Hey! I was listening to Kelly Clarkson's "My Life Would Suck Without You" at about two a.m. and it got me going with this story. This is probably going to be a loooooong story. Have time for it? :P


Sam kicked the grass. She's thinking of two things. What she's going to do to Massie, and stupid Fredweird. So what would she do to Massie? She got it and text Gibby.

SAM: Gibbo, what's ur AIM?

GIBBY: Shirtlesswonder. Y?

SAM: Just wondering.

GIBBY: Do U know where Massie is? I gotta talk 2 her.

SAM: O, Massie's here. But she says she doesn't want to talk to U… :-(

GIBBY: Just give her the phone 4 a minute.

SAM: K

Sam waited thirteen seconds before texting again.

SAM: What?

GIBBY: I forgive U

SAM: Well, it's a little 2 late 4 that.

SAM: U had ur chance. I tried my hardest 2 win U back, but my patience wore thin.

GIBBY: I just wanted 2 know U wouldn't cheat on me again.

SAM: Yah? Well, I gave up Derrington before I even met U. But I'm sure U were gonna believe rumors. Puh-lease! I do nawt two-time.

GIBBY: I didn't know U well enough.

SAM: And 2 think I actually cared about U.

SAM: I'll see U l8er.

Sam then waited a minute and a half to text Gibby again, let him soak in the hate and hurt. Maybe he'd be angry again.

SAM: Back.

GIBBY: Can U give me a minute?

SAM: What'd Massie say? I'll knock some sense into her

GIBBY: No… it's all right…

SAM: K. L8er.

There was another text message she received.

FREDDIE: Massie's behind the anonymous texts.

SAM: Figures. Can you make me an AIM account?

FREDDIE: Sure, what?

SAM: Shirtlesswonder.

FREDDIE: ?

SAM: Massie revenge.

FREDDIE: O.

SAM: L8er Benson.

FREDDIE: You're welcome.

Sam knew he must be rolling his eyes. So the whole thing was rolling into place, Massie would do anything for her Shirtless Wonder, and Gibby would be so angry… ah, life is good.


Freddie put his phone away and walked casually into Carly's house. "Hey, Carly." He said to the brunette on the computer, probably watching her favorite foot on SplashFace. "What's up?"

"Sam called, asked me to stock up on some low-fat Fat Cakes. We're camping in the studio, no leaving the room for anything but the bathroom." She spun around in her chair.

"Why?" He raised an eyebrow but smiled. Only Sam could think of a reason to make so sacred.

"I don't know." Carly laughed.

"Hey, people. Freddie, did you make me the AIM account?" Sam paraded in, all business.

"I was just getting on that." Freddie sat down on the couch, Sam beside him.

"Account name shirtless wonder."

"How does this have to do with revenge on Massie?" Freddie asked.

"It's Gibby's username." Sam shrugged.

"So that's the whole studio lockdown thing?"

"Reading every reply she leaves. I already took care of Gibby's side." Sam smirked that evil victory smile; Freddie welcomed it with a laughing smile and shake of his head.

"Damn, you're evil." Very rarely Sam's target was not Freddie, and it was actually kind of fun being on the other side. No wonder Sam loves her job.

"I warned her. You don't like Mamma when she's unhappy." Sam nodded. "By the way, you did get permission from your mom to be here?"

"Yeah, why?"

"I dunno. She usually storms in here and ruins everything." Sam paused for a while, letting the words hang. "You get the Fat Cakes?" Sam called to Carly while creating her AIM.

"Yep." Carly replied and jumped out of her seat.

"To the studio!" Sam carried the laptop up the stairs and set it down under the tent that had been laid out. "Great, now let's just invite to chat." She could tell her friends were adjusting themselves beside her. "Ooh, look. Massiekur." Sam smiled and clicked the invite button beside the screen name.

"And she's online." Carly added.

"Well, what else does she have to do? Sit there and look pretty?" Freddie shrugged.

"Maybe she does." Carly laughed.

"Okay, we're connected. Massie, meet your FGMM."

"Translate. We don't speak Massie." Carly said.

"Fake Gibby Mermaid." Sam explained. "Okay here goes."

MASSIEKUR: Hey

SHIRTLESSWONDER: Whatever

MASSIEKUR: Can I just explain my Derrington situation?

SHIRTLESSWONDER: Ur lucky I'm even talking to U

MASSIEKUR: So U 4give me?

SHIRTLESSWONDER: No

SHIRTLESSWONDER: But I will if…

Massie was itching in her pajamas. What would she have to do to make up for the hugest mistake in the world?

MASSIEKUR: What? Anything!

SHIRTLESSWONDER: It's a five day thing. U can handle it, I take U back

MASSIEKUR: I'm up 4 it!

SHIRTLESSWONDER: 2morrow, come 2 school N size 13 red heels, A faux purple scarf over your head, 3-D glasses, blue Nike shorts, and a sports bra.

MASSIEKUR: K

SHIRTLESSWONDER: But U can only wear those items. No others, underwear included.

Sam heard chuckles behind her.

MASSIEKUR: But… every1 will laugh at me

SHIRTLESSWONDER: I know, but if U can stand the embarrassment, I'll know you love me.

Massie squealed. Did he love her????? All she had to do was dress like a LBR for a week! Perfect!

MASSIEKUR: I'm on it!!!!

Sam sighed, a bit disappointed. Massie had logged off. "Probably going shopping for those things, the stuff I never owned."

"She'll be back." Carly nodded, and sure enough, five seconds later she was on.

MASSIEKUR: Hey. Back.

SHIRTLESSWONDER: Y R U still talking to me?

MASSIEKUR: Because U said U 4gave me

SHIRTLESSWONDER: I said I would. I'm still upset.

MASSIEKUR: But Derrington isn't even important.

SHIRTLESSWONDER: Bye

MASSIEKUR: W8!

MASSIEKUR: I know ur still online!

MASSIEKUR: It says so on the screen!

MASSIEKUR: Gibby!

MASSIEKUR: I'm gonna spam U

The iCarly crew laughed. "Please, humor me." Freddie spoke to the monitor in monotone.

MASSIEKUR: Puh-leaseeeeeeeeeeee 4give me

MASSIEKUR: Puhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

MASSIEKUR: Leaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

MASSIEKUR: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MASSIEKUR: Give it up Massie, he's obviously ignoring U

MASSIEKUR: *sniffle*

The troublesome trio laughed, excluding one. "She talks to herself." Sam mumbled.

"Don't forget the sniffle." Freddie mocked.

"Guys, this isn't right." Carly sat up.

"But, Carls, this is Massie. I hate her. She did something really obnoxious and we need our revenge." Sam raised an eyebrow. Why did Carly have to be such a goody-goody-two-shoes?

"But you don't have to embarrass her to the whole school! Remember last time you did that?" Carly challenged.

"This is completely different. She isn't my friend."

"And you're saying Freddie is?" Carly narrowed her eyebrows. Sam would never admit to being friends with Freddie.

"Sure. We found a common interest." Sam shrugged and looked back at the monitor.

"And what is that?"

"Pulling pranks on someone other than each other." Freddie replied.

"Freddie!" Carly scowled. He was supposed to always take her side.

"It's really fun." He smiled apologetically.

"You guys do whatever you want up here, but I'm leaving!" Carly did just that and topped it off with the slam of the door.

"You think we should patch things up with her?" Freddie looked back to Sam, who still had her eyes on the screen.

"Nah, Carls will be fine. She just needs some time to cool down. It is late and all." Sam said. "Read all these."

MASSIEKUR: I walk a lonely road, the only road that I will ever know

MASSIEKUR: Don't know where it goes, but it's only me and I walk alone

MASSIEKUR: Pleeeee-eaeaea-asssse don't leave me

MASSIEKUR: All I wanna do is have some fun

MASSIEKUR: G-L-A-M O-R-O-U-S

"She's very random." Freddie commented.

SHIRTLESSWONDER: Stop it!

MASSIEKUR: Don't go! Please! I'm begging U!
MASSIEKUR: ………

MASSIEKUR: Fine! I'll do your stupid love test

SHIRTLESSWONDER: Stupid? Bye

MASSIEKUR: No!

MASSIEKUR: Its just…

MASSIEKUR: I never do anything for anyone really

MASSIEKUR: But you're really special, and I know I made a mistake

MASSIEKUR: I'll do it for U :)

Sam raised an eyebrow and turned to Freddie. "Does she really think like that? Sicker than usual Massie."

"It's just seventh grade lovestruck thing. You think you really, really love someone, but after a while of rejection, yougrow out of it." Freddie explained.

"Awww, is that what happened to you?" She teased, preparing to start an argument she would win.

"Yes, actually. But I grew out of it." Freddie shrugged. "And now it's like it never was."

"So… you just forgot Carly?" Sam tried, not believing it was possible someone so infatuated as Freddie could just drop it all.

"Not exactly. I found someone else." He shrugged again. "And here it goes again…" Sam thought as that awkward creepiness jumped in yet again.

Let's review. Two people, a guy and a girl, are locked in a dark room for the entire night, all alone. Well, with a computer. These two people have been harassed for a while now about getting into a relationship. What could happen? "Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Sam groaned loudly, just to fill the air.

"I know. Hey, let's get back to the chat." Freddie suggested.

"Massie already logged out." Sam paused. "Wanna calm down Carly and get some cheesecake?"

"Sure." The two stood up and walked over to Carly's room.


Massie squealed. "CLAIRE! GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!" She shouted into the phone.

"It's three o' clock…" Claire yawned.

"Kuh-laire!" Massie screamed with rage.

"Okay, okay. Huh… what?" The Ked-lover sighed.

"Gibby's going to forgive me!"

"Yippee!" Claire muttered sarcastically.

"Kuh-laireeeeeeeee!" Massie begged.

"I'm really happy, I mean it. But it's hard to be excited when you're phone wakes you up three hours earlier and your friend is screaming at you on the other end of the line." Claire spoke in monotone.

"Sorry, I just couldn't wait to tell anyone!"

"Great, next time though, call someone else first?" The blonde suggested.

Massie furrowed her brow. "Kuh-laire, am I a roach?"

"No." This was a new one.

"Then why are you crushing my feelings?" Massie heard a loud groan before the dial tone, indicating that Claire had hung up on her. Great! Massie couldn't keep her friends while she was there, and now she couldn't keep them when she's away?


Okay!! Chapter 8! Aren't you happy I'm back to writing this? :P Puh-lease review! I own nothing but plot! Adios!