Chapter 4: Ramen!!!
~Still running~
Neji: Why are we running?
Ashley: Because fan girls are very dangerous when their angry!
Elizabeth: Trust us!Kiba: But their Sasuke's fan girls.
Ashley: That's true. We should just give them Sasuke so they'll stop bugging us.
Sasuke: What?!?!
Nicole: If you give them Sasuke then you'd better give them me too!
Elizabeth: Okay.
Nicole: You would sacrifice your own friend to angry fan girls!!!
Ashley: Duh.
Nicole: Your so mean!!!
Sasuke: Why don't I just make a clone of myself and we can trick them.
Nicole: Your so smart Sasuke!!!! -hugs Sasuke-
Sasuke: -blushes-
Elizabeth: -whines- You guys are no fun!
Nicole: SHUT UP!!!!
Elizabeth: -hides behind Kiba- Help me!
Nicole: Now Sasuke… Please proceed.
Sasuke: Shadow Clone Jutsu!!!! -clone pops up-
Ashley: Now lets get out of here!!!
Everyone: -runs-
~5 minutes later~
Sakura and Ino: -see clone- SASUKE!!!! -jump on clone-
Clone: Poof!
Sakura: It was just a clone!
Ino: Damn it!!! What do we do now?!?!
Sakura: Let's go this way!!! -points to a path-
Ino: No!!! Let's go this way!!! -points to another path-
Sakura: Well I'm going this way!!! -runs down path-
Ino: Fine! I'm going this way!!! -runs down other path-
~at waterfall~
Ashley: -sees waterfall- Oooo!!! Isn't it pretty!!!
Neji: Not as pretty as you.
Ashley: Awe! Thank you Neji!!!
Elizabeth: That's so cute!!! Why don't you say stuff like that Kiba?!?!
Kiba: Why should I?
Elizabeth: That's it were breaking up!!!
Kiba: What?!?! But I didn't even do anything!!!
Elizabeth: You didn't say I was pretty!
Kiba: Fine. Your pretty.
Elizabeth: Okay I forgive you! -hugs Kiba-
Nicole: When did they even start going out?
Ashley: Probably when me and Neji did.
Nicole: You and Neji are going out?
Ashley: Yeah.
Nicole: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!?!?!
Ashley: I thought you knew.
Nicole: Well I didn't!!!
Ashley: Well you didn't tell us about you and Sasuke.
Nicole: True.
Some Random Dude: Are you guys gonna actually come into the village or just stand there?
Elizabeth: HOLY CHOCOLATE COVERED PENGUINS!!! IT'S A STALKER!!!
Random Dude: WTF!!! I'm not a stalker I'm here to escort you to the village hidden in the waterfall!!!
Elizabeth: Oh… Well why didn't you just say that in the first place?!?!
Random Dude: You didn't give me a chance!
Elizabeth: Whatever.
Ashley: So where's the village at?
Random Dude: Hidden in the waterfall. Duh.
Ashley: Well exsqueeze me!
Random Dude: Gladly.
Neji: What was that? -glares at Random Dude-
Random Dude: N-nothing!
Nicole: Can we just go?
Random Dude: Sure. -jumps in water- Let's go.
Ashley: We have to swim?
Random Dude: Yeah.
Elizabeth: Cool!!! -grabs Kiba and jumps in water-
Kiba: Cold cold very cold!
Everyone else: -jumps in water-
Random Dude: Follow me.
Elizabeth: Why should I?
Random Dude: Because I'm taking you to the village.
Elizabeth: Good point. -follows Dude-
Everyone else: -follows dude-
~In Waterfall Village~
Random Dude: Here we are.
Nicole: Thanks Dude.
Random Dude: Actually my name is Hioshi.
Nicole: Yeah well I'm going to call you Dude!!!
Hioshi: Okay? Well I'll see you later.
Elizabeth: What?!?! Why are you leaving Dude?!?!
Hioshi: Because I actually have a life.
Elizabeth: Psh. Whatever.
Ashley: Let's go explore! If you know what I mean.
Nicole: What do you mean?
Ashley: I don't know? I was hoping you would.
Elizabeth: I'm hungry!!!
Nicole: Then eat.
Elizabeth: Okay. -pulls out hamburger-
Nicole: Where did that come from?
Elizabeth: The world may never know.
Nicole: Okay?
Kiba: I'm hungry too!
Ashley: I know! Let's get Ramen!!!
Neji: Shouldn't we get back to the teams?
Sasuke: Yeah we still have a mission to fulfill!!!
Ashley: I WANT RAMEN!!!!
Neji: Fine. We'll go get some ramen but then we have to get back to the mission.
Ashley: Okay!!! Now -links arm with Neji- to the Ramen Bar!!!
Sasuke: She's just like Naruto.
Ashley: I SAID TO THE FLIPPIN RAMEN BAR!!!!!
Sasuke: Maybe not.
~at ramen bar~
Ashley: I'll have the beef ramen.
Elizabeth: I'll have the same.
Nicole: You just ate.
Elizabeth: So I'm still hungry!!!
Nicole: Whatever. I'll have the chicken ramen.
Kiba: Shrimp.
Sasuke: Original.
Ashley: What about you Neji?
Neji: I don't like Ramen.
Ashley: -gasps- Your not human!!!
Neji: Just because I don't like Ramen?
Ashley: Ramen is like the best kind of food in the world no human can not like it!!!
Neji: Whatever.
Elizabeth: Why don't you like it?
Neji: I don't know I just don't.
Ashley: That's okay I still love you!
Neji: But you just said I wasn't human.
Ashley: I said no such thing!
Nicole: Yeah you did like 5 seconds ago.
Ashley: You must have me confused with my twin sister.
Elizabeth: You don't have a twin sister.
Ashley: Really! Then who is this? -points to girl that looks just like Ashley-
Girl that looks just like Ashley: Umm… Well… You see… I'll just be going know!!! -runs away-
Kiba: That was weird.
Nicole: Yeah… Anyways.
Elizabeth: -in a really girly voice- Let's go shopping!!!
Ashley: We don't have any money.
Elizabeth: True.
Sasuke: How are you guys going to pay for this?
Nicole: Well…
Ashley: We were hoping…
Elizabeth: You guys would pay for it.
Kiba: I don't have any money either.
Neji: Neither do I.
Everyone: -looks at Sasuke-
Sasuke: -pulls out pants pockets- No money here.
Ashley: Uh-oh! What are we gonna do?
Kiba: I guess we'll just have to wash dishes or something.
Nicole: Or we could not and say we did.
Sasuke: Are you suggesting that we just leave without paying.
Nicole: Yes.
Sasuke: I like it.
Elizabeth: Okay we'll make sure they're not looking and then run.
Ashley: Everyone ready.
Everyone: -nods-
Nicole: RUN!!!
Everyone: -takes off running-
Guy that works at ramen bar: -starts chasing them- WAIT!!! YOU DIDN'T PAY!!!
Neji: I think we'd better split up!
Kiba: Good idea! We'll split up into groups!
Elizabeth: Hey I call the shots around here!
Ashley: Since when!
Elizabeth: Since now!!! Okay we'll split into groups!!!
Kiba: I just sa-
Elizabeth: GO!!!
Ashley/Elizabeth/Nicole: -run away-
Neji/Kiba/Sasuke: -run away-
Guy that works at ramen bar: YOU OWE ME 18 BUCKS!!!! -chases after them-
Please R&R.
