Chapter 5: Super Idiots

~Outside the village~

Sakura: Where the hell did those idiots go!!!

Ino: Sakura is that you?!?!

Sakura: Wtf!!! Why are you here!?!?

Ino: I just followed the path and wound up here!

Sakura: So did I!

Ino: Doesn't this place look familiar?

Sakura: WERE BACK WHERE WE STARTED!!!!

Ino: THOSE SASUKE STEALERS LED US DOWN THE WRONG PATH!!!!

Ashley: For your info mation we had nothing to do with it.

Elizabeth: Yeah you guys just have a bad sense of direction.

Nicole: And Sasuke came on his own.

Sakura: Where the hell did you come from?!?!

Ashley: Must I explain again?!?! When a guy and a girl love each other-

Sakura: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!!

Ashley: Psh. Fine then.

Elizabeth: How did we get here?

Nicole: I don't know. The last thing I remember was running from the Ramen guy.

Ino: Who's the ramen guy?

Elizabeth: The guy that works at the ramen bar. Duh.

Ino: Whatever.

Ashley: I wonder where Neji, Kiba, and Sasuke are.

Elizabeth: What if the ramen guy caught them?!?!

Nicole: Omg!!! We have to go help them!!!!

Ashley: How do we get back to the village?!?!

Sakura: You mean you don't remember?

Ashley: Um…

Elizabeth: Well…

Nicole: Not really…

Ino: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSE TO FIND SASUKE NOW!!!!

Hioshi: You could follow me.

Elizabeth: HOLY ELECTRONIC YODELING PICKLES!!!!

Ashley: -in a commercial voice- Now on sale at Hot Topics near you!

Elizabeth: Really? I want one!!!

Nicole: Me too!!!

Hioshi: Um…

Nicole: HOLY HALF EATEN HOT SAUCE ENCHILADAS!!!!

Ashley: What is there a fire!?!? -looks around excitedly-

Nicole: Pyro.

Elizabeth: Such a pyro.

Nicole: Anyways look it's Dude!!! -points to Hioshi-

Hioshi: My name is Hioshi!

Nicole: Yah yah whatever.

Sakura: Do you know where Sasuke is?

Hioshi: The ramen guy caught him and forced him to wash dishes.

Nicole: Omg!!! We have to rescue him!!!

Ashley: Why do we have to save him?

Elizabeth: Yeah he's your boyfriend.

Hioshi: Neji and Kiba are washing dishes too.

Ashley: Omg!!! We have to rescue them!!!

Elizabeth: We'll be like super hero's!!!

Ashley: We should come up with cool super hero names too!!!

Elizabeth: I want mine to be Super Awesome Person of Awesomeness That Totally Over Shines Your Unawesome Awesomeness!!!

Ashley: That's awesome!!!

Nicole: Isn't it a bit long?

Elizabeth: NO!!!

Ashley: It kinda is.

Elizabeth: Well if you guys are so smart what are your names.

Nicole: Nicole.

Ashley: Ashley.

Elizabeth: I meant your super hero names!!!

Ashley: Ooohhh. Well I'm -super hero theme song- Pyronesian Arsonist!!! I destroy Villains with my super hero illegal fire starting abilities!!!

Nicole: And I'm -super hero theme song- Special Ed!!! I destroy Villains with my super hero dumbass abilities!!!

Ino: What kind of super hero names are those?

Ashley: Cool ones!

Elizabeth: More like shitty ones.

Nicole: What was that? -glares at Elizabeth-

Elizabeth: You heard me!

Nicole: I don't think I did!

Ashley: OMG ARE YOU DEAF!!!

Nicole: What?!?!

Ashley: -gasps- YOU ARE DEAF!!!

Nicole: NO I'M NOT!!!

Sakura: Aren't we suppose to be saving Sasuke?

Nicole: No. I'm suppose to be saving Sasuke not you.

Ashley: Yeah and I'm saving Neji.

Elizabeth: I call dibs on saving Kiba!!!

Nicole: Okay now that we know who were saving. Lets go!!!!

Ashley: Wait! If the ramen guy caught them then were not gonna have a chance defeating him.

Elizabeth: She's right the only way to get out of this is to pay for our ramen.

Nicole: Or we could just let Neji and Kiba work it off.

Ashley: What about Sasuke?!?!

Nicole: You can't expect my beautiful Sasuke to wash dishes.

Elizabeth: You sound like Ino and Sakura.

Nicole: HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO THOSE CREEPY STALKERS!!!

Ashley: She's right they are really creepy and their bitchy too.

Elizabeth: Yeah I guess your right.

Sakura: Uh… You know were standing right here!

Ashley: Your point?

Ino: WE CAN HEAR EVERYTHING YOUR SAYING!!!!

Elizabeth: So. Maybe we wanted you to here it.

Ino: Whatever.

Elizabeth: Don't "whatever" me!!!

Nicole: Yeah don't "whatever" her!!!

Ino: And what are you idiots going to do about it?

Ashley: Hey!!! We are not idiots!!!

Sakura: Really then what's 2+2?

Elizabeth: Psh that's easy. It's fish.

Ino: Wtf! How'd you get fish?!?!

Elizabeth: Well first you take the square root of 543 multiply by 57,867,904 add dog

subtract cat distribute platypus find the common factor of 300 emos divide the preps square the gangstas cube the nerds find the area of my left shoe multiply the perimeter by cheese add taquitos Sasuke is gay

Nicole: Hey!!! He is not gay!!!

Elizabeth: -continues- divide Nikki's protest jump in a circle and sing "Me So Horny" then strip down to your underwear fly to mars find a martian take him back to earth lock him in a cage and force him to sing Brittney Spears while you get your friends to throw bologna at him then go to a midget convention and randomly yell out " OMG IT'S A BUNCH OF MINI ME'S!!!" then run home add 2 to the answer and you get to the conclusion of fish.

Ino: What's with the martian?

Sakura: Is that even possible?

Ashley: Knowing Elizabeth probably not.

Elizabeth: Hey!!! I'm not as dumb as I look!!!

Nicole: Sure. Whatever you say.

Elizabeth: I'M NOT!!!

Ashley: Just keep telling yourself that.

Elizabeth: WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO HELL!!!!

Ashley: I've been there but they kicked me out for bad behavior.

Elizabeth: Really? What'd you do?!?!

Ashley: I stole the devils pitch fork and stabbed him in the ass with it.

Nicole: Niiiice!!!

Ashley: Yeah it was really funny especially since it was on fire.

Elizabeth: Niiice!!!

Nicole: Hey don't copy me!!!

Elizabeth: I didn't copy you my "Niiice!!!" only had 3 i's yours had 4.

Nicole: Whatever. Your such a lemming.

Elizabeth: What the hell is a lemming?!?!

Nicole: What you are.

Elizabeth: I meant the definition!!!

Ashley: I know!!!

Nicole: What does it mean?

Ashley: -pulls out dictionary- Its a rodent with a small thick furry body and furry feet that lives in sub arctic regions.

Elizabeth: You called me a frozen hairy rodent.

Ashley: Furry not hairy.

Elizabeth: Whatever.

Nicole: That's not what it means!!!

Ashley: Oh my bad there's another definition.

Elizabeth: What is it?

Ashley: a member of a large group of people who blindly follow one another on a course of action that will lead to destruction for all of them.

Elizabeth: So now I'm a frozen hairy rodent that blindly mimics people and gets destroyed.

Nicole: Yup!

Elizabeth: Awesome!!!

Ashley: -tosses dictionary behind head-

Dictionary: -hits Ino-

Ino: OW!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!

Ashley: -giggles-

Hioshi: Are you guys ever going to save your boyfriends or what?

Ashley: OMG!!! I COMPLETELY FORGOT!!!

Elizabeth: ME TOO!!!

Nicole: Such a lemming.

Elizabeth: Shut up!!!

Ashley: We have to go rescue them right now!!!

Nicole: Let's go!!!

Elizabeth: Which way do we go?

Ashley: Uh… I don't know.

Sakura: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE WAY!!!!

Nicole: No…

Ino: YOU GUYS ARE HOPELESS!!!

Elizabeth: You don't know it either!!!

Hioshi: I know.

Ashley: Holy Sugar Coated Frogs!!!

Hioshi: What is it this time?!?!

Ashley: Well you haven't talked in so long. I just thought you left.

Hioshi: Anyways I know the way back to the village.

Elizabeth: Really!?!?!

Nicole: Which way is it!?!?!

Hioshi: I'm not telling you unless…

Ashley: U-unless w-what?

Hioshi: Unless one of you kiss me.

~At ramen bar~

Neji: -washing dishes- I feel a disturbance.

Kiba: Its probably the thought of us washing dishes at only 2 bucks an hour.

Neji: Your probably right.

Sasuke: This sucks.

Ramen Guy: HEY!!! GET TO WORK!!!

Neji/Kiba/Sasuke: Yes sir!!!

~Outside the Village~

Ashley/Nicole/Elizabeth: HELL NO!!!

Hioshi: Then I'm not telling you which way to go.

Nicole: Why don't you just kiss Sakura or Ino?

Sakura/Ino: WHAT?!?!

Hioshi: They're ugly.

Sakura/Ino: I AM NOT UGLY!!!!

Elizabeth: You just got burnt like bacon!!!

Sakura/Ino: SHUT UP!!!

Ashley: Wow!!! Did you guys plan that or something?

Sakura/Ino: Plan what?!?!

Ashley: -gasps- They did it again!!!

Nicole: Such lemmings.

Elizabeth: What is with you and that word?!?!

Nicole: I like it!!!

Hioshi: Are one of you gonna kiss me or what?

Ashley: You do know that we have boyfriends right?

Hioshi: Yeah and if you don't kiss me than they're going to be forced to wash dishes for the rest of their lives.

Elizabeth: We cant let that happen!!! One of us has to kiss him!!!

Nicole: Good idea! -pushes Elizabeth- Have fun!

Elizabeth: NOT ME!!!!Nicole: Well I'm not doing it!!!

Ashley: Neither am I!!!

Elizabeth: Well someone has to!!!

Nicole: Rock, paper, scissors?

Ashley: Sounds good to me.

Nicole: Ready.

Ashley/Elizabeth/Nicole: Rock, paper, scissors!!!

Ashley: -rock-

Elizabeth: -paper-

Nicole: -paper-

Ashley: Rock beats paper!!! I win!!!

Elizabeth: What are you talking about? Paper beats rock.

Ashley: But paper is so flimsy a rock could easily rip right through it!

Nicole: Don't blame us we didn't make up the rules!

Ashley: Yeah well this game sucks butt!!!

Elizabeth: It doesn't matter if it sucks, you still lost.

Ashley: I demand a recount!!!

Nicole: NO RECOUNTS!!!!

Ashley: Bu-

Nicole: NO BUTS!!!

Elizabeth: Ha ha. You said butts!!!

Nicole: SHUT UP!!! -turns to Ashley- Now kiss him!!!

Ashley: Fine.

Hioshi: Yay!!! -puckers lips-

Ashley: Neji's going to kill me! -inches away from Hioshi's lips-

Unknown person: -interrupts- What exactly is going on here?!?!


Continued in "The Naruto World" chapter 6!!!

Please Review