"Fi?"

"Yes Michael?"

"I know that we're undercover right now…"

"We are."

"…but do your hands really have to be there?"

"Yes. We're pretending to be a couple."

"I know, but we can be a couple without your hands being where they are."

"Right here?"

"…yes…please put them somewhere else."

"Fine. There. Happy?"

"Yes. Thanks."

"You're welcome."

"What was that for?"

"What was what for?"

"You just kissed me."

"I thought that I heard someone coming around the corner."

"What corner? We're in the middle of a park."

"Details, Michael. Details. You used to be good at being my boyfriend."

"But I'm not."

"We're pretending. That's what pretending means."

"How was that for pretending?"

"Very good. I think you're learning."

"Thank you, and can you please move your hands? That's your final warning."

"What are you going to do about it?"

"I'll take away your key."

"Please. I'll just break in."