Chapter 3: Pants, Nicole, Kisses

~walking~

Ashley: Are we there yet?

Neji: No.

Ashley: Are we there now?

Neji: No!

Ashley: Now?

Neji: NO!!!

Ashley: -starts anime crying- Kakashi-sensei!!! Neji yelled at me!!!

Kakashi: Stop complaining. You guys are just lucky we let you come.

Ashley: Whatever.

Elizabeth: Hey! We should play a game!!!

Ashley: That's a great idea!!! But what game?

Elizabeth: Hmmm.

Ashley: I know!!! Lets play the in my pants game!!!

Elizabeth: Yeah! I love that game!!!

Naruto: What's the in my pants game?

Ashley: It's where you say a song title and add in my pants at the end.

Elizabeth: Like "Crank That" in my pants.

Ashley: Nice!!! Now its my turn. Hmmm… Oh how about "U & Your hand" in my pants.

Elizabeth: Ha ha! Good one!!!

Naruto: I wanna try!

Elizabeth: Go ahead.

Naruto: Ummmmmmmmm…

Ashley: Hurry up already!!!

Naruto: I can't think of one!!!

Shino: How bout "Situations" in my pants.

Elizabeth: Omg he talks!!! And he actually knows the song "Situations"

Ashley: What else can you do?

Shino: A lot of things.

Ashley: Okay did not need to her that.

Elizabeth: Yeah… Any who.

Ashley: Are we there yet?

Neji: We weren't there when you asked a minute ago and were not there now.

Ashley: Well then when will we be there?

Neji: If you ask one more time I will make sure you never get to the village hidden in the waterfall.

Ashley: Whatever… Sooo… Are we there yet?

Neji: THAT'S IT!!!! -pins Ashley to a tree-

Ashley: Please don't kill me I haven't fulfilled my dream yet!!!

Elizabeth: Whats your dream?

Ashley: To run around Wal-Mart naked screaming "GIANT WAFFLES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!"

Neji: That's your dream? -lets go of Ashley-

Ashley: Yes. Do you have a problem with it?

Sakura: Its stupid.

Ashley: Like your one to talk. Your dream is to marry a gay guy.

Sasuke: I'm not gay!!!

Elizabeth: Prove it.

Sasuke: I have a girlfriend.

Ino and Sakura: WHAT!?!?

Elizabeth: Oooo. Nice cover.

Sakura: I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO SHE IS RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Ashley: Don't you mean who he is.

Sasuke: Her name is Nicole.

Elizabeth: That name sounds familiar.

Ashley: OMG!!!

Elizabeth: What!?!?

Ashley: That's Nikki's name!!!

Elizabeth: No its not Nikki's name is Nikki.

Ashley: Nicole is her real name.

Elizabeth: Ooohhh…. I don't get it.

Nicole: Did I hear my name?

Ashley: HOLY MOTHER OF TAQUITOS!!!!!

Elizabeth: I WANT TAQUITOS!!!

Nicole: Shut up!!! -hits Elizabeth-

Elizabeth: -sniff- I just wanted some taquitos. -sniff-

Ashley: We'll get you some taquitos soon.

Elizabeth: Really?

Ashley: No.

Elizabeth: -cries- I WANT TAQUITOS!!!

Nicole: Your annoying.

Elizabeth: AHHH!!! WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!?!

Nicole: Like 2 minutes ago.

Elizabeth: Really?

Ashley: You're a dumbass.

Elizabeth: Thank you.

Ashley: Your welcome.

Nicole: Any ways. How'd you guys get here?

Ashley: Well you see when a guy and a girl love each other very much they-

Nicole: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!!

Elizabeth: Speaking of guys and girls loving each other. When did you start dating Sasuke?

Nicole: It all started about three weeks ago.

Elizabeth: Oooo. A story!

Nicole: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!!

Elizabeth: Well sorry.

Ashley: On with story.

Nicole: Okay. Now it all starts about three weeks ago when I suddenly woke up in the Naruto world.

Ashley: So that's where you were.

Elizabeth: We thought you went all emo again and locked yourself in your room.

Nicole: Ssshhh. We must never talk about that.

Ashley: Why not?

Nicole: I SAID DON'T FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT!!!!

Ashley: Okay okay. Take a pill of the chill variety.

Elizabeth: FRIENDS WITH WEED ARE FRIENDS INDEED!!!!

Nicole: Okay…?

Ashley: I wonder if the Naruto characters know what weed is?

Elizabeth: I don't know lets ask them.

Nicole: Hey Kakashi do have any weed?

Kakashi: What?

Nicole: I guess not.

Ashley: Dude you asked the wrong person.

Elizabeth: Yeah ask Asuma.

Nicole: Why Asuma?

Ashley: Because he's always smoking.

Nicole: Oh. Makes sense. Hey Asuma do you have any weed?!?!

Asuma: W-what? W-why w-would y-you a-ask t-that?

Elizabeth: We just wanted to know if you knew what weed was?

Asuma: Oh… Well then I have no idea what you are talking about.

Ashley: Riiiiiight.

Elizabeth: HEY EVERYONE ASUMA SMOKES WE-

Asuma: -covers Elizabeth's mouth- Ssshhh. Don't tell them.

Ino: What did she say?

Elizabeth: -takes Asuma's hand off mouth- I said that Asuma-

Asuma: -covers mouth- Nothing!!! She said nothing!!!

Nicole: COULD I PLEASE GET BACK TO MY STORY!!!!!

Asuma: Yes please go on with the story!

Nicole: Thank you. Now after I woke up in the Naruto world I wondered around for a while until I ran into-

Ashley: Neji!!!

Elizabeth: Kiba!!!

Nicole: NO!!! IT WAS SASUKE!!!

Ashley: Oh. Then what happen?

Nicole: Then me and Sasuke started dating. The end.

Ashley: That story sucked.

Nicole: DON'T CRITICIZE MY STORY!!!

Ashley: Well Neji wasn't in it at all.

Elizabeth: Neither was Kiba.

Nicole: So the stories only good if Neji or Kiba are in it?

Ashley and Elizabeth: Exactly.

Nicole: Whatever.

Sakura: I DEMAND THAT YOU BREAK UP WITH SASUKE RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Nicole: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!!!

Sasuke: Calm down Nikki.

Nicole: Hey Sasuke! -kisses Sasuke-

Ino and Sakura: AAAHHH!!!! -faints-

Sasuke: -blushes-

Elizabeth: Awww. Come here Kiba!

Kiba: What a-are you g-going to do to m-me?

Elizabeth: This! -kisses Kiba-

Kiba: -blushes-

Ashley: I want a kiss too!

Elizabeth: Come here then!!!

Ashley: Not from you! Neji!!!

Neji: What?

Ashley: -kisses Neji-

Tenten: NOOOO!!! -faints-

Neji: -blushes-

Kakashi: Know that that's settled. We're here.

Ashley: AWESOME!!!! COME ON NEJI!!!! -grabs Neji hand and runs to the waterfall village-

Elizabeth: LETS GO KIBA!!!! -grabs Kiba and runs to the waterfall village-

Nicole: WAIT FOR ME!!!! -grabs Sasuke and runs to the waterfall village-

Ino: What happen?

Sakura: I had the most horrible dream. Sasuke had a -pause dramatically- girlfriend!

Shikamaru: He does have a girlfriend.

Ino and Sakura: WHAT!!!! WERE IS SHE?!?!

Chouji: She -munch- ran to -munch- the waterfall village -munch- with -munch- Sasuke -munch-.

Sakura: TO THE WATERFALL VILLAGE!!!! -runs to waterfall village-

Ino: -follows-

Kakashi: Well lets go.

Naruto: Shouldn't we follow them?

Kakashi: They'll be fine. I mean how much trouble could they get into?

Ashley/Nicole/Elizabeth: -in the distance- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Naruto characters: -chills-

~Where ever Ashley, Nicole and Elizabeth ran~

Ashley: Why are we laughing evilly?

Elizabeth: I don't know?

Nicole: DO NOT QUESTION THE LAUGHTER!!!!! NOW LAUGH!!!

Ashley and Elizabeth: -laughs evilly-

Neji/Sasuke/Kiba: …

Sakura: -in distance- Where do you think they went?!?!

Ino: I don't know?!?! Let's go this way!!!

Ashley: CRAZED FAN GIRLS ARE HEADING THIS WAY!!!

Sakura: I FOUND THEM!!!

Elizabeth: RUN!!!!

Everyone: -runs-

Ino and Sakura: GET BACK HERE!!!! -runs after them-


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