A/N: Well heres the next chappy. Wow some of you already reviewed! I can tell this is going to be a famous T&D someday.
Me: Welcome back to the show! I,m not gonna bother with the old show name welcome back thingy so, screw that.
Shadow: hooray some of you already reviewed!
Spyro characters: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: so heres our first review
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Ok time for them to cry.
Spyro: Say you love flame.
Ember:
Can't say Spyro or else she will get kill in a freak banana
accident
Flame: Do it with Cynder in front of Spyro
Moneybags:
Where is my money you sherker
Sparx: heres a bug zapper
enjoy
Shadow: How can you be Cynders sister?
ALL HAIL DARTHDRAGON!
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Me: (shows Spyro dare card). XD
Spyro: WHAT!?!!?!?!?!!???? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: Yes or the penalty!!!!!!!
Spyro: What is it anyways?
Shadow: (whispers the penalty in his ear)
Spyro: HOLY—
Me: don't finish that sentence! Just do it!
Spyro: Ok! (Walks up to Flame) FLAMEILOVEYOU!!!!!!! (Covers mouth)
Flame: Gaywad!!!!!! (***ch slaps Spyro)
Spyro: Ow.
Me: Oh my God this ones gonna be funneh. Hey Ember!!
Ember: (walks up to me). What? Is it a hate dare?
Me: Yup. (shows Ember dare)
Ember: Why can't I say Spyro!?
Me: DROP THE BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!
Ember: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (gets squished by a banana)
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Shadow: Wow that seemed really random. WELL THIS NEXT ONE IS GONNA MAKE SOMONE HERE DIE!!!!!
Me: Flame!!!!! Cynder!!!!!!!
Both: What?
Shadow: You two have to ummmm, " do it" with eachother
Flame: With her!? H*** no!!!!!!!!
Cynder: I say that the one who came up with that dare is a complete sicko!!
Me: Hey don't blame the reviewer!!!!! Blame his torturous mind!!!!
Both: Fine. (they start… wellyou should know)
Me: I have an idea. Spyro get your big purple a** over here!
Spyro: What do you wa— (sees the two dragons "activity") WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (has a heartattack)
Shadow: BWAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: I'm not gonna waste time calling him. Teleport!
Moneybags: (appears right in front of them) (naked). AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1
Shadow: (runs from the nude male).
Me: Oh my God!!!! Clothe!
Moneybags: What do you want I was I the middle of a shower!!
Me: Good for you. Now give the nice reviewer his gems you scammed/stole/never gave him.
Moneybags: NEVER!!!!! (runs away holding his "wallet")
darthdragon: You stole his real wallet didn't you.
Me: Yup. Here ya go.
darthdragon: This still isn't enough but o well.
Me: Wow he really owes you a lot of gems huh.
Darthdragon: Every gem in the world actually.
Me: O.o
Shadow: O.O
Me: When did you get back here!?
Shadow: I never left in the first place.
Me: Oh well. And thanks for the bug zapper! (zaps Sparx a bunch of times)
Sparx: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop that!
Me: Never!!!!
Shadow: Well ummm. We were born from the same mother. I had our mother here to show Cynder the birth certificates!!! Do you not remember!?!?!?!?! Short attention span here! Still Dragonn here knew Cynder had a sister and so she was left out, but her name was forgotten. He found me, gave me a name, a home, a life, and a friend ok? Jesus Christ will zap you now so umm have fun.
Me: O.o. Ok next set of dares.
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spyro has to paint cynder purple and cynder has to paint spyro black. sparx has to be a russian soldier in world war 1. ember has to fall into a poisen filled spike floored electric eel tank. moneybags has to give spyro anything he has taken anytime he says no he has to slowly be dissolved in acid. hunter has to tell bianca he loves her and to play 7 minutes in heaven with her. volteer has to wear a muzzle the entire story. ignitus and cyril have to exchange elements for the chapter. flame has to french kiss ember. malefore i want the truth why did you take just cynder why not take alot of eggs and have an army 1 dragon versus a dragon with all the elements not a very fair fight. i dare spyro to have one day where he meets his parents considering they weren't in the game. oh and sparx has to find a girlfriend before the chapter is over or he is to go to hell.
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Me: Nice dude.
Spyro and Cynder: (read dare) What!!
Spyro: Oh come on not again!!!!!!!!!
Me: Yes again.
Spyro: Fine. (paints Cynder purple)
Cynder: (paints Spyro black).
Me: While they're doing that im going to do the next dare. Teleport!
Sparx: Huh where am I?
Me: You're a Russian soldier in world war 1. I don't know who won because I was never taught who won but I think it's America. So have fun dieing!! (teleports back to the present.)
Sparx: Nooooo!!!!!!! (bomb drops on him and he dies)
Shadow: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Me: Next! Wow this guys really hates Ember.
Ember: how do you know that? (reads dare). Yup he really does hate me.
Me: Yeah now die. (pushes Ember into the Death Pool).
Ember: (gets stuck in the head by spike poisoned and electrocuted by eels).
Shadow: Well lines22 you are what we like to call, a Super Ember Hater. Somehow they all end with the er chunk but enough with english lessons.
Me: now we need Moneybags and Spyro.
Spyro: I'm right here but I don't know where that b**** Moneybags went.
Moneybags: YOU STOLE MY REAL WALLET SO NOW YOU MUST PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Yeah I don't think so. (punchs him in the face). Give Spyro anything you stole from him that he wants.
Moneybags: I refuse!!
Shadow: (whispers to moneybag the penalty).
Moneybags: She can't do that!!!! It's illegal!!!!
Me: The president "agreed" to let us do that. So yes she can.
Moneybags: Sicko!!!
Me: Yeah it's either that or be dissolved in acid.
Moneybags: …
Spyro: Gimme mah gems back you loser thief!!!
Moneybag: Fine. (Gives Spyro his gems back).
Spyro: Now give me my house back!!!
Shadow: He stole your house… What the h***.
Me: While they are doing that I geuss we should go torture Hunter with the next dare.
Shadow: It's not much of torture compared to what I can do to him.
Me: I'm completely aware of that.
Flashback
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: RUN FROM SHADOW OR YOU WILL ALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (blows up house and walks over to Warfang). THIS IS FOR SUEING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (blows up Warfang). BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
End of Flashback.
Me: I will never forget that year.
Shadow: You better not!!
Me: O.O.
Hunter: (reads dare). Okay?
Bianca: Why should I? He left me at the—
Everyone except Hunter: WE KNOW!!!!!!!!!!
Bianca and Hunter: (go to heaven for the next 7 minutes and do something highly disturbing).
Shadow: I geuss that's how he will tell her he loves her.
Me: Okay? Ummmmm, he can't wear a muzzle the entire story but when he starts talking to much we will muzzle him.
Shadow: Muzzle!
Volteer: (has a muzzle on)
Me: Was he talking again?
Shadow: No I just felt like doing that.
Me: … Well just to let you know we already told Sparx he has to find a girlfriend before the end of the chapter.
Shadow: And he hasn't. Also Cyril and Ignitus already exchanged elements.
Ignitus: (coughs and accidently shoots ice and it hits Cynder in the a**)
Cynder: EEK!!! (shoots poison at Ignitus.)
Me: Yea and Cyril burned himself to death.
Cyril: (is a pile of ashes in the corner.)
Ember: I can't take it anymore!!!! SPYRO!!!!!!!!! (giant pile of giant bananas falls on her)
Shadow: Ummmm ok? I think shes acting, I don't think she really likes Spyro.
Ember: Dangit they already found out… Oh well. (walks up to Flame and French kisses him.)
Me: Ok so he wanted Flame to French kiss Ember but instead it was the other way around.
Shadow: Hey Mally!!!
Malefor: How many times did I tell you not to call me that?!
Shadow: How many times did I tell you I don't give a s***!
Me: Malefor why didn't you just steal all the eggs in the dragon temple, why did you just take Cynder's egg?
Malefor: Because I can see the future and I thought she was going to be hot so i—ummm…
Shadow: Gross dude.
Spyro: Sorry dude my parents died.
Me: Hey Sparx any luck?
Sparx: Nope.
Me: let's just move on to the next set of dares.
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no one
i dare all spyro charters to fight a huge monster chocroche
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Me: I have no clue what the heck that is, so I'm just gonna have them fight a giant chocolate crocodile.
5 Minutes later
Spyro chracters: (dead).
Me: How the he** did they get killed by a CHOCOLATE crocodile!?!?!?!
Shadow: Idon't but Revive!
Spyro characters: (alive again)
Me: Pathetic guys! It was chocolate!! Don't you know that chocolate is edible!?!?!?!?
Spyro Characters: Maybe…
Shadow: Wow now that makes them even more pathetic.
Me: Yup.
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This account is shared by two people and we each have a few ideas.
Sinrah's truths
Sparx: Is it true that you have
pictures of Flame and Ember, um together, under your bed?
Spyro:
What physical part of Cynder turns you on the most?
Flash (Sparx's
dad): Is it true you got the Clap after cheating on Nina (Sparx's
mom)?
Stephanie's dares
Cynder: Wear a thong for the whole
chapter and make sure Spyro notices.
Ember: Cut off all nine of
Cynder's horns with a rusty hacksaw.
Spyro: Propose to Cynder
Sinrah Wyrm VI
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Shadow: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO a double person account (can barely stand and walks like a retarded drunk person)
Me: Shadow have you been drinking again.
Shadow: (in drunky accent) That depends. Have I been drinking? Or have I not. Hmmmm I wonder which.
Me: o.O
Spyro: Does she do that often?
Me: Monthly yes.
Cynder: So are you telling me my sister drinks!?!?!
Me: Monthly.
Flame: I've never seen a dragon drink that much alchohol.
Shadow: Neither have I.
Me: Yeah she's drunk. Wait a second. SHES TO DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Anyways, Sparx!!
Sparx: What?
Shadow: (suddenly not drunk anymore) is it true you have pictures of Flame and Ember "together" under your bed?
Sparx: Yeah I've been meaning to post them onto the internet too.
Me: Well hurry up so we can embarrass them.
Sparx: I just did.
Shadw: That was fast
Spyro: (reads his truth). Uuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm, I geuss I could say her tails and hips section….
Shadow: Do you even know what that thing is man!?!?!?!?
Spyro: Yeeeeeeeessssss….
Me: Hold on. (eyes go blank and body deflates).
Sparx: What the heck did he just do!?
Shadow: He is searching his mind for any dares in his memory cells of Spyro or Cynder doing something.
Spyro: How do you know did he tell you?
Shadow: No I just read it off this card I found in is pocket. Oh hey theres a quarter in here!
Everyone: O.O
Me: (body goes back to normal and eyes normal again.) I have no idea how he knows what it is.
Shadow: oh well.
Answering machine: Sorry, Flash isn't here anymore because he got shot in head a couple minutes ago so he can't talk to you. Please do not leave a message after the beep and if you do I will shoot you in the a**.
Me: -_-
Shadow: Yeah that's the funny part, he shot himself in the head.
Me: No he didn't you did.
Shadow: THAT'S A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (super fast shifty eyes so fast they look white.)
Me: -_-.
Shadow: thongificimacatiaon!!!
Me: What the hell was that?
Cynder: (wearing white thong). AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spyro: What's wrong Cynder? (notices she wearing thong and faints).
Me: Wow that was a little weird.
Ember: Actually I already did cut her horns off with a rusty hacksaw and why a rusty hacksaw? It was the only thing I could find.
Me: And now she looks ugly.
Shadow: up to the point where I might faint.
Me: Spyro!!
Spyro: (still fainted)
Me: (blows airhorn in his ear.)
Spyro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'MLATEFORTHEBUSAGIANMOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: -.-
Me: This is really weird. And you have to propose to Cynder.
Spyro: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm. I was gonna. (walks up to Cynder) Cynder will you marry me?
Cynder: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Next review thingy!!!!!!!
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Burning
and electrocution concluded with a "have a nice day" how
ironic.
Good story, very funny.
Does Shadow have a crush on
you?
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Me: lol thanks for the comment. And also… (throws truth dart at Shadow)
Shadow: YESILOVEHIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Ok?
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The Tortuer
heheheheheeh... Another one is there? well I CHALLENGE EVERY SPYRO CHARACTERS TO A ALL VS 1 DEATH MATCH! It does seen like an unfair battle...for them at least... Plus if you ever need me, (I'm good as a musician and mercenary), here's my card! (If I get a spot as a recurring character... :D They will all die in their worst nightmare...)
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Me: Well im just gonna geuss that that means they gotta fight you.
1 milisecond later.
Shadow: They are already dead.
The Tortuer: Yeah they didn't really do anything.
Me: That's because that it was only a millisecond.
Me: Ok can we wrap this up? I gotta sneak my parents laptop back up a flight of stairs after I post this chapter along with the traveldrive I use for this story then go back down the stairs back to my room sleep then wake up in the morning and ask my parents if I'm ungrounded and if they say yes then ima start playing mabinogi. So bye and seeya next chappy!
A/N: Yea that's all I got.
