Chapter 7: Tsunade's Office

~In Tsunade's Office~

Ashley: Wow you look a lot fatter in person!

Tsunade: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!!

Elizabeth: She's a lot meaner in person too.

Tsunade: I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!

Nicole: Are you sure you can get off that chair?

Tsunade: WHY YOU!!!!

Shizune: Tsunade please calm down!!!

Tsunade: Whatever!!! What do you guys want?!?!

Neji: They need a place to live.

Tsunade: You want me to give them a house? Who are you guys anyway?

Ashley: Gaylord Focker

Nicole: Focklord Gayer

Elizabeth: BOB!!!

Ashley: Dude!!! You ruined it!!!

Elizabeth: Well sooorrry!

Tsunade: Anyways, we have no unoccupied houses for them to live in.

Nicole: That's okay! I'll just live with Sasuke!

Ashley: And I'll live with Neji!

Elizabeth: And I'll live with Dave!!!

Kiba: Who's Dave?

Elizabeth: The voice inside my head.

Ashley: Dude you cant live with a voice!

Elizabeth: Voices are people too!!!

Nicole: No they're not!

Elizabeth: Ssshhh! You'll hurt Dave's feelings!

Nicole: But its true!!!

Elizabeth: Nikki!!! -to Dave- Its okay she didn't mean it. -pats head-

Tsunade: Okaaaay? So do you guys want them living with you or not?

Neji/Kiba/Sasuke: (thoughts) HELL NO!!!! (out loud) Suuurrre.

Ashley/Elizabeth/Nicole: AWESOME!!!

Tsunade: But!

Ashley: -snickers- She said butt!

Elizabeth/Nicole: -snicker-

Tsunade: Anyways I will be picking who you live with.

Nicole: But-

Tsunade: Ha!!! You said butt!!!

Ashley: Dude Its not funny when you do it.

Elizabeth: -snickers- You said do it!

Ashley: So did you!!!

Nicole: -snickers- You said did!

Ashley: GO TO HELL!!!

Elizabeth: -snickers- You said go!

Ashley: Dude if you don't shut up!

Nicole: -snickers- You said up!

Ashley: That's it!!! -chases Nicole and Elizabeth around office-

Elizabeth: -while running- You said it!

Tsunade: WILL YOU GUYS SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

Ashley/Nicole/Elizabeth: -stop running and sit-

Ashley: -whispering- I think she's mad.

Nicole: -whispering- You think so? I was getting a more "annoyed" vibe.

Elizabeth: -whispering- It might be both.

Ashley: -whispering- Oh yes definitely both.

Tsunade: Anyways you -points to Ashley- will be living with Kiba!

Elizabeth/Kiba: What!!!

Tsunade: You -points to Elizabeth- will be living with Sasuke.

Nicole/Sasuke: What!!!

Tsunade: And you -points to Nicole- will be living with Neji!!!

Ashley/Neji: What!!!

Nicole: I CAN NOT LIVE WITH NEJI!!!

Tsunade: Whats wrong with Neji?

Ashley: Yeah what's wrong with Neji?!?!

Nicole: He's just so-

Elizabeth: Not Kiba!!!

Ashley: Was I talking to you?!?!

Elizabeth: Was I talking to you?!?!

Ashley: Well obviously you answered my question!

Elizabeth: I didn't answer your question I answered Dave's!!!

Nicole: DUDE!!! DAVE IS NOT REAL!!!

Elizabeth: YES HE IS!!!

Nicole: NO HE'S NOT!!!

Elizabeth: YES HE IS!!!

Nicole: NO HE'S NOT!!!

Elizabeth: YES HE IS!!!

Nicole: NO HE'S NOT!!!

Elizabeth: YES HE IS!!!

Nicole: NO HE'S NOT!!!

Elizabeth: YES HE IS!!!

Tsunade: I need a drink.

Ashley: Can I join you!!!

Tsunade: No.

Ashley: Why not?!?!

Tsunade: Cause your annoying.

Shizune: And your underage.

Tsunade: That too.

Ashley: Whatever!

Nicole: NO HE'S NOT!!!

Elizabeth: YES HE IS!!!

Nicole: NO HE'S NOT!!!

Elizabeth: YES HE IS!!!

Nicole: YES HE IS!!!Elizabeth: NO HE'S NOT!!!

Nicole: HA!!! You admitted it!!!

Elizabeth: Wha!! No I didn't!!! You tricked me!!!

Nicole: Yes I did!!!

Elizabeth: That wasn't very nice!!! -starts crying-

Dave: -pops up out of no where- Its okay. Don't cry.

Everyone: Wtf!!!

Elizabeth: -suddenly stops crying- HA!!! I TOLD YOU!!!

Nicole: But. How?

Elizabeth: Well you see. I have no idea. -turns to Dave- How'd you get here?

Dave: I came through the door. Duh.

Ashley: -shrugs- Makes sense.

Nicole: -shrugs- I guess. Anyways -turns to Tsunade- I CAN NOT LIVE WITH NEJI!!!!

Tsunade: Well your just gonna have to get used to it cause I'm not changing my mind!

Ashley: What if we say we could get you some good booze for a reasonable price?

Tsunade: Depends. How good are we talkin?

Shizune: TSUNADE!!!!

Tsunade: Uh… I mean. How dare you try and bribe me!!! -whispering- But seriously how good we talkin?

Shizune: TSUNADE!!!

Tsunade: -looks innocent- What'd I do?

Ashley: I think we should leave.

Elizabeth: Why?

Ashley: Cause I feel a major fight coming on.

Nicole: How do you know?

Ashley: I can feel it in my nuggets.

Shizune: -starts lecturing Tsunade- YOU CANT ACCEPT ALCOHOL FROM KIDS!!!!

Tsunade: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!

Ashley: Told you. You mustn't underestimate the nuggets.

Nicole: Yeah…. We'll be leaving now.

Everyone but Tsunade and Shizune: -sneak out of office-

~Outside The Hokage's House~

Tsunade/Shizune: -still fighting in office-

Ashley: Damn I can hear them from here!

Elizabeth: So what do we do now?

Nicole: I guess we should get settled into are new houses.

Elizabeth: But I don't want to live with Sasuke!!!

Ashley: Why not?Elizabeth: He's no fun!

Ashley: True.

Sasuke: What are you talking about I'm plenty of fun.

Ashley/Elizabeth: -look at each other then burst out laughing-

Ashley: -sarcastically- Oh yeah your soooo much fun!

Sasuke: I AM!!!

Elizabeth: Prove it.

Sasuke: Fine. What do you want me to do?

Ashley: Hmm. Huddle!

Ashley/Elizabeth: -huddle two feet away from Sasuke-

Ashley: What should we do?

Elizabeth: We could make him jump off a waterfall.

Ashley: Nah. That could kill him.

Elizabeth: Your point?

Ashley: Yeah I guess no one would really miss him.

Sasuke: You know I can here you.

Ashley: Don't interrupt the huddle!

Elizabeth: Yah!

Ashley/Elizabeth: -huddle again-

Ashley: Okay! We have come to a conclusion!

Elizabeth: We will have a party!

Sakura/Ino: -pop up out of nowhere- CAN I COME?!?!

Ashley: NO!

Sakura: Why not?!?!

Elizabeth: Cause we don't like you. Duh.

Ino: Whatever.

Sakura: We'll get into that party one way or another. -does evil laugh-

Ino: -joins in-

Ashley: Yeah… -starts slowly walking away-

Nicole: We're going to leave now.

Everyone: -runs away-

~Somewhere in the village~

Sasuke: So about this party, Where is going to be?

Elizabeth: Your house. Duh.

Sasuke: -thoughts- Damn! Now I have to hide all my makeup!

Nicole: What are you thinking about?

Sasuke: N-nothing! Um… I'll be right back! -runs to his house-

Neji: So what do we do first?

Ashley: I'm glad you asked Neji. First we need to invite everybody.

Elizabeth: I got that covered. -pulls out megaphone- PARTY AT SASUKE'S HOUSE TONIGHT!!!!!

Nicole: Now that that's covered. Its time to gooo….

Ashley/Elizabeth/Nicole: -in really girly voice- SHOPPING!!!

Ashley: Okay! We need decorations, food, and music!!! GO!!!

Nicole: Where?

Ashley: To a store!

Elizabeth: What store?

Ashley: You know you guys are really ruining the dramatic effect.

Nicole: Well next time be more specific.

Ashley: Fine. We need decorations, food and music!!! GO TO A STORE THAT SALES THOSE THINGS!!!

Nicole: Do they have stores like that here?

Kiba: I don't think so.

A store that sales decorations, food, and music: -pops up right in front of them-

Neji: We do now.

Ashley: Cool.

Elizabeth: Lets go in!!!

Everyone: -walk into store-

~Three hours later Outside of store~

Nicole: I think we got everything.

Elizabeth: WAIT!!! I forgot something! -runs back inside store-

~Two minutes later~Elizabeth: -comes back out-

Ashley: What'd you forget?

Elizabeth: Nothing.

Ashley: But you just-

Elizabeth: No I didn't.

Ashley: Whatever.

Nicole: TO SASUKES HOUSE!!!

~At Sasuke's house~

All: -burst through door-

Sasuke: -turns around with his emo makeup in his hand- WTF!!!

Ashley/Elizabeth/Kiba/Neji: -start laughing-

Nicole: -looks stunned-

Kiba: -still laughing- Dude what are you holding?!?!

Sasuke: -hides emo makeup behind his back- N-nothing!

Neji: -laughing- That doesn't look like nothing!

Sasuke: SHUT UP!!! -runs off-

Ashley: Okay now that were done making fun of Sasuke. Lets get ready for the party!!!


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