The Phone Book of the Olympian Gods

"Lets get a surfboard for the dog." Percy said.

Annabeth looked at him weird then said,"We don't have a dog though."

"Well then when we get a dog we can take it surfing!"

"Okay then. Who sells dog surfboards?" Annabeth asked Percy.

"Let's check the phonebook!" Percy then ran off to find a phone book.

When he returns he is dragging a phonebook a mile high.

"What is this?!" Annabeth questioned.

"It's the mile high phone book of the emotionally unstable olympian gods." Percy answered while

he gestured to the phonebook like the people on those game shows do.

Just then an innocent bird that happened to be flying by, hit the obnoxiously large phonebook.

"And that's the bird that knocked out by it." Annabeth said as she mimicked Percy's hand

gesture.

"Okay, now do you want to look under S for surfboards, D for dog, Recreation, or

Stupid Stuff you'll never use?"

"Well that's obviously not a hint telling us to not buy a dog surfboard!"

"Right! So let's start there!" Percy said eagerly.

-----------------------------------After 8 Hours of Looking------------------------------------

Annabeth and Percy have torn the Phone Book of the Olympian Gods apart so now all that's left

of it is a big mountain of yellow paper.

"Aahh! I can't see! It's all just numbers! 555, 1-800!" Annabeth screamed.

"Ow! I got a papercut!" Percy Exclaimed

"You've already gotten 37 papercuts! It's no longer an interesting subject!"

Grover then enters and sees Annabeth and Percy which results in him having a very

confused look on his face.

"What are you guys doing?" Grover asks the very deranged looking Annabeth and Percy.

"Oh nothing! We were just trying to find a business that sells surfboards for Dogs

in the idiotically large phone book of the olympian gods written by a moron who doesn't know

how to catergorize things!!!" Annabeth screams at Grover.

"You know you guys could have just used Google." Grover says.

Annabeth is now growling and looks like she wants to strangle someone.

Then Percy Yells, "Whatever! I am now, officially a cat person!"

A/N: Hi guys! If you're reading this I thank you very much for checking out my story and would like to ask you to review because I want to know what you guys think! Constructive criticism is

very welcome! Better stories are coming! - Magical Flying Pie! :)