapped up in each other to notice!"

"Er… Was…was there something you needed us for, your maj—I mean, Dad?" Fai asked, returning the king's smile sheepishly.

Kurogane's father laughed heartily. "I thought you two might be interested to know that we signed a treaty with a neighboring country this morning and we'll be hosting a combination banquet and ball next week with that king to celebrate our new alliance!"

"Why would I be interested in something stupid like a ball?" Kurogane grumbled.

"Silly boy!" his mother sang, clasping her hands together joyfully. "A ball would be a perfect opportunity for you to spend a romantic evening with Fai kun!"

"Do you remember our first ball, dear?" the king asked his wife fondly.

"How could I forget?" she sighed dreamily. "That was where we had our first kiss…"

"That's right," he gushed, pulling her into his arms and kissing her. Then he smirked at his son and Fai. "But it looks like the boys have already passed that benchmark!"

"That's ok," the queen smiled. "That doesn't mean they can't have fun…Not too much fun though; you're still children, after all, and that's something that should be saved for marriage!"

"Mom!" Kurogane raged, his flush returning in full force. "What the heck are you saying?! That's disgusting!"

"So, that's all we had to say," his mother went on cheerfully. "You may continue your little love fest."

With that, Kurogane's parents retreated, closing the behind them, leaving both boys rather pink in the face. There was a brief awkward silence again, where neither of them was sure what to say, until the voice of Kurogane's parents outside the door broke it again.

"I'm so glad our shy, grumpy son finally discovered love, even if it is with another boy!" his father said in an unnaturally loud voice.

"Me too, dear!" his mother replied in a similar voice. "And just wait until Tomoyo chan hears about this! She'll be tickled pink!"

"MOM!!" Kurogane spluttered. "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TELLING HER!!"

Fai tried unsuccessfully to stifle his giggling.

"Here I go!" she sang teasingly, and they could hear her skipping off down the hall, singing a taunting little tune as she went. "Little Kuro's in lovey-dovey! Wait till I tell Tomoyo!"

"GET BACK HERE, MOM!!" the prince roared, tearing out of his room after her.


"Giiiiiirls!" Fai announced happily, throwing open the door to the practice hall and twirling in (the twirling made Mokona, whom he was holding in his arms, meow in protest). "I'm baaaaaack! And I have some super amazing news to share with youuuuu!"

"Ooh, Fai kun!" Himawari trilled. "We're so glad to see you!"

"Yeah, and you've got perfect timing!" Suzuran agreed. "We were just told that…oh, never mind! I'll tell you in a minute; first give us the lowdown on your sleepover with the Savage Dog!"

"That's what's got you so excited, right, Fai san?" Sakura asked excitedly. "You're absolutely glowing! Did something good happen?"

"Yes, tell us all about it!" Nakuru demanded, sweeping him off his feet and into her arms.

Fai looked over the edge of her arm to where Chii was kneeling on the ground, tugging on the hem of his jacket. When he turned his attention to her, she smiled and held out her hands expectedly. He obligingly handed Mokona over to her and she crawled away, the kitten tucked in one arm, satisfied. While he had been momentarily distracted, the entertainers had begun chattering excitedly to each other, all trying to predict what Fai's exciting news would be.

"Everyone! I have an announcement to make!" he called over the top of their chattering voices. Fai smiled up at Nakuru who was still cradling him in her arms.

"Could you give me a lift, please, Nakuru san?" he asked the older girl pleasantly. She lifted him up and sat him on one of her shoulders to give him some extra height. "Kuromin and I…" He paused, grinning down at them, keeping them in suspense for just a little longer. "Are an official couple!"

They all burst into whistles and cheers and applause.

"We're so happy for you!" Sumomo called, doing a little celebratory dance to demonstrate her gladness.

"Congratulations, Fai san!" Rika chirped.

"That's great!" Chiharu agreed.

Nakuru set Fai down so that she could form a circle with Himawari and Suzuran, all of them joining hands and skipping as they began a chorus of "They love each other! They love each other! Prince Kurogane swings the other way and they love each other!"

In the midst of all the celebration, the practice hall door flew open, and someone stomped in though hardly anyone noticed.

"HEY!!" the visitor screamed at the top of his lungs. All of them stopped to look at him. "What the hell is going on here?!" Kurogane demanded. "And if it has anything to do with me, I'll kill you all!"

None of the entertainers made a sound but every single one of them, as if prompted by some telepathic signal, turned their heads in unison, grinning, to look at Fai. Fai, who had been hoisted onto the shoulders of Suzuran and Nakuru, flushed pink with pleasure at the sight of him and gestured for his makeshift charioteers to set him down in front of Kurogane. They lowered him down gracefully before the prince. Fai held his new boyfriend's gaze shyly for a moment before pouncing on him happily and pressing their lips together in a kiss. Kurogane's face turned scarlet as everyone began cheering for them again, but he didn't push Fai away.

As soon as they broke apart, the blond smiled at him apologetically. "I'm sorry, Kurosama; I had to tell them about us! They're…they're my best friends! You're not mad, are you?"

Kurogane's head was bowed so that Fai couldn't see his expression, but the prince's trembling worried him. When he finally lifted his gaze, his eyes were glinting with barely controlled fury.

"You'd better run…" Kurogane hissed, his voice deadly quiet, his cheeks burning. "'Cause when I catch you…I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, YOU SCRAWNY LITTLE BASTARD!!"

Fai squealed with laughter and leapt to his feet while Kurogane nearly ripped up the floor as he chased after him. The entertainer girls giggled and egged them on. The two boys raced in circles around the practice hall, Fai pausing every so often to taunt the angry prince. The blond hadn't forgotten his problems but for the first time in four years, they were put on the backburner. For that moment, just one rare moment, Fai wasn't agonizing over his past; he was just a happy child in love. It felt good.


Kurogane yawned. He had been watching Fai and the other entertainers practice their dance moves for the upcoming banquet where they were to be performing. It had been interesting for a while, simply because he got to see Fai move in that uniquely graceful way that only Fai could pull off. Eventually, however, Kurogane became bored. He had no interest in dancing and he wanted to go outside to play with Fai.

"Are you done yet?" the prince complained loudly. "You've been dancing forever!"

"We'll be finished for the day in just half an hour, Kuropii, I promise," Fai assured him.

Kurogane grumbled sullenly and flopped back on the pillows that he was resting on as he watched. In his boredom, his thoughts returned to the events of the previous night when they had visited the jail. Fai had seen someone he knew in there, Kurogane was sure of it. And he didn't believe that crap Fai had told him about mistaking the prisoner for an old friend with whom he had enjoyed learning magic tricks. The way Fai had been so deeply shaken after their visit to the jail told him that much. Whomever Fai had seen in that cell was someone that he knew well, someone close to him.

Kurogane wished he hadn't been so busy being a wimp about the cold that night; then he could have gotten a look at the prisoner. He wondered if maybe Fai might just come clean if he asked about it. The prince decided that he would try it, but somehow he doubted it would work. So far, Fai had been pretty talented about dodging any questions that Kurogane had asked him pertaining to his personal life. What dark, painful secrets could the blond be keeping locked up inside? Kurogane wanted to know so he could help Fai overcome them. He was sick of seeing him constantly suffering alone.

"We're done, Kuromyuu," Fai said, smiling as he bent over him. Then a slight frown came to his face. "Is something bothering you? You look a little upset."

Kurogane considered him for a minute, wondering if this was a good time to confront him, but he decided against it. He still wanted to spend some time with him before the day was over and he didn't think Fai would be so eager to do so after Kurogane had just bombarded him with questions.

"We can talk about it later," Kurogane told him shortly, sitting up and running a hand backwards through his hair.

Fai pouted cutely, then disappeared to get himself a drink of water. The entertainers had just spent several hours practicing their dance routine so he needed water badly. Kurogane watched carelessly as the last girl exited the practice hall, leaving the two boys alone. Fai came back, a glass of water in hand and plopped down next to his new boyfriend.

"But we will talk about it, right?" he asked, a small sad smile gracing his features. "I mean, I don't like to see Kuropiko looking upset. It makes me unhappy, too."

Crimson eyes studied him thoughtfully, and the blond thought he could detect just a hint of bitterness in them amongst the gruff affection and veiled concern, though he couldn't fathom why Kurogane would harbor such a thing toward him. Perhaps it was only his imagination. Fai began to feel slightly uncomfortable under the other boy's inquisitive watch so he quickly changed the subject.

"Mm, I'm tired," he moaned, flopping down on the pillows beside Kurogane. "Dancing is hard work!"

"…Let's go outside," Kurogane said rather suddenly. "I just thought of something I want to show you."

"Eh? Kuropopo wants to show me something?" Fai echoed curiously. "But I don't feel like walking. My legs are kinda sore…"

Kurogane got up and crouched down in front of the blond, showing him his back expectantly.

Fai was slightly puzzled. "You… you want me to…get on?"

"Look, are we gonna do this or are you just gonna lie there like an idiot?" Kurogane growled, though Fai could see that there was a slight blush on his face.

Smiling, he climbed onto the prince's back and draped his arms around the taller boy's neck to hold himself in place. Kurogane stood and carried him from the practice hall, through a couple corridors, outside and around the back of the palace. Fai hardly paid attention to where they were going; he was too busy resting his cheek against Kurogane's shoulder and letting his fingers explore the side of his face, his neck, his ears. It made him smirk to himself when he noticed that by gently sliding his finger down from behind the prince's ear and along his smooth jaw line he could draw a slight shiver from him. Apparently Kurogane was considerably less pleased about this discovery.

"Hey, cut that out," he ordered as another little shiver ran through his body. "It feels weird."

"You don't like it?" Fai giggled, kissing his neck playfully. "But Kurowanko's got goosebumps now. It's funny!"

"It's not funny; it's annoying!" Kurogane protested, though if he was completely honest with himself, maybe he did like it a little bit.

"Where are we going, Kuronta?" the blond asked sweetly.

"You'll see when we get there," the prince answered elusively. "Just a little further."

Fai focused his attention curiously on their surroundings, trying to guess where they might be headed. They were walking away from the palace now and ahead of them was a neat little forest of squat, low-branched trees. He wondered what was so special about the trees; he assumed that was what Kurogane wanted to show him since they were the only things visible within the castle walls. As they drew closer, Fai began to notice that the trees branches were laden with shiny red fruits.

"Ah! Are you taking me to an orchard, Kurowanta?" he chirped excitedly.

Kurogane said nothing so Fai assumed that he had guessed correctly. As soon as they reached the outer edge of the forest, Kurogane set him down.

"You hungry?" he asked.

"Starving!" Fai gushed. "Oh, it's been such a long time since the last time I had fresh apples!"

"Go ahead and pick some if you want," Kurogane offered casually. "There's more than enough."

"Hyuu! I'm so happy!" Fai sang, clapping his hands. "You're so nice, Kurochuu!"

Kurogane blushed at the compliment as Fai, forgetting his alleged fatigue, scampered up one of the trees.

"H-hey…don't go climbing too high and getting yourself stuck up there," the prince warned. "I might not feel like coming up there to save you."

"Aww, listen to Oujiwanko worrying about me," Fai crooned, stretching his hand out as far as he could to pluck an especially juicy-looking apple from the end of a branch. "How sweet of him…Wah!"

Fai managed to snatch the apple he had been aiming for but he had gone out too far on the limb he'd been standing on and slipped off. Luckily, Kurogane had lightning-fast reflexes and was able to catch him before he hurt himself. Fai laughed apologetically.

"Oops, sorry about that, Kuropin!" he grimaced. "Thanks for catching me…Are you hurt?"

"No," Kurogane replied quickly. "Are you?"

"Nope, but I did manage to get the apple I was reaching for!" he said proudly, holding up the apple for him to see. He took a big bite.

"Jeez, be more careful, idiot," Kurogane grumbled. Instead of pushing Fai away, however, he held him close and began stroking the blond's hair absentmindedly.

"Wow, this apple is so yummy!" Fai gasped, licking sweet juice from the fruit's exposed inner flesh before it could drip down his arm. "Try some, Kuropuu!"

He held it up to Kurogane's lips and the prince grudgingly took a bite.

"How is it?" the smaller boy asked.

"Hmph. I guess it's not completely disgusting," Kurogane admitted.

"What do you mean?!" Fai yelped. "It's amazing! How can you not love it?!"

Kurogane shrugged. "I told you before that I don't like sweet stuff."

Fai took another bite of the apple, pouting at him cutely. After a moment, his expression became a bit more serious. "You're looking upset again, Kuronpyu," he cooed, nuzzling his cheek against the prince's shirt. "Now can you tell me what's wrong?"

Kurogane looked down at him, an eyebrow raised. It struck him as odd that Fai would be so quick to ask him what was wrong when it was a question that he himself avoided like the plague. Fai caught the surprise on Kurogane's face and felt the need to explain himself.

"If something is worrying you or making you sad, Kurochan, I'd like it if you'd tell me about it," he urged with a small smile. "Even if there's nothing I can do to help, it'll make you feel better to talk about your problems, I think. Keeping that kind of thing all to yourself…can be really lonely and painful…"

Kurogane almost gave him a sardonic smirk as he said that; Fai had no idea that by saying this he was backing himself into a corner. The prince met his eyes, his own deadly serious.

"Who did you see in that jail cell last night?"

Whatever Fai had expected him to say, it couldn't have been any more obvious to Kurogane that that wasn't it; he was so startled by the question that he even jumped a little. After looking lost for a second or two, Fai slipped his smile back on, trying to make up for his moment of surprise. But even as he began to hesitantly open his mouth to reply, Kurogane could tell by his expression that he wasn't going to give him a real answer so he cut him off.

"Ever since we visited the prison last night, you've looked like you were hurting really bad. It's even worse than it was when you first came here. Most of the time, you're not even completely with me, like you're too busy thinking about something else. I hate it!"

It seemed to take Fai a bit longer than usual to process his words, as if he was having trouble swallowing them. When he finally spoke, he did so with a pained smile on his face.

"I already told you, Kurosama; it just looked like an old friend of mine. Even if it turned out to be someone else, it still hurt to imagine him being in that situation. Especially since I don't know where he is now…"

Kurogane closed his eyes. As much as he loved Fai, he still had very little tolerance for his lies. In fact, now that they had officially confessed their feelings for each other, he found that he had even less patience for them. With difficulty, the prince reigned in his temper and opened his eyes again.

"Know what I hate almost as much as I hate watching you hurting?" he growled. "You lying to me. Don't even bother doing it; I can tell, and it really pisses me off."

"But I…" he began timidly.

"What?" Kurogane interrupted again bitterly. "You didn't want to talk about your problems? Didn't you just say that telling someone about things that are bothering you will make you feel better? If you really believe that then start talking."

"My problems… are so big and ugly," Fai said in a voice that was barely more than a whisper, his head bowed in shame. "It wouldn't…be right for me to unload them onto you…"

"You trying to say that you think I can't handle them?" the prince retorted angrily. "You think you can carry them around all by yourself but I'm not even strong enough to help you?"

"No!" Fai interjected loudly. Once he was sure that he had put a stop to Kurogane's rant, he continued at a more normal volume. "I'm not saying that at all. What I'm saying is that I…I love it when you look at me with love in your eyes. I love it when you're holding my hand and your face gets all red because you're shy about your feelings… If I told you who was in that jail cell and why… if I told you about the things that I've done… if you knew what I really am…I'm so afraid that you'd think I was disgusting, that you'd start to hate me, and I…I'd never get to experience those things ever again."

He reached out his arms as if to hug Kurogane but then seemed to lose his nerve and lowered them again. His slender body was trembling just as it had the previous night, his breathing slightly ragged. When Kurogane saw him hurriedly wipe his eyes on his sleeve, he suddenly felt all his anger melting away in spite of himself. Nervously, he pulled Fai close and began to stroke his hair again soothingly. Fai sniffled as he hugged him back, taking deep breaths to help calm himself.

"You don't have to tell me those things now if you're not ready," Kurogane said quietly. "But at least tell me something about your life before I met you. I can't stand liking someone so much and not knowing anything about them. That's not how this kind of thing is supposed to work."

Fai was silent, suddenly realizing how much his refusal to confide in him was probably hurting the prince, even if Kurogane was pretty good at hiding it. He could tell by the way Kurogane looked at him, the way his voice sounded when he talked to him, the way he was so gentle when he touched him that Kurogane really, truly loved him. Kurogane would do anything for him, give anything for him. Fai owed it to him to share something of himself with the one he loved. It still scared him, though, when it crossed his mind that he loved Kurogane. That was part of the reason why he couldn't make himself look at him when he next spoke.

"Do you remember that story I told you last night about…about the twin princes?" he asked in a choked voice.

"Yeah," Kurogane said, running over the details of the story in his head to refresh them.

"That story…It's m-my story… I was one of the p-princes…"

Kurogane's eyes widened in shock. He hadn't thought much of the story when Fai had first told it to him but now that he knew that those events were real, that they had happened to Fai, suddenly it struck him much harder. No wonder Fai had left him hanging at the end; it was still being played out.

"S-sorry," Fai breathed.

Kurogane hugged him tighter. "What the hell are you apologizing for, you idiot? Don't just say 'sorry' for no reason."

"Sorry," Fai repeated faintly.

The prince frowned thoughtfully down at the top of the blond's head as Fai nuzzled shakily against him. Even though he had answered one of his questions, a thousand more sprung up to replace it, but he choked them back down for the time being. He knew it must have taken a lot of courage for Fai to tell him that story and he could tell that he was afraid that even these details would cause Kurogane's affection towards him to wane. Kurogane snorted and rolled his eyes in disbelief before pressing a kiss to the top of Fai's head.

"That wasn't so hard, was it?" he said gruffly, though he really was thankful for what Fai had told him. "And guess what."

"Wh-what?" Fai stammered.

Kurogane lifted his chin, forcing him to meet his eyes. "I don't even hate you for it."

Fai let out a little sigh of relief as the prince leaned forward to kiss his lips. Words could not express how glad he was for that.

"But," Kurogane said sternly once they had pulled apart, "that doesn't mean you're off the hook."

Fai wiped his eyes again and looked at him nervously. "For what?"

"For telling all those entertainer jerks about us," he groused, his cheeks turning pink at the memory.

Fai looked relieved again and an apologetic smile spread across his face. "Ah, so you were serious about keeping that a secret?"

"Hmph!" Kurogane huffed, folding his arms as he blushed more deeply. "What the hell do you think?!"

"I'm sorry!" Fai laughed. "I'm just so happy and excited about being together with Kurochii that I couldn't help it! I want to tell everyone!"

"Well, don't!" the prince warned. "People are going to think we're messed up or something!"

"Hmm? You mean you don't want me to climb to the top of this tree…" Fai scampered out of Kurogane's lap and up into the tree branches, "and shout as loud as I can that KUROSAMA AND I ARE IN LOVE-LOVE!!"

"IDIOT!!" Kurogane snapped, his face burning crimson. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY THAT!!"

"And I suppose you'll also want to keep it a secret that KUROPYON AND I ALREADY KISSED LOTS OF TIMES!!" Fai declared at the top of his lungs.

"BASTARD!!" the prince roared. "JUST WAIT TILL I GET UP THERE!! I'LL KILL YOU!!"


A/N: This was meant more as a transitional chapter, so that's why nothing really important happened. I just wanted to show their relationship in a time of relaxation before the drama and angst that I'm planning for the next chapter. Just keeping it in the spirit of the actual series! I think the next chapter is where the plot will start to pick up and we'll see Fei Wong's Super-Duper Plan of Wank and Destruction and Evil finally put into action. Stay tuned!