Blue: *snore*
Piper: Blue wake up the show is starting
Bluw: Ugh can't it wait? I pulled an all nighter getting this ready
Finn: She must be tired. She spelt her own name wrong
Stork: Classic signs of-
Blue: Okay fine I'm up! Before I forget Happy Birthday To Gato. Consider this my present.
Snipe: Pretty cheap present
Blue: What I couldn't hear you. Oh look the shows started.
Blue: Hello and
Finn: welcome to Ask A Character where you ask and we answer.
Blue: Hmm....Line stealing, that reminds me.
Piper: Aren't you supposed to be mad?
Blue: I would be if not for two things: one I've been taking anger management
Dark Ace: Did it work?
Blue: I punched a hole in the portacabin.
Everyone in the audience starts to look nervous
Aerrow: And the second one is?
Blue: I have hired three people to handle security. Let's introduce them.
A door opens in the wall behind Finn
Finn: So where are they?
Blue: The first is fifty-four years old biologically and one hundred and eight chronologically. I have no idea if that makes sense but he assures it might. Jack Blade, can you come in here?
A muscled man walks in. He has dark hair and dark eyes. Ravess's jaw hits the ground.
Stork: So you hired him because he is old?
Blue: No I hired him because he is part vampire. That means he can walk on ceilings, walls, he's super strong and has super speed.
Finn: Where is he?
Man from the audience: ignorant **.
Blue: He also came with a guy who can control the audience. George we did talk about this. *sighs* Anyway our second member is lean, mean and a face drawing machine. Her partner sabotaged the Dark Ace's button.
Dark Ace: Hey!
Blue: Gato, please can you come in here?
A digimon that looks like a cat walks in
Finn: Okay so where is she?
Blue: raises eyebrow She may be small but she will write on your face with permanent marker without hesitation.
Snipe: She's not scary. She's cute. Aren't you small fry?
Gato: Cuter than you, potato head.
Blue: And finally the leader of the team, she is the first ever Finn basher. She has tried to keep him out of her room with no success. And has given him the catchy nickname Punching Bag One.
PB1: Oh no.
Blue: Rose, get in here.
Rose walks in to the theme for the Terminator. She is wearing black sunglasses and almost walks into Jack
Master Cyclonis: Wow nice entrance
Rose: We are ready to start
Blue: Great. For a start, Jack put away the cigarillos.
Snipe: What are those? Ned Flanders's cigars.
Ravess: Ned who?
Blue: Ah, well Snipe was bugging me so I introduced him to YouTube. He may have watched a couple of episodes of the Simpsons.
Master Cyclonis: And they are?
Blue: Funny American Jaundice Patients.
Junko: And that means?
Blue: Never mind. Thanks for the dramatic entrance Security People.
All three of them look at her with raised eyebrows
Blue: We'll discuss names later. Disperse.
Finn: Where are they?
Blue: Doing their job. FYI you steal any of my lines and Gato will give you a bald cap.
Finn: Not the Finn-do.
Piper: Why not just shave him bald?
Blue: Because the Finn fangirls-
Finn: The Finnettes
Blue: Baldcap!
Finn: *whimpers*
Blue: Anyhow the Finn fans would skin me.
Dark Ace: What about the Security Force Three?
Everyone stares at the Dark Ace
Dark Ace: Well I think it's a good name.
Blue: *still slightly shocked* It's not bad. That's why I'm shocked. And as for your question I'm not willing to kill the security force ...on the first day.
Master Cyclonis: I know the feeling.
Blue: Anyway there's more news.
Ravess: Is it that we can start this farce soon so I can go and see these Simpsons?
Blue: Um...yes. But first I clicked up this. It's a giant television screen that will let us read the whole review so we can see everything people have to say.
Stork: *sarcastically* Hooray!
Blue: So I just insert this review sent in by Hawk Master and
Puts envelope in machine, It lights up and words appear on the screen
Stork- What's with the pink apron with flowers and dressing up like a woman to catch Finn when he was turned into a monster??
Piper: How long until you kill Finn or maim him?
Finn: What is up with all that stuff in your ears?
Dark Ace: Tell me what your real name is before you changed it, or face the wrath of Jack! (Jack will pound the carp out of DA if he refuses or insists that it is 'The Dark Ace')
'Paul' Chicken feather: What's your last name and middle name, if any?
Finn: I dare him to watch 4 hours of 'The Annoying Thing'
Ravess: Have you ever missed a target before? Like, fired an arrow and completely missed a skimmer?
'Paul': What's with the Doom-Laden-Weather-Balloons-of-Doom? Why not Weather-Balloons-of-Doom or Doom-Laden-Weather-Balloons?
Snipe: Hand him a piece of paper saying 'Turn over to see the wonder of perpetual motion' on both sides and see how long he goes before figuring it out.
BTW, I am a fan of Chicken feather :D I'm not uberobsessive about him, I just like him cause he's fun to watch.
Chicken Feather: Hooray I have a fan.
Master Cyclonis: I hope he get better soon.
Chicken Feather: But he's not sick
Master Cyclonis: If he's a fan of yours then something is wrong.
Finn: Oooh burned.
Puts his hand up to high five Master Cyclonis. She just rolls her eyes.
Blue: Put down your hand, Finn. Stork, you're first. So what is with the apron?
Stork: What I can't have nice things?
Blue: Pink isn't that nice.
Stork: You don't like it?
Blue: I'm BLUE. No duh I don't like it. Anyway why did you dress like a woman?
Stork: To catch Finn.
Aerrow: The weird thing is that it almost worked.
Blue: Strange. Anyway Piper how long before you kill and/or maim Finn?
Piper: Depends
Blue: On?
Piper: How I'm feeling.
Blue: Right, that's not strange or slightly creepy. Finn dude what is up with the stuff in your ear?
Finn digs around in his ear
Finn: Right now, peanut butter.
Blue: Gross. Keep that thing away from Ace tell us your real name is before you changed it or face the wrath of Jack. He will beat the carp out of you.
Dark Ace: But I'm not carrying any fish.
Blue: Actually while you were talking to me Amira filled your pockets, shirt, underwear and tiara with carp.
Dark Ace: It's not a tiara.
Blue: Whatever! Point is if you don't answer then he's going to beat you until all of it falls out so I would take your finger of that button if I were you.
Dark Ace: Fine. My real name before I changed it was Felix.
Blue: As in the cat?
Aerrow: No wonder you changed it.
Ravess: It's still better than Paul.
Everyone nods in agreement except for Chicken Feather.
Chicken Feather: Paul is a lot better.
Blue: No it's not. Accept this and move on. While you're doing this could you tell us your middle name and last name?
Chicken Feather: Dick Francis.
Stunned silence followed by everyone falling on the floor laughing even Cyclonis except for Chicken Feather.
Finn: Dude did your mother hate you or something?
Blue: *manages to stop laughing* Um, there's a dare for Finn but it'll have to wait until after the show because it takes four hours. Next is for Ravess.
Everyone is still laughing
Blue: Focus guys. We can laugh at Dick later. Ravess have you ever missed-
Ravess: No
Blue: But I didn't even-
Ravess: I have never missed.
Aerrow: *cough* liar *cough*
Ravess: Care to say that again.
Both of them stand up to fight
Blue: Security team assemble!
Gato jumps on Ravess's face while Aerrow while Jack grabs Aerrow and walks up the walls and onto the ceiling, hanging Aerrow by his ankle. Gato then jumps of Ravess. Ravess now has 'Don't Mess With Gato' written on her forehead.
Ravess: Why couldn't I be grabbed by Jack?
Blue: That question answers itself. Chicken Feather what's with the Doom-Laden-Weather-Balloons-of-Doom? Why not something shorter?
Chicken Feather: Well...
Aerrow: Let me down.
Chicken Feather: I thought Doom-Laden-Weather-Balloons-Of-Doom had a spin to it so I couldn't bear to shorten it.
Aerrow: Hello. A little help please!
Blue: I love this dare. Here Snipe I have a present for you.
Hands him a piece of card with 'Turn over to see the wonder of perpetual motion' on both sides. Snipe flips over the card then turns it over again. And again.
Master Cyclonis: We should probably just leave him for a while.
Blue: He's never going to work it out.
Master Cyclonis: I meant Aerrow.
Aerrow: The blood is rushing to my head but I can still hear you.
Blue: We have review from Rocky Rooster.
Puts the card into the machine.
Love the questions and answers so far, here are some from me:
For Stork:
when you put on your Trance Helmet, what is your "Happy Place" like?
Why don't you fight with the others? I've seen you kick all the Raptors asses and even defeat Snipe, so you are strong enough. Also, you don't have a weapon like everyone else, why?
How old are you? I find it hard to believe you are in your early-twenties as you seem less mature than Aerrow.
If you are so afraid of doom, why do you keep a highly-venomous spider as a pet?
If you fail to answer these, you must kiss Piper (with tongue) *evil grin*
For Finn:
When your skimmer gets cut in half during battle, why don't you deploy your parachute instead of crashing crotch-first into someone else?
If you fail to answer, you must eat Junko's cooking for a month.
For Ravess:
Why do you have one of your Talons playing your theme tune during a battle? Surely he'll be of more use to you if he had his hands on the controls?
Where do you get all these violin-playing Talons from? Do you have to send them to violin classes before you go into battle or something?
If you fail to answer, you must have your theme-music played with a kazoo for all future battles (actually, that'll be quite entertaining!).
That's all I can think of for now.
Blue: I like him. He has good taste in dares.
Aerrow: Can I come down now?
Blue: Well, we don't need you right now. Jack are you good hanging there until later?
Jack: Yeah sure. Gets out a cigarillo and starts to smoke.
Blue: 'Kay. Stay away from fire alarms tough guy. Stork let's start or you have to kiss Piper with tongues. Where is your happy place?
Stork: Somewhere warm and dark.
Blue: How would you know if it didn't work?
Stork: I would still be able to hear Finn.
Blue: Fair enough. Um... Why don't you fight with the others or have a weapon?
Stork: I don't like to leave the ship and I hate weapons.
Blue: So you're afraid of doom but you keep a highly venomous spider?
Stork: It makes me feel like dangerous like Finn running with scissors. Besides if I have to have a weapon, I'd like to make it a deadly one.
Blue: Shame! No Piper kissing.
Aerrow: Hooray!
Aerrow fangirls tape the moment and put it on YouTube as more proof that Aerrow loves Piper.
Finn: Yeah. Questions for the Finnster.
Blue: So why do you purposely land crotch first on skimmers?
Finn: Because everyone would be in the battle would be lost without the Finnster.
Aerrow: Yeah!
Piper: I think you might want to let him down now. He's delirious.
Aerrow: Ooh. Pink elephants in top hats.
Aerrow fangirls are taping it and putting it on their facebook accounts with 'this is the guy who beat the Dark Ace' underneath€.
Blue: Jack let him down.
Jack lets go off his ankle and Aerrow lands face first into his chair. Piper runs over to help him. Aerrow fangirls reach for their camcorders but find them missing. Amira is sitting next to them with a smirk on her face.
Stork: Ouch. He just did a Finn.
Finn: Hey! Aerrow could never pull off a Finn.
Blue: I am so glad he can't. Ravess you're next. So what is with the violins?
Ravess: I take it you are not a big violin fan.
Blue: No, I hate anything that used to be made of cats.
Gato: Yeah!
Ravess: I have him play the violin because it helps me concentrate. Besides they're too busy with their violin classes to be much good at fighting.
Blue: Well that answers my next question. I kind of wish you hadn't answered them. I would love to see you do a kazoo solo.
Ravess: I'm evil. I couldn't do that.
Blue: C'mon you know you want too. Ravess glares at Blue. Fine whatever. Your loss. Next reviewer.
Picks up the letter and it bursts into flames.
Dark Ace: Woah!
Master Cyclonis: How'd you do that?
Blue: I didn't. Aah hang on I know who this is from. Aerrowfangirl1993. See whenever I get a letter full of criticisms it bursts into flames when I pick it up.
Blows out the letter and shoves it in the machine.
WTF is wrong with you? Are you trying to be funny because you aren't succeeding! This plotline has been done so many times that I could cry but this is by far the worst. And would you please put Aerrow with someone because your pathetic Irish jig around the pairing AxP is annoying and pathetic. What an abuse to the good Storm Hawks name. If you have any shred of dignity left toss this story in the garbage where it belongs and leave the fanfiction world forever.
Oh yes I need to give a question: Blue: Why didn't your parents spare us all the trouble and drown you at birth.
Blue: Hmm what's wrong with me? Where to begin?
Finn: Your hair.
Stork: Your obsession with Storm Hawks.
Junko: The fact that don't like Doritos.
Blue: It was rhetoric al.
Snipe: Your weird eyes.
Blue: Go back to your piece of paper. I think I'm funny what about you guys.
Awkward silence followed by crickets chirping.
Blue: Thanks guys. Real nice. Maybe I should pair Aerrow up with someone.
Aerrow: Just not the Dark Ace.
Dark Ace: *sarcastic* I'm hurt.
Aerrow: You're just not my type.
Ravess: What's this about an Irish jig?
Blue: I don't know. I can't do any Irish dances.
Chicken Feather: You haven't answered the question.
Blue: Why didn't my parents drown me at birth?
Piper: Because they love you?
Blue: No because I have gills. Silence I'm kidding....maybe. Okay next reviewer is from Lil' Pup.
Shoves in the letter
Piper: If you had to choose between dating Cyclonis or Dark Ace who would you pick?
Cyclonis: If you weren't evil and were just a normal teenager would you consider being friends with Piper?
Dark Ace: Do you ever regret betraying the original Storm Hawks?
Ravess and Snipe: How did you two get along when you were younger?
To the male Storm Hawks: How would you feel if Piper had excepted Cyclonis offer to join her in the episode "Best Friends Forever" or had really quit the team in "Storm Warning?"
Chicken Feather: Don't feel bad about losing to Radarr, it's not your fault he's awesome.
Chicken Feather: *sarcastically* Thanks Lil' Pup I feel so much better now.
Blue: Don't be mean to the reviewers or I will set Rose on you.
Chicken Feather:*sarcasm continues* Oooh I'm so scared.
A pot of purple paint appears out of nowhere and splatters Chicken Feather and then a pillow drops on him covering him with feathers.
Blue: You should be. Props to Rose for choice of colour. Paul the Purple Chicken Feather. Brilliant. So Piper if you had to choose between Cyclonis and the Dark Ace for a date you would pick...
Piper: The Dark Ace because Cyclonis really doesn't care either way and I'm not gay.
Blue: Good choice. Next Cyclonis: If you weren't evil-
Cyclonis presses her button.
Blue: But this is an easy question.
Cyclonis: I am not answering stupid questions where I am not evil.
Blue: Fine, be that way. Ravess and Snipe, did you get on when you were tots?
Ravess: In a way.
Blue: Meaning?
Snipe: Doesn't look up from flipping the paper As long as I did what she said she didn't steal my building blocks.
Blue: You used to play with building blocks.
Ravess: He used to chew them.
Blue: Lead paint?
Ravess: Looks like it.
Blue: Right. Aerrow, Finn, Junko, Stork how
Radarr screeches indignantly
Blue: Sorry Radarr. Aerrow, Finn, Junko, Stork and Radarr how would you feel if Piper had left?
Radarr shakes his head and gives two thumbs down
Aerrow: Like an arm was missing.
Finn: I wouldn't notice she was gone.
Junko: Bad that she was gone.
Stork: I would miss someone intelligent to talk to and her sandcakes.
Piper: Aww thanks guys. And for the record Finn I wouldn't miss you either.
Finn girls start hissing from the audience when a tranquilizer dart knocks one of them out and then they all sit down.
Finn: Where did that come from?
Blue: Hmm... I'm guessing George.
George (somewhere in the audience) Git!
Blue: Rock on George. Anyway moving on. Here's a review from booklover4177.
Shoves in the letter to the machine
Good chapter. As for my questions they are:
Dark Ace - If Aerrow and Lightingstrike had been able to fight each other who would win?
Stork - Why are you in love with the Condor and obsessed with doom?
Finn - Have you ever actually got a girl to go on a date with you, ever?
Dark Ace - Who's stronger Cyclonis or Piper?
And to everyone - Is there anything worse than Finn's rock?
As for a dare, you could have some one dress up as a ballerina. It would be hilarious to see someone like the Dark Ace wearing that. Or you could give Cyclonis a makeover. That would certainly be interesting for sure.
Anyway, keep up the good work. Can't wait to read the next chapter!
Blue: These are some good questions. So Dark Ace who would win between Aerrow and his dad?
Dark Ace: Probably Lightningstrike. He was a lot stronger.
Blue: Fair enough. Stork why are you in love with the Condor and obsessed with doom?
Stork: I am not in love with the Condor.
Finn: Don't worry Stork we won't tell her you said that.
Stork: Shut it Finn. I am not obsessed with doom I just think it is a big factor in life.
Blue: How depressing.
Stork: Thank you.
Blue: Finn, revenge time. Have you ever had a date with a girl ever?
Finn: Well...we've been like really busy and stuff....with saving the Atmos
Stork: That's a no.
Blue: Thanks Stork we could have been here all day. Dark Ace who is the strongest between Cyclonis and Piper?
Dark Ace: Cyclonis.
Blue: I thought you would say Piper. Cyclonis doesn't care either way.
Dark Ace: When it comes to Piper she can be a bit touchy.
Master Cyclonis: I am not!
Blue: Moving swiftly on! Everybody is there anything worse than Finn's rock?
Aerrow: Nope.
Piper: Not in this life.
Stork: It spells instant doom
Ravess: No
Snipe: I will figure this piece of paper.
Dark Ace: Nothing is worse
Master Cyclonis: I would use it to torture small animals
Junko: I kind of like it
Stunned silence
Finn: Thanks man.
Blue: Once again Junko you are way too nice. As for the dares afterwards I think there's a dare that I could combine it with that would be brilliant.
Dark Ace: Which one?
Blue: I think deep down you know.
Ravess: The one with him dressing up like a ballerina.
Blue: Bingo. Anyway next review from soraXkairi-4eva. She actually locked a character in the audience called Yami.
Finn: What cool stuff can she do?
Blue: Not sure. I assume she'll let me know later as a surprise. Her author though has some awesome dares.
Shoves in the letter
Aerrow,i dare you to kiss piper.
Dark ace, i dare you to wear a tutu with your tiara. and fairy wings. and a plastic wand. and you have to sing the fairy godmothers song, bippety-boppety-boo!
Cyclonis, i dare you to swear that you will never again try to separate or harm the stormhawks, and YOU MUST MEAN IT!
i have hair like aerrows, so i want Aerrow to recommend good hair products next time!
*finns air guitar rocks*
Aerrow grabs Piper and kisses her full on the lips. There is wolf whistling from the crowd. The Aerrow fangirls may have ripped them both to pieces but they are mysteriously taped to their chairs. Gato and Amira high five holding rolls of duck tape.
Aerrow: You think that will stop people asking if we like each other now.
Blue: Don't pretend you did it purely to get the reviewers of your back.
Stork: Are you okay Piper?
Piper tries to speak but nothing comes out.
Blue: Give her a moment. She seems to be breathless. While Piper is doing that Dark Ace you have a dare to complete.
Dark Ace: Do I have too?
Blue: Hell yes!
Clicks fingers and the Dark Ace is dressed as a ballerina with plastic wings and a wand. He still has his tiara though.
Blue: Popcorn.
Everyone is suddenly holding a bag of popcorn.
Blue: And action.
The Dark Ace does a very sulky rendition of 'Bippety Boppety Boo' looking at his feet. Finally the song ends.
Simon Cowell: Horrible, just horrible.
Louis Walsh: Next time son look up from your feet.
Cheryl Cole: I think your song choice was wrong and everything went downhill from there.
Danni Minogue: I like your outfit.
Blue: Final words?
Danni: No.
Cheryl: No.
Louis: Absolutely not.
Simon: Four no's. We're out of here.
Blue clicks her finger and the X factor judges disappear.
Dark Ace: Can I get out of this now?
Ravess: I like you in it.
Chicken Feather: You look good in pink.
Snipe: Aah! This piece of paper will not outsmart me.
Dark Ace: Let me out of this.
Blue: Oh fine cry baby.
Snaps fingers and he's dressed in his Cyclonian uniform.
Dark Ace: Thank you.
Blue: Whatever. For the record, I prefer you in pink. C'mon Master Cyclonis you have to say it.
Master Cyclonis: No I don't.
Blue: If not you'll have to do a forfeit.
Master Cyclonis: And that would be?
Blue: A lot worse than having to lie very well.
Master Cyclonis: Fine. I will never try to separate or harm the Storm Hawks.
Blue: That almost sounded real.
Master Cyclonis: It was. I will succeed in separating and harming the Storm Hawks.
Finn: Saw that coming.
Junko: You are so predictable now.
Blue: How true. Our next reviewer is the one we call Doilan.
Shoves in the letter
pfft my 'hard' questions were swiped aside just like that? must try harder! O.o
Questions:
Finn: how excited are you about finding out something Piper doesn't know? seeing as you and Stork found out crystals have allergies.
Lougy: how's that engineers course going? (because everyone knows secretly he is smarter then the rest of the Raptors)
Aerrow: how sick are you of AerrowxPiper questions? and what is your favorite past time (being a Sky Knight doesn't count as it is a job as well as a hobby)
Finally Piper: was that orphanage you and Aerrow grew up in near a wind tunnel? because that hair can't be natural O.o (I odd myself out sometimes)
Pranks: Finn takes off shoes and throws it at Cyclonis (reference to that Iraqi reporter throwing his shoes at Bush)
the wrestlers attack! :p
I like this so far Blue I can't wait to see the next one!
from the one they call Doilan.
Blue: That's a really good question.
Finn: It was awesome knowing something that Piper didn't know. In your face Piper.
Piper stares dreamily into space.
Blue: I don't think she can hear you. Piper are you with us?
Piper: Hmm...
Chicken Feather: Wow you really caught her of guard,
Blue: I'm really annoyed now.
Stork: Why?
Blue: Because I keep on having to make Raptors appear out of thin air and let's be fair: they reek.
Chicken Feather: Apparently on Bogaton there's no such thing as deodorant.
Blue: What a fun place for all the family. Okay Lougy appearing in one two cover your noses three.
Snaps fingers and a very confused Lougy appears next to the snack table.
Finn: Aren't you going to tie him up?
Blue: No point. He's not as aggressive as Repton. Okay Lougy over here.
Lougy: Hello, pretty lady.
Blue: How's the engineers' course going?
Lougy: Haribo!
Lougy dives head first into a large bowl of Haribo.
Dark Ace: I really doubt that he is smarter than Repton.
Junko: I don't know. He has good taste in sweets.
Blue: Thanks Lougy. Good look with whatever.
Snaps her fingers and Lougy and the bowl of Haribo disappears.
Finn: Aww. Now all the Haribo is gone.
Blue: *sighs*
Snaps fingers and more Haribo appears.
Blue: So Aerrow were you really that sick of AerrowxPiper questions that you kissed Piper or do you just love her?
Aerrow: A bit of both.
Blue: I can understand that. So what is your favourite pastime apart from being a Sky Knight?
Aerrow: Mastering Sky Fu.
Blue: Awesome I guess. Okay the next question was for Piper. Piper? You're going to have to snap out of it eventually.
Piper: Wow!
Aerrow: I know.
Stares into each other eyes. Everyone else roll their eyes.
Blue: Okay not to ruin the moment but I need to ask an important question.
Piper: What is it?
Blue: Was your orphanage built next to a wind turbine?
Piper: Really? That's your important question.
Blue: Technically it's Doilan's important question.
Piper: Should have known. No it wasn't. By the way did I see Lougy earlier?
Blue: Yeah but that's old news. One dare for Finn: Throw your shoes at Master Cyclonis.
Finn: What?
Master Cyclonis: Try it boy.
Finn throws shoes at Master Cyclonis who pulls out a crystal and turns them into ducks who fly away.
Blue: Where did you get those from?
Finn: Come back here shoes.
Runs after shoes. Laughing from the audience.
Blue: It was George wasn't it?
Master Cyclonis: No.
Blue: Amira?
Master Cyclonis: No.
Blue: Rose?
Master Cyclonis: Yeah.
Rose: It only turns shoes to ducks.
Blue: Well it keeps Finn busy for a while so I'm happy. How's the paper going Snipe?
Snipe: Gah!
Blue: Life is good. Anyway our next reviewer is Diehardstormhawksfan.
Shoves in the letter
I have a few questions for Dark Ace:
Dark Ace, you were on the original Storm Hawks. Who was Aerrow's mother? And is it true that your name used to be Tanner?
-Diehard
Blue: I've always wondered who Aerrow's mother was. So Felix who was she?
Dark Ace: Aerrow's mother was the crystal specialist, Nyx.
Blue: Awesome name. Short for Nicola?
Dark Ace: No her name was just Nyx.
Blue: Okay next is LoveEvilYami.
Shoves in the letter
Ask Cyclonis for me: Besides being a hobby, WHY do you want the Atmos? Wouldn't it be more work RULEING it then it has been trying to GET it? I mean, what's the point and where's your motivation, really?
As for the dares (EVIL laugh): Dark Ace is being dared to spend exactly 45 minutes listening to an Ipod filled ONLY with Finn's 'best' music.
Oh, and if he chickens out he has to tell Chicken Fea- Paul that he'd make a better Master then "that creep" Cyclonis would.
Heres the catch in that: Cyclonis can't know what's going on when DA says it.
But that's if he chickens out.
Hope that wasn't TOO confusing Blue!
Blue: Not at all Yami. So Cyclonis why do you want Atmos besides it being a hobby?
Master Cyclonis: Because I could do it better than anyone else.
Blue: I have to admire your confidence.
Master Cyclonis: Thank you.
Blue: Even if it is deluded. Dark Ace are you going to take the iPod or the chicken option.
Dark Ace: It's so hard to choice.
Blue: Bearing in mind that you have to do the chicken option in a chicken costume.
Dark Ace: What? But she never said-
Blue: Just don't take the chicken option.
Dark Ace: Fine pass me the iPod.
Blue passes him a hot pink iPod.
Dark Ace: Does this come in black?
Blue: Just plug it in. I'll turn it down if I need to ask you something. Your time starts......now!
Dark Ace presses play.
Dark Ace: This isn't so bad I guess AAAHHH THE PAIN!
Collapses to the floor in pain.
Blue: I can't watch this.
Click fingers and a tarp appears over the Dark Ace.
Ravess: Much better.
Blue: I know right. Okay next reviewer is MissJuly005.
Shoves in the letter
Omgosh LOL! :D
I'm in love with this story, it's hilarious!
Anyways... I think whatever you do with the next chapters I'm sure it will be great!
I would love to see some more Piper x Aerrow moments. And some of Finn's dumb moments... :P
hm...
Also, if you're gonna do a truth or dare chapter then for a truth for Piper: If you had to go on a date with one of the boys on your squadron who would it be?
-MJ005 (Not logged in,)
Blue: See someone thinks that I'm funny.
Ravess: One person. Congratulations what an achievement.
Blue: I don't care that was sarcastic. I'm still ecstatic. So Piper who would you go on a date with?
Piper: Aerrow.
Stork: What a surprise.
Finn: Come back here shoe ducks.
Blue: Wait there's more.
oh! and they actualy have to go on a date after (but don't tell her that before she answers the question) as a dare! (You chose the date and make sure you spy on them :D )
Piper: Hey!
Blue: Don't worry. I don't care where you go on a date and I am not going to spy on you.
Aerrow: This is going to be so much fun.
Blue: Moving on to our next reviewer which is Untoldtitan. Can I just say shame on Aerrowfangirl1993 for flaming your story when you clearly said 'no flames'.
Shoves in the letter
*sniff* *sniffle* Why didn't you answer my question * Tries to fight tears* *sniff* *sniff* I nice to lots of people and *sniff* I just wanted to see what you'd say. *sniff* Ace why do you want me to hurt you? It's *sniff* hard even if your a bad guy. *sniff* *sob* *sob* But you have your reasons *sniff* sorry If I offened you in any way thanks *sniff* bye
Laterz,
Luna
P.s I am NOT a crazy fan girl stalker
To Blue: Try to guilt them in with is an awsome story keep going.
Blue: I would Luna but I think your questions have been answered.
Piper: I do feel kind of bad.
Blue: You should. *whispers to camera* Good work Luna.
Stork: What was that?
Blue: Oh look a review from Letho Bion.
Shoves in the letter
Dude, you're awesome.
Blue: I know. Thanks for embracing it.
okay, here's my questions:
Aerrow, have you ever had a girlfriend?
Piper, You've spent your entire life living with guys; who do you consider as your female best friend? oh, and I hope no one's offended. All the females in Stormhawks are awesome. With the exception of Ravess.
Finn, a little advice; Love the passion for rock, man. But tune down on the metal when others are there. Metal is for yourself when no one understands. Still, some easy-going rock won't go wrong, even with Piper. Actually, I think she might like some All Time Low, or Marianas Trench.
Dark Ace, what did your parents name you, and please confirm my theory that you betrayed the Storm Hawks because you were unappreciated. The 'ignoring young people' is a running theme here.
Oh yeah, and just a few more comments to them. Aerrow, you're an idiot because you never noticed Piper as a female. Finn, I can understand, because he's probably ruled her out as a sister before his hormones kicked in, but you? You and Piper have been saving each other. And have you ever though that the perfect attunement was destiny? And have you noticed that piper can never stay mad at you when you smile at her? Geez, Aerrow. I know you're fourteen, but you can't possibly be as thick as Finn.
And Piper, as much of a supporter of Aerrow x Piper I am, If you don't claim him soon, I'll be taking that spot you have right next to him. Just a little warning. Not to mention the fangirls I'll have to fight to get there.
And a comment to Radarr; I love you!
okay, that was long. Sorry. Keep up the awesome work!!
Blue: So have you ever had a girlfriend Aerrow?
Aerrow: Not until now.
Piper: You haven't asked me.
Aerrow: I thought I'd do that on our date when we aren't being watched.
Blue: So Piper who is your favourite female best friend?
Piper: Starling. She's my favourite...well second favourite sky knight.
Finn: Thanks for the tips on rock, dude. Come back here shoes.
Blue: Okay that never gets old. Alright I have to let out the Dark Ace now. Even I am not cruel enough to make him do the full forty five minutes.
Snaps fingers and the Dark Ace is sitting on his seat again minus the tarp and the iPod
So Dark Ace/Felix did you betray the Storm Hawks because you were underappreciated?
Dark Ace: Of course. I deserved to be something better than the side kick.
Aerrow: So am I still an idiot even after I've noticed Piper as a female?
Ravess: Just what every girl wants to hear: I've finally noticed you as a female.
Blue: That's a yes. Speaking of which I don't envy you the fights against the fangirls Piper.
Piper: I can take them.
Blue: 'Kay. Next reviewer is Ali. Always great to hear from her.
oh...
your last sentence just gave me an idea!
can you please make them all have a prank war! (maybe SH vs Cyclonians)
i think that would be awesome!
if you like that idea, then i can PM you some prank ideas, so just reply and i will
awesome chapter by the way!
Blue: A prank war! What do you guys think?
Aerrow: Pretty cool.
Piper: Great.
Junko: Cool
Finn: Awesome
Dark Ace: Good, I suppose
Ravess: Excellent
Master Cyclonis: Above average
Snipe: I will not be beaten by paper!
Chicken Feather: Lame.
Blue: So they think it's a good idea. But since you haven't done anything in a while maybe you should give it a go. Next on our reviewer list is delphigirl689.
Another great chapter, Blue! Now let me clarify that last question of mine. Do Aerrow and Piper love each other? And PLEASE don't let them skip it. I really want to know. Now, for the other question; would Aerrow and Piper be willing to die for each other? Don't let them skip this one either.
Blue: I think that first one is fairly obvious but-
Aerrow and Piper are staring at each other in love and all that mushy stuff,
Blue: Guys! Would you die for each other?
Aerrow and Piper: *not looking away* Yes,
Blue: Oh good. That is kind of creepy.
Stork: You're telling me.
Blue: Hey! This next review is from Gato. And look it has a video. Let's watch
Amira is seen sneaking around and cuts a hole in the floor backstage where she got the bathtub from, she crawls down in the hole and makes her way quickly and quietly through the passage way. She finds everyone's button box and goes to the Dark Aces. She sees the security camera. "Hey to whoever's watching this, I'm about to cut off the power from Dark Aces button box. Oh yeah and D.A if you happen to be watching, have this in mind...(pulls sword from behind her back) I'VE STILL GOT YOUR SWORD! (blows a rasberry and disconnects electric circuit, security tape ends)
Dark Ace: That little pest!
Blue: I wish she hadn't disconnected the camera. Breaking it would have been so much more dramatic. Anyway let's read the rest of the review
I HATE RAVESS! You think you're so good and what not. So I've got a dare for you! Eat a large gluestick! (laughs like a psychopath) NOBODY GETS AWAY WITH MAKING ME ANGRY! (Amira pulls me away from screen)
Ravess: How large a gluestick are we talking here?
Gat rubs her palms together gives an evil laugh and then brings out a six foot long gluestick with the help of Amira.
Ravess: Oh my!
Blue: You might as well get started. We don't need you for this next review from Mcbatlovin.
Dare: (For Dark Ace) Go on a blind date, using the enternet(Your goal is to make her like you, without force).
Q: (for Finn) Which you fangirl would you choose to kiss?
I'm not a fangirl, but feel free...
Dark Ace: What is the enternet?
Blue: A dating site for OC's. You can go on there after the show is over. Aww since there's a question for Finn I guess I have to get rid of duck shoes. What a waste.
Clicks fingers and the ducks land on Finn's chair and turn back into his shoes.
Finn: Yay! Pulls the shoes back on.
Piper: You have to feel sorry for them.
Blue: True. So Finn which fangirl would you choose to kiss?
Finn: Hmm... Looks at the rows of screaming fangirls The brunette in the front row.
Blue: The one with 'I love you Aerrow' on her shirt.
Finn: I love a girl who plays hard to get.
Blue: She's playing impossible to get.
Finn: I know that's why I love it.
Stork: Mindworms
Blue: For once, I agree. And our next reviewer is our very own Rose.
Paul? That his name. No wonder he changes his names all the time. I do enjoy being the security and you can use me as security any time you want.
Blue: I'll hold you to that.
Cyclonis: What do you do in your spare time when you're not trying to take over Atmos?
Ravess: Why are you working for a 14 year old?
Piper: Do you have a crush on somebody and if you do who are they and if you don't did you have a crush on somebody before?
Aerrow: Can you sing well?
Well there you go. Update soon please. Oh and I don't mind being mentioned at all. ByeBlue: So what are your hobbies Cyclonis?
Master Cyclonis: Torturing small animals. The bluer the better.
Radarr hides behind Aerrow.
Blue: Stop picking on Radarr. He's awesome. Ravess why are you working for this creep?
Ravess:*mouth full of glue* Nothing better to do.
Blue: You're joking.
Ravess:*spitting glue flecks everywhere* I worked for her grandmother before her.
Blue: Great. Now please stop talking before we are all permanently stuck to our chairs. Piper-
Piper: Aerrow.
Blue: Yeah I know stupid question and all. No offense Rose. So Aerrow can you sing well?
Aerrow: No.
Piper: He can't.
Stork: Nope.
Finn: The dude was born tone-deaf.
Blue: How sad that must be. Hooray we are down to our last reviewer.
Everyone: Hurray!!!
Blue: Okay so our last reviewer is LadyLombax.
Aerrow: DO YOU LOVE PIPER? yes or no answer only. the world needs to Know!!
Blue: Okay does the world know?
Everyone: Yes.
Blue: Fine. We can skip this one.
Piper: Same question as Aerrow. yes or no answer.
Blue: And this one.
Dark Ace and Cyclonis: How do you feel about the fact that people pair you two together romantically?
Dark Ace and Ravess: Same question
Dares
Finn: Go kiss a fan girl of the Dark Ace.
Chicken Feather and Radar: Hit Snipe with his malice 2 times each. I think you are AWESOME!
Blue: Lock up Snipe after CK and Radar's dare. Insert a truth finder in everyone's chair to ensure they tell the truth and maybe an electrifier.
To All of You: Yes, I know I'm evil.
Dark Ace: Well as long as she is aware.
Blue: Does it bother you when you are paired with Cyclonis?
Dark Ace: Yeah! She's a little bit too young for me.
Master Cyclonis: And he is my servant!
Blue: 'Kay then. And what about Ravess?
Dark Ace: She is such as suck up. And now she's drooling all over Jack.
Ravess: Am not!
Blue: Glad you finished that glue stick. I was tired of your breath stick the hairs to the back of my neck.
Dark Ace: Likewise.
Blue: Okay Dark Ace fangirls which one of you wants to kiss Finn?
Silence
Finn: Then I'll pick for you. Grabs Yami and kisses her. Woah! I know what her special talent is.
Blue: She's an awesome kisser?
Finn: How'd you guess?
Blue: Call it intuition. Chicken Feather and Radarr while Snipe is busy take him out. Here's his mace.
Snipe is busy with his piece of paper. Chicken Feather quickly knocks him twice with the mace and then passes it to Radarr who falls over backwards from the weight of it.
Snipe: Wait. I've got it. Every time I flip it over its perpetual motion.
Blue: *stunned* What do you know? He got it. Claps her hands and a cage falls over Snipe
Snipe: Hey!
Blue: Sorry but that was part of the dare. We have another reviewer. LostLyra
Shoves letter in machine.
Yo! LostLyra here. Loving it so far XD. Can you introduce one of my OC's? Storks amazing girlfriend! She's about the same height, milky blue skin tone, and purple eyes. She keeps him on his toes and stops him from overreacting all the time ( she's also a run away from her home terra, and the psychotic merb who wants her for his queen - Farigin)!!
I also have a question for Aerrow! XD - Seeing as you've already used up your skip... What would you do if you had to choose between Piper and Radarr - answer truthfully!
Piper - what's your preferred crystal to give Finn the ultimate tourcher? And would you use it.
Finn - what's the deal with people seemingly wanting to pair you with older women from the show - noticebly Starling and Ravess (Ravess, what's your reply to that?
Cyclonis - Do you have a crush on Piper - there are a lot of hints on the show!! (If you know where to look!)
Also for Blue - Were the heck is Starling in this? She's as much as a Storm Hawk as the rest of them are!!
P.S Still thinks Piper and Radarr are awsome - no offence on the question XD
P.P.S Sorry for all the questions! I woudl like them answered.
Blue: Um...Lyra his skip button get renewed every episode.
Aerrow: Speaking of which
Aerrow presses the red button
Blue: Ugh you're no fun.
Aerrow: It's a choice about whether I want Radarr to kill me or Piper.
Blue: True but it would have been fun to watch. I'm really honestly sorry but does anyone have any idea what this next question means?
Stork: Never mind that. When is my girlfriend getting here?
Blue: Well there were some technical difficulties in getting her to come.
Stork: Which are?
Blue: We have no idea what her name is. Returning to the questions Finn why do you think people pair you with older women?
Finn: I have no idea. Maybe that there aren't that many girls my age around except for Piper and Dove.
Blue: So true. Next Cyclonis do you have a crush on Piper?
Master Cyclonis: No. What kind of person would put me with her?
Blue: Don't put it down there are some really cool stories with that pairing. And the last question is for....me. Weird. Why isn't Starling here? She was busy and technically she isn't a Storm Hawk.
Chicken Feather: She scares me.
Blue: Maybe we should have her on then. Right before we end the show I have a request. I have come up with a name for the security team: Security Force Five.
Stork: But there are only five of them.
Blue: That's why I need two more OC's for the team. The one with the best powers will be picked and taken into the Force. Okay until next time we-
Finn: Are waiting for your questions.
Blue: Get him!
Security force chase Finn of the stage.
Blue: R&R. And don't worry Amira will have coverage of Aerrow and Piper's date for next time.
Anyone with an OC with a cool talent we are seroiusly in need of two more security guards. Okay maybe not but Security Force Five sounds better than Security Force Three. We also need more cool people to help with the audience. George and Amira can only help with so much and Amira has a date to tape.
Aerrow: And if you have any better names you might want to send them in
Dark Ace: What's wrong with my name?
Aerrow: Which one do you mean: Felix, Dark Ace or SF5?
Dark Ace: All of them
Blue: This is going to take a while. Until next time
