DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the Naruto charater's, I did come up with a buncha the name's though. And I also don't own any music, so.....shyea

Naruto is AWSOMENEZZ... time for story.....whaaa, I won't get to put Shikamaru in the story untill chapter (start's counting planned schedule).... CHAPTER 12 OR 13! OH NOEZ!

Anywayz, time for the stooooooooooooory, (P.S. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN MY GIVCHOJISUMLUVCLUB ON DEVIANT ART REVIEW AND TELL ME SO SO I CAN LINK YOU TO IT! PLEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ IM DESPERATE!...OH! AND I DON'T OWN DEVIANT ART EITHER!)

Another note: I was livid, I would have posted this WAY sooner if I hadn't forgotten the stupid lyric's to the last song in this chapter.(which birthed two really emo fan fic's by mwah) but then, of course, the over all reason for this being late is a combination of forgotten lyric's, lazyness, busyness, sleepingness. and me-makeing-five-fanfics-at-once-nezz. XP if you read my fiction's made out of pissy depression, I'm sorry (They are a OrochimaruXAnko fiction called 'Just You And Me My Love' and a SasoDei (I like saying that XD) fiction 'If You Could Feel Alive')

--------------------------------------------------------Chapter 2: Murderous Intention's

I feel the bump on the back of my head as I try and struggle out of the covor's, suddenly praying for a lock on my door for the first time in my life. Jiraiya stand's next to me with the pan's he banged together to wake me in his hand's, still his same goofy grin on his face.

"What time is it?" I moan,

"Urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum......" He 'uhz' for a while, "..... five-thirty!"

"WHAT!?" I scream, looking at the clock on the wall show's him to be right, "DO YOU ALWAY'S WAKE UP THIS EARLY?!"

"Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no," He finishes, must still be on a coffee high, oh how I'll alway's dread shopping night,

".... Then why start now?"

"I'm not! I just wanted to wake you up!"

"Becaaause?" I copy slightly,

"....You looked so cute sleeping!" He smile's bigger (didn't know that was possible) I look down and notice a extra blanket that wasn't there before, yup. I wanna lock on my door, "BREAKFAST!" He scream's,

I stare at him a little, "What's for it?"

"....Ramen! but the cafe doesn't open till' seven," I fail at fighting a smile,

"Lunch?"

"Ramen,"

"Dinner?"

"Ramen,"

" ALL SNACK'S IN-BETWEEN!?"

"RAMEN!"

"YAY'S!" I jump up and we do a little dance around the room, tangoing and square and what I kinda hoped was the jig. He luckily danced himself out the room and shut the door, which I breathed a sigh of relief had a lock. I danced around a little more and landed in the computer chair, I didn't bring any school supplie's hopeing for a no-homework excuse, but what he had on the desk seemed like everything I would need. Oh well, I'd have to thank him after he calmed down, I might have to do homework right away but who doesn't get excited over free new stuff?

I turned the computer on, it was surpriseingly high-tech for such a tiny place, and I started wondering where the hell this guy get's all the money from. Logging on I made my account and was glad to find internet. Suddenly feeling extreamly bored, I logged on to my DeviantArt account, I felt pathetic doing it but I checked my friend's list to see if anyone was on, UchihaHeir667 was the only one on, can you guess who that is?

I sent him a random note that just had alot of text-talk and all caps, 'HI SAS-GAY! MEZ STALKYING UZ!' like usual, his reply was the expected 'And I thought I'd have gotten rid of you here,' I countered with 'I am teh lukyzt gal in teh wrld! lol. And, do u evr sleep?' adding a 'poke' emoticon at the end,

'Not untill I know you won't burst in and sick the fangirl's on me,' He put's the tackle emoticon at the end, I reply 'We only man handle u in gym Sas-gay- wait wer u tlking bout teh galz?' adding the hump emoticon, after a couple minute's of no reply I check and see that he logged off, I pout like someone's watching.

Turning. I notice Jiraiya standing on the building next to me looking through the window, I stare wide-eyed and walk slowly toward's the window, "Whut are you doing's?" I say, forgetting for a second that I'm not on the computer,

"Nuh-ten," He replie's

".....Okay's,"

"Was that your girlfriend?"

"No, it was a guy from my orpha-"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH....." He stretch's for a creepily long amount of time, " Your boyfirend?"

"What!?!" I yell going wide-eyed again, I swear this guy make's ME feel mature,

"Have you kissed yet?"

"NO- I MEAN OF COURSE NOT!" Well, there was that one time where I was standing on top of his desk and the guy infront of him through his arm back.... "UGH! WHY THE HECK DOE'S SASUKE'S MOUTH TASTE LIKE TOMATOE'S AND LEMON'S!?" I look at him and notice him stareing.... I was thinking out-loud again wasn't I? okay yeah, strike that last 'mature' comment.... Why does his mouth taste like tomatoe's and lemon's?... Seeing Jiraiya still stareing out me with the same weirded-out expression I must give him, I slam the window shut with unintended force, cracking the side of it,

Jiraiya mouth's 'Your fixing that,' from the other side of the glass. I turn, nowing I didn't have any duck tape (which can solve every problem a man can have) I dig through the school supply's and find clear tape, I open the window and tape both side's of the crack, I shut it softly and make a mental note not to slam it again. I stare at the ugly tape and crack mark's and dig through my duffle bag I through under the bed, Sasuke had snuck every joke poster I ever gave him into my bag, so I put up the Britney Spear's 'Womanizer' poster I gave him last valentine's day, I'll stick it to his head next time I see him,

------Breakfast

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN yum-yum, ex di! anyway. Jiraiya took me down to the cafe part of the building and treated me to THE BESTEST RAMEN I'VE EVER SET TOUNGE ON!

"Yum-yum! for tum-tum!" I coo after I'm done with my third bowl,

"Wow, I'm glad old' Jiraiya agreed to take you in! your good for business kid!" Teuchi the owner said to me,

"I am too!" I turn to Jiraiya who's flirting with a girl at one of the table's "... Please sir, may I have some more?" I call to him holding my bowl up to his face,

"Huh? yea yea sure kid," He throw's a money clip at me with about three-hundred dollar's or more,

"Got change for a fifty?"

"Yes sir!" Teuchi take's it and hand's me another bowl,

"Can I have it all back in quarter's?"

"Well sure! Ayame! Get me the quarter jar! and count out forty-seven dollar's worth!" Ayame the waitress poke's her head around the corner and give's her father a wide-eyed look, before finally going to do as he say's,

I wondered...Hmmmmm, "Hey, Teuchi? can I ask ya somethin?"

"Sure, what is it?" He lean's over the counter to get closer,

"Well, I was wondering, I've just met Jiraiya and he doesn't seem like the 'work n' save' type, where's he get all the money from?"

He smile's about as big and Jiraiya himself doe's, "He's an author,"

"Of what?" Of the Dummiez guide to qualifying for free Dummiez book's perhap's?

"Hee, adult novel's mostly, he has a few-heheh- adventure novel's, but he's most famous for his Make-out serie's," Teuchi jerk's his head forward after his daughter hit's him in the back of the head,

"Personally, I like his 'Tale's of a Gutsy Ninja' " She add's as she give's be a bag full of around one-hundred and eighty-somethin' quarter's

"AH YES!" He yell's from the stool beside me, "MY FIRST WORK! Where the cocky ninja Naruto goe's on numerous adventure's to help his village thrive eliminateing all hate from the horrid way's of a ninja life, driven on nothing but faith, love, and the BELIEVEITY of his pure heart,"

"Naruto?" I look at him puzzled,

"Oh yeaaaaaaaaah, your father loved my book so much that he named you after the lead character. Guess that slipped my mind!" He laugh's and try's and use his speech as a pick up line on the girl to the right of me, 'Believeity isn't a word' was her reply. He walked back to his stool in a depression. "...But yeah, he said he wanted his son to be just like him,"

I looked down to my half-empty ramen bowl and thought again (such a terrible habit really) "How'd you come up with the name?"

"Hm? while eating a bowl of ramen," I fall out of my chair, but anyway. On a stupid fluff note, I felt in my heart I had accomplished what my dad wanted... Okay yeah that sounded gayer then I thought it would,

-------7:30

I had spent the time before breakfast makeing my school bag, which I discovored was funner then when you have to help kindergardener's with their's too. Jiraiya seemed to be comeing off his coffee high, so all I had to do was take my frog change purse (that I like to call Gama-Chan!) and fill it with as many quarter's as I could. I through the rest under my bed for a refill later, and gave Jiraiya back the remaining two-hundred and fifty. "What are the odd's of a teenage boy getting raped on his way to school here?"

"Three to one thousand and two hundred," Jiraiya replied, "Why, you gonna walk?"

"I'm bored stiff,"

"Look at some porn, that's what I do,"

"That just make's you stiffer,"

"Shut up you cocky son of a witch," I laugh but go back to my room,

On DeviantArt I posted my journal of what was going on, I immediantly got about a thousand 'WTF DUDEZ!?' and Sasuke replied again,

'You really want people all over the world to know that loser?'

'I wuzn gna say "I OKZ WNT B PSTING 4 AWHLE IM IN A EMO FIT" '

'Well try not and say "Hi, I killed a guy and got away with it," '

'... DID U NO I WUZ NAMED AFTER A NINJAZ!?'

'.....I was named after my great-grandpa, whip-di-doo,'

'U like getn whipd dnt cha?'

'Just don't humiliate yourself too bad, got it loser? they'll track you back to me just in time for me to submit my collage paper's.'

'Y!.... Itz makn me moar poplr cuz :LoveGunnerMoonGoddes~: givd ME a pep tlk!'

'... She never comment's any of my journal's,'

'ROFLMAO!!!!! U got pwnd! hay! mayB cuz ur emo!'

I then sent him a link to Charlie the Unicorn and put 'This is you' at the end. He replied with 'This is you and Kiba,' and shortly after posted a picture that he must of drawn in about ten second's with one of Konohamaru's crayon's. It was a dog humping a red unicorn that was probably supposed to be me as the red guy in the Charlie the Unicorn video's. I replied with the erie 'Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie' call,

I turn on my Ipod and turn it to the half the max again, the screaming was being quiet (yea that's right I hear it all the time, I'm just not EMO about it!) I just wanted to listen to music and kill some time, I cursed (probably really loud too, I couldn't tell) when I pressed the wrong button and deleted the song that was playing, I'll re-add it later. I just picked the one next to it and beat myself up for deleteing one of my favorite song's

Lie-lie-lie-lie-la-lie, lie-lie-lie-la-lie

Lie-lie-lie-lie-la-lie, lie-lie-lie-la-lie

Lie-lie-lie-lie-la-lie, lie-lie-lie-la-lie

Lie-lie-lie-lie-la-lie, lie-lie-lie-la-lie

She say's good-bye

I alway's figured that this would happen in the twilight

I say good-bye

Even though she'll alway's be the image of a actress in my eye's

I say good-bye

And she cry-cried, cry-cried, cry-cried,

Lie, lie, lie,

and I cry-cried, cry-cried, cry-cried,

Cry-cry-cry

I'm such a lyiar,

Lie-la-lie-lie-la-lie-lie.

Lie-lie-lie-lie-la-lie, lie-lie-lie-la-lie

Lie-lie-lie-lie-la-lie, lie-lie-lie-la-lie

"Shit," I open my eye's and look at the clock, if it wern't for the music I wouldn't of noticed that I'd passed out. Luckily the clock read eight-forty five. I picked up my stuff and left the room,

"I was wondering how long you were gonna jerk yourself for in there," Jiraiya still held his spot in the chair closest to the TV. I looked over to what was on and he apparently had the all-porn network, I'd have to check that out sometime, "Hee-hee, I'm doing 'research' " He smiled,

"I see that, I'll be sure not to bring any friend's over,"

"It switch's to guy-on-guy from five to eight, so that's the best time for company,"

"Got it.." I started out the door but twirled around after it registered, "I fell asleep!"

"I do too sometime's, it's natural," His maniac laugh echoed of the wall's and I headed down the step's as fast as I could,

I got outside and realized I had no idea where the nearest bus stop was, or where the heck the school itself was. I contemplated trying to act like a tourist and ask somebody direction's in a weird accent, but remembered I looked like an amarican whom are supposed to be smart, ah' well, I'll just play the dumb kid act. Not like whoever I'm gonna ask will become a aquantance, I decided to walk up to the hottest chick on the street, an' try to make somethin' outta bein' stoopid, dhur.

"Ello' mate," Okay that was unintentional, but I've already decided on the idiot native act. "I was justa wonderin' if you might know which way the school was?" I smile as big and innocently as I could,

"I knew I should of checked that tiny box for free carpool," She moaned turning, she had the biggest boob's I've ever seen, with blonde hair and pretty as brown eye's are allowed to be according to the tabloid's. Then there was the diamond on her forehead... And the boob's..... Is she wearing a bra?

"Erm, uh, right, the school please body- I mean boo- I mean baby- I mean lady-isous" Okay maybe I should just shut up now,

"Ugh, another perverted child," She whined, "Yeah kid, follow me I'm heading that way,"

"Okay's," I said, still stareing wide-eyed at her chest,

So, of course a couple of minute's later I was doomed for "Will you stop gawking at my damned breast's already?!"

"F- I mean n- I mean sure damn babe..." Wait, what did just I say?

"Oh my gee, ae, doubleya di," She whine's again... Why am I gettin all hot n' bothered?

"Boobie,"

"Will you shut up!?!?" She yell's in my ear, ha ha, I still got my plu- hey! my ear phone's! "SHUT UP!!!"

"Huh? oh, yea, sorry,"

"Gah," She gag's and stomp's ahead of me slightly. Geez she's gotta nice ass,

-----------Namikaze School's

We got there and it was worse then my old school, this one had chain link fence's disquised as tall hedge's. I started toward's the school, honestly scared to talk to the lady again who... was... walking... next to me?

"Hello?"

"What? I told you I was heading here," She snap's,

"You.... a.... teacher?"

"No,"

"Secratery?"

"Nope,"

"Janitor?"

"Close,"

I started to think of hot lunch lady but I couldn't imagine her with a dirty apron spitting in kid's food... Well, maybe the spit part.... And I've already thought of her in a maid's costume,

"Uhhhh, I got nothin," I lie,

"Nevermind, you'll learn soon enough, I'm sure." She growl's "Speaking of occupation's. You should make your way to the Principal's office," She said, walking immidiantly to the left as she talked. I looked up at a map and went to the right

---------Principal's office,

I knocked on the door, MY WAY! three fast knock's and then two slow one's!

"Come in," I heard the voice on the other side answer,

I open the door and see the cranky hot blonde again,

"..... I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE CLOSE TO THE JANITOR!?"

"I am, I clean up the worse of the trash,"

"BUT YOU WENT A DIFFRENT WAY!" I screamed, what is she a double personalitied witch?

"Short-cut,"

"DHAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" I yell, I stand there in the doorway for a while,

"....You gonna move? I made you pretty late with all those threat's on the way,"

"...... YEA," I moan with my mouth hanging open,

"Nice to meet you Naruto Uzumaki, I'm principal Tsunade Senju. I'm sure we'll be good friend's.... Sorry, school board say's I need to say that to all newbie's," She smile's deviously,

This is gonna be a looooong insert amount of time it take's a school of teenager's to forget that one of their fellow teen's killed a guy and got away with it,

-------Math

Yay, I start with math, as usual, I feel so UN-UNORDINARY

"Hello Naruto," The pretty, luckily adverage-chested teacher greeted me, "I'm Kurenai Yuhi, I hope you have a nice time here," Yup, musta heard my story, no math teacher in this world is as nice as that (No really, and History's are the worst, Science's are either cool or insane, or sometime's pervert's. An- okay I'm getting off track)

I walk to the open seat, she definitly knew my story since she didn't make me introduce myself. I sat down, got situatied, and tried to remember what the last thing I learned in math was.

"Ow," Something slap's the back of my head, I turn around and there's a slightly creepy-looking flat-chested girl with light green hair and spooky red eye's. She looked albino. I turned back and ignored it. She did it again and I snapped back, she giggled like I was a crystal she just found. I looked at the teacher, who looked at us and then slowly away,

"Please be good Fuu," She whispered almost too quiet for me too hear,

---------------Gym

Thankfully the girl had stopped smacking me after that, and when the class was out she skipped past me stopping only to twirl around halfway down the hall.

Gym, not a single good memory I can think about this class. Back in elementry when me and Sasuke took it together he would alway's beat me, rope climbing, jogging, and even dodge ball (and we were alway's on the same team)

" ATTENTION ALL YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE GRAIN'S OF RICE!" I looked behind me and the guy that was apparently the coach started blowing his whistle, he was wearing black sweatpant's and a red lettermen jacket, he also had his red hair in a pony tail that made him look like a chicken. I just remember thinking that at least Coach Guy was nice about working his student's to death. He inhailed and blew hard once again "DOOOOOOOODGEBAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!" Didn't I just get done with my explanation about this!?

THONK

I whirled around and the girl was there again, Fuu was her name huh? well I'm gonna fuu-up her face righ- wait, right she's a girl, yeah. I think that was caused by the lack-o- THONK!

She hit me in the face, okay forget it "OKAY YOU LITTLE SMART ASS!" I yell at her, she just laughed again "You. Are. So. DEAD! I DON'T CARE THAT YOUR A GIRL! I'M GONNA-" She went to throw another at me, I hurried and picked up a ball and through it to where it pounced the ball away, it ironicly came back and I aimed for her head this time.

But, we all know my luck right? she of course dodged it, acted like nothin' and just bent over and it whizzed over her head, hitting someone else,

It seemed like everybody froze, even the girl stood up straight and covered her mouth in sheer shock, two kid's that were talking to him seemed to freak out and started backing away. The guy himself turned around, he has spiked red hair with ring's around his super scarey unearthly green eye's and a red kanji on his forehead. I backed away slowly too,

Let's see, the following was- he came after me, we fought, I got a few good punches in, he got a few more, the coach ran over, and instead of pulling us off of eachother just watched and danced around like a rampageing monkey,

--------Nurse's office

Yeah that's right, we beat the shit outta eachother (I'm pretty sure I was taller then him too) This school was big enough to have two nurse's office's. So we were seperated, I was kinda glad I didn't black out like the other time's, I felt my self go that way for a minute but then I got a nice sense-returning conk to the head,

The nurse pulled the curtain around my bed back, the office might of looked the same as the one in my last school, but the nurse sure didn't. Shizune was in her late twenty's and wore something from her collection of mulit-colored scrub's and a pair of sweat-pant's with the previously commented on worried-happy smile. This girl wore the kind of nurse's outfit you saw in porno's, with the hat and everything, and if it wern't for the mirror behind her I wouldn't of known of the shape I was in that would make even Sasuke wince at the sight of, where as this girl smiled big and walked over to my side, she looked no older then eighteen, "HELLO!" She bursted giddily

"...Ai," I moaned, not being to talk right with my swollen jaw

"How are we today?" She bursted just as happily as before,

"....Peasy,"

"GOOD!" She said, I saw a kid who looked like he had a soccor injury limp outta the room, the girl's expression changed to annoyed, " So you picked a fight with Gaara huh?"

"...'Ell yea," I moaned, if it wern't me saying it, I would of laughed at the poor sap,

"YOU!" The door burst open and the nurse went back to her happy version and stood up straight, Tsuande, my favorite principal stomped her way inside, "Naruto Uzumaki, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE THE NEW STUDENT?!" She yelled in my face,

"....Wha?"

"I HAD TWO NEW STUDENT'S COMEING TODAY! I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO BEAT UP A GIRL! NOT THE ONE THAT KILLED SOMEONE!" The nurse girl's expression went to a li'l surprised slash embarressed.

I looked at her, " An you igured ou the corresion-"

"... When the other one was sent to my office after being an hour late and beating up a girl that invited her to a sleep-over," She groaned,

"....Okay, an?" She seemed to regain her composure and straightened up, she paused and looked at me sternly and- okay here come the porn outfit's again (And the nurse girl isn't helping)

"...I was gonna suggest you joined the 'recovering demon's club' " She said like her sentance wasn't wacky,

"....Wha?"

" I'm glad you were working today Yugito," She pulled her head up to the nurse, "I was hopeing you could help him along,"

Yugito, her name was, looked at Tsuande with a weirded out expression, but the end's of her mouth still stuck up at the end's, "...Sure, got it..."

Tsunade bent down to me, "It's a club that consist's of children that have experianced thing's similar to what you have," She said, I started to like her more, "I didn't want someone like you to be all alone here so soon after something like that," Her pity didn't seem to effect me in a bad way where I felt like a baby, I was almost greatful for some reason, Tsunade walked slowly out of the room only turning to smile at me and give a assuring look to the nurse,

When she was gone Yugito looked down at me with a calm blank expression, and tried again "So you kicked Gaara's ass?"

"Ell' yea," She rolled her eye's and smiled for real looking at the door with a hopeful expression,

------After school (Club activity's time)

"So your insane too?" I asked as I limped next to Yugito, she didn't seem wacky, but I guess I don't either,

"Yup," She said, there was even a skip in her step.

"How many other's?" The doctor's said they couldn't figure out what caused my outburst's.

"Well, your the ninth member of the club....Yup," She wasn't very informative though, cute, still wearing the nurse's uniform with hat and all. Her green hair reached to the bottom of her back. She wore red lipstick and was so tall I probably could have passed as her son... Or maybe I was just short, ex pi,

My cheek still felt swollen, I probably didn't look too hot either. Passing a trophy case I was surprised to see that I looked decent, I turned back to Yugito, "What you in for?"

"I have a temper... sometime's," She said,

"Sometime's? you seem fine right now,"

"I take alot of medication.... alot of medication... Yurp," we continued to walk in silence.... A junkie in a nurse's costume.... geez, my mind sure is in the gutter today. Proabably Jiraiya's fault,

------Inside Recovering Demon's Club (RDC) meeting room,

"HIIII GUY'S!" Yugito yelled with her arm's in the air. The room was dark with a single ceiling light in the center of a bunch of chair's. Reminded me of a AA meeting. I wasn't tottaly surprised to see Gaara there, bandages around his arm, leg and forehead. That guy was brutal,

Also in the room was a giant indian-lookin guy who also looked like he'd gotten in a fight today. He had goggle's and wore a bandana around his head like he was a rap star. I almost shrieked when I saw the scary girl, 'Fuu' who had been the start of the whole fight. There was also a kid who looked about Konohamaru's age, and a hippie-like guy. I also saw the Gym teacher and a guy that towered over me so tall I thought he might be able to eat me. Or the really short kid,

"THIS IS THE R.D.C. CLUB NARUTO!!!" Yugito yelled in my ear, apparently feeling talkative now. I looked around the room and a small number of the group half-heartedly raised their hand's as a greeting.

"THIS IS YUGITO!" She screamed, pointing to herself,

The indian guy piped up. Singing an all-to-expected rap, "That is Yugito, she was born in the ghe-eh-tto, shaken her booty she's as high as Mar-io, she doesn't care what you think of her hair, but with her attitude changein' you'll be runnin' yellin' DANG-EH-IT!"

Hippie boy spoke, in a hippie-sounding tone, and almost emotionless "Translation, Yugito has a sort of multi personality disorder. But not as much of changeing from person to person, but just as in she has moodswing's." He said, he had long hair and narrow eye's, I couldn't help but notice that he had on a robe, with what looked like nothing under it, "But anyway, I'm Utakata, nice to meet you, I have a more distinct double personality-like problem,"

"That guy's Tah-ka-ku!, he barely eat's any food, but if he change's mood's then it'll be yo' ass little dude, he like's to wear a dress, an' he's never gone on aress' but when he feel's like it he'll rip off ya' head!" The guy sang again, "Where as my name is Ki-ra-bi but mah' homie's call me killer-bee, I try not to act to nastily but my body sometime's looses me, I swear I'll be good, when I'm with mah' nana and mah' pa, but when I leave the farm then I'm gonna cap-ah' pop in yo' ass-ah-ah-ah, WORD!'" I suddenly felt a really strong feeling to walk away slowly,

Yugito raised her hand and pointed to my 'boxing buddie' "THAT'S GAARA! KILLER-BEE SING ABOUT GAARA!"

"Gaara's a l-"

"Killer, I swear my life to satan that if you sing one damn sentance about me I'll pop-ah cap-ah in yo' ass-ah, word?"

".... M'kay," He said, apparently understanding the 'fury'

"... FUU!!!" Yugito yelled,

"Fuu's alway's happy cept' when she ain't, no one now's why but she can' remember her name, she came to the school, year's ago in the month-o-July, she seemed really chipper with a glint-in-her-eye, but then the boy's got all rude, and she got all livid, the rest of that day to her has alway's really vivid, the police hailed insanity, and the orphanage got all the puplicity, and Fuey-dear got all happily for some creepily reasony! now it might of repeated, once, twice, or thrice, but Fuu never faded, she's still our little pumpkin pie-ie-ie-ed!," Fuu smiled and waved at me giddily.... She still scare's the livin' crappa-outta-me-eh...Okay the rapping has to stop SOON!

"Then there's the teach, his name is known Roshi, he like's to teach his gym class way more then overly, now he's a bit of a perv, but, that's, O-K, cause Roshi buy's me porn, so we all love em' anyway!"

"He was buying you porn again?" Yugito asked, I thought she might've changed personality's again,

"Uhhhh,"

"....Why don't you ever buy me any porn huh!?" She whine's to 'Coachy-Roshi' (as I have now decided to call him)

".....Cuz I'm not walking in the Hither Adult Imporium and asking for PlayGirl!"

"Damn, you suck,"

"The chick suck's Yugi-To,"..... Oh my gosh! I just got that! wow, that's funny! two pun's in one! (I need to use that sometime)

"And I'm sure y-"

"Do. Not. Sing. About. Me. Kirabi," The short kid groaned,

"That's Yagura-Kun!" Yugito gleed,

"He was born middle-aged!" Fuu spoke for the first time, countering Yugito's enthusiasm,

"Ooooh," He groaned again, he sounded like a brittish brat, weird,

"GIVE A HAND FOR HAN!!" Yugito gestured to the hulking relative of Bigfoot,

"Han's Kong's cousin, and brother of a bear, he's gentle but trust me he can eat, you, up, feet make deep, impression's on the earth, once he stepped on a kid and, he, got, hurt, Han ain't bad, and neither-are-feet, he could probably tame a lion, or care for a herd'ah sheep!"

Han held one bulky hand up that was probably the size of my head. Waved, and set it down again to stare at the wall,

"....Hi," I said unsteadily, I almost adressed them all by name but the rap's made me think I'd make my word's ryhme, plus I could barley remember them myself,

"He's here cause he killed a guy!" Everybody started clapping, hand's-er, Han's hands made thunderous sound's that I almost was distracted from the clapping over a dead guy,

"....Self defense."

"That's how we all got off the hook," Coachy-Roshi teased (he's gonna hate me for calling him that, ex di!)

"Yeaaah... So," I brushed the weird introduction's off, "I'm... well... urm.... What do you guy's do here?" I said, my voice cracking embarresingly at the end,

The following was a barrage of word's that they thought they might of possibly done at one point,

"Vent?"

"I think we rant,"

"I just come cause the toilet's clean,"

"I meditate when no one is directly talking to me,"

"I imagine everyone in this room spontaneously combusting into flame's and dieing slowly,"

"I RAP DOG!"

"You rat dog?"

"SHUT UP!"

"Why AM I here?"

"Hhhmmmf"

"Interesting,"

"What doe's Camisado mean?"

"I like turkey,"

"I LIKE WAFFLE'S"

"I like mushrome's,"

"You would like mushrome's huh?"

"I eat children,"

"I eat baby's,"

"I'm Justin Timberlake!"

"Oh really?"

"Nah, but who can tell?"

"I DID MATT DAY-MAN!"

"Do you even know what he doe's?"

"ME!"

"OKAY!" I yell, everyone stop's and look's at me, "Umm, good enough. I sure the... 'comedic company' doe's help,"

"Comedic?"

"Is that the same as Camisado?"

"No, Comedic is him saying that we are a bunch of buffoon's"

"What's a buffoon?"

"DAMMIT FUU STOP POKEING ME!"

"SHUT UP!!!" I yell again, realizeing that I just told a room full of unstable teen's to shut up.... This is gonna be a long insert amount of time it t- okay I already did that one. Insert... um.... Eternity?

-------Later

Yugito had changed mood's again and apoligized for haveing gotten so crazy on my 'first day'. Gaara didn't seem to want to make eye-contact with me (or anyone if I'm not mistaken) and Fuu proceeded in poking me as 'Killer Bee' explained how he had gotten beat up while trieing to break up two girl's fighting about a sleep over,

And as I got home,

"How was yo' day?" Jiraiya asked when I got home,

"Hectic,"

"As innnnnnn?"

"I was 'persuaded' to join a club for insaniac's,"

"Is that a word,"

"A much as one as believeity is,"

"Shut up you dicky daughter of a dog of the female persuasion," I laughed, Jiraiya's a loon, I love him,

I got in my room and flopped on my bed. After a while a rolled off and crawled to the computer, checking my E-mail again,

Sasuke noted me, 'Naruto, you home yet?' It was from just a little bit ago, he'd still be on,

'yea, Y?'

'How was your first day in a big new school my brave little man?'

'sux, i wuz made 2 join a club 4 INSANIAC'S'

'Is that a word?'

'BELIEVE IT!'

'Okay, anyway, call Konhamaru soon, he's hogging the phone again,'

'k'z'

I got off, I decided to use the inside phone this time, I left the room (secretly wishing Jiraiya was too consumed in porn to notice me) and walked to the phone,

"What'cha doin?" He asked, I forgot about the 'Shonen love' hour's

"Nuh-ten"

"Kay's,"

I dialed the number holding it to my ear cause I knew Konohamaru. I would of sworn on my life that he picked up the phone before it started ringing,

"HINARUTOHOWYADOINIMISSEDYOUSODOESMOEGIANDUDONSASUKESUCKSWITHOUTYOUANDITSREAAAAAALLYBORINGHINARUTOHI!"

"Hi Kono,"

"HIIIII!!!"

The speaker button went off again, and again I imagined Iruka had sat next to him most of the time waiting with him, "Hello Naruto!" Iruka's voice almost confirmed my image. I also heard Kiba howling in the background, a thonk, from who I could guess was Shino who must of been next to him. Argueing from both annoying voice's confirmed that too,

"Hello Iruka, HIT HIM ONCE FOR ME SHINO!" I heard another thonk and then Kiba whineing,

"Sasuke! Sasuke! Naruto's on the phooone!" Konohamaru cheered, like he couldn't probably tell from all the commotion. Speaking of commotion I turned to Jiraiya who could apparently hear the voice's on the other side, he seemed to enjoy the G-rated entertainment, I was suddenly glad I had all the quarter's for 'private' conversation's.

"Hm-hm-pf," I regonized the signiture grunt of Sasuke,

"Hey Sasuke, Hi everybody, I'm gonna try and get all my homework done kay?"

"Do your homework before you call us Naruto!" I heard Iruka lecture,

"Yeah-yeah, see ya guy's."

"BYYYYYE NARUTOOO!" I heard Kiba yell, chattering and sqeel's signaled the other kid's saying their goodbye, I hung up short again, then imagineing Kiba whineing 'He hung up on us!'

"I like you friend's!" Jiraiya boasted,

"Uh-huh,"

"Which one doe's the goonie's dance?"

"The last guy got a home, now it's the howling one,"

"And Sasuke's your hubbie?!"

"..... I didn't think you had a attention span long enough to remember that,"

"Today was nothing but re-run's,"

".....I like you,"

"Thank's," He smiled the smile again and I walked to my room again, "Dinner's at eight!"

"I'll be there!" I hailed, all Yugito gave me for lunch in the nurse's office was a salad with honey-mustard once I could close my mouth. It was actually pretty good,

Homework was thankfully easy, a buncha stuff that I got a C on back home, and I thanked my old teacher's for alway's writeing correction's on them. I got back on and both Sasuke and Kiba (Username K9KaperO~Bonez ironicly) messaged me,

'YOU HUNG UP ON MEH!' Was Kiba,

And 'Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooser, must post a rose ~ on all the girl's on his watch list profile's or he'll get his ass kicked by ~SASUKE UCHIHA~ (All girl's must send to just one guy),' Sasuke love's sending me self-made tag's. I sent one to him and then to the few girl's on my list,

Which got me a much deserved 'NARUTO YOU JACKASS!' From Sakura, also known as 'LovelyCherryBlossomMaiden' (which I was never aware fit the needed username limit)

I turned off the computer and flopped onto my bed, (again) surprised my body didn't still ache from mine getting beat senseless today.

Now that I think about it, I seem to recover alot faster lately, I stubbed my toe so bad during court session's even Sasuke said I might've broken it, but it was perfectly fine when we got back. Even the cracked nail seemed back together,

----------Next day

Of course I fell asleep, I woke up at the perfect time of eight-thirty, I got up and walk out of my room. Jiraiya was also passed out, I took my school bag and asked Ayame for a to-go cup, I headed for the direction of the school hoping I might remember the way as I walked (Principal Tsuande kept me distracted the whole time there yesterday)

I through the cup in the trash-can, and was glad that a elderly woman came up to me and asked why I wasn't in school, I explained my bad directional skill's and she pointed out the way to the school, yay,

I walked up to the school right before the bell rang, got to my class and tried my luck again, Miss. Yuhi believed my story and didn't give me a tarty slip, I got to my seat and of course had Fuu flipping my hair around behind me. I didn't really care anymore, I was just glad that Miss. Yuhi praised me so much on my homework, even know I could tell she could tell it was cause I already did it once before,

Either way, I went to Gym, expecting my luck to change, but Coachy-Roshi had a diffrent (but not really better) Idea,

"Okay maggot's! because of our little 'incident' yesterday, I'm gonna have it so that fighting's allowed, NOW PAIR UP WITH WHO EVER PISSES YOU OFF THE MOST AND BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THEM! IT'S WRESTLEING TIME!!!!!!" Thankfully, Fuu jumped on my back without hesitation. She noogied me and tried pulling my pant's down and just about everyother maverick move that I've used on Sasuke that failed, I tried fruitlessly to mimick Sasuke's avoidingness,

Recess was next, I learned that two thing's. Albino girl's fight like hell and I share recess with Utakata and Yagura, 'The emotionless Ya-ya-twin's' I unleashed that nickname and Yagura chased me around with a giant stick he pulled out of no where. Uta' continued his mediateing with a slight smile on his face. I never figured out if it was the name or the torture,

One thing I noticed was that no one interacted with my 'fellower's' in Math people seemed afraid of Fuu, I also noticed that in the back of the room Han was sitting silently, and all the seat's surrounding him were empty. (I can't believe I didn't notice him before) In Gym Fuu only made contact with me and Gaara stood silently with two distressed-looking kid's that if it wern't for their expression's I would call his cronie's. All three ignored Roshi's 'wrestle' command, and for Coachy-Roshi no one talked to him either, just listened, and even back home with the crazy Coach Guy kid's would run up to him at the end of class and ask for tip's.

Recess of course had Yagura who was perviously sitting silently next to Uta' (ZOMG his name keeps makeing me think about Utah!), untill I teased them. Yagura chased me (ONLY ME!) and U-....ta-....ka-....ta, (....I'm just gonna fall him Uta') meditated the ENTIRE TIME, I also noticed afterward that there wasn't a single kid that was near them, and the one's who were near me that I knew heard the joke didn't laugh, chuckle, or even continue to talk. (And I KNOW it was funny!)

I entered the cafateria, there was plenty of noise, but the screaming wouldn't cease,

I turned the volume to the max on my Ipod, I noticed, again,

Gaara sat at a table, with the same two kid's from Gym. They sat close to him but seemed like it hurt them to. Gaara himself seemed to have just crushed a whole apple with his bare hand's

Yugito sat at a table with Killer Bee, I couldn't help but notice that both of them seemed to be gripping the table for dear life,

Uta' and Yagura were together again, sitting silently Uta' looked like he was in a diffrent world, and Yagura was scratching his arm so hard his finger's dripped with blood, and he glared at the wall like he was about to kill it,

Roshi sat at a table alone, not even with at teacher's table. I saw Kurenai Yuhi look at him depressingly and then her eye's led me to Fuu, who sat alone also, smileing as she ate her lunch but had something distanceing about her,

Han sat alone, not even eating, and a number of kid's stared at him

Damn it, I thought, that's the last thing I could hear myself think as the screaming became so unbareable that I almost broke the volume on the Ipod,

I can't escape myself,

So many time's I've tried

But there's still rage inside

Somebody help me through this nightmare

I can't escape myself,

So what if you could see

The darkest side of me

Somebody help me tame

This animal I have beocme

And we believe, it's not the real me

Will somebody help me tame this animal

I can't escape this hell

So many time's I've lied

But there's still a feeling inside

Somebody save me from this nightmare

I can't control myself

So what if you could see

The darkest side of me

Somebody help me tame this

Animal I have become

So what if we believe

It's not the real me

Will somebody help me tame this

Animal I have become

I smashed open the door and slammed a leg down on my chair, everybody watched as I slightly glared at each of them, the screaming still numbing my ear's

"What was that?" I gritted my teeth, not really sure myself why I was so angry,

"What was what?" Yugito said in a serious mood, sitting directly across from me. Her tone seemed to show she knew what I was talking about,

"At lunch,"

"Oh," She said, no longer having a point to an arguement,

"Each one of you seemed like you were in complete agony," I growled, "Is that what's gonna happen to me?"

"I hope not Naruto," I turned to Fuu who had the most innocent look in her eye that I've ever seen in someone over six,

"It's messed up,"

"What you gonna do about it?" Gaara growled back at me,

"...Change it.... I'm sure God didn't make this world so that so many people could just live in their own personal hell,"

"Thousand's of people die everyday, prematurely, Kinda make's one think he like's it," Yagura, who I knew now couldn't possibly be my age. Although he talked like a stubborn old man who lived through and fought in both war's,

"The people that die... Are the one's that are being saved..." I said remembering what Iruka said when I made a similar statement, "So that... they don't become this," Everyone seemed silent, like I was the voice saying these thing's in the back of their mind's that finally found his way out.

"Why do you care?" Gaara said it, but the face that Han made showed he wanted to say the same thing,

"...Cause I'm a monster too," I looked at Han who smiled for the I've known him, and as for Gaara. His eye's wern't the slightest bit mencing, for the first time-by the look of it- that any one's known him,

-------Later at Home

Okay, so I pulled another gay move at the club today, but it felt good,

And it made the screaming stop,

It was more of an annoying buzz right now, I got inside, and Jiraiya seemed to be jumping off the wall's

"HI NARUTO!" He screamed,

"....What...are .... you..... doing?"

"....Well...... F- no....... fffffffffood!"

".....Food what?'"

"....Urm..... I dunno, I'm hungry,"

"...The... Cafe?" I pointed downstair's

"...Oh YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH," He rushed down, apparently getting a late lunch, I put down my bag and got three dollar's of quarter's

Ten minute's for the family, ten for Sasuke. And ten for goodbye's

"HIIII NARUTOOOO!" Konohamaru screamed, it rang once so he must have been in the bathroom,

"Hello Konohamaru,"

"HI!" Moegi said from somewhere next to him, speaker goe's on,

"Hey Naruto! how was your day?" Iruka said,

"....Weird... Then a little emo.... Gay .... and then Awsomeness,"

"Sound's like anal,"

"Kiba!" Iruka scolded him,

"What? no one get's it!" I turned around again and saw Jiraiya watching as he slurped a mega-sized ramen bowl... He'd still have dinner later, I knew him too well already,

"Hey Naruto," I heard Sasuke's voice, it can't be good if he's actually puplicly, speakingly to me-eh-e- Dammit! Killer-Bee!

"Hey... Sasuke..." I said, too suprised to hide my concerned weirded-outness,

"HIIIIIII NARUTOOOOOO!" Konohamaru screamed again,

"HEY NARUTO GUESS WHAT!?" Kiba yelled, I couldn't help but wonder if the same group assembled every night to await my call,

"I'm guessing what,"

"Iruka might've tracked down Kiba's mom!" Konohamaru gleed,

"You wouldn't believe it, she say's she was looking for me but forgot which orphanage she sent me too!"

"Kiba... Your mom's such a bitch,"

"DAMMIT! SHUT UP OR SOME UP WITH A DIFFRENT GAG!"

"Kiba! Naruto!" Iruka scolded again,

"Can I talk to Sasuke? privately?"

"Uh-huh! sure Naruto!" Konohamaru pressed speaker off button and gave it to Sasuke (I know he did it cause he alway's presses a long time to make sure it registered)

"Hey Sas,"

"Hm,"

"What's the matter? lose your cutting knife?"

"Shish," The way he talked I could tell he was gritting his teeth,

"What's wrooong?" I urged,

"Nothing,"

"Then what'cha pissin' about?"

"Day,"

"Oh yeah? well I had to give the gayest recorded pep-talk to a room full of self-and-others-distructive teen's,"

"....I think I found my brother," Okay, emotionally, that pretty much topped mine,

"Where,"

"In your town somewhere, I couldn't get a exact address but I have a big handful of lead's,"

"......Anything I can do?"

"Keep a look-out for someone who look's like me in five year's,"

"M'kay," I could have made a pun, but I was, not in the mood to piss off an already emo Sasuke,

"...Naruto?"

"What?"

"...Promise you'll take care of yourself," Sasuke might of only been older then me by three month's. But he alway's watched out for me, I guess I never thought about how much he thought I'd screw up (again)

"....Promise,"

"...Pinky promise?" I could tell he was cracking a smile, trying to keep this moment only mid-gay,

"Pinky-inky sweet fairy-dusty and angel-lashes swear on my booooootifal heart!" I chant like a five-year-old girl,

"Night Naruto," He said fighting either a laugh or a bigger grin,

"Night," He handed the phone back to the other's who put it back on speaker phone. It must've been his face that caused five-minute's of 'Whut wuz taht about!?Z'

Konohamaru and everybody finally let me hang up, I walked out of the booth and saw Jiraiya boredly pressing his face agenst the glass,

I brought up Sasuke's Ipod to my face, went to the shop and got the song I deleted yesterday.... Okay three gay moment's in a day isn't good for me... But I still hold it to my chest,

The flowing tear's quietly tell me

About the end of something

In the blue sky I looked up to from between the cloud's

Certainly there's no such thing as rain that won't stop

No rain no rainbow I gently

Wipe the dripping water away from my eye's

Before I know it, the rain's stopped

Silence envlope's me

The rainbow arch has appered

So that I'll say something

No rain no rainbow-bow-bow-bow

The sadness will clear up one day

Uh, Ah, the thing that I saw to make me weep all day long

Was the light that dye's my heart in rainbow color's

It might all be just for nothing

I've thought that so many time's

I've sacrificed everything

And I've thought about giving up

But instead of living life to someone else

As to what I can't do it

If I can do it, then even though it might be awkward

I should go up agenst it in my own way

Everyone is carrying pain around with them

Certainly right now, we're testing tested

Even on those sleepless night's, stand firm and endure

Endure even in painful situation's

Because those day's will make you stronger

It pierce's through a crack in the cloud's so brightly

The light envelope's everything

Certainly there's no such thing as rain that won't stop

Inside my wounded heart

A bright rainbow is out

Yes. everything will start from here

It will clear up one day, no rain no rainbow

In order to rescue myself from this monochrome world world

I'm going to dab in some rainbow color's without makeing a sound.

-----------------------

That's the song... I've now put it on my fridge....

the song that drove me CRAZY..... I love it so much.... anyway (KAZOKU ROCKZ!)

yeaaaaaaaaaaaah..... This should have been posted way sooner (It could of been done DAY'S AGO....even thought it might be the longest chapter I've ever made) but anyway

I will now start a serie's of 'Bond's' chapter's, one chapter for each Jinchuriki host, (In order, so you can tell what the chapter's will be about).... Now to start on the chapter