Chapter 8: The Party
~At Sasuke's House~
Ashley: Finally!!!Elizabeth: I know that took forever!!!
Nicole: I'm beat!!!
Kiba: You guys didn't do anything!
Ashley: How rude! We did too!
Elizabeth: Yeah we filled up the balloons!
Neji: No. You filled up one balloon then used the rest of the helium to make your voices sound funny.
Nicole: -in a really high voice- I have no idea what your talking about.
Kiba: Riiiight.
Nicole: -still in a really high voice- Hey has Sasuke come back yet.
Ashley: -in really high voice- I don't think so.
Elizabeth: -in really high voice- Oooohhh, who looks like a duck and so gay is he?!?!
Ashley/Nicole: -in really high voice- Sasuke Gay-Pants!
Sasuke: -walks in-
Elizabeth: -in really high voice- Conceited, and emo, and stuck up is he!
Ashley/Nicole: -in really high voice- Sasuke Gay-Pants!
Elizabeth: -in really high voice- If a really weird face be something you wish?!?!
Ashley/Nicole: -in really high voice- Sasuke Gay-Pants!
Elizabeth: -in really high voice- Drop him on the deck, smack him with a fish!
Ashley/Nicole: -in really high voice- Sasuke Gay-Pants!
Elizabeth/Ashley/Nicole/Neji/Kiba/Akamaru: Sasuke Gay-Pants! Sasuke Gay-Pants! Sasuke Gay-Pants! Sasukeeeee Gay-Pants! Do do do do, do do, do do!
Sasuke: That's not very nice! -runs away-
Nicole: -sill in really high voice- Wait Sasuke!!! -runs after him-
Ashley: -still in really high voice- I'm beginning to think that this high voice thing will never go away.
Elizabeth: Probably not.
Ashley: Your voice went away!!!Elizabeth: WHAT!!!!
Ashley: Oh no! Mine did too!!!!
Elizabeth: QUICK!!! We need more helium!!!
Ashley: -grabs the helium tank- FUCK!!! Its empty!!!
Elizabeth: Oh no are lives are ruined!!! -glares at Ashley- Its all your fault!
Ashley: What!!! How is it my fault!!!Elizabeth: You jinxed us!!!
Ashley: No I didn't!!!
Elizabeth: Yes you did!!!
Ashley: No I didn't!!!
Elizabeth: Yes you did!!!
Ashley: No I didn't!!!
Naruto: -walks in with other Naruto characters- Um… Are we early?
Ashley/Elizabeth: What?!?!
Naruto: -hides behind Hinata- What I do?
Elizabeth: Uh… Nothing just come in.
Everyone: -walks in-
Ashley: All right everyone! Let's get ready to party!!!
Elizabeth: -turns on -
Music: I'm so lonely. Mr. Lonely. I have nobody, to call my own.
Ashley: NOT THAT ONE!!!
Elizabeth: Its not my fault! Its Sasuke's CD!
Ashley: -starts laughing- That is totally his song!!!Elizabeth: I know right!
Sasuke/Nicole: -walk in-
Everyone: -laughs-
Sasuke: Not again! -runs away-
Nicole: What happened?
Ashley: -still laughing- Nothing!
Nicole: Okaaaay. -turns on music- Let's Dance!!!
Music: WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS TAKAMI WO MEZASHITE!!! FIGHTING DREAMERS NARI FURI KAMAWAZU!!! FIGHTING DREAMERS SHINJIRO GA MAMA NE!!!
Elizabeth: Haven't I heard this song before?
Ashley: I don't know it sounds familiar.
Nicole: Who cares! Now I told you to Dance!!!
Ashley: What if we don't want to?!?!
Nicole: Then I'll make you!
Elizabeth: Heh. That sounded wrong!
Nicole: DANCE!!!Elizabeth: Fine. -starts doing the washing machine dance-
Ashley: Go Elizabeth!!! -starts doing the sprinkler-
Everyone: O.o
Neji/Kiba: -shake heads- (thoughts) Oh my god!
~10 minutes later~
Elizabeth: Okay its time to play a game!!!
Naruto: What game?
Elizabeth: I was hoping you knew.
Jiraya: -very pervyish- Why don't we play seven minutes in heaven!
All the girls: NO!!!!
Jiraya: It was just a suggestion.
Nicole: I know!!! We should play Truth or Dare!!!!
Elizabeth: Okay! Truth or dare!!!
Nicole: Who said you get to go first!
Elizabeth: I'm the one that came up with the idea!
Nicole: No you didn't I did!!!
Elizabeth: Whatever! I'm still going first!
Nicole: Fine. Dare.
Elizabeth: I wasn't asking you!
Nicole: Then who were you asking?
Elizabeth: Ashley.
Ashley: Really! -sniffles- I feel so loved!
Nicole: Just pick truth or dare.
Ashley: Fine. I pick dare.
Elizabeth: Okay! I dare you to….
Ashley: Yes.
Elizabeth: Shut up I'm thinking!!! Okay! I dare you to sneak into Tsunade's office and drink all her beer!
Ashley: What?!?! But she'll kill me!!!
Elizabeth: It's a dare you have to do it.
Ashley: Fine.
Everyone: -randomly pop up in Tsunade's office-
Ashley: Okay if I was beer where would I be?
Hinata: I-its I-in the b-bottom d-d-drawer.
Everyone: O.o
Naruto: -opens drawer- She was right.
Everyone: O.o
Nicole: -looks skeptical- How did you know that?
Hinata: -blushes- U-u-u-u-ummmmmm
Ashley: -whispering- Maybe that's why she always stutters.
Elizabeth: -whispering- Yeah she's so drunk she cant talk right.
Nicole: -hands Ashley the beer- Bottoms up.
Ashley: -takes beer and chugs it-
Everyone: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Ashley: -finishes- Thaaaa waaaaas freakin awessssooome! -faints-
Shikamaru: I'm with her. -falls asleep-
Elizabeth: Oh great now what do we do with them.
Kakashi: Just leave them. Lets continue the game.
Nicole: But its Ashley's turn. We can not continue until she wakes up.
Temari: I can handle that.
Elizabeth: HOLY SHIZ!!! WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!!!
Gaara: Just know.
Nicole: AAAHHH!!! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!!!
Kankuro: What are they going on about?
Elizabeth/Nicole: AAAAAAHHHH!!!
Neji: Are you guys done yet?
Elizabeth/Nicole: AAAAAHHHH!!!
Elizabeth: Okay now were done.
Neji: Good.
Lee: Temari weren't you saying something about waking up out youthful friend.
Elizabeth: -in tears- You can!
Temari: Um… Yeah.
Nicole: Then what are you waiting for! Get to it!
Temari: Don't tell me what to do!
Nicole: Don't tell me what to do!
Temari: I didn't!
Nicole: Yes you did. You told me to not tell you what to do. Therefore you were telling me what to do.
Temari: Yeah well after I told you not to tell me what to do. You told be what to do by telling me not to tell you what to do!
Nicole: Yeah! Well… What did you say?
Temari: Um… I'm not sure.
Elizabeth: Anyways! Can you wake Ashley up.
Temari: Oh yeah sure. -picks up Ashley and slaps her- WAKE UP!!!Ashley: -still unconscious-
Temari: -slaps her again- WAKE UP!!!!!!
Ashley: -still unconscious-
Temari: -slaps her repeatedly- WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP!!!
Ashley: -still unconscious-
Chouji: Man I'm getting hungry. -opens chip bag-
Ashley: -wakes up- I smell chips! -jumps up and looks around- Where is it?!
Elizabeth: What?
Ashley: -grabs Elizabeth by the shoulders- The chips!!! Where are the chips!!!
Elizabeth: Oh. Chouji has them.
Ashley: -looks at Chouji- Chips! -Jumps on Chouji-
Chouji: NOOOO!!! GET AWAY!!!
Ashley: GIVE ME THE DAMN CHIPS!!!
Chouji: NOOOO!!!!!!! OW!!! SHE BIT ME!!!!
Ashley: IT WILL BE A LOT WORST THAN THAT IF YOU DON'T HAND OVER THE CHIPS!!!!
Chouji: I'LL NEVER GIVE THEM UP!!! OWWW!!!
Ashley: -beats up Chouji-
Chouji: FINE!!! YOU CAN HAVE THEM!!!
Ashley: -takes chips- Thank you.
Chouji: -curls into a ball and cries-
Everyone: -stares at Ashley-
Ashley: What?
Elizabeth: You just took Chouji's chips.
Ashley: And?
Kiba: Chouji never lets anybody have his chips.
Ashley: Oh… I guess he just likes me then!
Nicole: What do you mean he likes you?! You practically killed the guy!!!
Ashley: I did not!!!
Chouji: -not moving-
Neji: Then why isn't he moving?
Ashley: He's just faking it. See. -pokes Chouji-
Chouji: -doesn't move-
Ashley: Ummm… Uh… Hey Naruto! Truth or Dare!!!
Naruto: Um… Shouldn't we-
Ashley: I SAID TRUTH OR DARE!!!!
Naruto: -hides behind Hinata- Dare.
Ashley: Okay! I dare you to give up ramen for a whole week!!!
Naruto: NOOOO!!! MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!
Elizabeth: Dude. Its just ramen.
Naruto: WITHOUT RAMEN I'LL DIE!!!
Nicole: Do you think you could hold on for a couple more minutes at least long enough to take your turn.
Naruto: Oh right. Shino Truth or dare.
Shino: Dare.
Naruto: I dare you to-
Elizabeth: -whispers something into his ear-
Naruto: What does that mean?
Elizabeth: -whispers something else in his ear-
Naruto: Ohhh! Ha ha that's funny!!!
Ashley: What did you tell him?
Elizabeth: You'll find out.
Naruto: Shino, I dare you to pop lock and drop it with Neji.
Neji/Ashley: WHAT!?!?!
Everyone: -laughs-
Ashley: You cant make him do that!
Elizabeth: It's a dare he has too.
Ashley: What makes you so sure Shino can even do that?
Shino: I can.
Everyone: O.o
Nicole: Alright then lets get this show on the road!!! -turns on Music-
Shino/Neji: -pop, lock and drop it-
Everyone: -laughs so hard they almost pee themselves-
Ashley: -stares in horror-
Lee: -covers eyes- MY YOUTHFUL VIRGIN EYES!!!
~Somewhere in the Village~
Sakura: Okay so we'll sneak in through here.
Ino: No. It'd be easier to sneak in through here.
Sakura: No! They might see us if we sneak through there.
Ino: No they wont!
Sakura: Yes they will!
Ino: No they wont!
Sakura: Yes they will!
Ino: No they wont!
Sakura: Yes they will!
Ino: No they wont!
Sakura: Yes they will!
~Back to Tsunade's office~
Elizabeth: -wiping tears from her eyes- That was hilarious!!!
Ashley: -staring in horror-
Nicole: Okay Shino its your turn!
Shino: Kakashi truth or dare.
Kakashi: Dare.
Shino: I dare you not to read Icha Icha for a month.
Kakashi: Okay.
Shino -thoughts- Damn I thought that one would get him!
Kakashi: Elizabeth truth or dare?
Elizabeth: DARE!!!
Kakashi: I dare you to kiss Gaara.
Elizabeth: OKAY!
Gaara: …
Kiba: What?! Your actually going to do it?!
Elizabeth: I have to it's a dare.
Kiba: Well I forbid it!!!
Elizabeth: You cant forbid a dare!!!
Kakashi: If you don't want her to kiss him Kiba than you can kiss him in place of her.
Kiba: Uh… Never mind go ahead and kiss him!
Elizabeth: Okay! -kisses Gaara on the hand-
Kakashi: -thoughts- I should have said on the lips!
Elizabeth: Jiraya truth or dare?
Jiraya: Truth.
Elizabeth: Is it true that you have a Play Boy collection under your mattress?
Jiraya: -gasp- How did you know!!!
Elizabeth: I didn't. But now I do.
Ashley: Your such a pervert Jiraya!!!
Kakashi: -whispering- Hey Jiraya let me borrow some play boy!
Jiraya: -whispering- No way they're mine!!!
Kakashi: -whispering- Come on they made we give up Icha Icha!!! I need something!
Jiraya: -whispering- No!
Ashley: What do you think they're talking about?
Nicole: I don't know?
Elizabeth: They're probably just discussing who to dare next.
Ashley: Yeah. Your probably right.
Narrator: They never did find out what that conversation was about.
Nicole: Who the hell are you?!
Narrator: The narrator.
Nicole: Okay this is like the eighth chapter.
Narrator: And?
Nicole: It's a little late to be showing up.
Narrator: Don't blame me she's the Authoress. -points to Ashley-
Nicole: Ashley! What the hell are you doing?!?!
Ashley: Um… Nothing.
Nicole: Why'd you add the narrator?
Ashley: Because I felt like it!
Nicole: Well get rid of him!!!Ashley: Fine.
Narrator: -falls off cliff and dies-
Ashley: There are you happy.
Nicole: Yes, yes I am.
Tsunade: -walks in-
Jiraya: Hey Tsunade!! Truth or dare?!
Elizabeth: Ha ha. Good one. Trying to scare us by saying Tsunade's here.
Ashley: Um… Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: What?
Ashley: Tsunade is here.
Elizabeth: Where?
Ashley: Over there. -points to door-
Elizabeth: -looks- OMG!!!! Everyone run!!!Tsunade: Don't even think about it!!! -blocks doorway- WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!?!?! -gasps- AND IS THAT MY BEER?!?! YOU LITTLE-
Jiraya: Now now Tsunade its not their fault. -grabs Tsunade's shoulders- I GOT HER!!! NOW RUN!!!Everyone: -jumps out window-
Tsunade: -punches Jiraya- GET THE HELL OFF ME!!! -goes to window- I'LL GET YOU GUYS!!! YOU CANT RUN FOREVER!!! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!
Jiraya: -gets up and runs out the door-
Tsunade: And you!!! -turns around- WHERE THE HELL DID HE GO?!?!?!?!
Sakura/Ino: -sneak into office-
Sakura: Ha we finally made it in!!!
Ino: Yeah, but where is everybody?
Tsunade: -clears throat-
Sakura/Ino: -turn around- WTF!!!Tsunade: YOU LITTLE BITCHES ARE GONNA GET IT!!!!!!Sakura/Ino: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! -run-
Tsunade: -catches them- Where do you think your going?!?!
Sakura/Ino: NOOOOO!!!!
Narrator: And we never heard from them again. So sad.
Nicole: HEY!!! I thought you jumped off a cliff!!!!
Narrator: Um… Yeah… About that. RUN!!! -runs-Nicole: GET BACK HERE!!!! -chases-
~back at Sasuke's house~
Ashley: Man that was some party!
Elizabeth: I know I'm pooped!
Ashley: I'm too tired to even make fun of that statement. -collapses on the couch and falls asleep-
Neji: I'm with you. -collapses on couch and falls asleep with Ashley-
Elizabeth: Awe they look so cute. -collapses and hits head on the coffee table-
Nicole: Ha ha! That was funny! -collapses on floor-
Everyone else: -collapses in random places-
Sasuke: -walks inside- Okay I'm better now. -sees everyone sleeping on the floor- WTF!!!
~Morning at Sasuke's House~
Ashley: -suddenly wakes up- PICKLES ARE EATING MY HOMEWORK!!!! -looks around- Few it was just a dream.
Elizabeth: -walks out of kitchen with a pickle- What was a dream?
Ashley: AAAAHHHH!!!! IT'S A PICKLE!!! -grabs the pickle and jumps on it-
Elizabeth: Dude Wtf?!?! That was my pickle!!!
Ashley: -grabs Elizabeth by shoulders- Pickles are evil. They are going to take over the world and eat my homework.
Elizabeth: Yeah… I think your still drunk from last night.
Ashley: Oh… I guess that would explain the hangover.
Elizabeth: Yeah… Hey! Where's Nikki?
Ashley: I don't know.
Nicole: -burst through door- HURRY!!!
Elizabeth: What?
Nicole: SHE'S COMING!!!!
Ashley: Who's coming?
Tsunade: -burst through door- HA!!! I FOUND YOU!!!Ashley/Elizabeth: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Sasuke: What the hells going on out here?! -sees Tsunade-
Neji: Will you guys shut up!!! -sees Tsunade-
Kiba: Yeah! Were trying to- -sees Tsunade- : I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!
Nicole: RUN!!!!
Ashley/Elizabeth/Nicole/Neji/Kiba/Sasuke: -runs-
~Somewhere Outside of Konoha~
Ashley: -stops running- Few I think we lost her!
Elizabeth: OMG!!! ITS HER!!!! -points-
Everyone: WHAT!!! -turn around-
Elizabeth: -laughs- You guys fell for it!!!
Nicole: That wasn't funny!!!
Elizabeth: -still laughing- Yes it was!
Ashley: Anyways. What do we do know?
Neji: Well we obviously cant go back to the village.
Sasuke: So what do we do now?
Kiba: Wait until Tsunade cools down.
Elizabeth: Or we could go into that cave.
Ashley: The one that says "Warning: Do Not Enter".
Elizabeth: Yup.
Nicole: Sounds good to me.
Neji: Are you sure we should go in there?
Ashley: Its just a cave what could happen.
Kiba: A lot of things.
Sasuke: Like us dying for one.
Elizabeth: Don't be such a wimp.
Nicole: Yeah come on lets go! -goes into cave-
Everyone: -follows-
Elizabeth: Wow its dark in here.
Ashley: -pulls flashlight out- Here.
Elizabeth: Um… Were did that come from?
Ashley: You don't want to know.
Elizabeth: Okay… -takes flashlight-
Nicole: Hey! Look over there!
Ashley: Over where.
Nicole: There! -points over there-
Ashley: Oh! Over there!… What is it?
Nicole: It's a big red button.
Elizabeth: Oooohhh! I wanna press it!
Kiba: -stops Elizabeth- Don't you know your never suppose to press the big red button.
Elizabeth: But I wanna press it!
Ashley: Hey! Its my turn to press the button!
Elizabeth: Na-uh! You got to press it last time!Ashley: No I didn't! You're the one who pressed the elevator button.
Elizabeth: No that was you!Neji: Does it really matter who presses it.
Ashley/Elizabeth: YES!!! -get into fight over who presses the button-
Nicole: Hey you two break it up! -tries to stop the fight-
Ashley/Elizabeth: -push Nicole-
Nicole: -runs into button-
Ashley/Elizabeth: HEY!!!
~10 seconds later~
Sasuke: Nothing happened.
Kiba: Yeah were still in the cave.
Cave: -thoughts- That's what you think.
Neji: Come on lets get out of here. -walks out of cave- Holy! Um… I don't think were in Konoha anymore.
Ashley: Whats do you mean? -walks out with everyone else- OMG!!!
Nicole: AAAAAHHHH!!! THERE ARE CARE BEARS EVERYWHERE!!!
Elizabeth: It seems that the button has transported us to Care Bear land.
Ashley: No shit Sherlock! Did you figure that one out when we walked out of the cave or when Nikki yelled Care Bears?!
Elizabeth: When we walked out of the cave.
Tender-Heart Bear: Hi! Do you wanna come play with us?!
Nicole: AAAAAAHHH!!! -kicks Tender-Heart-
Tender-Heart Bear: -goes flying- AAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Ashley: OMG!!! YOU JUST KICKED A CARE BEAR!!!
Elizabeth: Why would you do that?!?!
Nicole: They creep me out!
Tender-Heart Bear: -comes back- You bitch! You kicked me!!! -pulls out gun- Your gonna pay!
Ashley: OMG!!! Care bear gone bad!!!
Elizabeth: AWESOME!!!
Ashley: Run!!! -grabs Elizabeth-
Everyone: -runs back in cave-
Kiba: Hurry press the button!!!
Ashley: -goes to press the button-
Elizabeth: -stops her- Its my turn!!!
Ashley: No its my turn!!!Neji: I don't care who's turn it is just press the damn button!!!
Tender-heart Bear: You can run but you cant hide!!!
Ashley: Together on three!
Elizabeth: Okay!
Ashley: One… Two…
Elizabeth/Ashley: Three!!! -press button-
~10 seconds later~
Sasuke: Few! Were safe!
Neji: Yeah but now where the hell are we?
Kiba: I don't know but it isn't Konoha.
Ashley: Hm. This place looks familiar.
Elizabeth: Yeah. But I cant seem to put my finger on it.
Nicole: Me neither.
Unknown person: Ashley is that you making all that noise.
Ashley: Omg! That's my mom!
Elizabeth: That must mean were back home!
THE END!!! Just kidding!!! There's gonna be a sequel!!! Aren't you so happy!!! Well unless you hated it. Which in that case why would you read all the way to the end. You must be really bored. Anyways! The sequel will be called "Naruto In Our World". Please read it!!! I will give you all cookies!!!
