Chapter 4: Ramen!!!

~Still running~

Neji: Why are we running?

Ashley: Because fan girls are very dangerous when their angry!

Elizabeth: Trust us!Kiba: But their Sasuke's fan girls.

Ashley: That's true. We should just give them Sasuke so they'll stop bugging us.

Sasuke: What?!?!

Nicole: If you give them Sasuke then you'd better give them me too!

Elizabeth: Okay.

Nicole: You would sacrifice your own friend to angry fan girls!!!

Ashley: Duh.

Nicole: Your so mean!!!

Sasuke: Why don't I just make a clone of myself and we can trick them.

Nicole: Your so smart Sasuke!!!! -hugs Sasuke-

Sasuke: -blushes-

Elizabeth: -whines- You guys are no fun!

Nicole: SHUT UP!!!!

Elizabeth: -hides behind Kiba- Help me!

Nicole: Now Sasuke… Please proceed.

Sasuke: Shadow Clone Jutsu!!!! -clone pops up-

Ashley: Now lets get out of here!!!

Everyone: -runs-

~5 minutes later~

Sakura and Ino: -see clone- SASUKE!!!! -jump on clone-

Clone: Poof!

Sakura: It was just a clone!

Ino: Damn it!!! What do we do now?!?!

Sakura: Let's go this way!!! -points to a path-

Ino: No!!! Let's go this way!!! -points to another path-

Sakura: Well I'm going this way!!! -runs down path-

Ino: Fine! I'm going this way!!! -runs down other path-

~at waterfall~

Ashley: -sees waterfall- Oooo!!! Isn't it pretty!!!

Neji: Not as pretty as you.

Ashley: Awe! Thank you Neji!!!

Elizabeth: That's so cute!!! Why don't you say stuff like that Kiba?!?!

Kiba: Why should I?

Elizabeth: That's it were breaking up!!!

Kiba: What?!?! But I didn't even do anything!!!

Elizabeth: You didn't say I was pretty!

Kiba: Fine. Your pretty.

Elizabeth: Okay I forgive you! -hugs Kiba-

Nicole: When did they even start going out?

Ashley: Probably when me and Neji did.

Nicole: You and Neji are going out?

Ashley: Yeah.

Nicole: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!?!?!

Ashley: I thought you knew.

Nicole: Well I didn't!!!

Ashley: Well you didn't tell us about you and Sasuke.

Nicole: True.

Some Random Dude: Are you guys gonna actually come into the village or just stand there?

Elizabeth: HOLY CHOCOLATE COVERED PENGUINS!!! IT'S A STALKER!!!

Random Dude: WTF!!! I'm not a stalker I'm here to escort you to the village hidden in the waterfall!!!

Elizabeth: Oh… Well why didn't you just say that in the first place?!?!

Random Dude: You didn't give me a chance!

Elizabeth: Whatever.

Ashley: So where's the village at?

Random Dude: Hidden in the waterfall. Duh.

Ashley: Well exsqueeze me!

Random Dude: Gladly.

Neji: What was that? -glares at Random Dude-

Random Dude: N-nothing!

Nicole: Can we just go?

Random Dude: Sure. -jumps in water- Let's go.

Ashley: We have to swim?

Random Dude: Yeah.

Elizabeth: Cool!!! -grabs Kiba and jumps in water-

Kiba: Cold cold very cold!

Everyone else: -jumps in water-

Random Dude: Follow me.

Elizabeth: Why should I?

Random Dude: Because I'm taking you to the village.

Elizabeth: Good point. -follows Dude-

Everyone else: -follows dude-

~In Waterfall Village~

Random Dude: Here we are.

Nicole: Thanks Dude.

Random Dude: Actually my name is Hioshi.

Nicole: Yeah well I'm going to call you Dude!!!

Hioshi: Okay? Well I'll see you later.

Elizabeth: What?!?! Why are you leaving Dude?!?!

Hioshi: Because I actually have a life.

Elizabeth: Psh. Whatever.

Ashley: Let's go explore! If you know what I mean.

Nicole: What do you mean?

Ashley: I don't know? I was hoping you would.

Elizabeth: I'm hungry!!!

Nicole: Then eat.

Elizabeth: Okay. -pulls out hamburger-

Nicole: Where did that come from?

Elizabeth: The world may never know.

Nicole: Okay?

Kiba: I'm hungry too!

Ashley: I know! Let's get Ramen!!!

Neji: Shouldn't we get back to the teams?

Sasuke: Yeah we still have a mission to fulfill!!!

Ashley: I WANT RAMEN!!!!

Neji: Fine. We'll go get some ramen but then we have to get back to the mission.

Ashley: Okay!!! Now -links arm with Neji- to the Ramen Bar!!!

Sasuke: She's just like Naruto.

Ashley: I SAID TO THE FLIPPIN RAMEN BAR!!!!!

Sasuke: Maybe not.

~at ramen bar~

Ashley: I'll have the beef ramen.

Elizabeth: I'll have the same.

Nicole: You just ate.

Elizabeth: So I'm still hungry!!!

Nicole: Whatever. I'll have the chicken ramen.

Kiba: Shrimp.

Sasuke: Original.

Ashley: What about you Neji?

Neji: I don't like Ramen.

Ashley: -gasps- Your not human!!!

Neji: Just because I don't like Ramen?

Ashley: Ramen is like the best kind of food in the world no human can not like it!!!

Neji: Whatever.

Elizabeth: Why don't you like it?

Neji: I don't know I just don't.

Ashley: That's okay I still love you!

Neji: But you just said I wasn't human.

Ashley: I said no such thing!

Nicole: Yeah you did like 5 seconds ago.

Ashley: You must have me confused with my twin sister.

Elizabeth: You don't have a twin sister.

Ashley: Really! Then who is this? -points to girl that looks just like Ashley-

Girl that looks just like Ashley: Umm… Well… You see… I'll just be going know!!! -runs away-

Kiba: That was weird.

Nicole: Yeah… Anyways.

Elizabeth: -in a really girly voice- Let's go shopping!!!

Ashley: We don't have any money.

Elizabeth: True.

Sasuke: How are you guys going to pay for this?

Nicole: Well…

Ashley: We were hoping…

Elizabeth: You guys would pay for it.

Kiba: I don't have any money either.

Neji: Neither do I.

Everyone: -looks at Sasuke-

Sasuke: -pulls out pants pockets- No money here.

Ashley: Uh-oh! What are we gonna do?

Kiba: I guess we'll just have to wash dishes or something.

Nicole: Or we could not and say we did.

Sasuke: Are you suggesting that we just leave without paying.

Nicole: Yes.

Sasuke: I like it.

Elizabeth: Okay we'll make sure they're not looking and then run.

Ashley: Everyone ready.

Everyone: -nods-

Nicole: RUN!!!

Everyone: -takes off running-

Guy that works at ramen bar: -starts chasing them- WAIT!!! YOU DIDN'T PAY!!!

Neji: I think we'd better split up!

Kiba: Good idea! We'll split up into groups!

Elizabeth: Hey I call the shots around here!

Ashley: Since when!

Elizabeth: Since now!!! Okay we'll split into groups!!!

Kiba: I just sa-

Elizabeth: GO!!!

Ashley/Elizabeth/Nicole: -run away-

Neji/Kiba/Sasuke: -run away-

Guy that works at ramen bar: YOU OWE ME 18 BUCKS!!!! -chases after them-


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