Chapter 6: Back to the Village
Last time on "The Naruto World"!!!
~Outside Waterfall Village~
Nicole: Now kiss him!!!
Ashley: Fine.
Hioshi: Yay!!! -puckers lips-
Ashley: Neji's going to kill me! -inches away from Hioshi's lips-
Unknown person: -interrupts- What exactly is going on here?!?!
~Still Outside Village~
Ashley: -looks at unknown person- KAKASHI-SENSEI!!!! -hugs Kakashi-
Kakashi: What were you about to do?
Ashley: N-nothing! -lets go of Kakashi-
Elizabeth: She was about to kiss Hioshi.
Ashley: Elizabeth!!!
Elizabeth: What I do?
Shikamaru: Aren't you dating Neji?
Ashley: Y-yeah.
Naruto: Then why were you kissing another guy?
Nicole: OMG!!! YOUR CHEATING ON NEJI!!!!
Elizabeth: -gasps- HOW DARE YOU!!!!
Ashley: YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT TOLD ME TO KISS HIM!!!!
Nicole: Well you didn't have to listen to us.
Ashley: Well sorry for trying to save our boyfriends!!!!
Elizabeth: You should be sorry!!!
Asuma: What do they need to be saved from?
Ashley: Not "what". Who?
Nicole: "Who" being the evil ramen guy.
Kurenei: Who's "the evil ramen guy"?
Elizabeth: He's an evil guy that is forcing Neji, Sasuke, and Kiba to wash dishes!!!
Tenten: Why is he forcing them to wash dishes.
Ashley: Well… we didn't have any money to pay for our ramen so… We ran away without paying.
Kakashi: So in other words you stole the ramen.
Elizabeth: Noooo!!!
Nicole: We just left without paying!!!
Shikamaru: That's stealing.
Ashley: Well it wouldn't be stealing if one of you guys could-
Naruto Characters: No.
Ashley: Why not?!?!
Kakashi: You guys are the one that got them into this. Now you have to get them out.
Nicole: You could at least tell us the way to the village.
Hioshi: You already asked me to tell you the way!!!
Elizabeth: Yeah but we don't have to kiss anybody to get directions from them.
Kurenei: Wait a minute you were going to kiss him to get directions to the village?
Ashley: Yeah.
Kurenei: Why didn't you just follow the sign.
Elizabeth: What sign?
Kurenei: That sign. -points to big neon flashing sign that says "This way to the Waterfall village" and is pointing down a path-
Nicole: Ooohhh! That sign.
Asuma: Are you telling us that you never noticed that sign until Kurenei pointed it out.
Ashley: Um… No…
Naruto Characters: -anime fall-
Kakashi: Are you guys seriously that stupid?!?!?!
Elizabeth: Maybe.
Nicole: Or maybe were just so smart that were stupid.
Tenten: I highly doubt that.
Ashley: Do you?
Tenten: Yes!!! You guys are the dumbest people on this planet!!!
Elizabeth: Are we?
Shikamaru: You know just because you answer with a question doesn't make you sound smart.
Nicole: Doesn't it?
Shikamaru: So troublesome.
Ashley: Is she?
Shikamaru: All you guys are?
Elizabeth: Are we?
Ino: JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!
Nicole: YOU SHUT UP!!!!
Sakura: Ha! You didn't answer with a question!
Ashley: Or did she?
Asuma: This is getting old.
Elizabeth: Is-
Kakashi: Don't even think about it.
Elizabeth: Whatever. Your such a boner kill.
Kakashi: I know you are but what am I?
Elizabeth: I just said you're a boner kill!
Kakashi: I know you are but what am I?
Elizabeth: A BONER KILL!!!!
Kakashi: I know you are but what am I?
Elizabeth: OH MY GOD!!!!
Ashley: Nice one Kakashi! Knuckle touch!
Kakashi: -ignores-
Ashley: -whines- Elizabeth Kakashi wont knuckle touch me!!!
Elizabeth: -hmph- I don't like you anymore.
Nicole: I hate you too!
Elizabeth: I wasn't talking to you.
Nicole: Oh well I still hate you.
Elizabeth: WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME?!?!?! -has an emo moment-
Naruto: I don't hate you.
Elizabeth: Really!!! You are now my new bestest friend in the whole world!!!
Naruto: Uh…Okay?
Ashley and Nicole: But what about us? -tears-
Elizabeth: You guys are my best friends. Naruto's my bestest friend.
Ashley: Yeah well Kakashi is my bestest friend!!!
Nicole: And Shino's my bestest friend!!!
Shino: Why me?
Kakashi: I feel the same way.
Elizabeth: Fine I'll just hang out with my bestest friend Naruto from now on!
Ashley: Fine!!!
Nicole: Like we care!!!
Elizabeth: Fine!!!
Everyone: -silent-
Elizabeth: I'M SO SORRY!!! -hugs Ashley and Nicole-
Ashley: WERE SORRY TOO!!!
Nicole: Lets never fight again okay!!!
Elizabeth: Okay!!! You guys are my bestest bestest friends in the world!!!
Shikamaru: Well they got over that pretty fast.
Chouji: Never -munch- underestimate -munch- the power -munch- of friendship -munch-.
Ashley: I feel like were forgetting something.
Elizabeth: Me too.
Nicole: I wonder what were forgetting.
Tenten: Aren't you guys suppose to be saving your boyfriends?
Ashley: OMG!!!!
Elizabeth: WE HAVE TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW!!!!
Nicole: TO THE VILLAGE!!! -links arms with Elizabeth and Ashley and runs towards village-
Kurenei: Should we follow them this time?
Kakashi: They don't need us.
Asuma: So were gonna ditch them.
Kakashi: Exactly.
Naruto Characters: -walk home-
~In waterfall village~
Neji: God that took forever!
Kiba: I cant believe we washed that many dishes.
Sasuke: I know… Hey where do you think the girls are?
Ashley: NEJI!!!!
Elizabeth: KIBA!!!!
Nicole: SASUKE!!!!
Neji: I think I found them.
Kiba: Where were you guys?
Elizabeth: Outside the village.
Sasuke: Why?
Elizabeth: I don't know.
Sasuke: Okay?
Neji: So why are you guys here?
Ashley: We came to save you.
Kiba: From what?
Nicole: From the evil ramen guy that's forcing you to wash dishes.
Sasuke: Uh… You're a little late.
Nicole: WHAT?!?!
Neji: We just finished washing all the dishes.
Elizabeth: Are you cereal!!!
Kiba: Yeah?
Ashley: Damn!!! Now we cant be super heroes!!!
Nicole: I know!!!
Elizabeth: And I was so looking forward to wearing this!!! -pulls off clothes to reveal a green jumpsuit that's just like Lee's-
Ashley: -gasps- MY EYES THEY BURN!!!!!!!
Nicole: TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF!!!!
Elizabeth: Whoa! -backs away slowly- I'm not like that! I have a boyfriend.
Kiba: Not for much longer!!! Where the hell did you get that thing?!?!?
Elizabeth: What's the big deal? Lee gave this to me.
Nicole: JUST COVER IT UP!!!!
Elizabeth: Pushy pushy. -puts on clothes-
Ashley: I can see again!!! It's a miracle!!!
Elizabeth: Whatever. Can we just leave now?
Nicole: Why?
Sasuke: We do still have a mission you know.
Ashley: No we don't.
Neji: What do you mean?
Nicole: Kakashi and them already finished.
Elizabeth: TIME FOR A RANDOM FLASHBACK!!!!
Ashley: NO RANDOM FLASHBACKS!!!
Elizabeth: Awe come on!!! I was going to go back to that time when you almost kissed-
Ashley: -glares- If you say anymore I'll feed you to Akamaru.
Akamaru: Woof! (translation: Ew!)
Elizabeth: Hey!!! I don't taste bad!!!… Do I?
Nicole: Let's check. -bites Elizabeth-
Elizabeth: OW!!! WTF!!!
Nicole: Akamaru's right, you taste horrible.
Ashley: That's what she said!
Nicole: Ha ha very funny.
Ashley: I thought so.
Neji: Hey what was she-
Ashley: -cuts Neji off- Let's sing!!! I'm a Goofy Goober yeah!!!
Elizabeth: -joins in- You're a Goofy Goober yeah!!!
Nicole: -joins in- Were all Goofy Goobers yeah!!!
Nicole/Ashley/Elizabeth: GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER YEAH!!!
Sasuke: Okay?
Kiba: That was really random.
Neji: Yeah…. We should get going.
Ashley: I'll race you back to the village!!!
Nicole: Your on! But you know your going to lose!
Ashley: Yeah right you're the one that's gonna be lose!!!
Elizabeth: You guys better go on a diet cause your gonna be eating a whole lot of dust!!! My dust that is!!!
Nicole: Dude your slower than a turtle and a snail put together.
Elizabeth: Your point?
Nicole: My point is that we will not be eating your dust because your slow.
Elizabeth: Your point?
Nicole: Just shut up!
Elizabeth: Your point?
Nicole: That doesn't even make sense!!!
Elizabeth: Your point?
Nicole: If you say "your point" one more time I'm going to kill you!
Elizabeth: Your point?
Nicole: THAT'S IT!!! -chases Elizabeth with kunei-
Elizabeth: AAAAHHHH!!!! -runs from Nicole-
Ashley: Neji give me a kunei!!!
Neji: Why?
Ashley: So I can chase Nikki with it. Duh.
Neji: No.
Ashley: Please!!!! -pouts-
Neji: Fine. Here. -gives Ashley kunei-
Ashley: YAY!!! -hugs Neji- PREPARE TO DIE!!! -chases Nicole-
Kiba: Your girlfriends weird.
Neji: Yeah well your girlfriends a space case.
Sasuke: Neither of your girlfriends could compare to Nikki.
Kiba: What are you talking about your girlfriends a bitch!!!
Neji: I agree with the dog.
Kiba: Yeah… Hey I am not a dog!!!
Sasuke: You guys are just jealous cause Nikki's so beautiful and smart.
Neji: Are you sure were talking about the same person? Besides everyone knows Ashley is the best.
Kiba: Psh! Elizabeth's the best!!!
Ashley/Nicole/Elizabeth: -still chasing each other-
Nicole: GET YOUR FAT ASS BACK SO I CAN RIP YOU TO SHREADS WITH THIS KUNEI!!!!! -chasing Elizabeth with Kunei-
Elizabeth: AAAAHHHH -stops running- Why am I running again?
Nicole: CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO RIP YOUR HEART OUT WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!!
Elizabeth: AAAAHHHHH!!!! -runs from Nikki-
Ashley: Lets all sing the happy song!!! I AM REALLY SPECIAL CAUSE THERES ONLY ONE OF ME-
Nicole: SHUT THE HELL UP!!! -chases Ashley-
Ashley: BRING IT ON PECKER FACE!!! -runs from Nikki-
Sasuke/Neji/Kiba: -sweat drop- (thoughts) What did I ever see in her?
Elizabeth: -stops running- Hey what are you guys thinking about?
Nicole: -stops running and looks at guys-
Ashley: -stops running and looks at guys-
Kiba: Uh…
Neji: Its nothing! We weren't thinking about anything!
Sasuke: Um… We should get going now.
Kiba: We have a long walk back to the village.
Ashley: No we don't.
Elizabeth: Yeah we can easily get back to the village.
Nicole: All we have to do is say so and were there.
Neji: What are you guys talking about?
Kiba: How can we do that?
Ashley: Well since I am the Authoress of this story I can just say that were in the village.
Sasuke: Wait what story?
Elizabeth: Uh… That's not important lets just go.
Ashley: To the village!!!!
~In Leaf Village~
Ashley: Were here!!!
Neji: Wow I cant believe it actually worked!!!
Elizabeth: Sooo… What do we do now?
Sasuke: We have to go to the 5th Hokage.
Nicole: Why?
Kiba: To tell her that you'll be staying here.
Ashley: Cooleo!!!
Elizabeth: Lets get to movin!!!
Ashley/Nicole/Elizabeth: -skip away- Were off to see the Hokage!!! The wonderful Hokage of the Leaf Village!!!
Neji/Sasuke/Kiba: -sweat drop-
Sorry it took so long for me to update. I'm running out of ideas so if you have any suggestions please message me. Oh and please review.
