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Per usual, House was convinced that Chase had urinated in his coffee. "Why would I even do that?"

House gave the Aussie and incredulous look.

"Better question: why wouldn't you?"

Chase threw his arms over his head.

It was almost three o'clock and House had been badgering him about the coffee since almost noon.

"I DID NOT PEE IN YOUR COFFEE!"

House threw his head back and drained the red mug in one long gulp. "Yup, you're right. No pee."

Chase's eyes flashed in anger and he turned as if to storm out of the conference room. Suddenly he stilled and began speaking with his back still towards House.

"You do realize that I only said I hadn't peed in your coffee, right? I never said I didn't 'put' some bodily fluid in your coffee."

"Where's House?"

"Probably getting his stomach pumped."