DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto, or anything else

Shyea, last chapiter wuz, WEIRD

But, yes, this SHOULD be just as weird with the addition of 'ZOMG' and then it will be long sooooooooo.... I HOPE it's long.

I have no Idea what to write now, but... Wait, they're going to school..... Okay I'm getting it,

Slight Angst and Emo for this chapter, so shyea, YAYZ.......

I'm still depressed about the whole 'Naruto death thing' ..... which might be because I wrote that only five minute's ago XD I''m on a ROLL! I wanna get this done so i can work on the sucky no-plot SEQUEL!

--------------------------Chapter 9: The Perfect Monster

Okay, so, last night I woke up long enough to call Kono and everybody, but, Sasuke had left again... Wha,

And he wasn't on anything on the computer, so, wha,

And, I'm really bored and annoyed to say that I'm worried, wha, wha, wha, wha, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

City sleep's and we're lost in the moment

another kiss as we're lying on the pavement

if they could see us they would tell us that we're crazy

But I know, the just don't understand

close your eye's and please don't let me

go, go, go,

don't let me go now

Close your eye's and don't let me let you

go, go,

go

Take my hand tonight

let's not think about tomarrow

Take my hand tonight

we can find someplace to go

cause our hearts will live forever

and our love will never die

so Take my hand, tonight

one last time

Today, as I get ready for school, I leave my room and Jiraiya's finally stopped writeing,

"Miss me?"

"Yup,"

"I'm sorry sweetum's," We look at eachother for a while and I hear a low rumble,

"When was the last time you ate?" I asked stareing wide-eyed,

"When'd I start writeing?"

"Over three day's ago!!"

".... Around three day's ago," I look at him for a few second's.... one, two, three,

"WELL GO EAT SOMETHING!"

"Okay! okay! geez, no need to be so PUSHY!" He follow's me down and wave's as I leave and he get's a much-needed mega bowl of ramen,

-------------School

Ahhh, Kurenai Yuhi's class, nice, calm, math with a pretty lad-

"Hello everyone," Principal Tsunade walk's in and sit's down, "Miss Kurenai Yuhi hurt her back putting up the scoreboard from-... What was it Friday I think?....-S incident.... So I'll be teaching today since... Well... No sub,"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Me and three or four other guy's yell,

"....Do you darling little delight's object? cause you know I could just go ahead and cancel Math today," Kid's cheered, but, being experianced with the wrath of Tsunade I just waited for her to finish... smart thing "Then causeing each of you little delight's to FAIL!" yeees.... I'm a smart boy,

....Tap, tap, tap, tap, yeeeees Fuey?

"What?" I turn around to Fuu whose tapping me rapidly

"Will you come over to my house today?" She asked, still tapping me,

"....Uh, sure, I guess," I almost half-expected her to live in a huge mansion like the other's, till' I remembered how she lived in a orphanage like me,

She smiled and leaned back in her seat, I payed attention in Math because I just suck in every aspect of life, but she's seemingly consentrateing on getting her pencil to stand on it's tip-which-it-is....... Note to self, bring up the 'wizard' theory to Yagura,

"Fuu darling, please look up," I almost trailed it off as a stray thought till I realized that Tsunade had whispered it under her breath, just like Kurenai had on my first day, I turned back to Fuu and she's sitting up streight looking at Tsunade smileing. And her pencil is still standing up,

-------------RDC Meeting Room

"An' then, she wus all like 'Yo yo yo homie-o, I wus only followen' yo-yo-yo,' an' et was real deeminging, duh, that's the word right?" As Killer Bee ranted about how a girl in his class was rapping better then he was, I kept my eye's on Fuu, they trailed to everyone else, whom, no one was really listening to his story. Yugito seemed to be in a playful personality as she tried to pick her nose with her tounge, Gaara's emotionless was switched with sheer boredom as I guessed he was still trying to decipher the scoreboard incident, Yagura seem's to be a maschonisty-guy thingy, since he's biteing his arm right now, Utakata smiled as I think he was in his own little world, and Roshi waved at me, along with Han whom is still creeping me out, I was about to list off everything untill Fuu spoke, bringing my attention back to her,

"How's your stay here been Naruto?" She asked, sounding strangely normal,

"Uh, cool, I guess, but I think we all can agree that these few week's have been a little off, if you know what I mean," Right when I let out that little winged-demon named honesty out, Gaara slumped in his chair, Han rolled his eye's and blushed, Killer smiled nervously and Yugito tilted her head, either in a stupid personality or honestly not knowing what I was talking about since she had amnesia from the three strangest day's,

"Yeah, we didn't really have the finest trans' for you," Roshi said, "But, at least ya' didn't run away screaming likea' small child,"

"I thought about it," A number of them smiled, and I had a twingeing feeling that they wouldn't have done such had not for me, but I've done enough gay speech's and sweet intimate thought's this month so I'll just shut up and let nature take it's course,

"Naruto's gonna come to my house today!" Fuu exclaimed cheerfully, and then everybody stiffened up with shock, even with Yugito it seemed that that sentance made her switch to a more serious personal,

"Will you really Naruto?" Yugito asked nervously, but trying not to make that obvious, although I don't think Fuu has that sort of attention span (As in, a 'working one')

" Uh, shyea," And in that moment where everyone finally sat silently I knew I still had a bit to learn,

--------------Hebi's house

Remember 'Mister Happys'? all the lunatic kid's runnin' around like little devil's? well-

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!" Kid's ran screaming and shouting, Fuu walked through the chaos with ease, and I attempted to follow but had kids running me over left and right,

Fuu jumped onto the railing and swung herself onto the steps, I made a mad dash to them and tripped only four times, "This is normal here?"

"Actually no, their pretty calm today 'cause of your company," She informed,

-----Fuu's room

I was surprised to all-get-out that Fuu actually had a room to her own, a big one too, it was almost the size of Yagura's, it was shades of pink, green, and red with hearts and white. Her bed had a canopy and despite the perfection of the room it was messy, there were little kid toy's scattered around the floor and I smelled pizza coming from somewhere, "Nice.... place..." Was all I could think of,

" 'Elcome!" She gleed,

It ran past my mind of what Killer-Bee said when I first came, Fuu through her first fit and went loco, got in trouble, made press apparently and the orphanage got all the puplicity, which probably mean's that Fuu's insanity plea got them charity money. Iruka's orphanage was pretty poor really, four to five kid's need to share room's and Iruka has the youngest kid's and a few baby's when they come with him in his room, we all get in the free lunch line at school and raise our own money whenever we want something. Sasuke doe's chores all over the town, old ladys love him as much as the ones his own age do, and you don't wanna know how many Family Guy joke's I throw at him when he deliver's paper's. Then he gives all the money to Iruka to help with bills and food costs..... Damn I feel like shit now,

Fuu's stareing at me, I need to talk now, "Uhh, so, what ya wanna do?" She perks up

"Twister!"

Hello back pain

-----------Dinner

Kids had been running in and out of her room as we played a never-ending game, note to self, never come to Fuu's house again, and albino girls are very flexable. So I don't really have to say who won,

The dining room was gianormous, about fifty chairs on each side with a table longer then-.... Longer then something really really long, and each chair was filled, there seemed to be two maid's and then the owner who looked more like the owner of the Playboy mansion then a Little kid's orphanage with his velvet robe, grey hair and pipe,

"It's nice to welcome some company," He said, he sounded reaaaally cocky, and looked a li'l like a pedo, "Please, help yourself to whatever you like,"

---------Later

I ate, talked a little, and kept my fat mouth shut. That place was completely useing Fuu for it's own gain when it really, really doesn't need it. In my head I couldn't stop telling that money-hungry guy off, but then for some reason I couldn't speak. Fuu quietly ate her food, and my heart broke a little,

Crap, gay moments again. The screams start getting louder, they're quiet compared to the other times but I can't seem to control myself right now anyway,

I fall asleep by the telephone

it's two o'clock and I'm waiting up alone

tell me where have you been?

I found a note with another name

You blow a kiss but it just don't feel the same

Cause I can feel that your gone

I can't bite my tounge forever

While you try to play it cool

you can hide behind your storys

but don't take me for a fool

You can tell me that there's nobody else

but I feel it

you can tell me that your home by yourself

but I see it

you can look me in the eye and lie all you want

but I know, I know,

your love is just a-

lie, lie,

your nothing but a, lie, lie,

I leaned agenst the railing on Fuu's balcony, my iPod volume at the max, but somehow I could still hear the cricket's and Fuu's fast, tiny feet walking up behind me, "Hatcha' doin' Naruto?" She asked, still just as happy as earlier,

"I have a question," Not the most casual one, but one none the less.

"What?"

"Are you happy here?" I turn my head only enough to see the corner of her face,

"Course!" She gleed

"Is there anywhere where your happier?"

She skips to my side, looking up at the stars, "Well, at school. When I'm with you and everybody else!" I look at her, feeling dumb-founded and seventy-five percent gay. "That's when everything's the best!" She winked,

Looking at her some more, thousands of thoughts run through my head. Actually blocking out the screams, I smile realizeing what I have to do. "I'll head out now," I stand up and peck her cheek, leaveing the room then the house.

"Come back anytime," One of the maids call, and the screaming starts.

-----------Ichiraku

I went straight to the pay-phone dialing a number I hadn't realized that I had memorized, "Hello?"

"Naruto? gawwwd, glad you called," Anko's surpriseingly calm voice said on the other line,

"Sasuke's there right?"

"Yeah, that's why I'm glad you...did, well," She stops and I wait for her to take the phone to Sasuke, I hear her knock and tell him he has a phone call, and then he picks up and Anko puts down her line.

"Yeah?" Sasuke's voice sounded tired and hourse,

"You okay?" I ask, already knowing the answer,

"Fine," He lies,

"What's wrong?"

"...I found my old photo album,"

After fifteen minutes of just standing there silently, makeing quiet conversation and just listening to him breathing, my heart shattered in piece's and screaming ringing in my ears. I call another number before Konohamaru,

"Namikaze Police Department,"

"Yes, I wanted to report a case of possible child neglect and mistreatment,"

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NOT AS LONG AS I WANTED AND MORE EMO THEN EXPECTED,

But don't worry, all this drama mean's the next chapter's gonna be comic relief. And I KNOW it's gonna be long,

Next chapter is Kirabi's, KILLA BEE BABY! WHOO! XD his student Karui beat the shit outta Naruto ya' know,

ONLY FOUR CHAPTERS LEFT! KIRABI'S, NARUTO'S, CLIMAX, AND EPILOUGE! ALMOST DONE! ALLLLLLLLMOST DONE! ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMOST DONE WITH MY FIRST ACTUALLY DECENT STORY THAT HAS AN ACTUAL PLOT! ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST DONE!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BABY! RANDOMNESS! I LUB YOU NARUTO!!!! WHOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!