Chapter 6: Back to the Village

Last time on "The Naruto World"!!!

~Outside Waterfall Village~

Nicole: Now kiss him!!!

Ashley: Fine.

Hioshi: Yay!!! -puckers lips-

Ashley: Neji's going to kill me! -inches away from Hioshi's lips-

Unknown person: -interrupts- What exactly is going on here?!?!

~Still Outside Village~

Ashley: -looks at unknown person- KAKASHI-SENSEI!!!! -hugs Kakashi-

Kakashi: What were you about to do?

Ashley: N-nothing! -lets go of Kakashi-

Elizabeth: She was about to kiss Hioshi.

Ashley: Elizabeth!!!

Elizabeth: What I do?

Shikamaru: Aren't you dating Neji?

Ashley: Y-yeah.

Naruto: Then why were you kissing another guy?

Nicole: OMG!!! YOUR CHEATING ON NEJI!!!!

Elizabeth: -gasps- HOW DARE YOU!!!!

Ashley: YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT TOLD ME TO KISS HIM!!!!

Nicole: Well you didn't have to listen to us.

Ashley: Well sorry for trying to save our boyfriends!!!!

Elizabeth: You should be sorry!!!

Asuma: What do they need to be saved from?

Ashley: Not "what". Who?

Nicole: "Who" being the evil ramen guy.

Kurenei: Who's "the evil ramen guy"?

Elizabeth: He's an evil guy that is forcing Neji, Sasuke, and Kiba to wash dishes!!!

Tenten: Why is he forcing them to wash dishes.

Ashley: Well… we didn't have any money to pay for our ramen so… We ran away without paying.

Kakashi: So in other words you stole the ramen.

Elizabeth: Noooo!!!

Nicole: We just left without paying!!!

Shikamaru: That's stealing.

Ashley: Well it wouldn't be stealing if one of you guys could-

Naruto Characters: No.

Ashley: Why not?!?!

Kakashi: You guys are the one that got them into this. Now you have to get them out.

Nicole: You could at least tell us the way to the village.

Hioshi: You already asked me to tell you the way!!!

Elizabeth: Yeah but we don't have to kiss anybody to get directions from them.

Kurenei: Wait a minute you were going to kiss him to get directions to the village?

Ashley: Yeah.

Kurenei: Why didn't you just follow the sign.

Elizabeth: What sign?

Kurenei: That sign. -points to big neon flashing sign that says "This way to the Waterfall village" and is pointing down a path-

Nicole: Ooohhh! That sign.

Asuma: Are you telling us that you never noticed that sign until Kurenei pointed it out.

Ashley: Um… No…

Naruto Characters: -anime fall-

Kakashi: Are you guys seriously that stupid?!?!?!

Elizabeth: Maybe.

Nicole: Or maybe were just so smart that were stupid.

Tenten: I highly doubt that.

Ashley: Do you?

Tenten: Yes!!! You guys are the dumbest people on this planet!!!

Elizabeth: Are we?

Shikamaru: You know just because you answer with a question doesn't make you sound smart.

Nicole: Doesn't it?

Shikamaru: So troublesome.

Ashley: Is she?

Shikamaru: All you guys are?

Elizabeth: Are we?

Ino: JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!

Nicole: YOU SHUT UP!!!!

Sakura: Ha! You didn't answer with a question!

Ashley: Or did she?

Asuma: This is getting old.

Elizabeth: Is-

Kakashi: Don't even think about it.

Elizabeth: Whatever. Your such a boner kill.

Kakashi: I know you are but what am I?

Elizabeth: I just said you're a boner kill!

Kakashi: I know you are but what am I?

Elizabeth: A BONER KILL!!!!

Kakashi: I know you are but what am I?

Elizabeth: OH MY GOD!!!!

Ashley: Nice one Kakashi! Knuckle touch!

Kakashi: -ignores-

Ashley: -whines- Elizabeth Kakashi wont knuckle touch me!!!

Elizabeth: -hmph- I don't like you anymore.

Nicole: I hate you too!

Elizabeth: I wasn't talking to you.

Nicole: Oh well I still hate you.

Elizabeth: WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME?!?!?! -has an emo moment-

Naruto: I don't hate you.

Elizabeth: Really!!! You are now my new bestest friend in the whole world!!!

Naruto: Uh…Okay?

Ashley and Nicole: But what about us? -tears-

Elizabeth: You guys are my best friends. Naruto's my bestest friend.

Ashley: Yeah well Kakashi is my bestest friend!!!

Nicole: And Shino's my bestest friend!!!

Shino: Why me?

Kakashi: I feel the same way.

Elizabeth: Fine I'll just hang out with my bestest friend Naruto from now on!

Ashley: Fine!!!

Nicole: Like we care!!!

Elizabeth: Fine!!!

Everyone: -silent-

Elizabeth: I'M SO SORRY!!! -hugs Ashley and Nicole-

Ashley: WERE SORRY TOO!!!

Nicole: Lets never fight again okay!!!

Elizabeth: Okay!!! You guys are my bestest bestest friends in the world!!!

Shikamaru: Well they got over that pretty fast.

Chouji: Never -munch- underestimate -munch- the power -munch- of friendship -munch-.

Ashley: I feel like were forgetting something.

Elizabeth: Me too.

Nicole: I wonder what were forgetting.

Tenten: Aren't you guys suppose to be saving your boyfriends?

Ashley: OMG!!!!

Elizabeth: WE HAVE TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW!!!!

Nicole: TO THE VILLAGE!!! -links arms with Elizabeth and Ashley and runs towards village-

Kurenei: Should we follow them this time?

Kakashi: They don't need us.

Asuma: So were gonna ditch them.

Kakashi: Exactly.

Naruto Characters: -walk home-

~In waterfall village~

Neji: God that took forever!

Kiba: I cant believe we washed that many dishes.

Sasuke: I know… Hey where do you think the girls are?

Ashley: NEJI!!!!

Elizabeth: KIBA!!!!

Nicole: SASUKE!!!!

Neji: I think I found them.

Kiba: Where were you guys?

Elizabeth: Outside the village.

Sasuke: Why?

Elizabeth: I don't know.

Sasuke: Okay?

Neji: So why are you guys here?

Ashley: We came to save you.

Kiba: From what?

Nicole: From the evil ramen guy that's forcing you to wash dishes.

Sasuke: Uh… You're a little late.

Nicole: WHAT?!?!

Neji: We just finished washing all the dishes.

Elizabeth: Are you cereal!!!

Kiba: Yeah?

Ashley: Damn!!! Now we cant be super heroes!!!

Nicole: I know!!!

Elizabeth: And I was so looking forward to wearing this!!! -pulls off clothes to reveal a green jumpsuit that's just like Lee's-

Ashley: -gasps- MY EYES THEY BURN!!!!!!!

Nicole: TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF!!!!

Elizabeth: Whoa! -backs away slowly- I'm not like that! I have a boyfriend.

Kiba: Not for much longer!!! Where the hell did you get that thing?!?!?

Elizabeth: What's the big deal? Lee gave this to me.

Nicole: JUST COVER IT UP!!!!

Elizabeth: Pushy pushy. -puts on clothes-

Ashley: I can see again!!! It's a miracle!!!

Elizabeth: Whatever. Can we just leave now?

Nicole: Why?

Sasuke: We do still have a mission you know.

Ashley: No we don't.

Neji: What do you mean?

Nicole: Kakashi and them already finished.

Elizabeth: TIME FOR A RANDOM FLASHBACK!!!!

Ashley: NO RANDOM FLASHBACKS!!!

Elizabeth: Awe come on!!! I was going to go back to that time when you almost kissed-

Ashley: -glares- If you say anymore I'll feed you to Akamaru.

Akamaru: Woof! (translation: Ew!)

Elizabeth: Hey!!! I don't taste bad!!!… Do I?

Nicole: Let's check. -bites Elizabeth-

Elizabeth: OW!!! WTF!!!

Nicole: Akamaru's right, you taste horrible.

Ashley: That's what she said!

Nicole: Ha ha very funny.

Ashley: I thought so.

Neji: Hey what was she-

Ashley: -cuts Neji off- Let's sing!!! I'm a Goofy Goober yeah!!!

Elizabeth: -joins in- You're a Goofy Goober yeah!!!

Nicole: -joins in- Were all Goofy Goobers yeah!!!

Nicole/Ashley/Elizabeth: GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER YEAH!!!

Sasuke: Okay?

Kiba: That was really random.

Neji: Yeah…. We should get going.

Ashley: I'll race you back to the village!!!

Nicole: Your on! But you know your going to lose!

Ashley: Yeah right you're the one that's gonna be lose!!!

Elizabeth: You guys better go on a diet cause your gonna be eating a whole lot of dust!!! My dust that is!!!

Nicole: Dude your slower than a turtle and a snail put together.

Elizabeth: Your point?

Nicole: My point is that we will not be eating your dust because your slow.

Elizabeth: Your point?

Nicole: Just shut up!

Elizabeth: Your point?

Nicole: That doesn't even make sense!!!

Elizabeth: Your point?

Nicole: If you say "your point" one more time I'm going to kill you!

Elizabeth: Your point?

Nicole: THAT'S IT!!! -chases Elizabeth with kunei-

Elizabeth: AAAAHHHH!!!! -runs from Nicole-

Ashley: Neji give me a kunei!!!

Neji: Why?

Ashley: So I can chase Nikki with it. Duh.

Neji: No.

Ashley: Please!!!! -pouts-

Neji: Fine. Here. -gives Ashley kunei-

Ashley: YAY!!! -hugs Neji- PREPARE TO DIE!!! -chases Nicole-

Kiba: Your girlfriends weird.

Neji: Yeah well your girlfriends a space case.

Sasuke: Neither of your girlfriends could compare to Nikki.

Kiba: What are you talking about your girlfriends a bitch!!!

Neji: I agree with the dog.

Kiba: Yeah… Hey I am not a dog!!!

Sasuke: You guys are just jealous cause Nikki's so beautiful and smart.

Neji: Are you sure were talking about the same person? Besides everyone knows Ashley is the best.

Kiba: Psh! Elizabeth's the best!!!

Ashley/Nicole/Elizabeth: -still chasing each other-

Nicole: GET YOUR FAT ASS BACK SO I CAN RIP YOU TO SHREADS WITH THIS KUNEI!!!!! -chasing Elizabeth with Kunei-

Elizabeth: AAAAHHHH -stops running- Why am I running again?

Nicole: CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO RIP YOUR HEART OUT WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!!

Elizabeth: AAAAHHHHH!!!! -runs from Nikki-

Ashley: Lets all sing the happy song!!! I AM REALLY SPECIAL CAUSE THERES ONLY ONE OF ME-

Nicole: SHUT THE HELL UP!!! -chases Ashley-

Ashley: BRING IT ON PECKER FACE!!! -runs from Nikki-

Sasuke/Neji/Kiba: -sweat drop- (thoughts) What did I ever see in her?

Elizabeth: -stops running- Hey what are you guys thinking about?

Nicole: -stops running and looks at guys-

Ashley: -stops running and looks at guys-

Kiba: Uh…

Neji: Its nothing! We weren't thinking about anything!

Sasuke: Um… We should get going now.

Kiba: We have a long walk back to the village.

Ashley: No we don't.

Elizabeth: Yeah we can easily get back to the village.

Nicole: All we have to do is say so and were there.

Neji: What are you guys talking about?

Kiba: How can we do that?

Ashley: Well since I am the Authoress of this story I can just say that were in the village.

Sasuke: Wait what story?

Elizabeth: Uh… That's not important lets just go.

Ashley: To the village!!!!

~In Leaf Village~

Ashley: Were here!!!

Neji: Wow I cant believe it actually worked!!!

Elizabeth: Sooo… What do we do now?

Sasuke: We have to go to the 5th Hokage.

Nicole: Why?

Kiba: To tell her that you'll be staying here.

Ashley: Cooleo!!!

Elizabeth: Lets get to movin!!!

Ashley/Nicole/Elizabeth: -skip away- Were off to see the Hokage!!! The wonderful Hokage of the Leaf Village!!!

Neji/Sasuke/Kiba: -sweat drop-


Sorry it took so long for me to update. I'm running out of ideas so if you have any suggestions please message me. Oh and please review.