Disclaimer: I do not own House, Chase, Wilson or that annoying Cameron thing.

"You're buying me lunch."
"I this like a date?"
"Don't flatter yourself, blondie."

"Chase bought me lunch."
"Like a date?"
"No."
"Oh."

"So I heard that you bought House lunch..."
"Did he ask you to? Or did he force you to do it? Or did you offer to do it? "
Uh.."
"Was it, like, like a date?"
"Er, no.."
"Oh."

"You're buying the first round."
Tonight?"
"And the second and probably the tenth. Yes tonight."
"And no, it isn't like a date. C'mon, let's go."

"I'm freezing."
"Go back to Australia."
Oh, sure."
"Then quite whining."
"Give me some of the blankets."
"No, 'cause that would make this 'like a date'."