Matt had finally come to the conclusion that he was into dudes now. Chris had pulled that attraction out of him and now he didn't even really want to fuck another girl. Now he just had to come to terms with the fact that he was still fucking his brother's ex-boyfriend who had broken up with his brother because he liked him. Deep down, Matt still felt like he was betraying Jeff in a way, but he couldn't shake the lusty feelings he was having for Chris. He definitely didn't love Chris, but the attraction was there. And it didn't help that deep down, he knew Chris was a good guy (most of the time), even though he was kind of an idiot. And even though he had ended hurt Jeff by ending their relationship, things would have been a lot worse if he had ended up acting on his desires for Matt while they had been still dating.

Matt rubbed his eyes and sighed. He knew he needed to get up, but Chris was firmly holding on to him so that couldn't happen. "Come on dude, we have to get up," he said as he tried to shake Chris awake.

Chris grumbled at him before hanging on tighter. "No get up. Sleep. Must sleep."

Matt rolled his eyes. Chris was as bad as Jeff when it came to trying to get his ass out of bed. "We can't sleep anymore. We have to get up."

"No up. Pool sex me tired. I have to sleep all day now."

Okay now this was getting on Matt's nerves. He was about to snap at Chris when he got a much better idea. He started planting kisses on blonde man's neck and nipped at the tender flesh. "Come on Chrissy, you need to get up," he whispered. "We've got stuff to do today."

Chris whimpered and squirmed underneath Matt. "That is cheating Hardy. You can't get me all worked up like this just so--"

Matt silenced Chris's protests with a kiss. He slipped his tongue into Chris's mouth as he moaned and he turned the older man completely on his back. They were still naked from their previous activities the night before so they didn't have any pesky clothes to get rid of. "Where the fuck did that lube go?" he asked as he felt around on the nightstand next to the bed and failed to find it.

"I think we used it all," Chris said.

"Well shit," Matt cursed. "What the hell else do we got?"

"I've baby oil in my bag in my bag. Just use that."

Matt started looking around for Chris's bag. To his dismay, it was all the way over by the TV. "Son of a bitch! Why did you put it over there?"

"Me? You threw it over there!"

"I did?"

"Yeah! You all got all impatient that I couldn't pick out an outfit that you threw the bag away and--"

"Matty!" Jeff yelled as he banged on the door. "I want to come in Matty! Let me in!"

Matt groaned. Jeff had terrible fucking timing. "Go away Jeff! Chris and I are busy!"

"Doing what?"

"Just with stuff!" Matt rolled off the bed and walked over to Chris's bag. "Go away for ten minutes and then we'll let you in." He found the baby oil and smirked. "There it is."

Jeff was not going to be denied though. "I need money Skittles Matty! I don't have money for the vending machine!"

"So go ask Adam for some!" Matt snapped as he got back on the bed with Chris. He started trying to make out with his blonde Canadian.

"He's busy helping Hunter!" Jeff whined. "Matt you open this door right now or I'm going to kick it down! I mean it!"

Chris sighed. "Matt just give him a dollar so he'll go away. He's not going to stop if you don't."

"Oh yes he will," Matt growled. Damn it, Jeff had interrupted his sex way too often over the years. It was time to make his little brother leave him alone. "Jeff, if you do not go away this instant, I am going to find every bag of Skittles that you have hidden in my house and I am going to throw them all away!"

There was a long period of silence. To Matt, it seemed like Jeff had finally gone away. He sighed in relief. "So where were we?" he asked as he turned his attention back to Chris.

Chris frowned at him. "Don't you think it was kind of low to threaten Jeff's Skittles?"

He shrugged. "Oh come on! I had to say something to make him go away. Besides, it's not like I'm actually going to do that. I bet he knows that."

Two seconds later, Jeff effectively proved that he did NOT know that. He finally managed to kick down a door, but that was bad news for Matt, because the next thing he knew, he was being attacked by his pissed off brother.

"YOU DO NOT THREATEN THE SKITTLES!" he shouted at the top of his lungs as he repeatedly beat Matt with his fists. "DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?"

"Holy fucking shit!" Chris yelled. He quickly vacated the bed, grabbed his boxers, and retreated to the safety that was the other side of the room.

Matt somehow managed to get a hold of Jeff's wrists, which was a good thing for him because Jeff was hitting him really hard. "Will you get a hold of yourself?" he snapped. "I only said that to make you go away! I wasn't really going to do it!"

Jeff frowned. "Really?"

"Yes you idiot."

"Oh. Okay then." His eyes widened as he finally realized something very important. "Matt you're naked!"

Matt rolled his eyes. "Well no fucking duh Jeff! Chris and I've been trying to have morning sex but you've effectively ruined that."

"I did?" Jeff asked eagerly. He looked so damn proud of himself now. "Ha! I had morning sex and you didn't! I so rule!" He jumped off the bed and ran out of the room.

Matt sighed and smacked his forehead. "I am going to kill my brother. I am not even joking."

So with the morning sex thoroughly ruined, Matt and Chris just got dressed and met up with everyone else in Hunter and Shawn's room. Hunter and Adam had just put the finishing touches on the "I Fucked a Boy" music video, and given that they had sang the song themselves, Matt was prepared to cover his ears the entire time.

"Alright guys, here we go," Adam said as he started the video up. "This is what's going to effectively prove that Hunter should never be allowed with a video camera again. This video does not even tell a story; it's just a bunch of random sex stuff Hunter has caught us doing."

"Oh God no," Randy muttered.

"Oh God yes," Hunter happily replied. "I am the Peeping Tom of the WWE and I love it."

This was never the way I planned

Not my intention

I felt so brave in Shawn's car

I got a huge erection

Girls are what I'm used to

My dick wants to try your ass on

I'm curious for you

Caught my attention

Phil squeaked and turned a deep shade of red as an image of him and John fucking in their locker room came onto the screen. "You said those cameras were off!" he yelled at his boyfriend.

"I thought they were!" John said defensively.

Hunter snorted. "Yeah right. You probably just lied to get your way."

Shawn glared at him. "You didn't put any footage of us in there, did you?"

"Uh…no."

Matt rolled his eyes. Hunter was so obviously lying.

I fucked a boy and I liked it

The taste of his giant dick

I fucked a boy just to try it

I hope my brother don't mind it

It felt so good

It felt so right

It means I need more dick tonight

I fucked a boy and I liked it

I liked it

Matt was noticing an awful lot of footage of both him and Chris and Jeff and Adam. He was actually kind of creeped out because that meant that Hunter had been secretly stalking them for awhile before the song was even thought up in the first place. "I am taking that damn camera from you," he growled at the Game. "And then I am ripping both your and Adam's vocal cords out."

Adam glared at him. "Is there something wrong with our singing Hardy?"

"Yes. It absolutely sucks!"

"It does not!"

"Does too!"

"Does not!"

"Does too!"

Oh you broke my brother's heart

It doesn't matter

You're right in front of me

And I'm gonna fuck you

It's not what good boys do

Not how they should behave

My head leaks of cum

And it's on your face

"Hunter! That lyric is disgusting!" Shawn scolded.

Hunter laughed. "Yeah, but it's awesome."

Randy winced and looked at Cody. "Well I guess we know who stole our sex tape now."

Cody glared at him. "I told you bad things were going to happen if we made that tape. Now everyone knows what I look like covered in your jizz, which is not good! Only you and I are supposed to know that!"

I fucked a boy and I liked it

The taste of his giant dick

I fucked a boy just to try it

I hope my brother don't mind it

It felt so good

It felt so right

It means I need more dick tonight

I fucked a boy and I liked it

I liked it

Adam turned to Jeff. "What do you think honey? How do you like my singing?"

Jeff suddenly looked like he was a deer caught in the headlights. "I like it better than Hunter's," he managed to say in a small voice.

Adam looked hurt. "So mine still isn't good?"

"I didn't say that! I mean, it's a little off key but--"

Matt snorted. "A little off key my ass. You're completely tone deaf Copeland."

Jeff glared at him. "Oh like you could do better?"

"I could actually. I could do a fuck of a lot better without even trying."

Us boys we are so magical

Broad chests, big dicks, so suckable

Hard to resist so fuckable

Too good to deny it

Matt and Chris had sex in the pool

Matt glared at Adam (who had been the one who had sang that last line). "Did you have to add that in? Did you really have to go there?"

"Yes," Adam said proudly. "I so totally did."

I fucked a boy and I liked it

The taste of his giant dick

I fucked a boy just to try it

I hope my brother don't mind it

It felt so good

It felt so right

It means I need more dick tonight

I fucked a boy and I liked it

I liked it

Hunter stopped the video and grinned like a proud father. "So what do you guys think?"

Everyone just kind of looked at each other. Nobody knew what to say so they all looked at Shawn. Shawn just sighed and shook his head. "Hunter, if I ever catch you prying into everyone's sex life like that again, I am officially leaving you. I am not even joking."

Hunter sighed sadly. "Nobody ever appreciates my artistic abilities."

"Because they usually just lead to porn," Matt said. He checked his watch. "Who wants to go get something to eat? I'm fucking starving dudes."