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Chapter 14: It's Stag Party Time!
Tommy and Kim's House, Reefside
May 30, 2002
7 pm
Kim was getting dressed in the bedroom while Tommy was with his mother and the twins in the living room.
"Phone numbers are on the fridge, no snacks after 8, and…" Tommy said until his mother stopped him.
"Tommy, relax. I know all this. I've been babysitting them since they were babies, go out with your friends and have a good time," Jan said.
"You're right, Mom. I'm going to have fun tonight, only if Kim would hurry up already," Tommy said.
"Do you really want to sleep in the woods tonight?" Kim called from the bathroom.
"No," Tommy said.
"Then shut up," Kim said back. Ten minutes later she came out of the bathroom in a short pink dress with matching purse and heels.
"Wow, you look amazing," Tommy said.
"Not to you, handsome. I'm going to look amazing for the half naked men I'm going to see tonight."
"Kim…"
"Well, I am. Like you're going to look amazing for those half naked women you're going to see tonight."
"I told the guys no strip clubs."
"Yeah, like Rocky is going to listen to you."
"Would you two stops fighting and go have fun. I'd like some time with my grandchildren, please," Jan said.
"Mom's right. We need to leave, now," Tommy said as two horns honked.
"Those are the limos. Thanks, Jan, for babysitting," Kim said.
"Anytime, honey. Now get out of here!" Jan said as Tommy pulled Kim towards the door. Jan watched as they ran to the limos, Kim getting in one and Tommy getting in another. The limos drove off, leaving Jan to shake her head.
The Green Room, Reefside
8 pm
The girls were seated at a table enjoying some food and drinks, while waiting for the male revue show to start.
"You know, Rocky wasn't too keen on the idea of me seeing a male revue show," Carrie said.
"Tommy wasn't either. I swear his eyes were glowing green in jealousy," Kim said.
"You two shouldn't worry about them. They're probably watching half naked girls sliding up and down a pole right now," Tanya said.
"You're right. If they can do that then we can do what we're doing right now," Carrie said as Aisha ordered shots for the group.
"Andros has no idea what he's getting into tonight. He doesn't know a thing about strip clubs," Ashley said, sipping her drink.
"I'm sure the guys will break him in," Cassie said.
"Like the time they introduced him to drinking. He got so drunk that he was puking his guts out all night, and I didn't get any sleep that night," Ashley said.
"Yeah, me neither. TJ was doing the same thing, and I had to end up cleaning up after him," Cassie said.
"You really trusted him to those guys? I wouldn't have," Tanya said.
"And we paid for our mistakes, believe me," Ashley said.
"Look, the revue's starting!" Carrie said as the lights dimmed and the spotlights started shining on the curtain.
"Welcome, ladies, to the best male revue in Southern California! We have a record eight bachelorettes in the audience tonight, who are retiring to the life of the old ball and chain next weekend. Good luck, ladies, you're going to need it!" The emcee said over the speaker.
"On a brighter note, who's ready to see some hunks tonight?" The emcee said as the audience cheered.
"I can't hear you!"
The audience got even louder.
"That's better! And now, on to the show!" The emcee finished as the curtain lifted to reveal five men wearing white t-shirts and cowboy hats with their heads bowed. The music started, and they started to move around.
"Oh my gosh, those men are fine!" Aisha whispered.
"Take it off!" One of the other bachelorettes screamed as the men did as they were told, ripping their shirts off as the audience screamed.
"Now the jeans!" The bachelorette a row ahead screamed as the men peeled off their jeans. The audience screamed louder as the men started to dance harder.
"Ooh, is it hot or is it just me?" Aisha said loudly.
"It's you!" the girls said in unison.
Soon, the men were in the audience as the women were putting dollar bills in their G-strings. The girls were taking part in that, too.
"I never thought I'd be doing this!" Carrie said.
"Me neither!" Kim said back, putting a dollar bill into one of the men's G-strings.
"Wonder what the guys are doing now?" Ashley wondered.
The Kooky Chameleon
9 pm
"I'm having the time of my life!" Rocky shouted as a blond stripper was giving him a lap dance.
"Oh yeah, you are!" Adam shouted back.
"Too bad Justin couldn't be here, being underage and all," Rocky said.
"He'll get his chance someday," Jason said.
"Hey Andros, you okay man?" TJ shouted.
"Um, yeah, I've never seen this many naked women in my life," Andros said as a bikini top landed on his head. The guys laughed.
"This is amazing! I take back what I said about no strip clubs," Tommy said, also getting a lap dance.
"It's okay, bro. We knew you didn't mean it," Jason said, leaning back in his chair, enjoying the view.
1 am
The limos pulled up to Tommy and Kim's house. Kim got out of one limo a little off balance and Tommy got out of the other, acting the same.
They met each other at the door and smiled.
"So, how was your night, beautiful?" Tommy asked.
"Fine, and yours, handsome?" Kim asked.
"Same. Were the men amazing, like the women were for me?"
"Oh, they were awesome, but not as awesome as you."
"Really? The women were okay, but they don't compare to you."
"Wow. So, you missed me?"
"Yeah. We should go in and relieve my mom." Tommy said as Kim agreed and they went inside.
"Did you two have fun? Because me and the twins sure did!" Jan said as she picked up her purse and headed towards the door.
"Thanks, Mom. Good night." Tommy said.
"You know, coffee and Tylenol always helped me after a hangover," Jan said as she left.
"Bye, Mom," Tommy said as he shut the door.
"I'm going to follow your mom's advice and then go to bed," Kim said going into the kitchen.
"Me too," Tommy said following Kim into the kitchen.
