Teen Titans

Undercover

Chapter 7- The Boy Wonder's Bird Walk

Ok, lame title for the chaper, but I wanted to be funny. Anyway, this chapter was a little easier than the last. Seriously, I rewrote chapter 6 like 4 times. *Phew!* Since all of you have been soo great, i'll give you a little summary for this chapter.

Falcon is taking Bohusk on a date. But first, they're gonna have a little 'fun' with Robin and Starfire's date. And for the first time in the progress of this story, Cyborg and Bee will be shown as a couple!

Finally, at 3:30, the final bell rang signaling the end of the school day. A rush of students flooded out of the school's entrance. The last four to emerge were Bohusk, Raven, Starfire and Falcon.

"That was less than productive." stated Raven in her monotoned voice.

"Friend Rachel you must be more hopeful! I am certain that we will have more of the luck tomarrow!" beamed Kori. Raven rolled her eyes and noticed that the T-car was at the front of the car line.

"Come on, Cyborg's waiting." Raven opened the door to reveal not only Cyborg but BumbleBee.

"So, how was school... kids?" snickered Cyborg as the four Titans climbed into the disguised t-car.

"Can you give that a rest Cy? We're not really high school kids. We're on a mission remember?" asked Falcon buckling her seatbelt.

"I know. I'm just messin wit ya."

"Damn, these rings are heavy as shit!" groaned Bohusk slipping his holoring off. Raven, Starfire and Falcon followed his gesture.

"Sorry, they're made for disguise, not so much for a fashion statement or comfort." stated Bumblebee.

"So... Cy, is this a date?" asked Falcon with a sly grin. Cyborg's face flushed red.

"Uh...yeah?"

"Oh Cyborg! That is most wonderful! You must do the date of the double with me and boyfriend Robin!"

"Sure, Star." smiled Bee, causing the metal man's face to flush redder, if that was possible.

After the 10 minute ride home, and Robin's mandatory interrogations, everyone went thier separate ways. Raven and Falcon headed to the roof to meditate, Cyborg drove Bee back to Titans East, Robin and Starfire left on the R Cycle for thier date, and Beastboy and Bohusk were glued to the TV playing mindless video games.

It was around 5 in the afternoon so everything was starting to quiet down. The hot summer air beginning to cool with the ever soo often refreshing breeze. Both Raven and Falcon sat in the lotus position chanting thier mantra.

"Hey, Rae?" asked Falcon, breaking away from her routine chant.

"Yeah?"

"Where's Gar taking you tonight?" Raven opened her violet eyes to look at her sister.

"A nice italian resturant up town. He finally got the hint that I don't wanna go to the pizza palace for every date." Falcon chuckled lightly.

"What about you? Isn't Jhonen taking you out tonight as well?" Falcon's cheeks turned as red as Starfire's hair.

"Uh...yeah. Well, actually, I was the one to request the date. I thought i'd be a good way to repay him for saving me from those losers at school this morning."

"Just one thing, Vannessa." started Raven. Falcon was expecting a threat directed towards Bohusk if he 'hurt her little sister', or even a sarcastic remark, but not this..."Try not to hurt Robin too much when you two pull that prank on him." Falcon laughed a bit.

"Can't hide anything from you can I?" she asked.

"Nope. Oh, and here's an idea that Beastboy came up with." Raven stood and withdrew a disk from her pocket.

"What's this?" asked Falcon grabbing it.

"Gar said this would be 'laugh your ass off funny'. Replace Robin's romantic music with this."

"Ok. What is it?"

"Bird walk." Both sisters looked at eachother for a moment before falling to the ground in laughter.

"Remind me to thank Beastboy later." giggled Falcon as she stood and offered a hand to Raven.

"I suppose we should go get ready."

"Dude! You just unlocked the next level!" shouted Beastboy jumping up from his seat on the couch. Bohusk leaned back with a proud smirk, letting the controller drop beside him. A few seconds went by and Beastboy said nothing. Bohusk looked up to see him standing facing the front of the room, wide eyed and jaw on the floor.

"Yo! Grass Stain, you ok?" no response.

"What the hell got into you?"

"Dude, am I standing?" asked Beastboy putting a hand to Bohusk's shoulder for balance.

"Yeah, why?"

"Please keep it that way." pointing to the door. Bohusk followed his gesture to the opps room door. Now he knew why Beastboy spaced out. Before the two Titan boys, stood Raven and Falcon dressed for their dates. Long silky brown hair, sapphire eyes and porcellen skin.(thanks to the holorings.) Raven adorned a short, black one shoulder dress, black 2 inch heel sandals, fingerless fishnet gloves and of course, her amythest moon necklace.

Falcon stood beside her in a silky teal halter top, black skinny jeans, silver sandals that matched Raven's and her opal sun necklace with a few black bracelletts.

"Damn." whispered Bohusk who now shared the same look as Beastboy.

"Are you gonna just stand thier, Gar? We have reservations in an hour." said Raven snapping her fingers in front of her boyfriend's face. He snapped out of his trance and fished around in his pocket for his holoring. He took it out and fiddled with it for a moment and then slipped it on, his green hair turned a soft dirty blonde, crystal clear blue eyes replaced emerald, peachy skin took over green. He now wore black trousers and a violet button down with the sleeves pushed up to the elbow and black dress shoes.

"Ready! Let's hit the road, babe!" Beastboy and Raven raced past Falcon, out the door.

"O...k... You ready for our date?" asked Falcon still looking in the direction of her sister and green changeling. She turned her head to glance at the boy in front of her to find his black hair was now copper and his hazel eyes replaced with gold. He now wore a black t-shirt under a black blazer, dark jeans and black vans. The sorceress felt a familiar heat rise to her cheeks.

"Yep. I tracked down bird boy and Star's location. They're near the beach, now's the perfect time to sabotage." grinned Bohusk. Vanessa shook off her blush and made a disk of light energy as a source of transportation. The two Titans phased through the roof and into the darkening sky.

Meanwhile, Robin and Starfire had just arrived at the shore of Jump City. Everything was peaceful and serene. The sun was just 20 minutes from being fully set and the sound of the water crashing against the rocks was rather soothing. The boy wonder had set up a romantic dinner for two, complete with candle light and music. A small oval shapped table sat in the sand, just a few feet from the tide. The boom box sat nearby.

"Robin, this is wonderful." said Starfire with a big smile as Robin pulled out her seat for her. Little did he know, Bohusk and Falcon were hidden behind a large rock, invisible due to Falcon's cloaking spells.

"How about a little static shock before dinner?" snickered Bohusk. He outstretched his hand and shot a small voltage of lightning at Robin's seat. When Robin went to sit down, he yelped in pain as he came in contact with the pranked chair.

"Is something wrong, boyfriend Robin?" asked Starfire looking at him worriedly.

"No, no. I'm fine, Star. Just a little static electricity." he said before sitting down. Bohusk and Falcon were snickering silently to themselfs as Robin rubbed his sore behind. "If you think that was good, check this out!" Falcon whispered. She then took the CD Raven gave her out of her pocket and used her powers to open the CD player and switch the two cds.

"I made your favorite earth food, Star. Spaghetti." Robin lifted the tops off of the two plates of food on the table. Starfire's emerald eyes lit up with joy.

"And to top it off, some romantic music." He pressed 'play' on the boom box, but instead of soft, slow romantic music...

Soulja Boy Tell Em
Ya know what it is man
Turn my swag on man
Time to hit my bird walk man

Watch me hit my bird walk!

"What the hell!?" shouted Robin as he stopped the music. Starfire sat giggling at both her boyfriend's outbursts and his choice in music. Bohusk and Falcon on the other hand were rolling in laughter. So much so, her cloaking spell wore off and both were now clearly visable. Suddenly, a shadow cast over thier laughing forms and a very malevolent voice filled the once peaceful air.

"You two have 10 seconds to haul your asses outta here before you you have kitchen and laundry duty for a month!!" Bohusk wiped some tears from his eyes and looked at the very pissed off Robin.

"Relax, bird brain. We just wanted Star to know what your theme song was!" he laughed.

"Very funny." Robin said through clenched teeth. "Take your girlfriend and get out!"

"Fine. We got a date anyway. Have fun, Bird Walk!" chuckled Bohusk as he and Falcon flew away on her energy disk. Leaving Robin by himself with a giggling Starfire and a Soulja Boy CD.