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Okay, I joined like' five diffrent Naruto RPG sites, (SAY IN YOUR REVIEW FOR THE LINK TO THE BEST ONE! IT IS THE BEST BUT ONLY NEEDS MORE PEOPLE! GO TO ET! GOOO TOOO EEEET!)

I am, Briko "LoveGunner" Renko (on the best site) Genin, (who, because of lack-o-members, has yet to get a team assigned,) WEEEE! OH YEAH BABY!

Yayz! XD RP rocks, dude, the only problem with it is everyone wants to be emo like Sasuke, (which I tried, but wasn't allowed cause the admins noticed the large number of orphans, XP) I'm gonna ignore all those and just go with the one that I like best, cause, it rocks, dude,

Also, one more thing........ I wanna make one but don't have an IQ big enough for that...... I'll try though, and it will rock, and you could choose to be actual characters, I would be Naruto, because I am awsome bitch..... WHOO-HOOO!

I'm done now, read the chapter,

-----------------------------------------------------Chapter 11: The Greatest Monster

"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh Jiraiya!" I jumped up and down, dropping the phone and I heard Iruka's laughing on the other end. I ran around the room and jumped up on Jiraiya kissing his (unbelivevably calm) face,

I'm going home! homehomehomehome! where everything is! where all my old friends are! where-where-.... ZOMG!

I picked the phone back up and Iruka was still laughing at my cheering, and I could hear the kids in the background cheering and laughing too,

"REALLYREALLYREALLY!?"

"Yes Naruto, you can come back as soon as you can,"

"Jiraiyajiraiyajiraiya! I'm going homehomehomehome!!!" I jumped up and down and cheered some more and sqeeled like a little girl and- YAY! - I started to think clearly after Jiraiya finally broke down laughing too, "So, like' everythings fixed?! nobody's crazy anymore?!"

"Well, they kinda all got caught up in a new scandal at school, so your old news to them," Iruka said like he was quoteing Shino or Konohamaru that was proabably who told him. Zo-mah-gawd, YAY! NO ONE REMEBERS ME AGAIN!

"Ruka' Ruka' Ruka! I'll be there today, I just need to say bye to all my friends kay'?!"

"Are you sure about that Naruto? maybe you should stay just a while longer so you don't abandon everybody,"

"DON'T WORRY! my friend's have E-mail and I'm pretty sure one is telepathic, I'll see you later kay' Ruka?!"

"Okay Naruto bu-"

"Bye Iruka!" I hung up on him, cause I'm mean and don't want to ruin the moment, I hug Jiraiya, "Your the BEEEEST Jiraiya! will you miss me?!"

He thought for a moment, then bending down to sit on air, which I'm actually not surprised he can do, he smiled. "I got E-mail, remember?"

"Ohmygosh I love you Jiraiya!"

"I'll pack your stuff! you run off to school you little spit-fire you!" He smiled and skipped into my room, I grapped by back=pack and ran out, stopping real quick in the Cafe,

"Ayame! Teuchi! I'm gonna go home!"

Ayame smiled big for me but Teuchi got the look knowing that he just lost his best customer, "I'm so happy for you Naruto! oh! wait right here!" She ran in the back and came back with a phone number, "That's my cell phone, call if you ever have girl troubles!"

"Bye Ayame!"

"Good luck Naruto!"

----------School

"Fuu!" For once, I was the one to tackle Fuu, I slamed her to the ground and she reacted with rolling over to on top of me and tickleing the livin' hell outta me,

"Hi Naru-Chan!" She gleed, next to her was a slightly shocked Killer Bee, probably cause he saw me so drowzy and annoyed earlier, and then Utakata and Yagura were in the distance stareing blankly,

"What's hangin' Narato?"

"The sun! weeeeeee!" I jump up and as I pass Yagura's face turns to sheer weirded-outness and all types of 'why do I know you?' - And the last thing I hear from them is- (Which I don't know how I was able to pick this up)

"Think he got laid?" From Utakata

"I think he just dreamed it," From Yagu- HEY!

-------Later

I was hopping up and down in Math, I was the first one there which showed me that the first people to class are always Miss Kurenai and Han. I turned around at Han who was looking at me weirdly, waveing slowly, I kept smileing and stared at him, dareing him to see why,

His eyes got wide and he smiled, he clapped his hands and Kurenai took it as a happy thing, probably aware of her 'special' student's abilitys too. Looking back she smiled at me with a quiet and sweet 'Congratulations,'

--------Later

Fuu had of course constantly picked and prodded the poor back of my head wanting me to tell her what happened, Han gave her a smile which she could only take as a good thing, but her playful personality made her pout and be still for the first time I've ever seen as she tried to figure it out,

Yugito met me in the hall and apparently had talked to Killer Bee, cause she kept asking how I was, now, as I'm sure you know, Yugito is one of the most subtle, smart, and calm members of the RDC, so she tried quietly and gently to work a clue out of me, even leaning down to me enough to make me face-to-face with her chest in her baggy purple tank top, but I wasn't cracking, and when faced with boobs thought about nothing but Jiraiya's butt,

In Gym I jumped around on the bleachers waiting for them to finish the hurdles, (which my excitement helped to perfect) and I poked Gaara constantly, which actually did nothing but annoy his sister Temari, Roshi kept looking at me, dumbfounded that he couldn't come up with anything to yell at me to ruin the mood,

So in lunch, strangely positioned at the end of the day, I ran up behind Gaara and grapped his shoulders, shakeing him with all my might, "Hi Gaar-Chan's!" I squeeled shakeing him rapidly, when I was done, slash, tired, He looked at me with half-crossed eyes mumbleing something about muffins, "How ya' doin'?"

He stared at me tiredly, "You.... just rattled my brain out,"

"Uh-huh!"

".....What's wrong?"

"Ohhh, I'm just thinking about how much I love you all!" I kiss him on the cheek and jump on Kankuro who'd been laughing the whole time, Temari took a few steps back, not wanting the same fate. Me and Kankuro merely jumped up and down like girly-.... girls, even though he had no idea what about, I then ran past them through the cafeteria doors,

Which, after ALL my antics, it of course led to every RDC club member to plop down onto my table, I'd never seen everyone together outside the club meetings, and alot of the students stared because, of course, the members rarely sat with anyone, barely even themselfs with the exception of Yugito with Killer Bee and Utakata with Yagura,

"Okay Naruto, we FREAKING give up," Yugito growled,

"Yeah yeah yeah! we wanna know why your so happy!" Fuu said, practicly hopping out of her seat,

"PLEAAAASE TELL US!" Roshi whined,

"Or else.... I'll.... Do something," Gaara mumbled,

"Like what?" I shot at him,

He looked down at my Ramen cup, which I was already almost half done with, I followed the look down waiting, it was still boilin- wait, how could it be boiling if-

SPLAT

The broth zipped up and coated my face, Gaara grapped the cup and gulped down whatever was left,

"You- BASTARD! how dare you mess with my Ramen!" Everybody started laughing (Cept' Yagura who annoyingly was waiting for an answer, and Utakata smiled looking weird,)

"Just tell us," Gaara stated bluntly,

I looked around at everybody, "Okay, I was going to wait for the club meeting but-" I looked around again, even little Yagura looked about to jump up on the table, Fuu was practicly standing on me and Killer looked like he'd die unless I said it within the next five seconds, where as Hand just smiled from across the table, already knowing, "....I'm going home!"

Fuu let out a ear-pierceing scream and Yugito fell backwards laughing, Roshi and Killer jumped up on the table and did a victory dance, Gaara held his head in pain of Fuu's screech, Utakata was doing weird yoga poses on the ground which was probably his form of victory dance, and Yagura banged his head on the table, pissed he'd gotten so worked up,

I jumped up and ran over to the lunch line, jumped over the rope and onto the sneeze guard (which with Anko as server had no meaning) and I was to excited to note it's amazingness, "Anko! guess what!?"

"Hm?" She said, not weirded out at all by my display, unlike poor Tenten whom I had jumped over,

"I'm going home!" Her face slowly went into a huge smile, which I really didn't expect, I figured her happy for personal reasons (like maybe hateing me?) She squeeled and did a dirty-looking victory dance around the kitchen, I back flipped off and waved at Tenten, who gave me a thumbs up with a forgiveness smile,

------------Later

Everyone gave me their congratulations and such, Gaara and his cronies even gave me a ride back to Ichiraku, Sooooo,

"Well, guess I'll see you all around," I said rubbing my head like a idiot, "Umm, this is like the part where we, shake hands or somethin' but, I'm not really good at this stuff so....." I was probably blushing three shades of red, Temari giggled lightly and Kankuro looked about to explode,

Gaara grabbed my hand and shook it lightly, we smiled at eachother for a minute and he got back in the car, I waved after them, and... well..... I'm not even good at discribeing this stuff,

I went upstairs, and... Jiraiya had a heaveing bag almost to the ceiling full of stuff,

".....Is my bed in there too?"

"Hm? this? oh no I was just thinking of going on a hikeing trip," He said looking up at the bag, "I got yours right here!" He pulled out my suitcase and one other one, "Here's all the stuff you came here with- I took the liberty of going through it all extra-closely," He said smileingly handing me my green suitcase, and I was glad I left all embarressing items at Iruka's, "And this one's from things you might want and gifts I have for you!" He handed me the other orange suitcase, it had bumper stickers on it and some little writtings on it, I felt the sides of it for a second- half-distracted by the fact that I was so easily balanceing the other suitcase with ease- and felt the playstation he had thrown in my room! tee-hee, I lub Jiraiya,

I looked up at him and then at the heaping bag behind him filled with 'hikeing' tools, "....You know, I can come back another time," I said slowly,

"Really!? you wanna?" He said surprised by my offer,

"Shyea', I mean I'm supposed to be living here anyway, whadaya say? A week here and a week there?"

Jiraiya looked at me and then smiled his now-famous smile, "Man, and I was hoping I'd get rid of ya!" He roars his matching laugh and starts scooting me out the door, "Come on I have a taxi waitin'. Call me later Naruto!"

I am so coming back next week, "Bye Jiraiya!" He needs a nickname....Pervy-... Author? Dude? Pappy? ah' I'll use my creativity once my brain has a nice rest,

Speaking of my brain, I walk down and the screaming is being surpriseingly quiet, back to it's simple two people screetch. But like they're tired, and are quieting down,

I bid my final byes to Ayame and Teuchi and got in the taxi, waveing goodbye to Jiraiya who sat in the same spot in the window that he was in when I got there,

-----------Home

"NARUTOOOO!!!!" The second I stepped out of the taxi Konohamaru glomped me full-force, Udon and Moegi jumped and cheered behind him, Konohamaru apparently changed from sitting infront of the phone to sitting right on the sidewalk,

Iruka ran down to us and it was my turn to glomp him, "Irukakakakakakaka!"

"Welcome back Naruto,"

"Ohmygoshnarutoyourbackimsohappyletsplaytwisterohletsplaycheckersohnoletsplaymonopolywaitnoclueohmygoshnarutoyourbackhinarutohi!!!!" Konohamaru raddled off unintelligible words as I became incredibley confused, but I got my head clear and leaned past Iruka to the door,

I walk up to Sasuke, he looks back at me looking like the kid who stole from the cookie jar,

I dig into my bag and stick a piece of paper on his head, it unrolls and shows the Womanizer poster he snuck into my bag, "What's this for?" He asks muffled by the paper,

"I forget my reason," I smile and he pulls it off noogieing me,

-----Dinner

"No, way,"

"Yuh-huh! and then she was all like SOMYGOSH STOPPIT! and Kiba fell over laughing and she jumped on him!" Konohamaru succeeded in covoring every single detail of what happened while I was gone, currently he was talking about when Kiba's mom and sister came for him, and I made a mental note that I had to make a batch of my fake vomit to throw at him in school for my big returning deput,

Moegi and Udon were like echoes and back up for Kono, Iruka just laughed at the reunited dinner table, Sasuke sat across from me stabbing his leftovers looking politely over at Kono' like he was actually listening,

Ah yes, I'm back home where I can describe everything so awsomely, we eat all leftovers no matter what they are and no matter how disgusting they are heated up. Good to be back, yayz to the maxi-pads,

Sasuke looked up at Iruka and said something that he didn't have to say out loud, Iruka nodded and he got up from his spot and pushed his plate over too Udon's empty one for him to eat, "I'll be out back," Sasuke said boredly, sticking his hands in his pockets and walking to the back door in the sulking move he does alot, I blocked out everything else Kono' might've said and pushed my entire plate full of food down my throut and got up to follow,

------Backyard

The grass out behind the Orphanage was always weird. The place itself was wedged up between two buildings like in Full House or something, but there was a tiny square backyard out back and the grass was so green it looked like it was painted on. Iruka didn't spend the money to water it and Konohamaru and his friends often had never-ending Tag marathons that should have worn it down ages ago,

Sasuke was laying on the slope that had made Kono' lose his footing and crash into the fence so many times I finally ran out of laughs for it, I carefully walked over and got down next to him,

He looked up, smiled for the first time in months, and I could finally figure out that emotion I couldn't decipher over the phone, his eyes were full of hope. I got down completely and Sasuke just looked at me,

"Now whatcha' stareing at?"

"...Not quite sure," His eyes in this light were bright but had dark bags under em'. He was paler then usual and it looked like he'd been in the same clothes for a few days,

"What's wrong?" I asked,

".... not quite sure," His eyes looked like they changed with each heartbeat, and they led me to his sleaves. I snuck my hand up and he didn't try to stop me. I pulled down the sleave and pushed up his red wristbands I'd never seen before. There were fresh scars that made me lift my head up out of the grass, and some looked like they'd just stopped bleeding. One deep one went from the middle of his hand all the way to past the wristbands covor.

"Sasuke,"

"I'm just tired," He said quietly digging his face deeper into the grass and closer to me, ".....really tired,"

-------Few Days Later

Everything was almost too perfectly back to normal, cept' Sasuke whom I now had a job to watch and keep sane, his search for his brother was getting more and more heated by the day,

I was giving him my computer time to look, anything to keep him content, it worked decently for a while,

It was probably midnight, I dunno, for some reason when I'm with Sasuke I never bother to look at a clock, might of even been three in the morning, all I knew was everyone else was asleep,

I walked quietly up behind Sasuke and leaned over his shoulder, "How ya doin'?"

"It's getting close." He said, "Really, really, really close,"

"Really?"

"....I don't know anymore," He said clicking out of the window he was in, "I've been saying that for a couple weeks," He pushed his hand up and turned off the computer, I waved my hand infront of his face after a few moments of silence and he grabbed it, "I'm going to bed," He got up,

I wasn't sure wether he was just forgetting to let go of my hand or just not wanting too, I didn't bother to wonder anymore,

---------After a Week

Okay, so now that I was all settled back into life at the orphanage, I was planning on going back to Jiraiya, Konohamaru whined but I made a deal that (and this was much to Iruka's likeing) That he would write a essay on what happens when I'm gone and I'll write one for him of what I'm doing (Cuz I'm so smart.... Okay Shino suggested it,)

"Saaaasukeeeeee," I hummed, "Saaaaaaaaasukeeeeeeeeeee," He looked annoyed up from his notebook that he'd stop writeing in about half an hour ago, "Whatcha doin'?"

"What Naruto-Teme?" I glared at him ever-so-slightly,

"..... Wanna come with me to Jiraiya's?!" I asked giddily, He stared at me like the loon I am,

Honestly I'd been dreading leaveing him in all his emoness, and this little plan was the last-second thing I came up with, I gave him the puppy dog eyes I haven't managed to do since the screaming in my head started, and now since I haven't heard Sue n' Paul in ages, it's back and Sasuke's still stareing in his old, weirded-out glory,

His wide eyes narrowed and he did a are-you-serious-glare, and after a few minutes of me blankly stareing at him he gave up, face softened and he leaned back into the little pole he perched himself under. "Fine, I will,"

I smiled and jumped up doing a little victory dance, he ignored me as he went back to his probably-empty notebook and the neighbors stared at me.... I love home,

After I tired (which took about five minutes and a combination of boredom,) I finally went to sit at the end of the porch steps,

I'm a little tired, think I may doze off, but Sasuke'd kick me, and such, must.... stay..... awake...... muuuuuust,

"Sasuke," Iruka's unmistakable voice ringed behind us from the door, I actaully might've fell asleep but who cares, I'm up now, " guess who's comeing," He said with a weak smile and worried face,

I looked down at Sasuke, at for a flash of a second when he looked back to his notebook with a annoyed expression, it was like he'd never changed, but, how would I have known what was happening next, but right now Sasuke just used his regular tone of voice, "I'm not going, I'll be with Naruto," he said, scribbleing probably nothing in his notebook,

Iruka smiled like he was reliefed, leaning onto the doorframe, crossing his arms and looking down the street. Konohamaru and his friends peeked out of their spot right behind Iruka's leg,

I followed his look and a painfully shiney volvo car pulled up to the walk, I peeked up and looked inside, the windows were tinted, wha, but then a door opened,

Out of the passanger side, mister super creepy thing of all weirdness came out. Some guy with long straight black hair and sickly pale skin wearing fancy pants and turtle neck sweater, inside the car, a cheouffer that looked like Harry Potter after he read his own books sucky epilouge, annoyingly glared out the windsheild waiting for the other guy,

I heard shuffleing behind me and without moving I waited for Sasuke to pass me, I watched as he met the guy half way up the walk, Iruka followed closely behind him,

"Orochimaru-San," Sasuke said, useing the voice he used with a adult he was familiar with, "You made a hasty warning call,"

"Ohh, Sasuke-Kun, I just wanted to surprise you, and then Kabuto wanted to make sure you were prepared and it was too late to argue," He said with a creepy voice that matched his looks, I looked behind me and Konohamaru's little squad were shivering in the doorway, looking back infront Iruka looked equally nervous,

"Orochimaru-San," He started out shakily, and sounding- I couldn't avoid the word anymore- scared. "Sasuke actually has plans for this week, I'm afraid you might've come this way for nothing,"

"Oh, it's quite alright, I really just wanted to see his face again," He walked up to Sasuke, I lost the fight with myself to not glare at him when he patted Sasuke's head,

Sasuke looked up at him, I couldn't tell his expression but his voice was full of annoyance, "I'm not comeing," came out bluntly,

"I heard," He whispered, but it also came out with a annoyed tone, Sasuke turned around in his spot and 'Orochimaru' walked up to Iruka, who was ever-so-slightly calmer,

Sasuke mouthed the words to our oath. And his smile could never be so genuine.

Iruka politely chatted briefly with and bid goodbye, smileing at Orochimaru as he left, and Konohamaru and his friends cheered and gleed for some reason. After iruka went up to join him, I was the closest to Sasuke, so of course I was the only one that heard,

Orochimaru leaned down as he past Sasuke. Putting his pale white hand on his cheek and held his face close to his, Sasuke wasn't surprised by it showing he probably did it often, and Orochimaru whispered in his ear, something I know I wouldn't of heard if I was anywhere near normal,

"I know where your brother is,"

Sasuke's face warped, his eyes got wide and he turned almost as white as Orochimaru's hand. Orochimaru walked away and turned one last time when he got his shiney volvos car door open. "Are you sure you don't want to come Sasuke-Kun?" he asked,

Sasuke spun around and ran after him so fast, and the last thing I could hear was Orochimaru's voice saying. ' Buckle up and be safe dear,'

I stared after the car as it drove off. Konohamaru and his friends' crys and Iruka's calming sentances all faded as the screaming in my head woke up from it's nap with a revengeing blood-curdleing screetch,

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Emooooooo,

Okay, just one thing to say about this (so far) I don't think Sasuke (in the series) WILLINGLY went to Orochimaru, Sasuke's poor, sensitive brain first cracked when he woke up after he got curse mark, and he slowly went into a spiral killing his sanity, the cursemark was helping of course, (of course it was HELPING! why the hell would Orochimaru have said afterwards 'now that you have that your will begin seeking me out for power'?!?!?)

Sasuke snapped and totally lost it very resently in the series, right after he found out the truth about Itachi to be exact, he lost it TOTALLY and the loss of the cursemarks influence was made up for with brotherly love,

Sasuke is insane, point blank, just totally and completely insane, this is NOT Sasuke, this, is, mister crazy Uchiha man of psychosis,

poor baby, anyway, yea, I stole the plot line for Sasuke Retrieval Arc, but as I'm sure you can guess, Naruto's companions are NOT Shika, Neji, Choji and Kiba,

..... Guess who?

Read the next chapter babe,