Disclaimer?-Not mine.

Author-jjayanddjjae

Story number-01!

Title-Smell My Foot, Please?

Okaaay, so this is my new story. I started this out in a journal of just regular one-shots, talking about the life of me and my boyfriend. yeah, we totally planned this whole life together! lmafo. and these stories will be based on mine and my boyfriend's (hopefully) experiences in living together in the future. i thought i should just share it with you since i've been wanting to read more stories of when sasuke and sakura are actually together. enjoy?


To say he was tired was a major understatement. Sasuke Uchiha was exhausted, worn-out, and deadbeat to the extreme. His arms felt like ramen noodles, his legs felt like jelly, his head was spinning nonstop and he could still feel his heart beating at a fast pace from all the sprinting he had to do. The whole entire day, all he did was walk around with his girlfriend (and soon to be fiance), Sakura Haruno, for the perfect gift for her-so called best friend. The loud, obnoxious, and annoying (well, to him) Ino Yamanaka.

She traveled from store to store, market to market, gift shop to gift shop, throwing things here and there for him to catch and put back immediately and repeat the same process wherever she went as he did whatever she asked him to do, obediently following behind just because. He was even forced to carry her bags and stand and wait for her as she went to the restroom. He was literally scarred for life when an actual guy came waltzing around as he stood-with his cool, calm façade on-and started to flirt around with him. The guy actually had the nerve to not only wink at him, but grab his own butt. In front of everyone. And slip a piece of paper with his name and number in it. Lucky him.

Sasuke gave out a loud, exasperated sigh as he promptly took off his shirt and threw it in the closet with the rest of the clothes lying around the house (from their past "activities") and went out in only his white shorts he wore out that day. He sat down on the couch with a loud 'plop!' and grabbed the remote, switching the tv onto an american channel that they've been watching lately. As he watched, he also listened intently to his girlfriend gab on the phone with her other best friends about the party in the weekend.

"…-Yeah, Sasuke-kun and I can make it! Right, Sasuke-kun?!" She called out to him, poking her head out of the kitchen with a big, bright smile on her face. He glanced at her and gave out a loud 'hn' he meant as a downright 'NO'.

"See?! We're going! Don't worry about it!" His chirpy girlfriend said, giving him a scowl and walking into their bedroom to continue the conversation and change. He gave a small snort and continued to watch. It was show on Discovery Channel called Most Extreme.


When the show finally reached number four on their countdown, he was on his way to slumber when Sakura came out of the room wearing only his blue shirt -that made it look like a dress on her- with the uchiha fan in the back. He wasn't so sure she was actually wearing anything underneath until she bent down to grab the remote and saw she was wearing some girl boxers that read on the butt part 'party hard!'.

She sat down next to him, causing the seat to sink lower and get more comfortable, as she leaned against him, turning the volume up more as she put up one leg and making the knee point upwards and putting her other leg on top of it so her thigh was resting comfortably on the knee. Seeing how uncomfortable she looked, Sasuke pulled his girlfriend from the waist towards him more as so her head was on his lap in an awkward position that was, for some reason, very comfy.

"Sasuke-kun…do you love me?" she suddenly blurted out, toying with the remote. He glanced down at her bubblegum hair with an eyebrow twitching up, confused suddenly at her question. He stayed quiet for a moment, unsure of what to say to her. He told her a couple of times before, but it was hard since he wasn't good at releasing his emotions. After a long, pregnant pause, he sighs and gives her a small pinch on her waist with a loud, clear 'Ah'. They concentrated back on the tv.

"And the number one most poisonous animal is-"

"Can you smell my foot for me?" His view of the television was suddenly blocked by a pedicured foot, toes wiggling around. He was suddenly stumped at this sudden outburst that he gave her an incredulous look. Staring down at her, she gave him a curious stare and a bright, innocent smile as she wagged her foot in front of his face. For a long time, he stared at her and soon enough, she lost her smile and turned it into a pout. This finally brought him back to reality.

"…no." He said in his most serious tone. She gave a larger pout as she gazed up at him with her jade orbs and her light pink, plump lips quivering, hands placed together as if practically begging. He rolled his eyes at her childish antics and stared at the tv, an annoyed expression on his face.

"Please?" She cutely asked.

"No. Never." He bluntly stated.

"But-"

"No, Sakura."

"Sasuke-kun-"

"No."

"Come on!"

"No."

"One sniff?"

"No."

"Just a quick whiff."

"No."

"Just tell me if it smells bad!"

"No."

"Sasuke-kun!"

"No."

"I'll do all the work tonight in be-ah!" Her foot was suddenly taken up and roughly brought to his face, making her tumble over the other way and away from his lean and muscular chest. He placed her foot right under his nose and gave the longest, hardest, loudest whiff possible as she stared, amazed and shocked. After the amazing sniff, he turned off the tv, carried her bridal style all the way to the bedroom, slammed the door shut with a loud 'bang!' and locked it so no one like the dobe or the pestering phone calls from her best friends can interrupt them.


HOURS LATER....

"Sasuke-kun?"

"Hn."

"What was the number one most poisonous thing out there in the world?"

Silence.

"Your foot."

PUNCH!

"You're sleeping on the couch!"

"…hn."

'well, shit.'


xoxo; jjaeanddjjae

ps. i love you