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Chapter 10 - Don't Make Her Sneeze!

I smirked and folded my arms while the Nimbus gotten closer. I walked out of the water and ambled towards them.

"Oh, what a pretty house!" Launch said.

I controlled my fangirl feelings and held myself back from hugging her. Launch is too awesome for my own good even her bad side.

"Yeah, I'm still getting used to the pink." Krillin said.

Goku jumped down from the Nimbus, I gave him a hug and ruffle on his head.

"How's your little adventure with Krillin?" I asked with a smile.

"It was kinda fun! Hey, do you know where master is?" he blinked.

I nodded, "Yep, he's in the bathroom taking a poo." I pointed the door with my thumb.

"Ohh, thanks, Lea!" he ran and went inside, yelling for Master Roshi.

I giggled, "So, what's your name, miss?" I turned to Launch with a friendly smile.

She blinked, "My name is Launch, what's yours?"

I held out my hand for her to shake, "Leanne, call me Lea. Nice ta' meet ya', Launch-nee-san."

"Nice to meet you too, Lea-chan."

I mentally squealed when she added my nickname with a 'chan', I always wanted to be called with a Japanese suffix.

I turned my attention to Krillin, "So, did you guys save her from a bunch of cops or something?" I asked and held my hips.

He blinked, "Y-Yeah, we did... except they're fake cops. How did you know?" Krillin said.

I shrugged and turned away from him, "Just a hunch." I raised my arms and sat on the doorsteps.

"Okay?"

I smirked with a chuckle. I just love being mysterious.


Krillin stared the young girl with suspicion. He stopped staring at her when Launch spoke up lbehind him.

"Hey, Krillin. You still haven't told me the reason that I'm here," she said.

He turned and gave her a smile, "Yes, well I'm not really sure myself. Master Roshi is a lonely guy, who likes to think he's a stud."

"That's quite rude to say something like that to your master, Krillin." Leanne commented behind him.

He gave her a scowl and saw her looking at her nails. She averted her brown eyes to him and gave him a playful smirk. Krillin scoffed, turned away, and gave his attention to Launch.

"Anyway..." he started slowly, "back to the main subject, we just need someone to play along and feed his ego."

Launch held her hands close to her face, "Oh, does that means I can hide here while I'm running away?"

He gave her a strange look, "Running a—You mean those guys who were attacking you, pretending to be police officers, so who were they really?" he asked.

The pretty blunette gave him an innocent smile, "They were real policemen."

Krillin stared at her in disbelief. There's no way she could be serious? While the bald child stared at Launch, Leanne chuckled and watched the scene unfold. This will be interesting.

"And why exactly the police would be after you?"

Launch opened her green bag, revealing a huge amount of money. "I can't say for sure, but judging from the money in my bag. I probably held a bank or two?" she said with an unsure expression.

Krillin eyed her funnily while she put the bag down. The blunette held her chin in thought, "Something about a train?"

He laughed, "Oh, right, you're a train robber. You expect me to believe that? You're so silly, Launch" he laughed again and held the back of his head with his hand.

Leanne gave him a brow and crossed her arms closer to her chest. She continued listening to the bald child.

"Robbing trains and stuff is a job for big, strong guys and you're a pretty girl," Krillin said.

The young girl scoffed, "What what you say there, kid. I'll watch my mouth if I were you."

"Lea-chan is right, Krillin." Launch said with her hands on her collarbone, "when I sneeze, I change and terrible things can happen." she giggled.

"You mean like a runny nose?" Krillin said.

"Hi!" Master Roshi yelled over his window nearby.

Krillin and Launch yelped in surprise and the young girl sweatdropped at the perverted old man's attitude. The guy really needs to do something new instead of being so perverted at the girls all the time.

Leanne sat up from her seat and walk inside.

"I think I'm in love!" Master Roshi exclaimed.

"So that's good, right?"

Launch appeared outside the window, staring at the old man with wide eyes.

"Oh my goodness, you frighten me." she told him.

Krillin ran inside, "So, Master Roshi, what do you think of her?"

He ran to his side and began to whisper, "she's been making silly stories about robbing trains, but other than that, she totally fits the bill."

Leanne rolled her eyes while Master Roshi nodded approvingly.

"I'm making you three my students from this day forward!" he declared.

Leanne smiled while the two boys cheered. Soon, her eyes widened.

"Three?" she whispered.

Master Roshi nodded, "Yes, that includes you, Leanne."

"Wait, what? B-But I didn't ask you to teach me," she yelled.

She changed her mind about training under the Turtle Hermit a long time ago. Leanne planned to train by herself since she preferred being alone.

The old man chuckled and the young girl could see a glint on his sunglasses, "That is true."

"So why take me as your student then?"

"I'll tell you my reasons soon," he said, "now then."

He walked outside and greeted Launch. Leanne blanched and stood frozen at his declaration.

Well #$& her...

She numbly trudged to the couch to clear her mind. Leanne lay down and began doing her breathing exercise. Great, she's gonna die on her first training with Master Roshi...

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Gunshots sounded outside, Leanne yelled in surprise and ended up on the floor. She rubbed her forehead and groaned painfully. The young girl sat up and walked up to the window to see what's going on.

Her brown eyes widened and she gaped, Launch (who now has blonde hair) shot the two boys and the old man with her machine gun. She eventually sneezed and turned back to her innocent self.

"Oh my," Launch mumbled.

The trio is on the ground with some smoke coming out behind them (and Lord know how is that possible) while they sat there stunned.

Launch sheepishly rubbed the back of her head, "You see, my other half comes out. She doesn't like pigheaded boys, did she do anything bad to you?"

"Not too bad, Launch. I assure you," Leanne said with a smirk.

The young girl leaned forward while her arms are on the stool of the window. She laughed, once she saw the three with black gunshot marks on them.


After that scenario we had earlier, Master Roshi decided that they'll be moving to another island, so he could properly teach the kids.

"How we're going to get there? We will be in a tight squeeze on the Nimbus Cloud," Goku said to Master Roshi.

The Turtle Hermit took out a capsule, "This will cut it." he pressed the capsule and threw it in the ocean.

It poofed and revealed a speedboat, the others stared in shock while Leanne admired the beautiful vehicle. It was dark green and the speedboat looked well used. Her fingers twitched in anticipation, she wanted to draw that boat.

Leanne forgot to mention that Goku noticed her healed hands earlier and question how did it got healed so fast. She made a small lie, saying it's normal, the Saiyan fell hook, line and sinker, causing the young girl to relax. She didn't want him to know about her eating a gem and how it healed her yet.

Everyone got in the speedboat while Master Roshi spoke up.

"Rule number one," he started the engine, "travel in style."

They sped off and Leanne stared the sea in awe with Goku while Master Roshi spoke to Launch about her sneezing. While she and Goku stared the ocean, the young girl held out her hand and touched the water. She smiled, feeling the coolness and pulled her hand back.

About twenty minutes of driving, the group saw a tropical island ahead. Leanne gaped at the volcano and was reminded by one of her field trips where they visited Mt. Mayon. Once they arrived on the shore, they found a good spot for Master Roshi to put up his house.

"Anyone up for a short martial art lesson before dinner?" Master Roshi said

Krillin bowed, "Of course, master."

Leanne snickered mentally at the bald child's comment. "Kiss up."

"Yes, I find it helps digestion. Hey, where's Goku?" he turned his head left to right.

"Ooh! I know. He said he look around the funny island and he went off with that funny cloud," Launch said.

Leanne sweatdropped, wondering how Goku was able to sneak away like a ninja. She sighed and told the others that she'll be doing a short exploring. While the young girl walked, her eyes focused to the giant volcano afar. Taken by it's beautiful site, she took out her smartphone and took a picture of it.

By then, she started picturing everything that brings out her interest to draw. When Leanne's done, she returned to Kame House just to see the trio behind a rock.

Her eyebrow arched and she eyed the three, "What the heck are you guys doing?"

Krillin coughed, "N-None of your business."

She gave him a small glare at his rudeness while the three walked out from their hiding spot. Leanne ambled towards them and leaned back on the rock.

"Now, let's continue with our fearless training." Master Roshi decided and turned to the three kids, "Krillin, do you have any fighting experience?"

The bald boy nodded and told the hermit that he studied in a temple for eight years. Leanne calculated Krillin's age and found out that he started at the age of five. She wondered what really happened to his parents. It was one of the things she's curious about in the show.

"How about you, Leanne?"

The young girl's eyes blinked and snapped out of her daze, "Umm, I don't have that much experience, master. Sorry..." she said, remembering few of her school fights.

He nodded, "That's alright. Now then, for you boys, I'll skip the lesson about what's a punch or a kick are. Now to teach you boys anything new, I'll test your current ability. You're included as well, Leanne." the hermit eyed the young girl and she nodded.

"Now let's start from over here to, uhh, to that tree. That's about a hundred meters, right?" Master Roshi dug his hand in his pocket, "now where's my stopwatch?"

Krillin stared, "You want us to race?" he said.

"Running is to test your speed and strength. Though, of course, if you're an expert fighter. You shouldn't be the one who has to run away,"

The monk chuckled, "I'll run first, Master Roshi." he held his hips with a cocky look.

"Ooh, confident are ya'?" Master Roshi smirked and leaned a bit.

"Well, you both will see why. I could probably make the olympics if I wanted too," the boy smirked at the two kids.

Leanne gave him a bland look. Yep, he's going to regret it for being all arrogant later.

After that, Master Roshi was beside the tree while Krillin was on his starting point.

"On your mark!"

Krillin knelt down and got into his position.

"Get set!"

Goku and Leanne watched the young monk staring intensely at their teacher.

"Hit it!"

Krillin scrambled to his feet and ran with a determined look, the two kids watched until he reached to Master Roshi. Leanne watched the Turtle Hermit and the young monk talking while Goku stood up and tapped her shoulder.

She blinked and turned her attention to the Saiyan, "What is it, bud?"

"Want to go next?" Goku pointed his thumb behind him.

Leanne shook her head, "You'll go first." she waved her hand.

"Okay," he smiled and turned to Master Roshi's direction. "Yohoo! Can I take a turn at it now?" Goku yelled.

The Turtle Hermit yelled back, "Well, let's not get antsy!" he raised his arm, "now on your mark..."

Goku grinned with a chuckle. He got into a position, but his stance is different compared to Krillin. Leanne smiled and sat back with a relax look.

"Get set... Go!"

The young Saiyan ran with dust trails behind him. Leanne stared in awe, but saw a rip on one of his shoes while Goku. He seemed to noticed too, since he looked down as he ran.

Leanne lay down on the ground and waited. Six minutes later, Goku came back with new shoes on.

"Much better," the little Saiyan jumped. "Okay! I'm ready."

"Go my little man," she drawled and pumped a fist in the air.

"Alright, get on your mark... Get set... Go!"

The young girl sighed and sat up, she leaned back on a nearby rock while Goku ran like a cheetah before arriving to the finish line.

Leanne whistled, "Dang, now that's running!" she grinned.


Krillin stared dumbstruck and Master Roshi saw the seconds on his stopwatch, "Wow... Eight seconds flat." he said.

The young monk fell in shock and slowly got up once Goku approached him.

"Was I fast?" he asked.

Krillin's eyes widened, "W-Who taught you how to run like that?" he stuttered.

"What do you mean? Nobody taught me, that'll be silly."

"Leanne, are you ready?" Master Roshi yelled.

The young girl opened her eyes and stood up, "Yeah." she said loudly enough for him to hear.

Krillin and Goku blinked, the boys turned just to see Leanne with her arms crossed from afar. The Turtle Hermit raised his arm and started.

"Now on your marks,"

Leanne closed her eyes and exhaled.

"Get set..."

She inhaled and opened her eyes, revealing a wild ferocity in them.

"Go!"

The young girl sprinted and ran with everything she got. Her hair fluttered behind her and soon arrived at the finish line.

Master Roshi pressed the stopwatch and looked at the results, "Huh, eight point twenty nine seconds."

Krillin's eyes widened at this while Goku hurried to Leanne's side. She was now kneeling on the ground, breathing heavily while sweat drippled down her chin. Man, she hadn't run like that in a while.

"What's my time, master?" she said.

Master Roshi hummed, "Eight point twenty nine seconds, dear."

Leanne's eyes widened at the results, "R-Really? That's a first..." her pants lightened and she stood up shakily.

"Well, for two young men and one young lady. " Master Roshi started, "you are at the top of your league."

Krillin and Goku smiled while Leanne blandly stared while she sat.

"But it's not good enough," he finished.

The boys' smiles went down and stared at the Turtle Hermit in confusion. Leanne sighed and crossed her arms.

"To be truly great fighters, you must earn to go beyond of normal people and that's no cakewalk." Master Roshi removed his turtle shell and gave Krillin the stopwatch.

"I'll let you be the timekeeper," he told the child.

Krillin took the stopwatch, "Who's time am I keeping?" he asked.

"His/Mine, of course." Leanne and the hermit answered simultaneously, which earned the young girl a curious look from the old man.

He turned around and stretched his neck, "I just hope I'm still in shape." Master Roshi said.

The three kids left and went to the starting point. Goku soon asked their master if he's ready, Leanne grinned and her eyes widened in excitement. She moved away and went to the boys' blind spots and took out her smartphone.

"And... record," she clicked the record button.

Master Roshi threw his turtle shell and smashed the large rock beside the kids. Leanne almost squealed, but managed to hold herself back. She is definitely going to keep filming and show them to her grandkids.

The brunette pressed the save button, "The crazy adventures of Leanne and friends. Nah, that's too shallow." she thought and kept her phone.

"Oh yeah, I'm think I'm ready." the hermit said.

"Okay, then on your mark, get set..."

Master Roshi just stood there, the young girl shivered a bit since it's kind of creepy. She again made a mental note to not mess with incredibly, strong, old men.

"Go!"

In what seems a blink of an eye for Leanne, the Turtle Hermit sped past her and the boys in incredible speed. The kids' mouths slacked open and their eyes were wide.

"That's moving!"

"And awesome," Leanne squealed and cackled like a hyena.

"What's my time?" Master Roshi asked the stunned monk.

Krillin checked the stopwatch, "Five point six seconds..."

The old man went to get his turtle shell and hummed, "Five and six tenths. Not too bad."

The three kids gazed at him in awe, "Can you teach us how to do that?" a particular Saiyan asked.

"What? Throw a turtle shell?" Master Roshi raised a brow.

A few seconds of silence, Leanne cleared her throat and raised a finger.

"He meant the running, master." she said.

"Oh, that. Of course! It's just a matter of solution of surpassing normal human limitations,"

Master Roshi sighed and asked Goku to grab him a brewski; however, the young boy doesn't know what's a brewski is, so Krillin decided to do it. This made the old man sighed and told Goku that he has so much to teach and asked him if the Saiyan was sure he wasn't raised in a bubble. The young boy laughed sheepishly and Leanne giggled.

"I assure you, he wasn't raised in a bubble, master." she chuckled.

Master Roshi began to chuckle too, and the three heard a sneeze in the air.

"Uh oh," Leanne paled and stepped back.

"That's no yawn," he said and took a step back too.

"Slow down, you little pig!"

They saw Launch chasing Krillin with a knife, the trio hid in the bushes and Master Roshi timed the young monk's run.

"How's about I cook you for dinner?" Launch yelled, swinging her deadly kitchen knife.

"Oh, look at that. Krillin ran a hundred meters in eight point eight seconds, that's much better than before."

Leanne sweatdropped at her eccentric teacher and all of them heard a sneeze again. They all sighed in relief.

What a day...


"And that's a brief explanation of how to go beyond your limits. Am I making any sense?" Master Roshi asked.

We nodded.

"Good, then we'll work on applying it tomorrow morning. Now you boys have one more test to perform before we go inside to that wonderful smelling supper," he told them

I tilted my head at his comment. Did he mean Goku and Krillin or did Master made a minor mistake there?

"Are we running?"

"No, it's a different kind of test." the hermit picked a rock and took out a marker.

Man, does everyone here have a hammerspace ability?

"Take a good look of this stone," Master Roshi held out the rock towards us.

I blinked and saw his handwriting on the rock. It was in kanji and I was shocked to find myself understanding the writing. The kanji he wrote means 'Turtle'.

"Have you memorized it?"

"Maybe?" I mumbled.

"I think so..."

"Are you going to eat it?"

I face-fall on the ground and stood up with a sweatdrop.

"What? No, Goku." Master Roshi sighed.

I watched him swing his arm and threw the rock in a far away distance. I whistled and held my hips.

"Oh yeah, still got the old arm."

Krillin guessed that our test is throwing rocks, Goku told our teacher that his training is weird and picked up a stone.

I shook my head, "Don't you guys get it?" I said

They gave me a look, "Get what?" Krillin asked.

I sighed, "The test is not throwing stones, boys. The test is to find Master's stone."

"Correct," Master Roshi nodded.

Ah, great. I have a feeling he's a bit suspicious of me like Bulma. Me and my big cursed mouth.

Goku's eyes went round, "W-Wha'?"

"You mean the one you just threw?" Krillin said in shock.

Our master nodded, "Anyone can throw a stone just like anyone could throw a punch, but to find the stone takes a focused mind and a calm spirit. This is what separate you from the others and so the person who finds it, can keep the stone and the one who doesn't can keep their appetite." he explained.

"You mean... no supper?" the two yelled and shook in terror.

I smirked and stared up the orange sky. Too bad that Launch bought a certain fish for supper.

Soon, Goky and Krillin ran quickly and I jogged after them.

"Wait, Leanne."

I stopped and faced him, "What's wrong, master?"

"I only said the 'boys' will have to do that test, so there's no need for you to find that rock." Master Roshi said.

I nodded, "So am I going to do a different test or..."

"You'll do a different test, of course. Now," he approached me, "I need you to meditate."

"Why?" I asked with a blink.

"You are going to meditate and try to sense my movements," the hermit explained, "I will try attacking while you meditate with your eyes closed. Your job is to dodge my attacks while you clear your mind."

I jawdropped at this. Is he joking? There's no way he could be—Okay, he"s serious as heck.

I smiled crookedly, "O-Okay." I said shakily and sat down.

My mind swirled with panicked emotions, but I started to breathe in and out to calm myself. It took me five minutes to do that once I started to focus on nothing.

"I'm ready," I whispered.

Relaxing my body, I hear something coming my way. I leaned back and I can feel a small breeze of the attack.

"Very good," the hermit said.

I began to feel something coming behind me, I lowered my head and, again, I felt a small breeze. I heard Master Roshi hummed and he told me that I was done. I opened my eyes to see my teacher rubbing his beard with his forefinger and thumb.

"Your senses are impressive, Leanne. You listened to my movements closely and were able to dodge my attacks in time," he told me.

I began to feel embarrassed. I rubbed the side of my neck and looked away, "It was nothing, whenever I meditate at home my step-siblings would always pop out and try to mess with me." I said.

"It's that so? Leanne, how long did you practice meditation and who taught it to you?" He asked and I could feel his piercing gaze behind his sunglasses of his.

I gulped, "I've practiced it for two years, master. Also, my father and his friend are the one who taught me." I answered and rubbed my arm.

"I see... and can I ask you one more question?"

I nodded.

"When you first introduced yourself to me, you told me that your last name is Calio, correct?" Master Roshi stepped forward a bit.

I nodded again and he turned his head, staring at nowhere in thought. "M-Master Roshi?"

He hummed, turned his back on me and walked away. "Wake up at four in the morning, now let's go inside."

I did what he said and followed him.