Chapter 7: Tsunade's Office
~In Tsunade's Office~
Ashley: Wow you look a lot fatter in person!
Tsunade: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!!
Elizabeth: She's a lot meaner in person too.
Tsunade: I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!
Nicole: Are you sure you can get off that chair?
Tsunade: WHY YOU!!!!
Shizune: Tsunade please calm down!!!
Tsunade: Whatever!!! What do you guys want?!?!
Neji: They need a place to live.
Tsunade: You want me to give them a house? Who are you guys anyway?
Ashley: Gaylord Focker
Nicole: Focklord Gayer
Elizabeth: BOB!!!
Ashley: Dude!!! You ruined it!!!
Elizabeth: Well sooorrry!
Tsunade: Anyways, we have no unoccupied houses for them to live in.
Nicole: That's okay! I'll just live with Sasuke!
Ashley: And I'll live with Neji!
Elizabeth: And I'll live with Dave!!!
Kiba: Who's Dave?
Elizabeth: The voice inside my head.
Ashley: Dude you cant live with a voice!
Elizabeth: Voices are people too!!!
Nicole: No they're not!
Elizabeth: Ssshhh! You'll hurt Dave's feelings!
Nicole: But its true!!!
Elizabeth: Nikki!!! -to Dave- Its okay she didn't mean it. -pats head-
Tsunade: Okaaaay? So do you guys want them living with you or not?
Neji/Kiba/Sasuke: (thoughts) HELL NO!!!! (out loud) Suuurrre.
Ashley/Elizabeth/Nicole: AWESOME!!!
Tsunade: But!
Ashley: -snickers- She said butt!
Elizabeth/Nicole: -snicker-
Tsunade: Anyways I will be picking who you live with.
Nicole: But-
Tsunade: Ha!!! You said butt!!!
Ashley: Dude Its not funny when you do it.
Elizabeth: -snickers- You said do it!
Ashley: So did you!!!
Nicole: -snickers- You said did!
Ashley: GO TO HELL!!!
Elizabeth: -snickers- You said go!
Ashley: Dude if you don't shut up!
Nicole: -snickers- You said up!
Ashley: That's it!!! -chases Nicole and Elizabeth around office-
Elizabeth: -while running- You said it!
Tsunade: WILL YOU GUYS SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
Ashley/Nicole/Elizabeth: -stop running and sit-
Ashley: -whispering- I think she's mad.
Nicole: -whispering- You think so? I was getting a more "annoyed" vibe.
Elizabeth: -whispering- It might be both.
Ashley: -whispering- Oh yes definitely both.
Tsunade: Anyways you -points to Ashley- will be living with Kiba!
Elizabeth/Kiba: What!!!
Tsunade: You -points to Elizabeth- will be living with Sasuke.
Nicole/Sasuke: What!!!
Tsunade: And you -points to Nicole- will be living with Neji!!!
Ashley/Neji: What!!!
Nicole: I CAN NOT LIVE WITH NEJI!!!
Tsunade: Whats wrong with Neji?
Ashley: Yeah what's wrong with Neji?!?!
Nicole: He's just so-
Elizabeth: Not Kiba!!!
Ashley: Was I talking to you?!?!
Elizabeth: Was I talking to you?!?!
Ashley: Well obviously you answered my question!
Elizabeth: I didn't answer your question I answered Dave's!!!
Nicole: DUDE!!! DAVE IS NOT REAL!!!
Elizabeth: YES HE IS!!!
Nicole: NO HE'S NOT!!!
Elizabeth: YES HE IS!!!
Nicole: NO HE'S NOT!!!
Elizabeth: YES HE IS!!!
Nicole: NO HE'S NOT!!!
Elizabeth: YES HE IS!!!
Nicole: NO HE'S NOT!!!
Elizabeth: YES HE IS!!!
Tsunade: I need a drink.
Ashley: Can I join you!!!
Tsunade: No.
Ashley: Why not?!?!
Tsunade: Cause your annoying.
Shizune: And your underage.
Tsunade: That too.
Ashley: Whatever!
Nicole: NO HE'S NOT!!!
Elizabeth: YES HE IS!!!
Nicole: NO HE'S NOT!!!
Elizabeth: YES HE IS!!!
Nicole: YES HE IS!!!Elizabeth: NO HE'S NOT!!!
Nicole: HA!!! You admitted it!!!
Elizabeth: Wha!! No I didn't!!! You tricked me!!!
Nicole: Yes I did!!!
Elizabeth: That wasn't very nice!!! -starts crying-
Dave: -pops up out of no where- Its okay. Don't cry.
Everyone: Wtf!!!
Elizabeth: -suddenly stops crying- HA!!! I TOLD YOU!!!
Nicole: But. How?
Elizabeth: Well you see. I have no idea. -turns to Dave- How'd you get here?
Dave: I came through the door. Duh.
Ashley: -shrugs- Makes sense.
Nicole: -shrugs- I guess. Anyways -turns to Tsunade- I CAN NOT LIVE WITH NEJI!!!!
Tsunade: Well your just gonna have to get used to it cause I'm not changing my mind!
Ashley: What if we say we could get you some good booze for a reasonable price?
Tsunade: Depends. How good are we talkin?
Shizune: TSUNADE!!!!
Tsunade: Uh… I mean. How dare you try and bribe me!!! -whispering- But seriously how good we talkin?
Shizune: TSUNADE!!!
Tsunade: -looks innocent- What'd I do?
Ashley: I think we should leave.
Elizabeth: Why?
Ashley: Cause I feel a major fight coming on.
Nicole: How do you know?
Ashley: I can feel it in my nuggets.
Shizune: -starts lecturing Tsunade- YOU CANT ACCEPT ALCOHOL FROM KIDS!!!!
Tsunade: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!
Ashley: Told you. You mustn't underestimate the nuggets.
Nicole: Yeah…. We'll be leaving now.
Everyone but Tsunade and Shizune: -sneak out of office-
~Outside The Hokage's House~
Tsunade/Shizune: -still fighting in office-
Ashley: Damn I can hear them from here!
Elizabeth: So what do we do now?
Nicole: I guess we should get settled into are new houses.
Elizabeth: But I don't want to live with Sasuke!!!
Ashley: Why not?Elizabeth: He's no fun!
Ashley: True.
Sasuke: What are you talking about I'm plenty of fun.
Ashley/Elizabeth: -look at each other then burst out laughing-
Ashley: -sarcastically- Oh yeah your soooo much fun!
Sasuke: I AM!!!
Elizabeth: Prove it.
Sasuke: Fine. What do you want me to do?
Ashley: Hmm. Huddle!
Ashley/Elizabeth: -huddle two feet away from Sasuke-
Ashley: What should we do?
Elizabeth: We could make him jump off a waterfall.
Ashley: Nah. That could kill him.
Elizabeth: Your point?
Ashley: Yeah I guess no one would really miss him.
Sasuke: You know I can here you.
Ashley: Don't interrupt the huddle!
Elizabeth: Yah!
Ashley/Elizabeth: -huddle again-
Ashley: Okay! We have come to a conclusion!
Elizabeth: We will have a party!
Sakura/Ino: -pop up out of nowhere- CAN I COME?!?!
Ashley: NO!
Sakura: Why not?!?!
Elizabeth: Cause we don't like you. Duh.
Ino: Whatever.
Sakura: We'll get into that party one way or another. -does evil laugh-
Ino: -joins in-
Ashley: Yeah… -starts slowly walking away-
Nicole: We're going to leave now.
Everyone: -runs away-
~Somewhere in the village~
Sasuke: So about this party, Where is going to be?
Elizabeth: Your house. Duh.
Sasuke: -thoughts- Damn! Now I have to hide all my makeup!
Nicole: What are you thinking about?
Sasuke: N-nothing! Um… I'll be right back! -runs to his house-
Neji: So what do we do first?
Ashley: I'm glad you asked Neji. First we need to invite everybody.
Elizabeth: I got that covered. -pulls out megaphone- PARTY AT SASUKE'S HOUSE TONIGHT!!!!!
Nicole: Now that that's covered. Its time to gooo….
Ashley/Elizabeth/Nicole: -in really girly voice- SHOPPING!!!
Ashley: Okay! We need decorations, food, and music!!! GO!!!
Nicole: Where?
Ashley: To a store!
Elizabeth: What store?
Ashley: You know you guys are really ruining the dramatic effect.
Nicole: Well next time be more specific.
Ashley: Fine. We need decorations, food and music!!! GO TO A STORE THAT SALES THOSE THINGS!!!
Nicole: Do they have stores like that here?
Kiba: I don't think so.
A store that sales decorations, food, and music: -pops up right in front of them-
Neji: We do now.
Ashley: Cool.
Elizabeth: Lets go in!!!
Everyone: -walk into store-
~Three hours later Outside of store~
Nicole: I think we got everything.
Elizabeth: WAIT!!! I forgot something! -runs back inside store-
~Two minutes later~Elizabeth: -comes back out-
Ashley: What'd you forget?
Elizabeth: Nothing.
Ashley: But you just-
Elizabeth: No I didn't.
Ashley: Whatever.
Nicole: TO SASUKES HOUSE!!!
~At Sasuke's house~
All: -burst through door-
Sasuke: -turns around with his emo makeup in his hand- WTF!!!
Ashley/Elizabeth/Kiba/Neji: -start laughing-
Nicole: -looks stunned-
Kiba: -still laughing- Dude what are you holding?!?!
Sasuke: -hides emo makeup behind his back- N-nothing!
Neji: -laughing- That doesn't look like nothing!
Sasuke: SHUT UP!!! -runs off-
Ashley: Okay now that were done making fun of Sasuke. Lets get ready for the party!!!
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