DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything in this fiction. If I did own Naruto, then... Well alot of the Akatsuki would still be alive, but it would probably suck, WE LUB YOU MASASHI KISHMOTO! YOU PISS US OFF SOMETIMES BUT WE KEEP READING CAUSE WE'RE WAITING TO FIND OUT WETHER OR NOT SASUZ REALLY GAY!

Anyway, I didn't come up with what this chapter would be about untill I started writeing it..... so, I guess I may pull of calling it 'orginal genius'.... I'm so vain XD

Shyea, on the offical Naruto website, in the fourm's there's one about 'Would Naruto becomeing Hokage and then dieing at the end be a good ending?'

Yes, hell, oh why F&%$#NG YEAH It would be epic, it would be amazing...... But, I love Naruto, SO MUCH... I would, cry, cry, for HOUR'S on end, cry, cry, probably for three day's..... I would cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry-....... I need to make a emo poem now...... cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cr-

-----------------------------------------Chapter 7: The Baby Monster

I talked to Konohamaru for a while more, and then everyone said their goodbye's, Checking my E-mail I got one from Fuu, that girl must practice or something, cause I have no Idea how to make the text in and E-mail neon pink and flash, it said that school was out again tomarrow, which make's sense since it was Saturday, so I thought she might mean Sunday, and I thought about mayb- How did Fuu get my E-mail address?

Anyway, tomarrow I might go to Iruka's and mess with everyone, I have to see Sasuke SMILE, he hasn't done that since, what? Third grade I think, and that one time when we were nine, we were walking, it started raining, and he stole my umbrella and told me to 'Run for the hill's you moron!' .... Yeah, inside joke, Choji's fault for likeing Hamster's WAY too much,

Anyway, again, Time to sleep,

-------Next day

Jiraiya must've still been on a roll with his next book cause he was still in his bedroom writeing, I already called Sasuke and told him that I'd try and make it over there, he got excited, and I had to hang up... I have GOT to see this,

I left and walked to the bus stop, I've already got the route down, and only got a cranky-knowing-my-luck-bus driver to make me nervous,

So, now I'm here, waiting..... So bored.... hm?

Course' knowing me, I'm simply not allowed to have a normal day, am I? Looking behind me at a commotion, Han is shakeing a number of people franticly, and I run over to him since they all either shout at him or run away screaming,

"Needa hand-Han??" I said, knowing there's something bad up, he mufffle's something, and I am confused, why can't he just talk? "Timmy stuck in the well?" He shake's his head, okay, well I guess that work's. We're in a tiny grass area that look's a little like a park, in the center, when Han moved, I saw was a well....well then.... nice well. Han got annoyed with my weirded-outness. And then pointed down it, oh gaaaaaaawd, your KIDDING ME?!

I run to the side, and there is of course a five-year-old lookin' kid at the bottom crieing like all-get-out, and I look up to Han, "Can you reach him?" I ask, hearing the scream's in my head get louder, he give's me a scared look, great. The big scary guy in school is actually getting nervous about something,

The screaming get's louder, and louder, untill I try in vain to just covor my ear's, my ear's tear up as I feel myself black out again. So I yell, and I don't know how loud, to Han, "Just try! I can't do anything Han! just reach down and grab him!" My eye's tear up as I try and fight the black that's engulfing my vision, everything blot's red and I feel myself lose control,

"Hnhm," Han say's faintly, and I start to come back, he shake's me and I start to snap out of it, the screaming's still loud but it's not pierceing anymore. Han's hands calm me down and I see the kid behind him,

"What happened?"

"Mister big man gotted me outta the wewl," The kid mumbled, "But," I look down and the kid's holding his bleeding hand, and I figured out why Han didn't want to do it. I got up and felt it, he whined a little, yup, broke.

"Minoru?" A lady come's by, "Minoru! where have you bee- oh my god," She whisked the kid up in less then a second, "You hollagan's, what did you do!?" She glared at me, then harder at Han,

"Hey old lady, we just got that kid out of the well! maybe you should keep a better watch on him!"

"Hmpf, You children are unbelieveable," She turn's and stomp's away, the kid look's over her shoulder and waves to Han. I look over and he's faintly waveing back,

"Ugh, people are so ungreatful I could just throw an old man fit," I grumble, stomping back to the bus stop,

And, knowing me, I just had to turn around for a second, Han was still sitting next to the well looking like a kid locked outta the Candy store.... ohgaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAWD!

The bus pull's up and the door open's, inside the driver is a adorable blonde with ribbon's in her hair wearing a mini-skirt, "Hi! will you be getting on?" She said, I randomly note that her nametag read's 'Misa'

I look at her, and the nearly empty and clean bus, then turning to see poor handy-Han again, "Nah, I, change my mind," And I begin to slump back,

"Oka- Light! I let you ride for free now stop picking on Larry!" The door close's and I drag my stupid self over to Han,

"....Wanna go out for Icecream?"

---------------------Akimichi Ice-creamy

I've heard 'Akimichi' before.... ugh, where was it ag- OHHH! chocolate!

I take the cone's to the table, and I was glad yesterday I had spotted this place, "You want it?" Han take's the cone and lick's it slowly, and then I just stare, "Why don't you talk?" He pat's his neck makeing little mumbleing noise's, "Your mute?" He nodd's, "Bummer,"

Yawn, after that, we went to Nara park, which was just behind Akimichi Ice-Cream...kay'... Okay I know I've heard those damned name's before but where?

Han point's up at the tower, "Oh yeah, that's where we had to get Yugi," I said, he then pulled my attention to the sign that I couldn't see the last time, "Uzumaki? that's the tower's name?" He nodded, I pondered haveing a tower with my name as I licked my triple-chocolate-fudge-of-brownie yummieness, I played a bit of music as we strolled around,

Don't matter what you say about life

I learn everytime I bleed

the truth is a stranger

sooner or later

I gotta let my spirit be free

to admit that I'm wrong

and then change my mind

sorry, but, I hafta be strong

and leave you behind

I can't waste time so hung in the moment

I realize, nothing is broken

no need to worry bout' everything I've done

live every second like it was my last one

don't look back from anew direction

I loved you once, needed protection

your still a part of everything I do

your on my heart just like a Tattoo

I doooon't really like that song, just cause your famous doesn't mean you can turn away but say 'DUN WRY I WON' FRGET U HEN IM EN REHAP'..... people don't even remember who won that last Amarican Idol, really, like Miley Cirus with that stupid song 'The Climb' 'I'm just doin' it cuz I can' From the skank with a twenty-year old boyfriend, real family-oriented.... Maybe I shouldn't be so openly admitting that I listen to Miley Cirus and Jordin Sparks.... wait, who the hell's listening to me? hey alien's in my head! I LISTEN TO ASHLEE SIMPSON TOO! LALALALALALALALALA LAAAA!!

Okay, I've officaly lost it, I'll just enjoy this silent walk,

-------Later

"You sure your okay Han?" I asked when we got back to the Ichiraku, he nodded, and I couldn't help but notice the addition of a bird that had landed on his shoulder, "Okay, well, see you Monday, or, maybe tomarrow, or- " He held up his hand's with the number of day's we had off school now, so, tomarrow wouldn't have it and.... Monday will, okay, good, "Bye Han! have fun with the blue birds!" I waved and ran upstair's,

Upstair's, Jiraiya still hadn't seemed to left his room, and I pondered on how much paper he must have, I used the phone in the kitchen

"HI NARUTO!" Konohamaru said,

"Hey Kono, incase you didn't notice I couldn't make it," I leaned agenst the wall waiting for yaking,

"It's okay, Sasuke's back to his boring self anyway," He pressed the speaker phone

"Hi Naruto!" Iruka yelled in the background,

"Heeeey, so...."

"Kiba's gone,"

"AWSOME!"

"I know right?! I mean, I get to jump on his bed now!"

"You did that before,"

"Without him yelling at me,"

"No no Kono, Human's go, 'yell' Kiba's go, 'bark' " He laughed, "Where's Sasuke?"

"He fell asleep, I think that's what calmeded him,"

"Okay, well I'm gonna.... Do my homework now.... See ya Kono! BYE EVERYBODY WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE LISTENING!!!" Konohamaru then try's the old 'WAIT I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU!' but I hung up anyway, cause I'm mean,

ON THE INTRO-WEB Kiba sent me his phone number... Hm, what's this?

opening another message, it was from a 'MustangTelo111'

I got three link's too Jordin Sparks download's, Ashlee Simpson, and Miley Cirus... and then 'Thank's for the Ice cream'

........ And into unconciousness I go,

THUNK

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XD Dyahahahhahahahahahahaaa!!!!!

.....I needed some Cameo's XD Minoru and his mean Granny from Shojo Beat's 'Baby & Me' and then Misa, Light, and L from obviously Death Note (Calling L 'Larry' is a inside joke reader's of Shonen jump may or may not understand XD)

And yes, I wrote this whilst I was listening to Jordin and Ashlee, Miley I hate like I do Sakura (with a thriveing passion) and I had to throw my opinion into Naruto's head, cause I'm a Mary-Sue bitch,

I've also currently read 'Punk Rock Etiquette' and have a band with Me(Lead Singer) Naruto(Guitar) Sasuke(Bass/Male Singer/Frontman) Shikamaru(Drums/Techie) Choji(Tour Support AKA 'Roadie' but don't call him that) Lee(Booker) Kankuro(Recorder) and Kiba(Keyboard/Other Guitar/Roadie/Anything else we need) ..... Because I'm a Mary-Sue bitch

We are known as..... The Rogue Heroes...... OH YEAH BABY! THREE DOOR'S DOWN AND PINK MEET TOKIO HOTEL AND SIMPLE PLAN!!!! (Sorry for short chapter by the way)