[A/N]: Okay folks, I wrote this last year and have yet to type it, so now after being sick for two days I have found it and intend to give it to you! Keep in mind this is a LEMON. I'm really no good at writing these but I did my best. There are two in here, one for Itachi and one for Gaara. Warning, Itachi will be a little OOC. Keep in mind this is either the second to last or third to last chapter.

Also, Lacey and I were sitting in Geometry and I asked,

"Should I continue with your part of the story and make it scandalous?"

"I dunno, do you want to?" -Lacey

"I don't really care," -me

"What do the fans want?" -Lacey

"That's not a fair question... they're fangirls," -me (No offense guys, I'm a fangirl too.)

"Well, you want to make your fans happy, don't you?" -Lacey

"Yeah.. but you might slap me.." -me

"No, 'cause the girl in your story isn't me. If it was me I would have killed Sasuke," -Lacey

SO PLEASE DON'T KILL ME MISS LACEY!!!!!

LACEY'S POV

Victoria and I quickly bid the other's goodbye and set out for the Akatsuki. We were there before long and were welcomed by none other than the orange masked ninja.

"Victoria-chan!" Tobi squealed and attacked her. She laughed and they both bounded off to their room. I yawned and trudged to my and Itachi's room. I quickly changed into the comfiest clothes available, stealing Itachi's boxer's in the process. Finally I collapsed on the bed and totally passed out.

MAGGIE'S POV

Gaara let me have a piggyback ride all the way back to Suna since he didn't help me out with Sasuke. I was so tired I fell asleep and woke up several times. The last thing I remember seeing of the outside world was the gate to his house. After I faded back into conciousness I was in a black tank top and some of Gaara's grey boxer's. I frowned, were we...? We were. I felt him behind me and I blushed. Spooning, never really thought I'd do that. His arm was protectively around my waist.

I wriggled a bit to get out of his embrace.

"No," he growled, "Stay." My eyes widened. He was awake! I tried to move again and his grasp tightened.

"Erm, Gaara, I kinda have to pee..." I muttered. He sighed and let me go. I quickly got up went to the bathroom. When I got back, Gaara had disappeared.

LACEY'S POV

I woke up to the bed shifting slightly as someone put weight on it from the left. Since I had sprawled out when I collapsed Itachi had to move me over. I turned to him.

"Itachi?"

"Mm?"

"I... erm.. I'm glad you're back," I muttered and turned my back to him. I felt his hand gently grab me and pull me close. He kissed the back of my neck causing me to blush.

"Itachi, stop," I ordered, "You know you have to marry me first." I could feel his smirk on the back of my neck.

"I'm just kissing you, nothing terri-"

"I can tell you want to though," I countered. I quickly pulled away and sat up. I turned on the bedside lamp and smile at him, "I got a new power while you were away. I can read minds." Itachi raised an eyebrow and huffed.

'Damn telepathic powers...' he thought.

"I heard that," I muttered as I got up. I walked to the door but gasped when he roughly grabbed my wrist. He held out a little black box and stared at me intently.

"Lacey..." he started and flipped open the box, "Will you marry me?" I blushed and looked down. The ring was white gold with three rubies set in the band.

"Uh-um... I.." I stuttered. He took the ring and placed it on my finger. Perfect fit.

"Well?"

"I.. uh... yes," I managed to get out. I soon found myself in Itachi's arms as he raced to the living room where Kisame was snoring loudly. He grabbed the fishy man's foot and drag him to Pein-sama's room. Our leader was in bed with Konan, we had definitly interupted something...

"What?!" Pein-sama shouted.

"Marry us," Itachi demanded, "Kisame, and I guess Konan, are our witnesses."

"Yadda yadda yadda, man and wife, kiss the damn bride," he grumbled and pulled the covers over his head.

"Um... I do?" I said cocking an eyebrow. Itachi gripped my shoulders and pressed his lips against mine. I blushed and gave in.

"Go to the bedroom," he growled, "Now." I nodded and flitted back to our room. Then something clicked. I'm MARRIED! I'm 15, I just had a 2 second wedding that I'm sure didn't really count, the man I love is a murderer and is on his way here to have sex with me, and I'm fairly certain we don't have any protection-

"Lacey..." Itachi breathed my name on the back of my neck. Suddenly... I didn't really care.

MAGGIE'S POV

"Gaara-kun?" I called. Where did he get to? I took a step forward and quickly found myself pressed against the wall.

"Kyaa!" I yelled. Then Gaara's familiar scent came over me. I looked into my attacker's eyes and found it to be him.

"Gaara?" I squeaked. He was panting. Why was he panting?!

"You, okay?" I asked. In a flash his lips were moving against my neck as his hands wandered along my body. My cheeks flushed as a sound escaped my lips. He rubbed my sides up and down and cupped my breasts. He pressed his hips to mine to grind with me.

"Oh God..." I moaned. He suddenly grabbed my waist and threw me on the bed. That's when I couldn't help but give a small smile.

"Finally..."

LACEY'S POV

I don't know how my shirt ended up on the floor, I also don't know how I got pressed against the bed, but it happened. He was pulling off my shorts and went for the underwear. He stopped just before he pulled them down. As if Itachi had just remembered he still had on boxers he ripped them off. He yanked my underwear down to my ankles and I quickly kicked them off. He pulled my legs apart.

"Lacey, are you sure?" he asked. I continued to breathe hard.

"We're married," was my only answer. He kissed me quickly and pushed into me. I winced. It hurt, but not as bad as I'd heard. He kept up a slow pace making my back arch.

"I-Itachi.." I trailed off. He started going faster. The pleasure was builing up in my abdomen causing noises to come through my lips. This seemed to encourage him as he growled into my ear. My hands fisted in the sheets, tearing it easily. My body was now moving with his, meeting his hips.

"A-ah.. Itachi.."

MAGGIE'S POV

By now Gaara had totally stripped. I blushed at his body before my eyes. Sure, we had gotten close a few times, but we were always interupted. He pulled my up by my shirt.

"Take off your clothes," he demanded. I gulped and pulled them off as fast as possible. He picked me up and slung me over his shoulder heading for the bathroom.

"We're gonna take a shower?" I asked. He grabbed my ass and squeezed.

"Eep!!!" Gaara smirked and put me down just outside the bath tub. He started the water and put it on the shower setting. His hungry eyes went over my body as he waited for the correct temperature. At this point I knew Gaara had more self control than me. I couldn't wait any longer. I pounced at him kissing him deeply. He caught me with ease and stepped into the shower. He grabbed my wrists and held them above my head. My legs were already around his waist. He used his body to pin my own against the wall. I moved my tongue with his as he thrust into my body.

Gaara's siblings were still here, I couldn't be too loud. I was so overwhelmed with the pleasure that the pain quickly subsided. He moved his lips to my neck as he started to bite and suck. I bit my lip as he gave me no mercy.

"Oh God.... Gaara...:"

LACEY'S POV

The sheets were in shreds around us. It took everything in me to keep from screaming in pleasure. The pleasure was building for the fourth time now. I couldn't help but keep panting just as Itachi was over me.

Finally my body couldn't take it anymore. I came muttering Itachi's name.

"Lacey," he huffed, "I...I..." I felt him release and try to catch his breath.

"I love you Lacey," he muttered as he pulled out and laid down next to me.

"I love you too, Itachi," I whispered. He pulled me into his arms and kissed my forehead.

"G'night," he yawned.

"Night," I said and quickly fell asleep.

MAGGIE'S POV

I was nearing my climax for the third time. I dug my nails into his back, no doubt drawing blood. He continued thrusting making my back arch forward. My breasts rubbed against him intensifying my own pleasure. Then my body finally betrayed me. My muscles tensed as the wave of ecstasy washed over me.

"G-Gaara..." I moaned as he continued. I knew he was close and soon felt his body give in as well. I blushed at the feeling and growled when he pulled out. After the intense pleasure though I couldn't stand. He held me and carried me out of the shower. He quickly dried me and himself off and laid us down on the bed. He spooned with me again and nuzzled the back of my shoulder. We both passed out.

Dearest Reader,

I, Lacey, Maggie's Beta/Bff/etc... would like to make a comment to you about the content of this chapter. Throughout this story the author has taken some liberties with my character, which I have tolerated because, well, it's her story. But I MUST speak out now, or else you might get the wrond idea about me. So without further ado...

WTFREAKINGH?!!!!?!!! THIS CHARACTER MAY HAVE MY NAME BUT SHE IS SO TOTALLY NOT ME BECAUSE FIRST OF ALL NO WAY WOULD I JUST SIT THERE READING EVERYONE'S STUPID MIND DURING THE BATTLE, I WOULD HAVE KILLED SASUKE AND FED HIS CARCASS TO SOME EARTHWORMS THEN SECOND OF ALL I'M NOT A WHORE AND I AM ABLE TO CONTROL MY EMOTIONS THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND I WOULD HAVE AT LEAST MADE ITACHI WEAR A CONDOM CUZ I DON'T WANT ANY STUPID BABIES AND IF I DID I COULD JUST GO DANCING!!!!!

Thank you.

Love,

Lacey

P.S. If you actually read that whole rant, thank you, you're pretty cool. : )