Massie couldn't believe it. It was just like the sleepovers with TPC… sorta… "Then I pick up the dog and it starts pissing! So I aim it write at Freddork's face! The best part of my day!" Sam clapped her hands and smirked. Freddifer had left about an hour ago.

"I don't get it." Massie said. Sam frowned, the light in her face gone. "I mean; if you guys are dating and all, why would you let a dog pee in his face?" Massie reasoned.

Sam frowned. She had forgotten about that. "You should know by now that I love making fun of Freddie. And he knows I do so… it's okay…"

Massie rolled her eyes. "Puh-lease! I am nawt stupid. You two aren't really dating, are you?" She smiled.

"She wishes." Carly coughed.

Sam glared. "No, I am not dating Fredweird. And I'm soooooo glad for it, too." She looked distant though, as if her words were just coming out of her mouth. Carly and Massie exchanged knowing glances.


Freddie listened into his spy cam. Sure the first few minutes were good, and Sam's story about the dog was bearable, but the mere thought of Sam Puckett liking him? That was scary. "Oh, j'adore, Freddie!" Massie teased.

"Yes, please, Fredward, give me a chance." Carly begged in a sarcastic tone.

"You guys say whatcha want, I won't be fazed." Sam covered her ears. Freddie smiled. Okay, they were just assuming.

"Bleh, this is ex-actly what I did when I had a secret crush on Cam Fisher. My friend… well enemy ATM (A/N: At The Moment) teased me and I was like whatever. But I see that look in your eye, and you're bluffing." Massie waved her arm at her.

Sam scowled. "No way in shit do I like Freddork." She stood up. "I'm gonna get some meat."

Freddie decided this would be a great time to make to make a coincidental run in to Carly's apartment. "Hey Carly – oh hey, Sam. What's up?"

"You're beloved Carly's upstairs." She teased, though that's normal… he thinks… he hopes

"Hey, can I ask you something?"

"You just did." She smirked triumphantly.

"Ha-ha, but seriously, Sam. Can you sing?" Freddie bites his lip.

"Can I sing? Are you serious?" She gives him a look.

"Really, Sam, it's for iCarly."

"Why don't you ask the perfect Carly?" Did she really tease him when he had crush on Carly so much?

"Because she can't sing. Just… can you?" He begged. They were desperate for this.

"Well… yeah… I can sing pretty well…" She muttered and looked down.

"What do you think about singing country?" Freddie crossed his fingers behind his back.

"Heh…" She laughed lightly. "I write country."

"Sam, you write music?"

"Every… now and then…" She said, face red. "I don't like to talk so much about it…"

He smiled. "Thank god for that! I thought this would be a devastating attempt and you'd snap at me."

"Eh, I'm not in the mood…" She shrugged and walked back upstairs. Freddie was amazed at how calm she reacted after all that. If it were him, he would yell and fight with her just to prove a point, but that was Sam for you. She didn't need to prove a point. It was already accounted for. He smiled and walked back home.


Sam looked out the window and thought as the two girls teased each other like best friends. There was a song hatching in her head.

I can't help but smile

Everytime I see your face

And we never met, I bet

You don't know my name

He probably didn't know her name. It wasn't Samantha like everyone says. It was just a stupid Samelia. (A/N: hate it? Worst I could come up with! But, I like "So Close" better than "Homeless Heart" plus Jennette wrote that one first! I love Jennette! Anyway on with the story!) Her parents wanted a boy named Sam. Whoever he was should learn.

Am I out of my mind?

I think I might be going crazy

Cuz my heart is yours to have

or hold or break

Then her eyes could realize, but she immediately shunned herself from admitting, who "he" was. Yes, she was out of her mind. "Sam? Earth to Sam?" Massie waved her hand in front of her face.

"Huh?" She blinked. "Oh… sorry… I was thinking."

"About?" Massie smiled, boy was she glad Claire had taught her to make friends.

"Stuff."

"Such as…"

"Fredward wants me to sing on iCarly. I have to write a song." Sam pulled her legs to her chest and let her eyes wander.

"You sing?" Massie asked. "That's cool. Ehmagawd! We could be a duet and sing all around the world!" She clasped her hand to her heart.

"Ha, my singing career stays on my balcony." Sam sighed. "Now go to sleep. Carly's passed out anyway."

Sam turned on her iPod for inspiration. Taylor Swift's Invisible played; she swore she was not crying.

She let her heart pour into song.

She can't see the way your eyes

Light up when you smile

She'll never notice how you stop and stare

Whenever she walks by

And you can't see me wantin' you the way you want her

But you are everything to me

Freddie was watching through his spy camera. His mouth was wide open with disbelief. This couldn't be the Sam that teased him everyday, or gave kids wedgies, or ate ham all day.

And I just wanna show you

She don't even know you

She's never gonna love you like I want to

And you just see right through me but if you only knew me

We could be a beautiful, miracle, unbelievable

Instead I'm just invisible

There's a fire inside of you

That can't help but shine through

She's never gonna see the light

No matter what you do

And all I think about is how to make you think of me

And everything that we could be


And I just wanna show you

She don't even know you

She's never gonna love you like I want to

And you just see right through me but if you only knew me

We could be a beautiful, miracle, unbelievable

Instead I'm just invisible

She seemed to be walking closer to the camera. He hoped she didn't know it was there. She was just beautiful like this.

Like shadows in a faded light

Oh we're invisible

I just wanna open your eyes

And make you realize


I just wanna show you

She don't even know you

Baby let me love you let me want you

You just see right through me

But if you only knew me

We could be a beautiful, miracle, unbelievable

Instead I'm just invisible

(Oh ho... yeah)

Sam bowed her head, and Freddie swore he saw a tear roll of her cute little nose. Did he really think that? He thought of the lyrics. Were they talking to him? Or someone else maybe… He tucked the thought aside and went to bed.

She can't see the way your eyes

Light up when you smile

Sam sighed. Why did Carly have to be correct all the time? She relaxed at the window seat and drifted to sleep…


"Invisible" is a song by Taylor Swift