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Lea- Yep
Me- MOTHER OF GOLATHA! When did you get here!?
Lea- *shrugs* A few minutes ago.
Me- Dang, you got some ninja moves there, gurl.
Lea- Also, what's up with you these days? You haven't publish a chapter in your rewrite amd you looked too exhausted.
Me- School's becoming more chaotic, kids and teachers screamin their heads off, lack of electric fans. I swear, I really need to transfer... *mutters"
Lea- Geez, high school is really a pain. Everyone! Thanks for supporting our dear Authoress, please continue giving reviews/faves/follows to this story.
Me- I don't own anything. I only own Leanne!
Chapter 5 - I'm Disguising? Hey, There's My Glasses!
Two days had passed after the Turtle incident, my friends and I headed to Aru Village, we looked around and noticed that the place looks like a ghost town.
I jumped off of Nimbus and carefully landed on the ground. If I remembered correctly, the villagers are just hiding because of Oolong.
I shivered a bit. Since I'm in Dragon ball world and this is the part where we'll meet the shapeshifter pig, does this mean I'm going to take Goku's place?
"—Maybe this place has been deserted?"
I shook away my thoughts, "No." I stepped in with a grin, "it's not deserted."
"Yeah, people are here. I can feel it," Goku stared at the houses.
"Are you sure, guys? It seems like an old ghost town to me," she said.
He and the Nimbus moved, "Yeah, I'm positive."
"The people here are just hiding," I grinned and walked around.
"If you guys say so,"
We started to check for villagers, but nobody would come out of their houses. Goku jumped down from his cloud and knocked on a door that says 'Sherman Priest'.
Yep, it was no doubt about it.
"I hope they're not in some sort of trouble," Bulma said in concern.
I watched Goku puffed up and threw his fist at the door. Bulma stared numbly in shock while he opened the door. I, for one, was just smiling like a maniac
"Oh yeah! That did the trick," he said.
"Ever heard of using the handle?"
I stayed beside Bulma once my friends checked inside. It was dark, so it's hard to see.
My eyes widened when I saw glints from the corner, a man jumped out with an axe and he attacked Goku with his weapon.
The blade hit the Saiyan's head dead-on and it quickly shattered. Goku held his newly formed bump on his head, yelling in pain. Bulma screamed and I covered my smiling, giggling mouth.
I feel like Eclipsa now.
"Oh no! It's just as I feared," the man in glasses stammered, "I should've known." he dropped the axe stick.
My Saiyan friend glared at him, "What d'you do that for? That didn't tickle, you know!" he held out his power pole
I was going to calm my friend down, but the man clasped his hands together and bowed his head. Hmm... What's his daughter's name again?
"Oh please, forgive me, Mr. Oolong. I know it was foolish of me to attack you, but I would rather die to lose my daughter." he said, "please don't take her. I'll do anything!"
My two friends looked at the man in confusion while I rubbed my chin in thought, "Hey, I think you've got me mixed up with someone. My name's Goku." he corrected.
I think her name starts with a 'P'? Pokawaka?
"It's not him, dad." the girl said to her shocked father.
I snapped my fingers. Oh, I remember. Her name is Pocawatha.
After that, most of the villagers went out of their houses and they crowded the old father's door to see us.
While Pocawatha treated Goku's bump, I began to ignore Bulma's scoldings to Sherman Priest. I was too focused on my phone to even pay attention to them. I delete some photos that I don't care anymore and decided to write some more stories in my documents. If only they knew that Oolong is just a harmless pig.
"—So tell us, why do you three come here anyway?"
I saved my document and hid my phone in my pocket.
"I'll show you," Bulma said and unzipped her bag, "let see... There it is. We came here to find a ball that matches this one." she gave the Dragon Ball to Sherman Priest.
"Strange," he examined the gem, "yes... It's very beautiful, but I've never seen anything like it."
"Well, I have."
I turned to see an old woman who stepped in, "Young lady, I have the matching one."
"I knew there was one here," the blunette smiled.
"Well, what d'you know. How 'bout that," Sherman Priest stared at the old woman in surprise.
I bowed to the old woman, "May we please see it, miss?" I asked.
She nodded with an approving hum, she rummaged in her pocket and took out a Dragon Ball.
Bulma's eyes brightened, "Yeah, the sixth-star ball."
"Wow, would you give it to us?"
"I'm not going to give this ball away. It's been in my family for generations," the old woman said.
I shoved my hands in my pockets and looked at the old woman, "How about this, ma'am. Will you give us the ball if my friends and I get rid of Oolong, return your daughters, and turn your village into a peaceful place again?" I offered.
"By yourselves?" they said in shock.
"Now listen," the old woman stared, "I may be old, but I'm not gullible. How can you three defeat Oolong?"
I smirked. She reminds me of my grandmother back home.
"Well, Lea, Goku and I are quite a team, right?" she stared at our little Saiyan, who is now touching the lower part of the old woman.
Oh man, Goku. I facepalmed and Bulma did the signature anime-fall, I shook my head and sweatdropped.
"So you're a girl, aren't you?" he pointed.
"Huh? What a randy boy," the old woman blushed and held her cheeks.
Bulma punched Goku's head with amazing speed, causing me to stare in awe.
How did she get there so fast?
"Are you crazy?! Please stop doing that, ugh!" she growled.
"Do you really think that you three have a chance to beat Oolong, miss?" a random person asked in a British accent
Ooh, people we got some British alert!
"Yeah, I think we have a good chance. Lea and Goku are on the puny side, but they sure pack a wallop. Don't you, guys?"
We gave her an uneasy look while she introduced herself. Did Bulma think I'm strong as Goku because I blocked the bear's attack not too long ago?
Sherman Priest started apologizing to Goku for hitting him, my friend easily forgave him and suddenly some people pleaded and told some legend to us. I sweatdropped when an American-Indian man held my friend's hand, even mine and started saying to us in a horrible Cherokee accent.
Bulma chuckled, "I just thought of a great way to trap Oolong."
Why... Just why?
I came out wearing Pocawatha's pink outfit with an ugly polka-dot scarf around my head.
I hate pink. It should be burned or forever banished from the world of colors.
"Alright, kid! You would be totally charming if you smile more," Bulma grinned.
I crossed my arms and gave her a death glare. The pink dress I wore reached to my ankles, I'm kind of surprised that I almost reached Pocawatha's height.
"Why do I have to disguise as Pocawatha? Why can't Goku take my place?" I hissed.
"Sorry, kid, but it will be more convincing if it's you since you're a girl." she said cheekily.
"But I got a freakish deep voice that almost sounds like a boy! Are you really serious about me doing this?"
"Positive," she winked, "besides, just change your voice into a high one. You are a girl, aren't you?" she smirked.
I growled and furiously glared at Bulma. That's it, I change my mind. Bulma is not my favorite female character anymore.
"Wow, Lea, you look pretty and cute in my clothes." Pocawatha smiled.
I froze and blushed. I slowly turned to her with a stutter, "R-Really?"
She nodded cheerfully, "Yeah, you actually do. Am I right, Goku?" she nudged my friend's side.
Goku nodded, "Yep." he smiled widely.
I choked and felt my insides screaming. I growled in embarrassment and covered my face, causing them to laugh. After that, Bulma started to tell me the plan; however, it's kind of different since Goku will follow me once Oolong thinks I'm Pocawatha.
The place started shaking and the others stared in fright. I remained calm along with Goku while a random man came in the house telling us that Oolong arrived.
"Good job, now try to make sure that everyone gets to their houses safely." she ordered.
The man nodded and ran away to do the job, I stood beside Bulma with Goku behind me.
"Okay, now it's up to you. Good luck," the scientist gave me a thumbs up.
"Since you're the brains in this outfit, you are going to help me, right?" I said in a low voice.
She pushed me outside and grabbed Goku with her inside. She closed the door and I could see her blue eyes at the hole that my friend made.
"We'll be right here rootin' for you, Lea. All right, it's showtime. Don't let him get a good look on your face and remember," she reminded, "smile."
"Next time, I'm making the plans." I hissed and hid my colored hair in my scarf. I made sure to cover my face well, so Oolong won't tell.
I looked down and held my hands together. I hear heavy footsteps heading towards me and I saw a red monster clad with white clothes, holding a bouquet.
"I've come for you, buttercup! I brought you some flowers, I hope you like them, sweetheart."
I shivered in disgust. I coughed to make my voice higher, "Oh thank you, I love flowers."
Damn, I almost sound like Elizabeth in Black Butler.
"You look like you put on some weight," Oolong commented.
I normally don't get mad for being called fat or overweight, since it's true after all. When I was sixteen, I weigh about sixty-five kilos despite my short height.
"Well, look who's talking." I smirked, deciding to copy what Goku said in the episode.
"You scamp! A little feisty today, aren't we?"
I can hear Bulma growling, "Lea, where d'you learn how to act? If you don't shape up, you're gonna blow this thing big time." she whispered.
I rolled my eyes, "Woman, can't you relax. I know what I'm doing."
Oolong hummed, "That's good, I like 'em feisty." He held up a rock n roll sign.
I sweatdropped. Okay, now what did Goku do last time? Oh yeah.
I faked myself trembling, causing Oolong to notice.
"What? You're trembling," he said, "well. I get my feelings hurt if girls are scared of me. No more, that's it!"
I can hear Bulma screamed and I watched Oolong 'poofed', turning into a sparkly, rich guy.
"What the frikin hell?" I thought with disgust.
He did a 'Sebastian' bow at me, "What do you think of this? Suave, debonair, handsome. If you don't like it, I can always change into something else." he said.
I stared and shivered in disgust. Well, this is what I get since I always wanted to be in Dragon Ball. Bulma opened the door, revealing herself to Oolong.
I see hearts in her eyes even her background.
"Hi there, handsome. My name is Bulma," she flirted.
"Gah!" I fell in anime style.
Bulma started to seduce the shapeshifter. My eye kept twitching and I remembered that I skipped this scene multiple times every time I watch Dragon Ball. I forgot how low her standards are.
I can see Oolong struggling who to pick, I took the pleasure to walk away and remove the scarf over my head. I sighed. That was too exhausting, I'm too lazy for my own good.
"I hope the pig will get a good beating," I mumbled and stretched my arms.
"You're not Pocawatha!"
I jumped and turned. Wait, this wasn't supposed to happen.
He stared at me furiously, "If there is one thing I cannot tolerate it's deception!"
He yelled loudly and poofed into a giant bull.
I held my hips in amusement.
"Hmm... what a big cow," I said and tilted my head.
"I'm not a cow, I'm a bull. Can't you tell the difference and I'm a pretty mean one too," he growled at me.
I scoffed, "What is with the horrible accents these days?" I muttered, still unfazed at Oolong being a giant bull.
Bulma ran inside and I blankly stared at the pig in disguise.
"Say your prayers, chica. Your time has come," he puffed, "you reach the end of the road, muchacha."
I hummed and tilted my head, my eyes widened when Goku appeared and hid me behind his back.
"What in the world? Go-chan," I gasped when I saw a serious look on his face.
"You should go inside now, Lea. I'll take it from here," he whispered lowly.
I blinked, "Are you sure?"
I touched his arm and he nodded. He gently removed my hand from his arm, "Yeah, just go inside with Bulma. You'll be safer," he reasoned.
I didn't protest, I nodded and went inside.
A day later, they were now riding in a speedboat in the river with Oolong. Leanne at beside Bulma while Goku and the pig sat in the back.
"It was a good idea to travel down this river," Bulma said.
"That's great, but why is Oolong is coming with us?" Goku stared at the pig beside him.
"I think she got a thing for me, kid." Oolong replied.
Bulma turned her attention to them, "I thought Oolong's special powers might come in handy," she answered, "that's why he's coming along."
"Hey, what do you mean? Are you trying to say I'm not your type?" Oolong glared.
The scientist ignored his look, "Exactly, I'm looking for tall, dark, and handsome." she said.
Leanne silently chuckled at this. It sounded like a perfect description of Vegeta except the 'tall' part. She snorted and covered her mouth, giggling under her breath.
"Lea, why are you laughing?" the scientist asked.
The little girl waved her hand, "N-Nothing. I j-just remembered something funny." she giggled.
Bulma gave her a strange look and shrugged it off.
"Just give it time, honey. I'm your man," Oolong told the blunette.
Leanne rolled her eyes and still smiled. She brought out her earphones and listened to her music in her phone. Bulma won't notice her smartphone since she kept it in her jacket's secret pocket.
She then heard yelling behind her, Leanne sighed and raised the volume on her phone. Soon after, she saw Oolong turned into a fish. Bulma stopped the boat quickly and the little girl's heart almost exploded when the scientist did that.
"Don't worry, guys. I'll get him," Goku said and stripped off his clothes.
"Careful," Bulma said before the young Saiyan dived into the river.
"You okay, Lea?" the blunette asked, seeing the girl's frightened expression.
"Y-Yeah, j-just warn me next time, k?" she smiled shakily
"Is this your first time on a speedboat?"
"Y-Yeah,"
"Don't worry, you'll get used to it, kiddo." she patted her head.
Leanne nodded and stared at the water. Yesterday was really strange, she never thought that Goku would go in front of her and protect her from Oolong. It was strange and so unlike him. The girl never showed any signs of fear or asking someone for help, she was calm when she faced Oolong. So it was no reason for him to step in.
SPLASH~
"I lost him, guys." Goku appeared.
The little girl rubbed her chin in thought, "Well, if you want to catch a fish. You got to use the right bait." she repeated Kuya Bon's words, reminiscing they went fishing once.
Bulma nodded at the girl's answer, "Like this."
The scientist took out a white underwear. Leanne squinted her eyes if it's Bulma's or hers.
"Are those mine?"
"Nah, they're mine actually."
Goku stared at the scientist who stick her underwear on the hook, "You think that he'll bite that?"
"If I know Oolong, he will." the blunette smirked and threw her fishing line in the water.
Leanne and Goku blinked while they watched.
"I think I got a nibble," the string tugged a bit and Bulma didn't waste time to pull her rod, "yeah! Grab him, guys!"
Goku caught Oolong easily, the two kids stared at the pig who is breathing in a fast pace.
"Hey, what do you know. He bit your shorts," the young Saiyan commented.
"Hey, why is the food all gone? Did you make a pig out of yourself?" Goku turned to Oolong with a spoon and fork.
I raised my eyebrows at this. Where did he get those?
"Unfortunate choice of words," he commented, "but the great outdoors do make me hungry."
"Yeah right," I scoffed silently.
My eyes widened when I saw Bulma taking out a yellow, ball-shaped, pill from her pocket.
Wait, is that what I think it is?
She held out the pill in front of Oolong, "Here, take this special vitamin. It will fill you up and give you some strength."
"It doesn't look like much," he took the pill, "but I'll try it."
He ate the pill and I covered my smiling mouth like Eclipsa in SVTFOE.
"It's made from all natural ingredients, it's very good for you." she explained.
"Bulma-oneechan, you sly vixen!" I mentally laughed.
"I just hope you health nuts don't eat pork," Oolong crossed his arms as he chewed the pill.
Bulma chuckled slyly and I started to smile like a maniac. Goku started to ask her if he could have one, but the blunette told him that the pill was the last one. My heart softened, seeing his hungry look, I feel like a mother again.
Suddenly the boat slowed down.
"That's great," Bulma said, "we're out of gas."
"It's that sort of like 'being out of food'?" my friend stared.
"Very good, that's exactly like. Goku,"
"Then let's just feed the boat," he suggested.
Bulma turned to Oolong and asked him if he could turn into a gas tank. However, he can't cause it's like we're gonna kill him if we do that. Soon she asked him if he could turn into a paddle to help us get to the shore.
"I'll be glad to be handled by a girl like you, Bulma." he stood up on his seat and striked a pose, "showtime!"
He poofed and turned into a paddle. Bulma gave Goku 'Oolong the paddle' to him and taught him how to use it. I smirked hearing Oolong's disappointed groan and his yells when he was used by my Saiyan friend.
"This is fun!" he smiled.
I giggled and we finally got to the shore. Goku tied a rope on the tree to keep the boat floating away and told us he needs to pee.
"Don't be gone long," we yelled.
He walked away and pulled down his pants.
"Goku!" Bulma complained, "really, that kid." she sighed while she got out of the boat.
I followed. Once we stepped on the ground, I chuckled and patted her arm.
"Give him a rest, Bulma-onee-chan. He's just a child who has a lot to learn," I smiled.
She rolled her eyes, "I swear, you act like a mother to him."
I laughed at this and we approached Oolong.
"Well, it's too bad we couldn't get to Fire Mountain." he grinned cheerily.
I held my hips, "Sorry to disappoint you, Mr. Porker, but we're there already."
"But its crazy to go there," he protested, "it's way too dangerous!"
Bulma rummaged her pocket and stared in shock. Oolong noticed too and looked at her curiously.
"Onee-chan, what's wrong?" I asked her softly as I can.
"M-My DynoCaps are missing... No," she suddenly screamed and went beside Goku.
I covered my ears.
"We're trapped in a wasteland without a way to get out!" she yelled and went to Oolong blaming him.
He protested and Bulma went back beside Goku shrieking. I never know how on earth did she lost her capsules, but I don't care. I prefer this payback for making me disguise as Pocawatha.
Hockey pie, that is some scream she has.
"Bulma, what's the matter? Why are you so upset," Goku questioned her.
She dramatically knelt, "You don't understand. Without the DynoCaps, we're stuck here. No boats, no bikes, nothing! Nada!"
I sighed, "Oh dear." I mumbled and rubbed my temple, "this could take a while."
"But why can't you just walk, Bulma?"
"That's easy for you to say. You can ride on the Flying Nimbus!" she yelled.
I noticed Oolong escaping and decided to leave him be. They can handle it.
"Well, why don't you ask Oolong to change into a motorbike and ride him out of here?"
I stared at Goku in shock. That isn't a bad idea.
"That's a great idea, Goku. I'm glad I thought of it," she said.
I rolled my eyes at her arrogance and pride. No wonder she and Vegeta got together, they're perfect for each other. Arrogant, prideful, and so annoying.
Yes, I confess. I also find Vegeta annoying. Come on, who doesn't when he always keep saying he has to defeat Goku a million times?
Bulma started to call Oolong and noticed he was gone.
"Aahh! He ditched us," she yelled.
Goku assured her that he'll find the pig and flew away.
"Ah! Bulma-nee-chan, I hope you won't mind me calling you that." I spoke up, "it's just, I like calling people who are older than me 'big sister' or 'big brother'."
She looked at me with wide eyes and nodded, "Sure, kid."
After five minutes, Goku came back saying he couldn't find the pig.
Bulma growled and clenched her fists, "I knew I couldn't trust him." she stood up straight and shouted 'Piggy'.
Goku and I stared and soon we heard Oolong's scream, Bulma continued shouting and started to explain the pill's effects to him.
"You're not going anywhere," she held her hips with a proud look, "guess I got you under my power now, little piggy!"
I turned and saw Goku took his power pole out and got into a defense position, "You're a witch, you cast a spell on Oolong. Admit it!" he accused.
I sweatdropped and groaned, "Go-chan, darling, if Bulma-onee-chan is a witch, she won't need the Dragon Balls to make her wish."
She grinned, "That's right, Goku, don't be so naive. That pill was a little bit of Science to control cowards like—"
"Cheap shot," Oolong cut in and walked out the bush with a toilet paper in hand. "Lucky me, I brought some toilet paper along." he groaned.
The scientist crossed her arms to her chest, "So, I trust my little pill will keep you in line?"
"Yeah, I'll..." he started to mutter things under his breath.
Goku and I approached him, "I guess this kind of stuff wouldn't happen if you acted nicer." my friend said.
I nodded with a smile.
"I can still take it, kid!" the pig exclaimed.
We both giggled, "Oh really?" I sang slyly.
"Piggy, piggy, piggy~" Goku chanted, "piggy!"
Oolong's face turned into shock while his eyes widened and held his bottom in pain. He ran to the bushes again and took a dump there, causing us to cover our noses and laugh at the poor pig.
"I'll get you for this!" he growled and used up his toilet paper.
All of us walked into the desert, Bulma and Oolong lagged behind while Goku and I are ahead of them.
I wasn't affected by the heat too much, since I grew up in the Philippines. My home country can be really hot like the desert since it's a tropical country.
We stopped and turned to the others, "I gave up riding my cloud to walk with you two, so try to keep up."
"You're not a city kid, Goku, you're used to the wilderness. I'm not," Bulma explained, "I should be pampered. My gosh, look at this place."
"Yeah, something's not right. I'm getting the feeling we're being watched. It's giving me the creeps," Oolong stared uneasily.
The scientist dropped her stick and sat on the ground, "I can't stand it! I'm going crazy."
I sighed deeply, "Are you giving up?" I pinched the bridge of my nose and rubbed my temple.
"No, yes, maybe, I don't know!" she looked down.
I jumped when she suddenly screamed, "I wanna bath! I need air conditioning! I don't wanna be stranded in the desert without a boyfriend or my DynoCaps anymore!"
"Her passion for self-centeredness inspires even me," the pig blankly commented.
"You sure are strange, Oolong." Goku told him.
I stared in shock at the blue-haired woman, who is now lying under the shade.
Did that idiotic scientist... just threw a tantrum? Did she really just throw a tantrum at us? My fists clenched and I felt my anger rising through the roof. I was trying my best to be patient for Bulma, but no. She just has to throw a damn tantrum despite being a young woman.
I have never felt so embarrassed, so disrespected in my whole life. It's like she's making us girls look so weak!
"You spoiled, annoying brat! Woman up, won't you?" I yelled and marched at Bulma, "you are one of the most despicable, weak, and pathetic women I have ever met in my life!"
Goku grabbed me before I could beat the heck out of Bulma, "I say we let her rest for a while." he rubbed my arms to soothe me. Which kind of worked.
"Suits me."
Goku and I sat and Oolong laid on the sand. I scoffed and rummaged through my bag, I was able to find my food savings.
After helping Turtle get back to the ocean, I found out that everything I need to survive is all in my backpack. I was grateful that my bag is a hammerspace, it made it easier for me to carry all the time since it weighs like a feather.
"I'm hungry," Oolong groaned.
I took a chocolate bar in my bag and threw it on his head along with the bottle of water.
"Ow! What the heck?" he saw the chocolate and a bottle on the ground, he gave me a stunned look.
I ignored him, "Eat it." I said and turned to Goku, "no need to find food, sweetie. I got some food here that I've been saving."
"You sneaky brat! Why didn't you say so earlier?" the pig shouted behind me.
I shrugged, "you never asked. Also, unlike you gourmands, I was only doing what is right. I saved up this food for emergencies only. Now eat your chocolate and drink your water right now, mister, or else I'll take it from you!" I threatened with a growl.
He yelped at my threat and ate his chocolate bar immediately before drinking his water. I scowled and took out some sandwiches and a large bottle of water.
"Here," I gave Goku three sandwiches. "I'm sorry that I can't give you more, I have to save more for the journey."
He smiled, "It's okay. You were only doing what is right."
I smiled back and hugged him. Dang it, why can't my step-siblings be like Goku? He hugged me back and we ate our food together. After a few minutes, I gave Goku half of my water.
"Hey guys, look at that. I think I heard something," Oolong turned.
I blinked, we turned our heads and saw a dust cloud in the distance.
"What is it?" Goku asked and gave me the empty bottle.
"I don't know," the pig said, "but it ain't no camel, kid."
I knew it was Yamcha and Puar in a hoverbike, but it's such a pain in the butt for me to not see at far places. They are all such a blur. I can clearly see things that is about six or seven feet away from me, but eleven feet or twelve is blurry for my vision. Ah, the curse of being nearsighted.
Wait, did I even try to find my glasses in my bag? I think not, maybe I should checked them later.
"Greetings,"
I looked up to see Yamcha, he hopped off of his hoverbike and he stood tall and confident.
"What a weakling," I thought, "he can't stand proud and confident if he doesn't overcome his Gynaphobia." I rubbed my nose.
"I' am Yamcha," he introduced, "I' am master of the lands you trespassed upon."
I gasped when Puar jumped out.
"It's my land too," he squeaked.
I choked, "Aaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy, hahahahaha! Kawaii! Hontoni kawaii desu!~" I squealed interally.
My thoughts were cut off when Yamcha spoke up, "You needn't to fear me, just hand over some money or any DynoCaps you may have and I will let you pass in peace." he offered.
The pig started pointing Puar and saying that they went to Shapeshifting Academy together. I silently listened to Puar explaining to Yamcha that he was a victim of bullying by Oolong back then and it didn't take long for the desert bandit to fight with Goku.
I decided to hide where Bulma slept and rummaged my bag. Now where are my glasses?
I jumped when I hear a crash. Guess the food I gave to Goku wasn't really enough.
Anyway, back to searching my glasses.
"Now where is it?" I muttered and ignored the fight that is happening.
I can't interfere too much, if I made one huge mistake that could totally change this timeline. We're all toast.
"That means I can't fall in love with the characters here. Hmm," I thought deeply.
All of the guys are mostly taken and are not my type, so that means I'm single until my dying days.
"Ah, walang Porebear talaga." I giggled at the thought.
My eyes brightened when I found a familiar case in my bag, "There it is!"
I took out a black case that has my glasses in it. I opened it and it revealed my indigo, Kam Dhillon 3040.
"My darling," I purred, I quickly put on my glasses.
Yay, I can see so clearer now.
I kept my case in my bag and I heard Bulma groaning and Yamcha yelling furiously. She sat up and rubbed her eye.
"Gee wiz, you guys, what's with all the screaming about?" she grumbled.
I managed to take out my phone and tapped the camera icon in a second. I pressed the record button and filmed the whole thing.
"It's showtime, baby!" I imitated Jim Carrey and wiggled my brows.
Yamcha frozed when he saw Bulma, I can tell that he's staring at her with a sparkly heart background. Man, I really need my laptop to edit this vid.
I decided to have fun and voiced out Yamcha's thoughts. It took every fiber being in me to not laugh doing this.
I cleared my throat, "Ahem. I will now voice out Yamcha's deepest thoughts, ladies and gentlemen." I said to my camera.
I smiled widely, "oh, she's so gorgeous! I feel so weak now, do I look good? Wait, I'm afraid of pretty women, so I must ran away. Puar, you know I'm weak against such beautiful women." I melodramatically dubbed.
Yamcha left with his hoverbike with Puar and I soon activated the camera to selfie mode. I gave a peace sign and a big smile, "That's another clip of my crazy life in this world. Tune in next time, folks!"
"Hey, you guys, who was that hunk? He was absolutely dreamy!"
I fell in anime style.
A/N:
Some things you need to know.
Walang Porebear talaga - There is really no such thing as forever. (Change Porebear to forever. I used Porebear since I love the characters in Nameless Komiks in Facebook XD)
Eclipsa - SVTFOE reference (Eclipsa is queen people!)
