----------------------Happily Ever After

And so that's how it happened, I seem to have suceeded in finally going over that whole time in one day-dream. Sasuke sits next to me on Iruka's porch. What? When I said 'you probably don't care what I'm doing now' you didn't think it'd end with me as some old business guy with a wife and two kids right?

No, that all happened aboooout.... Three months ago I think? anyway. I'm still pissed about no presents from my rich godfather.

I still do the usual, a week or two with Jiraiya. And same here. NOW everything's back to normal, and annoyingly happy too!

The RDC club is more like a hangout, everybodys doing better with their tempers and stuff. Itachi (who is the coolest brother in this whole entire world) has a apartment next door to Iruka's, and practicly shares the Uchiha fortune with Iruka. It is so awsome. I'm like' RICH.... DOUBLE RICH!

AND Sakura pays more attention to me! AND I DON'T THINK IT'S CAUSE I LIKE' HAVE SASUKE PERMINATELY GLUED TO MY HIP!

Yeah, we almost never seperate, and comes with me to Jiraiya's pretty much every week. He hates my room, but that's peachy with me! EX DI!

Shikamaru was in town because his family moved back. So I got HIM to deal with too, I think the super-cool lady-killing rebel from that night was a one-time thing. Cause his head is back to lookin' like a pineapple.

Kiba lives in the area... I, am, DOOMED!

Turns out the 'Akatsuki' people got off on really strict parole. Even Orochimaru, (however he's on house arrest) And Sasuke seems... I dunno, sorry for him or somethin'! He still drags me over to that creepy-arse HOUSE! in which I spend most of the time bugging crazy-lunch-lady Anko. Whom is back to crazy-self.... I never got the guts to ask what the hell happened.

But anyway, yeah, everythings details are still sketchy, but I could care less. My life is AWSOME!

Konan's awsome too, turns out all her friend Pain (AKA Yahiko the crazy) just needed a NICE, LARGE dose of Anti-Depressants. And, they're useing money they get from volenteer work to help their friend Nagato in the hospital. Whose got something straight outta' Diagnosis UNKNOWN

And those Akatsuki loons come over (and STAY over) often with Itachi. I'm telling ya'. I am THIS CLOSE to shoveing something of Sasori's in Deidara's mouth just to SHUT, HIM, UP,

Did I mention that Konan's hot? I didn't notice when we were enemys but she has- like' Tsunade cup boobs.

In Namikaze Town, Jiraiya has changed- NOT AT ALL, he's still the loon I love. And RDC club is like' awsome, and, everything is, awsome, and, my life right now? awsome,

And right now, as I sit up after dreaming for who-knows-how-long, I have Sasuke on my right, writeing in his notebook of mystery. And looking to the left, The Akatsuki seem to be helping Itachi move a couch.

Well, most of them. Tobi's asleep on the couch. Pain's 'taking a break' and Konan's waving at me -HI KONAN!-

"You.... bastard... Uchiha..... I have.... half a mind to.... kick... your.... Ungh," Deidara whined.

"YOU ------- ------- UCHIHA! WHAT THE LIVING ---- DID I DO TO YOU!?!?" Hidan yelled- I wonder why people are honking so much?

They finally got the couch inside. I fiddled with my iPod that got Sasuke curious and I put the other earphone in his ear.

And I lay, my, head, back, down, to sleep

and I pray, that you will hold me dear,

As I lay my head back down to sleep

I pray, to be only yours I-

pray, to be only yours now

I, pray, to be only yours

I know now, your my only hope

We run up to Itachi whose nibbleing a Pixy Stick (another awsome thing about Itachi? He seems to know where to get all the awsome candy you only find on Halloween.)

"Yes boys?"

"Why do you have so many gay songs on this?" I wave it around in his face

He smiles, "To be exact- as I do recall, Sasuke opted for Mandy Moore," I started laughing non-stop and Sasuke decided it was time to turn around and pretend he didn't know us. So, that's my que to chase him around the block like a lunatic.

So what if you could see

the darkest side of me

somebody help me tame this

Animal I have Become

and we believe

it's not the real me

Somebody help me tame this

Animal.

-----------------------------------The End