Matt was very frustrated at the moment. He had gotten distracted before taking his shower and as a result, he had arrived at the post Wrestlemania party very late. Now since the party was going to be an all night thing, being late didn't really matter. But the problem was that Jeff had disappeared and nobody knew where he had gone. At least, that was what they had said. He had the feeling that a lot of people had seen where Jeff had gone and they just weren't telling him.

"Randy!" he yelled. He pushed his way through the crowd so he could get to the Legend Killer and a very intoxicated Cody. "Have you seen Jeff?"

Randy shook his head. "We split up after we got here. I have no idea where he is now."

"Your brother is a Skittle stealer!" Cody yelled. He pointed his finger up in the air and nearly fell over. "He stole my Skittles!" He grinned. "But he's a great kisser though. Great Skittle stealing kissing bastard."

Matt looked at Randy in confusion. "Just don't ask," was all Orton said.

Matt sighed and went back to looking for Jeff. He knew damn well that the entire locker room was out to fuck his baby brother, which made him very uneasy. There was no telling who Jeff had run off with while he had been out on his own. "Shit," he cursed. He looked around. He couldn't see his brother anywhere. He did spot Chris over by the bar and he decided to ask him if he had seen Jeff.

"No," Chris said immediately. He didn't even give Matt a chance to open his mouth. "I don't know where he is. Why would you ask me anyway? He won't come within five feet of me now."

"Well maybe you should quit being a jackass and help me look for him!" Matt yelled in frustrated. "God you are a moron!"

Chris stood up and got in his face. "What did you just say to me?"

"Oh Matty! Jericho! You're never going to find Jeffey by yelling at each other."

Matt and Chris turned around to see Morrison and Miz leering at them. "You know what? Unless you two are going to contribute something helpful, you need to go the fuck away," Matt snapped.

The hosts of the Dirt Sheet grinned at each other. "We do have something to add," Miz said.

Morrison nodded. "We know who your dear brother left with awhile ago."

"Who?" Matt asked immediately.

"Now hold on a second," Miz said. "You have to ask nicely."

Matt sighed and rolled his eyes. "Can you please tell me who Jeff left with?"

Morrison and Miz looked at each other. "Well…since you put it that way," Morrison said slowly. "He left with the one--"

"The only--" Miz interrupted.

"Adam Copeland," they finished together.

Matt's jaw dropped open in shock. "You fucking liars! That's not even funny!"

Morrison made an insulted noise. "We are not lying. Your brother was groping him out on the dance floor and then they disappeared out the back door."

Miz nodded along. "It looked like Adam was going to fuck him silly."

Chris growled. "He better fucking not."

"Yeah," Matt agreed. He stopped and frowned. "Wait, why do you even care?"

"Yeah JeriHO, why do you care?" Miz asked.

Chris glared at Miz. "If you ever call me JeriHO ever again, I will beat that stupid haircut right off your head." He turned to Matt. "What, am I not allowed to care anymore because Jeff and I broke up? I don't want to see him with Adam anymore than you do."

Matt just groaned and started dragging Chris along with him. He wasn't going to stop and try to figure out what the hell was going on in Chris's head. Adam fucking Copeland had his dirty hands on Jeff. That did not set well with him at all. There was no telling what that bastard was going to do to his poor brother. "Do you know which hotel Adam was staying in?"

"No," Chris answered. "Do you?"

"I wouldn't have asked what I did. Ugh, what the hell was Jeff thinking? Why would he even go near Adam? God, he is so irresponsible sometimes!"

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Got to meet the hottie with the million dollar body,
They say it's over budget but you'd pay her just to touch it,
Come on!

Jeff grinned as he pushed Adam up against the wall. They had decided to get a new hotel room just in case Matt tried to come in and bust them. They were already shirtless, but that wasn't enough for them. "You know, people say that they think of me when they hear this song. Only I'm not a girl."

"You're pretty like one," Adam said smugly.

Jeff frowned and bit the taller man's nipple.

"OW! I was joking!"

Needs to hit the big screen and shoot a little love scene,
If Hollywood had caught her she'd be gunning for ya holler,
Come on!

Pretty little lady with the pretty pink thong,
Every sugar daddy hittin' on her all night long,
Doesn't care about the money she could be with anybody,
Anybody and the honey wanted you all along!

Jeff kissed his way down Adam's body, leaving little hickeys to show he was there. He unbuttoned the blonde's pants by using his teeth while looking up mischievously at him with his pretty green eyes.

"You're just loving this aren't you?" Adam asked. He grabbed a handful of Jeff's hair and tugged it lightly. "You've been dying to do this for a long time."

Jeff grinned. "I've waited a lot longer than you know." He yanked Adam's pants down and allowed the older man to step out of them. Then he flicked his tongue across the head of Adam's large cock, causing the blonde to groan out loud.

"Fucking tease," Adam groaned.

Jeff just smirked. "Oh really? Is that what you think I am? Well would a tease do this?" He took Adam's entire length all at once, gagging as it hit the back of his throat. He didn't let that stop him though. He started sucking as hard as he could and circling his tongue all around, stopping only to run the barbell on his tongue on a vein. That made Adam involuntarily buck his hips and Jeff had to start holding them in place so he wouldn't get gagged every five seconds.

(You naughty thing)
You rippin' up the dance floor honey,

(You naughty women)
You shake your ass around for everyone,
(You're such a mover)
I love the way you dance with anybody
(The way you swing)
And tease them all by suckin' on your thumb,
You're so much cooler when you never pull it out
'Cause you look much cuter with something in your mouth

"Oh Jesus Christ," Adam groaned. He had a death grip on Jeff's hair. "Oh God I love your mouth."

Jeff chuckled, which sent Adam over the edge. After Jeff lapped up every drop of Adam's cum, he smirked. "So am I still a tease?"

Adam answered that by pulling him up to his feet and kissing him roughly. They stumbled around the room, running into walls, knocking things over and just about shattering the mirror by the dresser. Jeff could taste blood, but he wasn't sure if it was from him or Adam. It wasn't like it mattered to him that much. He was a bit too distracted to give a damn about anything at the moment.

Crafty little lip tricks
Tattoos on her left hip
She's bendin' as your spinnin'
There's no endin' it so baby,
Come on!

Dressed up like a princess
Bettin' that her skin smells better than the scent of every flower in the desert
Come on!

Pretty little lady with the pretty pink thong
Every sugar daddy hittin' on her all night long
Doesn't care about the money she could be with anybody
Anybody and the honey wanted you all along!

After nearly knocking the dresser itself over, they finally managed to collapse on the bed. Adam landed on top and he started kissing and sucking on the tender flesh by Jeff's collar bone. Jeff whined and wrapped his legs around Adam's waist. "Adam…need you…now…so bad."

Adam roughly took off Jeff's pants and thong. "It's too bad you can't run around naked all the time. These clothes are a pain in the ass."

Jeff grinned. "I've got enough people leering at me WITH my clothes on. I would hate to see what would happen if I kept them off.

Adam growled. "Well they're not going to be leering anymore. You're MINE Jeff, and the sooner everyone learns that, the better."

(You naughty thing)
You rippin' up the dance floor honey
(You naughty women)
You shake your ass around for everyone
(Youre such a mover)
I love the way you dance with anybody
(The way you swing)
And tease them all by suckin' on your thumb
You're so much cooler when you never pull it out
'Cause you look much cuter with something in your mouth

Jeff moaned as Adam slid two fingers inside of him. "Oh Jesus. Adam you bastard…you're the one who was accusing me of being a tease just a few minutes ago."

Adam grinned as he slipped a third finger in and began fucking Jeff with them. "Aw, come on Hardy. I've been told I have very talented fingers."

Jeff let out groan and bucked his hips up as Adam's fingers brushed across his prostate. Adam did have very talented fingers, but he wanted more. He needed so much more. "Adam please!"

Adam's grin got even bigger. "Beg for me Jeff. Beg for me to fuck you."

"Adam fuck me! Please fuck me!" Jeff didn't care if the entire hotel heard him. He wanted to get fucked and he wanted it badly.

She loves the night scene, bar queen
Just livin' for the fun, takin' over every dance floor
Like she's the only one
In the spotlight all night dissing(?) everyone
Trying to look so innocent while sucking on her thumb
(Youre so much cooler) when you never pull it out
(You're so much cuter) with something in your mouth

With one swift motion, Adam pulled his fingers out and thrust into Jeff. Jeff let out a scream, earning a yell from the people next door. "Burn in hell you mother fuckers!" he yelled back as Adam began to thrust as hard as he possibly could.

Adam grinned at him. "Calm down Jeff. We are making a whole lot of noise."

"It's our room and we can be as loud as we--" Jeff's voice broke off into an incoherent whining noise as Adam managed to hit his magic spot perfectly. "Oh God, do that again!" he begged.

Adam obliged, earning more whines from Jeff. He tried to silence Jeff a little bit by kissing him but now that he was screaming, he wasn't about to stop now.

"Oh God…uh…Adam…Adam Adam ADAM!" Jeff screamed. His eyes rolled on the back of his head and his body bucked uncontrollably as the most intense orgasm of his life overtook him.

(You naughty thing)
You rippin up the dance floor honey,
(You naughty women)
You shake your ass around for everyone,
I love the way you dance with anybody,
(The way you swing)
And tease them all by suckin' on your thumb,
(You naughty thing)
You rippin' up the dance floor honey,
(You naughty women)
You shake your ass around for everyone,
(You're such a mover)

I love the way you dance with anybody
(The way you swing)
And tease them all by suckin' on your thumb
You're so much cooler when you never pull it out,
'Cause you look much cuter with something in your

Adam collapsed on top of him. They both just laid there for a long time, each literally incapable of moving. Finally Adam managed to roll off so he could lay next to Jeff. "I can't breathe," the Canadian gasped.

Jeff would have looked at him if he was still capable of moving his body parts. "Adam?"

"Yeah?"

"I think your dick paralyzed me."

Adam sat up and stared down at Jeff. He had a puzzled look on his face for about five seconds before he burst out laughing. "Are you serious?"

"Yes you jackass!" Jeff said. He pouted his lips. This was not funny.

"So you want to wait awhile before we go through with round three?"

"Yeah, I think we might have to."

"That's okay. I'll just get on my Twitter account and announce that I paralyzed you with my dick."

"Adam!"

"I'm kidding. Maybe."