DISCLAIMER: I am not Masashi Kishimoto, however I do think of Naruto as a close relative and rant alot.... XP
ONCE APON A TIME.... This happened
I was 4, wandered away from my dad cause I changed my mind on wanting to go with my mom to the bathroom. I didn't know which was which so I waited for someone to come out or go in. 15 minute's later my parent's found me standing next to the tornado shelter and the kitchen
More recently. My mother parked at the grocer's, The lady next to us got out of her car and yelled, "Park a little closer next time!" even though there was not only enough room for my mother to get out but she had parked on the passanger's side of the woman's car. We left the grocer later and found that she keyed the car. another time, at a diffrent place, there was once again enough room for my mother to get out of the car. And once again we were on the passanger's side of a VAN you know, the kind with door's in the BACK. none the less we returned to find a 'If you can't park it don't drive it' note on the windshield. My unstable drama-queen mother started crieing histericly and had to be comforted by a old woman that was around Chiyo's age,
And in other's new's. I resently watched the Bleach movie 'Memorie's of Nobody'
This chapter will include simular event's to the three I just explained to you... Without farther mindless chatter, the next Chapiterz (PS plz join my GivChojiSumLuvClub on deviant art.... also, I am in fact sick. med's taste horrid, and i know what Sah-sue-gay musta felt in episode 3.... ARGHHHHH!)... Did you know that Sasuke actually make's his first apperance sitting behind Naruto in chapter one of volume one, but wasn't offically introduced untill chapter 3? and also that Naruto and Sasuke's rivalry was first inspired by Sakuragi and Rukawa from Slam Dunk?.... I didn't spell their name's right did I?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Chapter 4: The Monster that Wasn't
Nibbleing on my hangnail, I checked my E-mail's, Sasuke once again sent me a tag, 'Copy cat. This cat. Message cat. Two cats. All cats. Dumbass cat. Boy cat. S cat. Two cats. Keep cat. Them cats. Busy cat. Four cats. Fourty cats. Second cat. S cat. Now go back a read it without the cat/s word's and send it to your BEST FRIEND or ~SASUKE UCHIHA~ will kick your ass.'............ Hah! it only took me thirty second's... I think,
I changed my clothe's and made sure to throw a few jean's and shirt's on the floor to make it more homey, I walked out of the room and Jiraiya seemed to have kept his spot on the floor.
"Hiiiii," He moaned
"Hiiiiii," I replied,
"Ow' ya doin?"
"Fiiiiiine,"
"That's nice," He rolled around for a couple second's but didn't get up, I stepped over him to the bathroom, "Down when you tinkle, up when you done. Congratulation's you just made a number one," He sang,
I grapped my bag and tip-toed out of the house without him seeing me, when I ran down the stair's he for some reason yelled 'Ramage butt monkey!'...... Ooooookay then,
----------------School
It was a hour before school started so I just sat on the bench eating my instant noodle's as the nerd's came in extra early for.... I dunno nerdy reason's... You may also be wondering why I came to school on a Sunday..... Well, in this area of this place of which I live only has Saturday's off..... Yeah, we also get to choose wether or not we take a Bible class, I don't because Iruka read it to me and the other's every night before we even started school... I remember..... nothing.... Except that if I get a wife who marry's after I die then she'll not be my wife in heaven unless we want too... I think that was it.... And I've alway's had a phobia of Sasuke seducing my future wife and my middle-aged day's being like a Lifetime movie and I'm sorry I'm going reaaaaaal off-track again arn't I?
"Hi hi!"
"Fu-ie?" I slirp-mumbled as Fuu-fuu skipped up and slammed her butt down next to me, "Uhtter you doin' her' ssous errly's?"
She leaned in to whisper "To keep from helping the tot's get ready," I nodded knowing me Sasuke and Kiba have tried the same before... Alway's got caught though,
"THERE YA ARE NARUTO MAH HOME-BOY'S!" Looking up Killer Bee trotted up to us, all the kid's around him ran, screamed, and just plain ducked out of his way, "How are we this fine evenin'?"
"....Peacher's,"
"I needed to talk tah ya bout's somethin," He said leaning down to us,
"What is it Killer?" Fuu asked,
"You know! Change-a of zee drugs-bay! ya' fool!"
"Oh YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH," Fuu's head snapped back to me like a demon in a possesed christan girl.... I need to go to the bathroom now, "Yugi change's her medication today,"
"And?"
"Now ya know I said befro' that Yugi's drugged likah ho, but when somethin' with more effectivness that keep's less people yellin' DANG-EH-IT Hen-she-takes-et!!! Now when she change's her drug's, then we get THREE STEP'S! Untill our Yugito is back to har SELF-NEZ!!"
Fuu chanted the number's makeing a mini-concert with him "ONE!"
"Is where she's ditzy-di-di-deh-di-di-deh, and looney an' loopy' and need's special attentiony!"
"TWO!" Fuu began pulling out piece's of paper with the number's on them,
"Is where It stopp's, so eva body' should drop! Cause she'll lose her temper and her face'll get all hot!"
"THREEEEE!"
"Is tha' end, her personality's they will bend! Yugito'll go ka-bonker's unless attended by the 'chuoffer's' "
I stared silently slirping my noodle's, Fuu and Kirabi held their position in a hand's-up state, smileing creepily at me with wide eye's....Is that a tattoo on Kirabi's face!? (I mean, last I saw him it was bandaged up but...HOW OLD IS HE?!)
".....Yah' still there Nah-rah-toe?" Kirabi asked,
"....Not totally,"
-----Later
Okay, so, I guess they kinda put me in charge of watching Yugito on the first day, cause they gave me her class list, bathroom break agenda, and the likelyness of her pooping, giveing me a break...... Why am I in this club again? oh, right, cause I killed a guy..... Walking away,
Even with my attention span, I couldn't help but notice that all of Yugito's classes were placed as far as can be from my classes..... Yay's,
Alas, I just entered my Math class, Kurenai seemed extra chippy today and Fuu smiled hugely as I sat down, she tapped my shoulder,
"Naru, You'll need to check on Yugi in about fifteen minute's," She said, Last time I was called Naru was when I was six and Sasuke was trieing to help me face my fear of height's, you know the world's children are going in the gutter when kindergardener's call you gay untill it scar's you for life.... I'm sorry I was flashbacking what was I talking about again?
---------Later
Hmm..... What is Kurenai saying? Blah, blah, blah, nappy-poo equal's natto?..... I'm tired,
Fuu's been pokeing me hurridley for a while now, I guess it must be time for me to go see Yugito. I pull my arm up, "Miss. Yuhi?"
"Yes Naruto?" She say's sweetly,
"Can I use the bathroom?"
"Of course Naruto," She hand's me a hall pass on the way out and I waddle out.
The first hall moniter I ran into was ironicly Yagura, "Ey short-stuff,"
"Hmpf, Naruto, they tell me your Yugito's watch?" He snuff's like he's got a rat stuck up his butt, I glare a little
"Shyea, what of it?"
"Your late, Yugito could be across town by now," I stare at him a little.... I continue down the hall and he stop's me holding his hand out for my pass, I slap it into his hand and I glare,
"If your so worried about Yugito's well-being why are you stalling me?" I grumble
"I'm not worried, I just wanted to get the exact time of when you lose her so I know when to cut-class and watch your misery," Did I just get dissed to all-get-out by a eight-year-old?
Alas, I ignore him completely, mainly because I couldn't come up with a come-back, but I was also starting to worry about just what 'Ditzy Yugi' was capable of,
------Later
"Ey's myah little baby boombie's!" I heard a slur from the up-coming hall, this place was huge and the map's didn't make much sense, but that sentance told me I was close
Turning the corner, Yugito herself was hugging a statue of what I would think was the founder of the school or somethin' She honestly looked drunk, and my mind started slipping into the gutter again as I tried my best to snap out of it, "Hi.... Yugi-Chan," I said unsteadily
"HI NARUKO'S!" She blubbed like Jiraiya, I suddenly felt scared but tried my bestest-darned-estess to not surrender to peer-pressure of being normal.... Perfection is a myth, and High School Musical is a lie, all High School's are like Degrassi, must.... not... be.... normal... or.... a fugitive.... I'm off-track again arn't I?
Anyway, Yugito's stumbled over to me now, she's hanging on me and my face is getting hot..... Must.... not..... be..... normal..... wait, perverted child isn't normal.... So I can like this and not perform a episode of Degrassi.... Now to get Yugito to stop rubbing my arm's so hard their bruiseing
"Yugito, darling, please cease," I wondered how she was acting in her class. But anyway, I need to escort her too the bath-room or whatever, which was luckily near-by, Yugito, can you go potty on your own?" I said, honestly not for sure in this state,
"Yurper's! Ima big girl's!" She skipped over to the bathroom and I had to stop her from entering the boy's side,
"Um, this one Yugi! the pretty pinky door!" I said, accidentally being annoying,
She stumbled inside without a word and I just rested aganst the wall waiting, after ten minute's I worried.... but was of course too lazy to do much,
"Yugiiii? I called, not leaveing my spot, "You okay in there?"
A girl poked her head out, she had her rich brown hair in two bun's and she looked like a koala or something, she had a frilled pink skirt with tight white pant's under it and china-style matching top, she had a worried expression on her face, "You her watch?"
"Uhh, yeah?"
"I dread these day's," She sighed, she seemed too mature to be a middle-schooler, she gave me permission to enter and I followed "It's not the first time I happened to be present during these time's," She explained,
Yugito had her face in the toilet and seemed to be drinking the thankfully-clean water, he purple skirt was down and she had Hello-Kitty underwear that kept my mind far from any pervish thought's
"Yugito?" I said, now scared into following the direction's better,
"She seem's to have gas," She said, apart from her pretty-in-pink outfit she seemed tom-boyish "I'm Tenten,"
"Naruto, the new kid... Your named after my birthday,"
"October Tenth?"
"Uh-huh," As I continued to have pointless conversation that seemed to be the only thing keeping me from running for the hill's. Yugito confirmed the gas suggestion that made me and Tenten move to the other-end of the bathroom to continue our conversation of everything we could think of,
-----Later
"WHEEPIE'S!" Yugito screeched as we entered the cafateria, many people stared but once apon seeing the source turned away haveing it self-explained.
I knew girl's went to the bathroom alot but GEEZ! I had to escort Yugito constantly! But my day-dreaming brought me to the concept of why in the world does half the school have lunch at the end of the school day?
Yugito skipped to the food line and I followed next to her on the other side of the rope seperateing the line from the crowd, the Lunch lady saw her and her expression showed she knew what was in store,
I turned around for a second to search the cafateria, Fuu spotted me when I spotted her and then pointed to behind me, I turned back to Yugito who seemed to have pissed off the Lunch lady within under five second's
"PICK SOMETHING!" She screamed, or maybe she's just cranky, she looked like she was going to break the spoon in her hand as 'Soup Nazi' from Seinfeld came to mind,
"I would likeith somed maple chocolate pudding's say's sesame's!" She blubbed again
"WE DON'T HAVE ANY PUDDING YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING!!" She screamed again, looking back on previous cafateria visit's, I think I did hear this woman yelling at the other kid's....
The Lunch lady had light black (if black had a light) hair tied to the back of her head, the hair net was around the tuff peeking out from behind her head only and she was wearing a Gothic-Lolita Lunch lady addition dress that had emo-like rip's and frilly lace with stain's. Looked more like she was going to a halloween party then her job,
Her nametag read 'Anko Miterashi' hm, 'Anko'... Doesn't seem very sweet to me,
"Um, Yugito just keep moveing," I said, frantic for her to move away from this scary excuse for a human being,
"I hunt pooding's!" She whined,
"THERE IS NO PUDDING YOU MAGGOT!" I finally just tugged Yugito away from the raving Lunch-hell-lady, who just kept screaming threat's "I'LL SICK MY SNAKE'S ON YOU! AND I KNOW WHERE HALF OF THE POISONOUS ONE'S ARE!" Scary-Snake-Lunch-Lady... creepy, what ever happened to crazy cat lady's? at lease cat's have less a chance of killing you....I wonder how close to me she live's
-----RDC meeting room
I was thankful that most of the rest of lunch was uneventful, I sat at Yugito's table and all she did was keep trying to put all her food in every hole she had but her mouth... I don't think I can look at this girl the same way again.... I also found out she has a matching Hello-Kitty bra.... Please don't ask how I found that out.. Vomit.... induceing..... oh good lord
"Why?" I cried patheticly, crawling on the ground toward's Killer Bee and Fuu "Why?"
"We wanted to help you feel welcome!" Fuu gleed in a super-suger-to-tha-max-tone
"BY GIVING ME THE HARDEST JOB!?" I yelled, knowing how horrid I must seem right now but didn't give too po-... I can never say 'Poop' again... no... not after today... Also don't ask,
"Day three is the hardest job," Yagura noted, he seemed to be pouting from my lack-o-failurio
"What happen's then?" I said, dreading the simple thought,
"You'll see hen' it come's, You'll be on that job too," Coachy Roshi assured
"But not alone, We all come together for day three," Utakata said,
"Who's takeing care of her tomarrow then?" I asked, takeing a worried glance in her direction, She seemed to be danceing with the coat rack that I didn't know why we had,
"Han, can you do it?" I swear, I was this close to saying 'WHY DO I HAVE TO DO IT?' untill Han-slash-sounds-like-an' nodded his head, "Good, then It's settled, Naru-Chan, we'll talk to you tomarrow's!" Fuu said cheerfully
"Got it," I groaned
----Ichiraku
Tell me what you want
what you really really want
tell me what you want
what you really really want
I wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna,
I wanna really really really really wanna
zig-a-zig ah
If you wanna be my lover
you gotta first be my friend
if you wanna be my lover
friendship never end's
If you wanna be m-
"Why are you listening to chick music?" Jiraiya yelled from his chair
"It's not my music! and I know that if I delete any of it that it will seek revenge by getting stuck in my head untill I shoot myself," I grumbled, homework in the living room, NOT smart
"It's makeing me feel funny!"
"Interesting," I grumbled again,
------Next day
YAAAAAAAWN, okay, what's on the agenda today?
"NAAAAAAAAAAAARUTOOOOOOO!" Jiraiya yelled from the other room
"What?"
"SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPING TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!" What? oh my good crap oh almighty why me oh geez I can't stop talking in hyped tone now frickle-dickle-stick's oh MIIIIIIGHTYYYYY,
----Store
"If ya wanna be mah lova! you gotta firs' be mah fren'!" Okay, this is all might fault, Jiraiya is a half-decent singer (Like the kind on Amarican Idol that don't make it but arn't bad enough to be aired,) but OHMYGAWD doe's it have to be THIS!?
"Jiraiya," I said, not sure if it was his singing or my subconsious dreading the 'Coffee High' that was causeing my huge concern,
"Yeeeeeees?"
"Please tell me we don't need Coffee," I was gonna say something else but this topic was more important, I didn't even say it like a question, more like 'Do I really have to go to Aunt Ita's for the summer,' while I had already been told several time's that I had to cause she need's young, hip kid's to help her with her monthly co- Okay I'm going off track AGAIN arn't I?
"Whaddya MEAN I can't PARK WORTH SHITAKE!?"... I really don't like familiar voice's,
Turning around, The first thing I saw was Bigfoot.... -s cousin. Han stood towering even Jiraiya waveing his hand's franticly, he had a cheesy Florida shirt old people wear and then dress short's.... Then their was the whole Yugito-in-punk-rock-hot-emo-girl-from-hot-topic.... Whoa, Sakura in that outfit would be creepy... But maybe in a piiiink,
Okay, yeah, it's another creepy Gothic Lolita dress, only this one is red with black lace, and then it was cut like a French maid's outfit with long sleave's... Really cute (and this is a guy saying this) black shoe's and black stocking's and then black and red bow's in her hair.... And ALOT of make-up, red eye shadow and fake eyelashes with wet-looking red lipstick and too much blush.... This is just freaky.... And look how long it took me to explain it!.... Now that I think about it, she actually look's like Misa from Death Note,
"I said YOU CAN'T!"
"Hmpfhmpf!" Han looked around and finally spotted me, he pleaded with his eye's for me to help, aw geez he's such a sweetie onceya' geta' know heeeeeEEEEM!
"Jiraiya, I'm gonna prevent a homicide now," I said emotionlessly, cause normally I would just walk away pretending I didn't see him, but there's something seriously up with Yugi,
"Okay!" He then trotted up to the store, speaking of clothe's, he only wear's the red robe in the house, and outside he wear's fanel red plaid PJ's.... An- OH MY GAWD DID YUGITO JUST LIFT UP THAT CAR?!
"Aughhhh!" Yugito threw the car over to the woman she was argueing with, Han then jumped over just in time and caught it. I would EXPECT that from him but Yugito?!
For a Monday this particular parking lot was pretty empty, and the middle-aged blond woman ran into the store too scared to say a word about the clearly not-normal teenage girl she had argued with. So it's safe to say that anyone who did see would be stunned to that point of silence, "Hn huf," Han walked over to me almost shyly like he was saying sorry for ruining my shopping day, he rubbed the back of his head,
I smiled as sweetly as a kid my age is able too and went over too Yugito who was still in a rage, "WHAT!? YOU SCARED!? SHOW'S YOU NOT TO PISS OFF THE WRONG PEOPLE YOU LITTL-"
"Yugi! Yugi-Chan?" I said trieing to calm her,
"PISS OFF YOU ROTTEN LITTLE TWERP!" She screamed she then stomped off into the store looking only seventy-four percent 'Diva'
Jiraiya ran out creepily short after that. I ignored his sixteen bag's-full-of milk and Ramen cup's giveing Han a 'Why did you let her go into public like this?' look. He then returned with a 'Cause she scares me and I don't feel like seeing friends on the news and screaming 'ZOMG DHATZ MAH FREN!' ' look, and don't ask me what that look's like,
"Jiraiya? How'd you do that so fast?"
"THEY HAD FWEE COFFEEE SAMNIPUL'S!!!!!" Welp, that answer's my ealier question of wether or not we're getting Coffee,
BASH
Looking into the store, there's a gapeing hole in the side, Yugito stood at the pharmacy counter where the hole was, "I'M NOT A SKANK I JUST DON'T LIKE MENSTRAL CRAMP'S DAMMIT!" I stare at the aw-struck people, as I just faintly hear 'clean-up in aisle five' from the moniter's,
-----Ichiraku
"Your kidding?"
"No! like' she was SOOO TOTTALY scary! I mean like' SCANDALOUS!" I joked with Sasuke on the phone, and I was secretly thankful that Konohamaru and his friend's were at a sleep-over meaning that with Iruka all I had to do was assure I was doing okay,
"And it was a Gothic Lolita dress?" He asked, TRYING not to believeing me in the slightest
"Shyea! like what Kiba made that Hinata girl wear at last-year's Halloween party!" Ahhhh yes, the Halloween party at the Hyuga mansion, I think that Kiba must've scarred that poor girl for life.... Weird one though, she never looked me in the eye and according to Kiba didn't faint finally untill I got there ( I was BARNEY! Haha! and Sasuke was a sucky Dracula )
"And you communicate and are excepted by these people?" He asked, clearly freaked,
"SHYEA! And that was just today! I didn't tell you yesterday about how the Lunch-lady from hell wore one too and screamed at her!"
"Hold it, Lunch-lady with Lolita dress and scary?"
"....Shyea,"
".... Ankooo!" What? OHMYGOSH NO WAY!
"What?!" I heard from somewhere behind Sasuke,
"Were you harrassing children yesterday?" He asked
"Duh, and it was Sunday so I had to be sure to scar the little christian kid's extra,"
"Did one have blond hair and was annoyingly obnoxious without even talking?" Hey! I'm not annoyingly obnoxious without talking!.... am I?
".... Yeah," She saw me?
"Naruto, your favorite Lunch-lady from hell is my current foster-sister," Ohhh, your kidding right?
"Doe's she really have snake's?"
"They're crawling, and I swear if I hadn't done that report on poisonous ones then I'd be dead by now," He said, the seriousness in his voice scared me way too much,
"HIII! So your our little Sause-gay-Chan's hubbie he talks so much about!" Wait, SAUSE-GA- I mean SASUKE TALKS ABOUT ME?!"
"Whats he been saying!?"
"Shut up Anko!"
"Dahhhw, HE'S BLUSHING NARUTO!" Oh geez, I think I just scarred Sasuke for life, and I suddenly am in love with the Lunch lady now,
"She lies!" Sasuke says finally cracking, I haven't heard him laugh so hard in years,
I get the sudden urge to hang up just to piss him off... And so I do!
I slam the phone down and run away back to Ichiraku like it's gonna chase me (And I really am sure that Sasuke's gonna jump outta it and noogie me) looking up Jiraiya is on his Coffee high and has found it amuseing pressing his body up agenst the window and smileing out at the town like a idiot.... Nope, he doesn't wear underwear under there.... Ha, I made a ryhme that was probably only amuseing because I'm tired and can't see streight.... Yeah, still freaked out from the whole super-strength thing...But....Can't.... Let..... It.... Get.... Okay I'm smileing so much I need to go to bed now,
---------Next day
"NAAAAAAAAAAAAAARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" I fell out of bed and jumped up to answer the door, Jiraiya had yet to come off his Coffee high apparently and was standing outside my door holding the phone, "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!" He yelled
I picked up the phone, being waken totally up by Jiraiya's screech, "Ello'?"
"Ey-ey-ey buddy it's Killa Bee! evera body else es here wit' me! we called ya'll off school, cuz Uta' es cool, and now we needya tah come and chouffer' too, ya, fool!" Killer Bee sang and I could hear the faint beat's of Fuu beating along,
"..... Oaky dokie?" I said, it's been little over a week here and nothing seem's to surprise me anymore, "Where do we meet?" The second I was done a loud screech was heard from the background, followed by the crying of small children,
"Uh, yea, um, We're at Nara Park, HURRY YA' FOO- Yugito! girl get offa that!" There was the a wooshing noise and a thunk before it dis-connected from what I would assume was Killer Bee carelessly throwing the phone behind his back.
And so, I explained to Jiraiya, whom was standing infront of me creepily silent, " My un-stable friend's from 'Recovoring Demons Club' want me to help them keep one girl alive and arrest-free as she slowly settle's into her latest anti-crazy drug, they're at Nara park and called me off school cause apparently chick's dig guy's in dresses," I looked at him as he continued to smile, I waved my hand infront of his face and he responded by falling over. On the ground he snored loudly and I think still had his eye's open..... I'll go now,
----Nara Park
Ahhh yes, Nara Park, I hear it's owned by some doctor family, hm. Now where have I heard 'Nara' before?
"Naruto!" I looked up and Fuu was doing a hand-stand on a telephone pole, Yugito was infront of her walking on the line, "I need you to stand under her and catch her if she fall's!"
I stared at her for a minute before turning to Yugito who was half-way across the line, I went over and stood under her with my arm's out-streched waiting for her to fall on me and then get sued for sexual harrassment.... Sorry for my zombieness, these guy's just weird me out,
I followed under Yugito for a few second's untill she got to the end, and I looked up at Fuu, "Where are the guys?" She pointed to the playground part where Killer Bee, Utakata, and Yagura were talking to a police man nervously, Gaara sat silently at the end of a slide watching us as a number of kid's were pokeing him, and I believe Han was in the fetal postion under the jungle gym cause of a scraped knee and a small child was comforting him.... And it look's like Roshi is flirting with the soccor mom's, (It doesn't work dude, their husband's don't even get any)
"Wait Yugito!" I turn around and I see Yugito apparently flying, okay, no she just jumped friggin FIVE FOOTBALL FIELD'S to a diffrent pole and ohmygawd I have a sneaking feeling I'm gonna be on either Unsolved Mystery's or Amarica's Most Wanted,
Turning again the officer had left and didn't notice the display, and everybody else weren't as surprised.
OOOOOOKAAAAAY THEEEEEN...... Holy mother of-
"Yugi!"
"Ya' fool ya' fo-..... YOUR A FOOL YU!.... GI....to?" Killer can't rap? Okay then, I'll just go ahead and let it sink into my brain how bad this is..... OHMYGAWDWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO!?!?!?
What time is it? the sun's already going down?! I musta slept through the entire school day i- WHY AM I WORRYING ABOUT THE DAMNED TIME!? I DUNNO WHY! WHY AM I TALKING TO MYSELF!? BECAUSE WHEN GAARA AND UTAKAGAGU HAVE A DISTRESSED LOOK ON THEIR EXPRESSIONLESS FACE'S YOU KNOW THE WORLD'S IN BIG DOO-DOO!? WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT DOO-DOO!? CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAAAAAP!
Okay, from all that it's probably safe to say my mind is blank now, I can't process anything except that I'm not processing, Fuu seem's to be shakeing me, ow, it's makeing my head hurt. Gaara's trieing to get myself to snap out of it..... She lifted up a car yesterday.... And jumped like' a thousand or somethin' yard's today.... Tomarrow should be moveing thing's with her mind.....
-----Han's POV
Oh geez this again? Yugi's going all acrobatics on us. And now Naruto looks like he's gonna throw up, Killer's all crazed cause he's had a crush on Yugi since they were like' five, oh well,
It's getting dark out cause the news said there was gonna be a eclipse. And Yugito's going even higher now, Ugh, the things I do for love... My knee still hurts,
-----Naruto's POV
Yugito just went up another story..... Holy shit..... Frickle-dickle-stick's oh mighty this is baaaaaaaaaaad..... AND SHE'S GOING HIGHER!?
"She's too high!" Fuu screamed,
"We needa follow her or somethin!" Killer Bee then attempted to help.... Screw that,
"Wait!" Everyone looked at me, they had apparently forgotten about me thinking I had lost it, I feel the wind pick up at the worst time. "We need to split up! Killer Bee and Gaara! you guy's stay down here!" Killer Bee nod's his head happy he didn't have to take charge, "Fuu Roshi and Han go and get help, those cop's should still be in the area!" They immidiantly take off in the direction the police went, "Utaka' and Yagura! you guy's follow me up the tower! You'll stop in the middle and I'll keep going and try and lure her back!"
"Well why can' we go up then?" Killer Bee asked,
"Cause, your here for if she fall's," I said in a really un-needed dramatic fashion, Killer gulbed and Gaara's usual annoyed expression turned into a completely blank one,
Looking up, It's obvious that she must have gone up higher while we were talking, now it look's like she's at the very top, and is slowly makeing her way across the wire to- A ELECTRIC GENERATOR!? WHAT THE HECK!? HOW IN THE?! WHY IN THE!?
Okay, can't lose it again now... Turn up my iPod, and yes, up untill this point I was calling it IP-ODD.... Don't laugh, Sasuke already did... Hit it,
I scream into the night for you
don't make it true
Please don't jump
the light's will not guide you through
they're deceiveing you
Please don't jump
Don't let memorie's fall
of me and you
The world is down there out of view
don't jump
Please don't jump
You'd open your eye's
but you can't remember what for
the snow fall's quietly
but you just can't feel it no more
somewhere out there
you lost youself in your pain
you dream of the end
to start all over again
I don't know how long
I can hold you so strong
I don't know how long
Just take my hand
give it a chance
Don't jump
I scream into the night for you
don't make it true
Please don't jump
the light's will not guide you through
they're deceiveing you
Please don't jump
Don't let memorie's fall
of me and you
The world is down there out of view
don't jump
Please don't jump
And if all that can't hold you back
then I'll jump for you
"Yugito!" I reached the top, I'd told Yagura and Utakata to wait at the middle, Yugito was almost half way to the other side but still turned her head around. Her face was blank, confused, her arm's out to keep her balance, I hurried up to the end of the railing and looked down
"We're here Naruto!" Yagura called up from below, Utakata had his hand's out over his head and was leaning over the railing, his emotionlessness just made the scene all the more comedic. As for Killer and Gaara I didn't have to see their face's to tell that the brownish white thing running around franticly with his arm's out was Killer Bee haveing a simular breakdown, and Gaara was the red dot staying in the center of the running,
I looked back up at Yugito, who had let her hand's down and was swaying on the line slowly with the picking up wind, "Yugito, can you come over here for me?" I said unsteadily,
"Why?" She asked, the sound of her voice was familar, like mine during trial's about what I did. Like she didn't know what to do anymore, I get it, the thrid day was the depression, the comeing together to watch her was the safety. I didn't hear any rapping about the thing's that Yugito's done in the past, but seeing how much like me everybody is,
"Yugito," I said, trying to take the new-found comparison to word's, "Please, come back here," I said, stareing at her feet, just waiting for them to slip, "Just look down, everybody's waiting for you, you should come back now," I wasn't sure how wise the 'look down' part was, but it's all that came to mind,
She looked down slowly, like a Angel of Death dreading her next task, and in the one second I took my eye's off her feet to look at her face I could've swore she was bringin one up the step off the line. "But," She said slowly, but I couldn't take my eye's off her face to check if she was going to fall, "They'll be mad at me,"
"No we won't!" A small voice came from below, I looked down and Fuu, Han and Roshi came back with Principal Tsunade,
Tsunade was on her cell phone, I wasn't sure how Fuu could hear from all the way down there but I wasn't really bothering to question all logic right now, "Yugi?! honey it was me wasn' it!? I'm sorry! I know I' shouldna ate that last piece 'o' cake but I wus hungray!" Killer pleaded panicked, he managed to yell loud enough for us too hear and still run around franticly,
"See Yugi? come on back over here," I said, going back to stare at her feet, "Come on, please," I looked up at her face for what was only supposed to be a second, she looked at me and I got locked on her eye's,
They were usually light brown but right now they were pitch black, and I could only tell the color at all if not for little blue flicker's of light that seemed to be inside the eye's and also flickering outside like flame's, I couldn't care less but in the corner of my eye the apparent eclipse that was causeing the darkness had completely overcome the sun and the outline around it was fadeing blue by whatever was blocking it,
I tried again, "Yugi?" I said, she was walking toward me slowly with her arm's raised slightly, I held out my hand when she got close enough,
Knowing my luck, she slipped, but she grapped the rope and my hand just in time and was just left with her legs wrapped around the line and the rest of her was leaned agenst me with her hand cupped on mine, she smiled weakly, "Your so cute," And pressed her lips on mine... And here's the loopy part,
------Gaara's POV
.... Are they kissing?..... I turned to Killer.... Yup, must be, he's paralized finally with his mouth hanging open like.... Well like when the Mary-Jane in your life start's kissing the new guy..... Where did that Mary-Jane comment come from? I told Kankuro I didn't want to watch Spider-Man.... He won't stop talking to me now.... Annoying..... Yup, Killer's certainly crying under his sunglasses,
------Next day. Naruto's POV
"When are you guy's going to explain to me why whenever I change medication I lose three day's time?" Yugito asked in the RDC meeting the next day, hate to sound romantic but she fell asleep on me... Wonder why Killer Bee was so mad?
Anyway, I have also decided that nothing the past three day's has happened, which will help cause as far as I know, Jiraiya's still at home sleeping off his Coffee high, since he was there when I got home and when I left still snoreing away.... No body's answering Yugito's question.... I'm in a zombie fit right now.... I forgot to call Konohamaru and everybody last night, He'll be so mad.... Yugito's pokeing me
"Naruto? What's wrong?" She asked, and I make a mental note with my remaining brain-cell's that next time someone say's 'Yugito' 'Medication' and 'Change' all in the same sentance that I must train myself to say 'Not it'....
"....Hi puppy's..... pretty puppy's..... I like to smoke cucumber's in the parade at L.A. led by a fridge and radio..... Dollie's..." Oh, and did I forget to mention that last night, before I went to sleep, watched Paprika and stupidly fell asleep to it?..... ".... Why don't I remember the past three day's?"
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NOTICE NOTICE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTICCCCCCCCCCCE!: Money suck's, there may be a point in time where I don't update for a really long time, warning you now but I may be able to finish at least the main story before the electirc is shut off for money to pay the house payment's..... anyway, THANX!
Okay, thank you for you wonderful review's and blah blah blah blah, I wanted to make this chapter longer but didn't have any idea's but the 'Lolita Dress'
I have my mom's aunts, uncle, and my grandma reading this... And they LIKE IT..... Am I missing something?
This is getting to be really popular... and maybe not because I'm totally whoreing it out on Deviant Art.... Haha,
Next chapter should be short and will be posted soon! (Most bond's chapter's will be short, for lack 'o' information 'o' on any of the Jinchuriki.... I still don't like makeing Yu act so gentle, he's reminding me of Jugo too much .) also, check out the Naruto-South Park crossover called... I don't remember..... IT'S ABOUT NARUTO BEING JESUS!
