Chapter 3: Pants, Nicole, Kisses
~walking~
Ashley: Are we there yet?
Neji: No.
Ashley: Are we there now?
Neji: No!
Ashley: Now?
Neji: NO!!!
Ashley: -starts anime crying- Kakashi-sensei!!! Neji yelled at me!!!
Kakashi: Stop complaining. You guys are just lucky we let you come.
Ashley: Whatever.
Elizabeth: Hey! We should play a game!!!
Ashley: That's a great idea!!! But what game?
Elizabeth: Hmmm.
Ashley: I know!!! Lets play the in my pants game!!!
Elizabeth: Yeah! I love that game!!!
Naruto: What's the in my pants game?
Ashley: It's where you say a song title and add in my pants at the end.
Elizabeth: Like "Crank That" in my pants.
Ashley: Nice!!! Now its my turn. Hmmm… Oh how about "U & Your hand" in my pants.
Elizabeth: Ha ha! Good one!!!
Naruto: I wanna try!
Elizabeth: Go ahead.
Naruto: Ummmmmmmmm…
Ashley: Hurry up already!!!
Naruto: I can't think of one!!!
Shino: How bout "Situations" in my pants.
Elizabeth: Omg he talks!!! And he actually knows the song "Situations"
Ashley: What else can you do?
Shino: A lot of things.
Ashley: Okay did not need to her that.
Elizabeth: Yeah… Any who.
Ashley: Are we there yet?
Neji: We weren't there when you asked a minute ago and were not there now.
Ashley: Well then when will we be there?
Neji: If you ask one more time I will make sure you never get to the village hidden in the waterfall.
Ashley: Whatever… Sooo… Are we there yet?
Neji: THAT'S IT!!!! -pins Ashley to a tree-
Ashley: Please don't kill me I haven't fulfilled my dream yet!!!
Elizabeth: Whats your dream?
Ashley: To run around Wal-Mart naked screaming "GIANT WAFFLES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!"
Neji: That's your dream? -lets go of Ashley-
Ashley: Yes. Do you have a problem with it?
Sakura: Its stupid.
Ashley: Like your one to talk. Your dream is to marry a gay guy.
Sasuke: I'm not gay!!!
Elizabeth: Prove it.
Sasuke: I have a girlfriend.
Ino and Sakura: WHAT!?!?
Elizabeth: Oooo. Nice cover.
Sakura: I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO SHE IS RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Ashley: Don't you mean who he is.
Sasuke: Her name is Nicole.
Elizabeth: That name sounds familiar.
Ashley: OMG!!!
Elizabeth: What!?!?
Ashley: That's Nikki's name!!!
Elizabeth: No its not Nikki's name is Nikki.
Ashley: Nicole is her real name.
Elizabeth: Ooohhh…. I don't get it.
Nicole: Did I hear my name?
Ashley: HOLY MOTHER OF TAQUITOS!!!!!
Elizabeth: I WANT TAQUITOS!!!
Nicole: Shut up!!! -hits Elizabeth-
Elizabeth: -sniff- I just wanted some taquitos. -sniff-
Ashley: We'll get you some taquitos soon.
Elizabeth: Really?
Ashley: No.
Elizabeth: -cries- I WANT TAQUITOS!!!
Nicole: Your annoying.
Elizabeth: AHHH!!! WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!?!
Nicole: Like 2 minutes ago.
Elizabeth: Really?
Ashley: You're a dumbass.
Elizabeth: Thank you.
Ashley: Your welcome.
Nicole: Any ways. How'd you guys get here?
Ashley: Well you see when a guy and a girl love each other very much they-
Nicole: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!!
Elizabeth: Speaking of guys and girls loving each other. When did you start dating Sasuke?
Nicole: It all started about three weeks ago.
Elizabeth: Oooo. A story!
Nicole: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!!
Elizabeth: Well sorry.
Ashley: On with story.
Nicole: Okay. Now it all starts about three weeks ago when I suddenly woke up in the Naruto world.
Ashley: So that's where you were.
Elizabeth: We thought you went all emo again and locked yourself in your room.
Nicole: Ssshhh. We must never talk about that.
Ashley: Why not?
Nicole: I SAID DON'T FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT!!!!
Ashley: Okay okay. Take a pill of the chill variety.
Elizabeth: FRIENDS WITH WEED ARE FRIENDS INDEED!!!!
Nicole: Okay…?
Ashley: I wonder if the Naruto characters know what weed is?
Elizabeth: I don't know lets ask them.
Nicole: Hey Kakashi do have any weed?
Kakashi: What?
Nicole: I guess not.
Ashley: Dude you asked the wrong person.
Elizabeth: Yeah ask Asuma.
Nicole: Why Asuma?
Ashley: Because he's always smoking.
Nicole: Oh. Makes sense. Hey Asuma do you have any weed?!?!
Asuma: W-what? W-why w-would y-you a-ask t-that?
Elizabeth: We just wanted to know if you knew what weed was?
Asuma: Oh… Well then I have no idea what you are talking about.
Ashley: Riiiiiight.
Elizabeth: HEY EVERYONE ASUMA SMOKES WE-
Asuma: -covers Elizabeth's mouth- Ssshhh. Don't tell them.
Ino: What did she say?
Elizabeth: -takes Asuma's hand off mouth- I said that Asuma-
Asuma: -covers mouth- Nothing!!! She said nothing!!!
Nicole: COULD I PLEASE GET BACK TO MY STORY!!!!!
Asuma: Yes please go on with the story!
Nicole: Thank you. Now after I woke up in the Naruto world I wondered around for a while until I ran into-
Ashley: Neji!!!
Elizabeth: Kiba!!!
Nicole: NO!!! IT WAS SASUKE!!!
Ashley: Oh. Then what happen?
Nicole: Then me and Sasuke started dating. The end.
Ashley: That story sucked.
Nicole: DON'T CRITICIZE MY STORY!!!
Ashley: Well Neji wasn't in it at all.
Elizabeth: Neither was Kiba.
Nicole: So the stories only good if Neji or Kiba are in it?
Ashley and Elizabeth: Exactly.
Nicole: Whatever.
Sakura: I DEMAND THAT YOU BREAK UP WITH SASUKE RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Nicole: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!!!
Sasuke: Calm down Nikki.
Nicole: Hey Sasuke! -kisses Sasuke-
Ino and Sakura: AAAHHH!!!! -faints-
Sasuke: -blushes-
Elizabeth: Awww. Come here Kiba!
Kiba: What a-are you g-going to do to m-me?
Elizabeth: This! -kisses Kiba-
Kiba: -blushes-
Ashley: I want a kiss too!
Elizabeth: Come here then!!!
Ashley: Not from you! Neji!!!
Neji: What?
Ashley: -kisses Neji-
Tenten: NOOOO!!! -faints-
Neji: -blushes-
Kakashi: Know that that's settled. We're here.
Ashley: AWESOME!!!! COME ON NEJI!!!! -grabs Neji hand and runs to the waterfall village-
Elizabeth: LETS GO KIBA!!!! -grabs Kiba and runs to the waterfall village-
Nicole: WAIT FOR ME!!!! -grabs Sasuke and runs to the waterfall village-
Ino: What happen?
Sakura: I had the most horrible dream. Sasuke had a -pause dramatically- girlfriend!
Shikamaru: He does have a girlfriend.
Ino and Sakura: WHAT!!!! WERE IS SHE?!?!
Chouji: She -munch- ran to -munch- the waterfall village -munch- with -munch- Sasuke -munch-.
Sakura: TO THE WATERFALL VILLAGE!!!! -runs to waterfall village-
Ino: -follows-
Kakashi: Well lets go.
Naruto: Shouldn't we follow them?
Kakashi: They'll be fine. I mean how much trouble could they get into?
Ashley/Nicole/Elizabeth: -in the distance- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Naruto characters: -chills-
~Where ever Ashley, Nicole and Elizabeth ran~
Ashley: Why are we laughing evilly?
Elizabeth: I don't know?
Nicole: DO NOT QUESTION THE LAUGHTER!!!!! NOW LAUGH!!!
Ashley and Elizabeth: -laughs evilly-
Neji/Sasuke/Kiba: …
Sakura: -in distance- Where do you think they went?!?!
Ino: I don't know?!?! Let's go this way!!!
Ashley: CRAZED FAN GIRLS ARE HEADING THIS WAY!!!
Sakura: I FOUND THEM!!!
Elizabeth: RUN!!!!
Everyone: -runs-
Ino and Sakura: GET BACK HERE!!!! -runs after them-
Hope you liked it. Please R&R.
