"What is this about?" Rose asked, sighing as she sat in an arm chair in the living room of the Cullen house.
"No clue." Edward sighed as well. Rose lifted an eyebrow at him.
"They have been blocking me." He grimaced.
"This cannot be anything good then." Bella leaned against Edward.
"Why did Alice call us all here?" Esme asked, as she and Carlisle sat on the couch. Everyone shrugged, and she sighed as well.
"Ladies and Gentlemen." Alice said, stepping infront of them. "Thank you all for coming tonight."
"Uh, Alice, its just past noon..." Rose gestured towards a clock.
"Oh, uh, then, Thank you all for coming this afternoon." Alice smiled at them all. "Let me introduce our entertainment. Mr. Emmett McCarty Cullen." Emmett walked over to her, and bowed. "Emmett shall be doing an interpretive dance." With that, they both walked away.
Alice went to the stereo, as Emmett did some unneeded stretches, to get ready. Alice hit play on the stereo, and a Britney Spears song came on. The first words are 'Tiny Hands', and Emmett is infront of Bella suddenly. He takes her hands in his, and then he nods and points at her when the next lyrics to the song are 'Yes that's you.'
A couple moments later, the song goes 'I smell your breath, It makes me cry.' And Emmett is infront of Edward. He leans in close to him, then falls back, pretending Edward has horrible breath and it is making him cry.
Edward growls when the song gets to the chorus. Emmett runs back and picks up Bella. He cradles her to his chest, and rocks her back and forth, staring lovingly at her as the chorus goes. "Cause without you, How did I get through, All of my days, Without you." Edward leaps up, and steals Bella back away from him, and Emmett moves over to Rose.
"Oh no!" Rose slaps him away when he gets close to her.
Emmett shrugs it off, and then goes over to Alice. He starts dancing around with her as the second verse and final chorus' go. At the words 'So tiny and small.' Jasper sends waves of anger to Alice, making her slap Emmett for implying that was what she was. Emmett goes to pull Esme up to dance with him, but Carlisle glares at him, making him stop in his tracks.
"Why won't you let me express myself!" He wails, then runs up to his bedroom and slams the door.
