Matt soon discovered a problem with trying to find out if he only had feelings for Chris or if he was just gay. The problem was simple and it made him feel very dumb: he didn't know any gay single guys BESIDES Chris. And honestly, he was afraid to ask. He didn't have gaydar (as Jeff liked to call it). He hadn't even know Jeff had been gay until he had caught Jeff in bed with a boy from school when he was sixteen. "Damn it, I can't do this," he muttered. He started to leave the hotel lobby when he ran into Chris. "Hi."

"Hi," Chris said. He looked kind of uncomfortable. "Um…I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but Adam--"

"Yeah, I heard the song," Matt said before Chris could finish. He shook his head. "It's going to be really hard not to kill him after this."

"Yeah," Chris agreed. He cleared his throat and bit his lip. "Look Matt, I know I don't--"

"Hold on," Matt interrupted. He started picking at a piece of fuzz on Chris's shirt. "This damn thing is bugging me." He got it and flicked it away triumphantly. "There, that's--"

His words were cut off by Chris's lips meeting his. He returned the kiss, not sure how him picking fuzz off a shirt was a turn on. And he wasn't sure how he was going to find out the just Chris thing or the completely gay thing out by kissing the only guy he had ever been with. But he didn't really want to tell Chris to stop. Damn it, why do I always end up in these fucking situations?

"Yes! This is awesome! This is some good shit right here. I am going to have a fucking great music video, and that pun is fully intended."

"Hunter! Stop that right now! We've talked about this perverted streak of yours!"

Matt sighed as he and Chris stopped kissing. Shawn was trying to get Hunter's video camera from him, but Hunter was doing everything he could to avoid his lover's hands. "Something has got to be done about his dirty mind," Matt said.

Chris nodded in agreement. "Yeah, I really agree."

Jeff came storming into the lobby at that moment. "Hunter Hearst Helmsley! You hand over that video camera now!"

Hunter stomped on his foot and whined. "But you'll destroy all my good footage!"

"You're damn right I will! Addy and I having sex is not going to be in your music video!"

Music video? God, this really has gotten out of control. "Jeff, maybe if you just ask nicely, he'll hand it over," Matt suggested.

"Oh go fuck Chris and shut up," Hunter snapped. He stuck his tongue out at Jeff. "You're never going to get my camera Hardy boy, so suck on that!"

Jeff scowled and began chasing Hunter all around the lobby, almost knocking over several people in the process. Matt sighed and shook his head. "Can't we ever act like civilized adults?"

"No," Chris said. "That wouldn't be nearly as fun." He gave Shawn a serious look. "So how do you put up with Hunter?"

Shawn shrugged. "I'm still asking myself that same question. I think now it's just more out of habit than anything else." He grinned at the two of them. "So uh, what's going on with you two?"

Matt and Chris exchanged looks before trying to stammer out an answer. "Uh…well we uh…you see…"

"I fucked a boy and I like it!" Adam sang as he entered the lobby. "The taste of his giant dick! I fucked a boy to just to try it."

Hunter stopped and grin. "I hope my brother don't mind it. It felt so--oh fuck!" He moved out of the way as Jeff spring boarded off a luggage cart and jumped at him. Jeff, who was in mid-air at this point, could do nothing to stop himself. The next thing Matt saw was his little brother crashing through the lobby window.

"Jeff!" he yelled, nearly pushing Shawn on his ass he ran outside. Adam, Chris, Hunter and Shawn were right on his heels. "Jeff!"

Jeff was laying on the ground, surrounded by broken glass. His eyes were shut tightly and he was gasping for breath. "Owie," he whimpered. "I think I hurt myself."

Adam knelt down next to Jeff. His eyes widened as he saw something that Matt didn't. "Shawn call an ambulance!" he ordered. "Do it now!"

Matt quickly got behind Adam and saw that Jeff had a piece of glass sticking out of his chest. And it was a really big fucking piece. The glass had only broken into a few big pieces and some small ones, and this looked like it was the biggest one. "Fuck," he muttered. He quickly grabbed his little brother's hand. "It's going to be okay Jeff. We're going to get you some help."

Jeff looked down at the glass that was in him. "I don't think it's too deep," he said. "Maybe I can--"

Adam grabbed his other hand before he could pull the glass out. "No baby," he said as he shook his head. "Don't do that. The doctors need to take that out."

"But I don't want to go to the hospital!" Jeff whined. "Matty tell him not to take me there."

Matt shook his head. "We need to make sure we're safe instead of sorry Jeff."

Jeff whimpered and started to cry. He hated hospitals. Adam quickly started whispering in his ears and even though Matt couldn't hear what was being said, it calmed Jeff down a little bit.

When the ambulance came, Adam went on it with Jeff. Chris drove Matt, Shawn and Hunter there, following it as closely as he could. When they got there, they found out Jeff's wound really wasn't as deep as it had appeared to be. The doctors got it out and stopped the bleeding with no problems at all. Still, Matt was completely freaked out, and the others obviously shared that feeling.

Well, everyone but Jeff of course. His freaked out feelings went away as soon as the doctor gave him a lollypop. "I love lollies," he declared as he sucked on the grape sucker. His lips and tongue were already turning purple from the candy. He tapped Adam on the arm. "Hey, would you stab me in the arm with a scalpel? If I get another boo boo, I might be able to coax more candy out of the doctor."

Adam glared at him. "I'm not stabbing you just so you can get sweets."

"Why not? I'll share it with you."

Matt rolled his eyes. At least this meant that Jeff was feeling better. "He's not going to stab you because he knows I kill him."

Adam shook his head. "That's the second reason. The first reason is that I love him and I don't want to hurt him. And last time I checked, stabbing leads to hurting, so that plan is automatically a no go."

Jeff grinned. "You love me?"

Matt groaned as his brother pulled Adam down into a big, sloppy kiss. Even though he had agreed to be civil to Adam, it didn't mean that he wanted to see the idiot kissing his brother. "You be gentle with him! He's wounded!"

Shawn shook his head. "Adam's trying Hardy. Your brother's the one who doesn't care."

Matt sighed. "Yeah, I know. And he's going to come crying to me when he makes his stitches come out and he bleeds all over one of his favorite shirts." He sighed again, only this time more dramatically. "God, I really can't win sometimes."